>>80689158
Are they going to have full out costumes or can you get away with a Captain America shirt from Target?

>>80689158
Mystique shape-shifted into a fat and hairy 6ft tall guy

>>80689195
Full out costumes. Believe me, if I could get away with a shirt, I wouldn't ask.

And I mention hairy because I have permanent stubble. I was thinking about trying to do Kingpin, but my head would look like a fuzzy testicle, not a bald clean-shaven guy.

>>80689158
Go to a Halloween store, done and done.

>>80689254
The Blob?
Juggernaut?

>>80689291
Those could possibly work. Damn it, I'm not fat enough for the Blob, though. About 250, give or take 20.

>>80689337
Just do Wolverine.
It's recognizable and easy to do.
Shave muttonchops, gel your hair, smoke a cigar, wear a leather jacket, and call people "Bub" a lot.
Also if you get drunk and belligerent, you can say you're just acting in character.

Down side is that there is probably going to be half a dozen Wolverines.

>>80689410
Huh. I'll be too tall, but that could actually work perfectly. It fits since I'm a fucking smoker and alcoholic.

I'll be honest, I'm not much of a Marvel guy. I like Punisher, but I don't read much else. For clothes, will a leather jacket work? And what does he look like in current runs so I can get my hair and beard right?

Rhino

>>80689552
>>80689254
>I was thinking about trying to do Kingpin, but my head would look like a fuzzy testicle, not a bald clean-shaven guy.

>>80689158

Build a Cap shield, wear it on your back. Be in your tux otherwise. Or just build a Cap helmet and wear that.

>>80689606
I think you mean his son. Dr Druid is pretty fit there.

>>80689545
Well, he's dead now, so you're better off doing a Hugh Jackman version.
It's what people will recognize anyways.

>>80689642
It's Dr Druid. No one cares

>>80689602
That's also a good idea.

>>80689642
>>80689606
I'm fat, so I can't do anything that's form-fitting. But I'm not so fat that I can't hide it under layers. If someone has a bulky outfit, that can work.

>>80689658
Okay, that's easy enough to work with.

>>80689158
Scott Lang, and then go kick the bride's ass.

>>80689697
But Druid is easier....granted he'll just be a fat guy in a Hood

>>80689606
>>80689642
>>80689697
>>80689757
Literally no one knows who this is

>>80689736
I feel like I'm either missing a joke or you fucked up.

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Foggy Nelson
Frog Man
Toad
Harvey Bullock
I know, I know. Just thought it would be funny.

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>>80689796
Ant Man.

It seems that OP is one step too far from both fit and lardasses. Just own it and go as Emma Frost.

>>80689796
He probably heard 'Ant-Man beats women' from the comic-reading nerds at the movie theatre

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Are you willing to blue yourself?

>>80689785
Virtually nobody. If literally no one knew we wouldn't be having this conversation. Besides it's not like any fat heroes are actually popular

>>80689805
>Harvey Bullock
Yeah, if this was DC, I don't think I'd have a problem.

>>80689839
Alright he fucked up. Good to know

>>80689871
FUCK!!!

This is perfect! 100% absolutely perfect! I didn't even think about it! This is what I'll do! I can pull that off with my body, and I have some suits already.

Okay, I just need something to blue myself.
Arrested Development.

>>80689158
everyone in this picture looks like a massive faggot

>>80689158
fat people in muscle shirts are the saddest thing ever

>>80689224
This guy knows what's up

>>80689158
>what is the cheapest and easiest Marvel Cosplay for a fat and hairy 6 foot guy to pull off?
Wolverine on stilts.

>>80689254
>I was thinking about trying to do Kingpin, but my head would look like a fuzzy testicle, not a bald clean-shaven guy.
Then go with his alter ego.
GO RHINO!!!