Alright Batman. What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at midday, and three legs in the evening?
your dad
>>80670795
>Just off the top of my head, Clayface, Inque, J'onn, Beast Boy, Plastic Man…
>A really weird goat
>>80670795
I dunno, is this some kinda pokemon? "Leghopper" or something?
>>80670795
a person. the times of day represent a person's life. four legs in the morning is crawling as a baby, two legs is walking as an adult, and three legs is walking with the cane you use as an elder.
idk if this is a meme or something but i actually had to figure this out myself
>>80670795
Riddler you gotta learn to internet my man, enjoy your party van, tracked your addy
>>80671057
>idk if this is a meme or something but i actually had to figure this out myself
it's one of the most well known riddles do you live inside a rock
>>80671057
Wrong again, Batman. The answer to all three is a baby. It crawls around on four legs, but if you cut off it's arms it'll squirm around on two. Then, if you give it a crutch, it can hobble around on three.
>>80671096
wtf i dont think riddles are a very common thing anymore anon
i think i actually have heard this before though, just never the answer
>>80671162
well that's just a shitty riddle riddler. a crawling baby won't walk on its two legs just because you cut its arms off
>>80671171
>i dont think riddles are a very common thing anymore
Excuse me?
>>80671196
You ever tried?
>>80671162
That is fuck up riddler.
I thought we are in a kids show.
>>80671204
yeah that's right riddler, you're out of fashion. you were never cool anyway. you wear a hat that looks even worse than a fedora unironically ffs
>>80671222
yeah like your bitchass has, Riddles
>>80670795
Necromorph
>>80671196
its a riddle from Arkhan Asylum the game I think
>>80671196
It's just a joke version of The Riddle of the Sphinx from Oedipus.
The horse's name is Friday
>>80671224
Riddle me this then:
What collects gold, makes jelly, and leaves behind perfume?
>>80672799
a forgetful jelly salesman
>>80672799
Easy, A hooker.
>>80672799
Riddle me THIS, nerd. How many crotch punches will it take to kill your dick?
>>80671034
>720+ Pokemon
>0 Sphinx based Pokemon with an evolution line like that riddle
BLUNDER
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>>80672799
A bee?
>>80670795
Man-o'-Man! I am sick of these lame riddle threads.
>>80672799
Banjo Kazooie?
>>80672799
Riddle me this, Edward. What has four knuckles and shatters your teeth on impact?
What is worthless when tied,
French when given to someone,
has been known to be sharp,
but always has good taste?
A walking clock?
>>80674234
A rasberry?
>>80674234
Momma Nygma's tongue
>>80674234
Easy. A tongue.
>>80671171
It's the riddle of the sphinx from Oedipus Rex, a famous Greek tragedy that's taught in high school literature classes all around the western world.
>>80672799
A bee collects golden pollen, makes royal jelly, and leaves behind the flower with its perfumed scent.
>>80672799
My ex gf?
>>80670795
A solar powered robotmonkey.
