WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FREAKIN CAR
>>80487557
SCIENCE FICTION!
>>80487557
METEORS DID IT!
That will be $20
https://youtu.be/JgfLGohsqvE?t=1m24s
Oh, great. Weeds. This will help me get to the strip club.
Why are we trying to cash a bill?
>Carl's head explodes
>>80488247
Why'd he do that?
>>80489001
Why wouldn't he?
>>80488002
I kept tellin' you man, 'thats a bill, thats a bill'. Just figured you knew somethin' I didn't.
This seems illegal as hell, why we doing this?
W-what are you doing here?
Chicken and _____
You dont have to be gay to like Dirtfoot. You just have to be gay to be dirtfoot.
>>80487557
THE RAPTURE
EVERY DAY I BUY AND SELL PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
JEFFEY'S HOUSE
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>>80491079
Thats a dang garden hose, boy.
Lookit you, talkin' to it.
Live streaming broad brain.
IT IS CRUSHED TO BEJEZUS AND BACK!
THIS IS YOUR LEFT
THAT'S YOUR LEFT
THIS IS YOUR LEFT
THAT'S YOUR LEFT
THIS IS YOUR RIGHT
THAT'S YOUR RIGHT
THIS IS YOUR RIGHTYOU'RE GONNA DIE
>>80489213
I did know something I didn't. ...But it wasn't that.
you want me to gobble for justice for ya
>>80487557
I was raped with joy
>>80492702
NO DUMBASS I'D BE DEAD IF THAT WERE TRUE!
>>80492551
Best episode in the entire series next to the Broodwich
>>80492551
>"There's nothing wrong with the TV!"
>TV starts spewing blood
>"Okay, something's wrong with the TV."
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.
>>80494014
A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way.
>>80487557
>>80490363
God makes people in all sizes and shapes...but, he only makes the people he hates gay. THAT'S YOU, YOU GAY BOY!
>>80487557
Yeah we know how you did it, congratulations, the bank gave you a creditcard, it soesn't make you better than me, but you see nobody gives me credit because I'm a bad risk and i don't pay my bills on time. So i have to work for what I have
Are you the one who keeps telling me to beware? Because I'll tell you where to be. Outta my face!
Hello ladies. I'd like you to meet my little friend 'ere; Goliath. We had to order...special elastic pants...for him on the internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBTuYnJ25WE
>>80489538
I LIVE HERE, ASSHOLE!
