What would happen if Captain America went on /pol/?
Start shitposting like all the other neets
Get Deathlok to find out where everyone on /pol/lives, go to their houses, and wash their mouths out with soap.
>>80258512
He'd be sad that they all think hitler was right.
>>80258512
He'd be very disappointed in everyone.
>>80258512
>Cap goes to /pol/
>becomes a Holocaust denier even though he saw some of that shit happen
>>80258512
He'd post about that one time he peed on a holocaust survivor.
/pol/ is a lot more rational than you think.
It's essentially a group of friends who constantly take the piss out of each other.
From the out side, it seems like they all hate each other. But in reality, they're having fun.
Naturally, there are a few crazies (like people who don't want the extermination of the Roma) but all in all, it's good clean fun.
Cap, though, seems like a pretty literal guy. So the fun part of the piss taking would go right over his head.
>>80258655
>starts ringing up Tony in the middle of the night to ask him whether those ovens could've fit enough Jews in the number reported
>>80258721
kek
>>80259050
>>80259050
Of course it's his fucking neck.
>>80259078
I'm looking forward to live action necksnapping in her upcoming movie.
Maybe she and Steve can bond over it.
>>80258801
Guards remove this woman
>>80258801
>take the piss out of each other.
>the fun part of the piss taking
i didn't know /pol/ was into watersports
>>80258512
He'd name/tripfag and then make a giant thread with a bunch of citations explaining how the Holocaust really did happen and correct a bunch of misconceptions about American history before answering questions about his philosophy of what America should be like.
He'd probably reply to shitposters without venom before being informed that they don't care what he thinks.
Then he'd get spammed to near death because he posted his email and Tony would crash 4chan to protect all of Cap's info and contacts.
>>80259271
>Tony would crash 4chan to protect all of Cap's info and contacts.
>HELP ME TONY
>>80259416
I wish they weren't so blunt with it.
An extreme nationalistic Cap would be a great concept.
Like, he's totally "America is for Americans, fuck illegals, assimilate or get out".
But he cares deeply about American culture.
He loves immigrants who assimilated.
He truly believes that the American way is the only way.
And have him meet regular Cap.
See what happens.
>>80259490
They already did that, he's called USAgent.
>>80259575
>USAgent will never meet KGBeast
>>80258512
He'd be momentarily sad and disappointed but he'd understand that there's always going to be hatred in the world and move on, ever vigilant.
>>80258801
No, we genuinely want all muslims dead. Jew as well. Blacks, and hispanics while we are at it. And those fucking canadians.
>>80258512
Nothing. He'd just move on and not participate in anything because he knows there's more important things to be doing than wasting life arguing with kids on the internet.
>>80260715
Fucking Australians.
I can smell the god damned vegemite
>>80258602
>Deathlok
Jesus you have to be an MCUfag or something, why would Cap ask Deathlok?
>>80258721
>WHAT'S THE MATTER
>DON'T THEY MAKE SOAP HERE?
>>80260772
He lives in computers. They teamed up once during Maximum Carange. Are you a casual or something?
>>80259271
Tony is already here, on unrelated buisness
>>80260959
>tfw Tony is the guy who keeps spamming literally me threads
>>80260996
>tfw Tony is the guy who started HELP ME TONY
>>80259490
>And have him meet regular Cap.
Steve beat the unholy shit out of the guy, because that's how capeshit works
>>80260715
If it weren't for the part about Canadians, I'd disagree with you entirely.
You're only 80% an asshole.
>>80261044
I hope you step on a Lego.
>>80259126
Shut the fuck up Trunihit, you vermin.
>>80260959
>>80260996
>>80261021
>Tony is the one who posts Pepper Potts in random waifu threads, despite her being average at best if not boring>I am Tony, intentionally shitposting about anons' waifus to stir up needless fighting
>>80258573
Cap is /fit/
>>80260715
>And those fucking canadians.
Real Americans wouldn't even remember there is a Canada without being prompted. Who the fuck are you really?
>>80261191
>Do you remenber that time you wanted to talk about how cool Captain America was but somone kept calling you a fag and the your computer crashed? IT WAS ME ANON
>>80261242
Your daddy loved Captain America more than you
>>80261217
probably some Cancuck trying to feel like a big man for a change
>>80261217
>>80262607
Canadians are the #2 shitposters on /pol/
Next to those Emu losing fuckers
>>80261217
You can't blame us, they're so quiet that you'd forget they were even there if they didn't produce shitty cartoons and pop stars so often.
>>80258573
He'd also probably be on /ic/ and stuff since he is an artist.
And maybe hang out on /co/, probably posts a lot of nostalgia stuff and does the odd drawfagging.
>That really hot picture you got
>It's from America, son
>With love.
>>80261191
>Tony Stark keeps on baiting Superboy Prime.
The hypercrisis has reached the point where our fictional characters engage in petty online cyber bitch fights.
>>80258512
>Okay, I'm pretty sure this one is Red Skull, that one is his daughter and that guy who thinks he is rational but is as much a Nazi as the other two is Helmut.
