>meanwhile, on Ultimate /co/...
Hey, this guy likes LOK, someone up to dismembering him and fucking his dead remains?
What? How is this thread /co/ related?
I sure do like not existing.
Huh. I'm 20 years younger. And gay
Weird
What's our Ultimate Spider-man, IE: The one good thing about our Universe keeping it going?
>C'mon, Syl, let's go teach that Hater fella to quit bein' so mean and be a good guy! And we better cure his queerness, too, 'cause our Lord says queers burn in Hell!
>"I knew that the Crystal Gems sometimes thought of humans like we do animals, but I never thought that they'd go so far as to cook and eat them!"
>>80501051
What? On Ultimate /co/?
I'm dating Freddie Prinze Jr.!
So apparently I'm black and bald now.
[90s meme references]
>>80501051
Everyone knows Captain America: Ultimatum is just an Ultimates movie.
>>80501051
I've just fucked my sister. And and a hairy Canadian guy watched us.
>>80506208
Kek
Really? We're Ultimate now?
>>80506122
I just want to know why the fuck the movie version of Fury is white
>>80506208
Fuck off Quicksilver.
>current year
>not fucking your sister
>>80502434
Seriously, what the fuck is with the Ultimate U and cannibalism?