Can I get some fries with that shake-shake booty?
If looks could kill you would be an uzi.
You're a shotgun - bang!
What's up with that thang?
I wanna know - how does it hang?!
My auntie was a fiend, I used to serve her a hit
I'm thankin' God today that she don't smoke it no more
I made so much fuckin' money I put a safe in the floor
We got traps in every hood, I used to serve out the stove
>>80467485
I thought Jeff said that last bit.
I want to know when was the first time HipHop saved Stan's life.
>>80468586
Back in the 90s, the same time it has saved all of our lives.
You're just jealous I'm getting sniz on the reg
>>80468626
STOP SAYING THAT
>>80468626
>Roger is a speedster
Explains so much.
>>80469493
That reveal was seriously the best.
>I just sold your underwear to that guy
>>80470241
Hi texting Bob Saget was pretty great too senpai
>TRY JOGGING, YOU GROSS BOWLING PIN
>>80467485
>Where is my leprechaun?!
>>80470570
*slaps mosquito
Mm. They loooove me.
Joint Custody is the funniest episode
>You were gonna kill them?
>Yeah, but you'll never prove it, because you're not wearing a wire.
>I'm a cop.
Ricky Spanish
>>80471513
>Wait, how did we get out of there?
>I think we did some sweet manuevers from that movie Backdraft.
>I never saw that.
>Me neither!
>>80471838
>I need this so I don't float away
Later cops tell him to drop it, he does, fucking floats away.
>Don't talk to me, Sidney. I know all about your preversions and your dalliances
>Dentyne Ice?
>Who treats me nice!
>By the way, I don't have any genitalia
>That's okay, I have both.
>Also I'm an alcoholic.
>Just like my father!
>>80471752STELIOKANTOS
>>80471926and luis
>I dislike the last half of the soda, the bottom is just not for me
>no sir, I'm a top man
>[Roger breaths heavily] well, I'll just be upstairs melting pearls on blny belly again.
>>80472009
>the whole candle subplot
>What were doing? It was the candles right?
>Get out.
>Dad!
>What? I'm hungry, this guy rode me like an animal for three hours, can you imagine what that's like
>. . .
>Aaaand now I'm not hungry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYh6YI3pXKE
>>80472063
Her little song in the cafe legit fills me with revulsion
>>80472108
Just makes us all remember that Franny > Hayley
>>80472075
How the fuck did Bones last 12 seasons? No one talks about this show. You know David Boreanaz basically went from Angel to this show immediately. That's how long it's been around.
Spider say BURP.
>that scene where Stan facetiously pretends to talk to the couch that ends with him about to make out with it
>later in the episode scene starts with him zipping up a couch cushion before Francine walks in
>>80472134
I love that Frannie fanny.
>>80473320
Gimme some of Dat Franny fanny! Gummi some of that Franny fanny!
>pump it up pump it up
Gimme some of Dat Franny fan-
>Alright, that's enough, it's clearly all chorus and I won't be part of it.
Cheezers came back
>>80471513
>When Roger drops the cat food and actually floats away.
American Dad is so good at surreal/absurdist humour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHCy73tPbTY
How did American Dad get funny?
it had everything lined up for it to be shit like Family Guy or Cleveland Show
>>80468626
>friend gets thing and suddenly becomes a jerk plot.
>>80476337
A good writer can salvage anything. A team of good writers can make it great.
Lads, me and a friend got into a heated arguement about a joke in Best Little Haunted House in Langley. Or, y'know, as heated as an arguement between two drunk assholes can get.
Stan tells Terry (whose dressed as Lady Gaga) that his house is so good it'll scare him straight. Terry walks off muttering "Every year...".
I think the gag is that Stan makes the same lame joke every year.
My asshole friend things that the house genuinely scares Terry into being straight every year.
>>80476501
You're definitely right, Anon. Tell your friend he needs to rethink his life.
>>80476501
>UGH!
>aiiiiieee
>UGH!
>aiiiiieee
>UGH!
>aiiiiieee
>Later, Francine snaps Steve's arm back into place
>UGH!
>aiiiiieee
LOOKS LIKE THINGS ARE GETTING TOO SPICY FOR THE PEPPER
>>80476620
You're worrying about a hella bananas.
>>80472108
You used to watch Sesame Street.
>>80471513
>Cheetas...Cheetos...There is soo much beauty in this world
>A whole island made out of fire?! How manly!
>>80476501
>Honey, that's you GPS navigation!
>AT THE CORNER TAKE A FRIGHT!
It gets me every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiOTXze6v1A
>I let Jerry Lewis live. I think we all agree that was a mistake, but I'm not going to be branded a liar again. Mark my words. This time, I will be avenged! Please call me when dinner is ready!
>It's Roger! He's trying to ruin the telethon because I didn't call him when dinner was ready!
>>80470570
>Yo, you flute me?
>Work in grocery store
>subconsciously start humming "el perro, el perro" every time I pass the Cilantro
someone help me.
>>80480046
Emiliooooo
>GUN, CALL FOR HELP!
>>80480046
¡El perro, el perro
Es mi corazón
El gato, el gato
El gato no es bueno
Cilántro es cantante
Cilántro es muy famoso
Cilántro es el hombre con el queso del diablo!
>>80482198
>Sitting on couch next to gun
I love these quiet afternoons with you
>kill him... Him too... Yes, him as well...no, not him, that's me, you idiot!
>>80485478
>not bumping with a quote
>Well, Stan, I guess there's no reason to hide it anymore...
>It was me, Roger, the whole time.
>>80486000
>*gasp* Roger!
>Yeah, I... What?
>>80471513
>Where's my hacksaw? I'm going to kill Jeff with my hacksaw.
>>80486158
>Francine, where's my gun? I'm gonna shoot Jeff in the throat.
>Stan, wait!
>...I wanna watch.
>Jeff, you have no job, no prospects and you live in a van. Plus you're always wiping your face.
>No I'm no-Aughpthb!
Mistah and Lady!
>>80476370
He wasn't a jerk, he just didn't want to be Steve's bitch.
Maybe Baby
>>80476620
Zip it, lock it, and put it in your pocket.
Speak English! SPEAK! ENGLISH!!
>Suck. My. Bowls!
Mama!! If you can hear me, it's Daniel, I want that sandwich!!
>>80482255
damn hombre, you can dance
>>80471513
I swear that American Dad is one of the few shows to consistently depict being high in an accurate way.
>>80486312
Tunji!
Roger: My name is Braff Zacklin. I was an international race car driver. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I swerved into the retaining wall to avoid it. The car burst into flames, but the baby miraculously survived ... I was that baby.
Steve: That doesn't make any sense.
Roger: I'M BRAFF ZACKLIN!!!
>>80479805
>You see Jeff, you tell him this counts as one.
>Rickyyy Spanishhhh
>>80472108
I have no idea what song this is, I only remember her as a lounge singer at rogers, her anti-guns song and the Krampus episode songs.
