>It's Nascar so it sucks
>It's not as good as The Incredibles so it sucks
Which hated movie has the flimsiest case against it and why is it Cars?
LIFE IS A HIIGHWAYYY
>>80376825
Cars was great. Cars 2 on the other hand.
>>80376825
Nascar: Proof the Americans are five steps behind the evolutionary curve.
>>80376825
>It's a mediocre remake of Doc Hollywood with creepy talking cars and Larry the Cable Guy instead of Woody Harrelson
There you go OP, an iron-tight critique of your average movie.
>>80376876
This.
Cars was a 10/10
I couldn't even bring myself to watch Cars 2, just the first couple minutes made me want to commit auto suicide on myself
>Tfw Cars is already turning 10 this year
My Mom liked Cars. I never saw it in its entirety though.
It wasn't bad but before Brave and Cars 2 it was by far their weakest film.
>She
"Cars diaper" and "Lightning McQueen diaper" bring up nothing on Deviantart.
For once this site actually surprises me.
>>80376935
What's that, Yurofag? I can't hear you over the sound of an F1 driver being penalized for passing someone.
>>80377170
Nascar is full of rednecks, middle aged wastes of spaces, and an oval
>>80377344
Californiafag here. Just ignore most NASCAR people and you'll be fine.
>>80377584
>Californiafag
Opinion automatically disregarded even harder.
>>80377584
And then what? Deal with Californians? I wouldn't wish that fate on my worst enemy.
>>80376825
People don't hate Cars for any of that. People hate Cars because it's a boring Doc Hollywood knockoff.
>>80376825
Cars kicks ass! It's the best Pixar movie of the 2000s.
>>80376825
Waltz with Bashir.
The only argument haters ever give is "but jews are evil".
>>80376825
I don't see many people hating on Cars. It's more Cars 2 that people have a problem with.
>>80378823
Yeah, nah. It's not a bad movie, but it not near the top either.
>>80376825
>remembering back when Nascar fans thought the death of Dale Earnhardt Sr. was more important than 911
Chick did nothing wrong
>>80376825
>Which hated movie has the flimsiest case against it and why is it Cars?
Ehhhhh... I understand what Pixar was going for with its love letter to Route 66-era Americana but just don't think they pulled it off.
>>80376935
Are you enjoying Muhammad's dick yuropoor?
>>80380955
>Rednecks in charge of priorities.
>>80382752
Aw what's wrong, triggered that no one gives a shit about your shitty redneck magnet 'sport'?
>>80382791
I don't like Nascar, I just really like you and wanted you to notice me
>>80376825
>all those stock cars
>The King was a fucking superbird
this triggers my autism
I was surprised how Planes made Dane Cook into a more likable person, I was expecting his character to be 10x worse than Lightning McQueen.
I honestly liked both movies
The first movie gave a neat theme and had great characters
The second movie capitalized on the concept further and focused on a world of vehicles and was entertainingThe ending scene with the queen where Matter figures out who was the spy was a great scene damn it
>>80377630
But California girls will melt your popsicle
>>80377170
Wait they seriously can't pass someone in a race?
Then how the hell do they get ahead?
>>80376825
Minions
literally the only good thing to come out of cars 2
>>80383740
THIS
People's hatred for minions is pure joy to me, to know that I am not that fucked of an individual where I don't rage at a children's cartoon character sheerly based on stupid appearance is wonderful
>>80383728
By being polite
Cars is hated because it came out around the golden age of Pixar.
Looking at their entire filmography it certainly isn't the worst they've done. But back when we were used to getting Incredibles and Monsters Inc tier shit from them it was very disappointing.
>>80383790
That's why they make for great reaction images too.
>>80383790
Congratulations, you're actually WORSE than those people for gaining enjoyment from their displeasure.
