Are there any crimes that even the Joker would think is going too far?
Yes Ignoring the IRS.
burning the flag
Public urination
All things considered, Joker ain't no nazi.
Being a Nazi
Terrorism against the USA
>>79713454
You know, at the risk of totally derailing the thread I've always wondered where does the joker go if he had to poop? Does it just do his business in some abandoned building? Does he murder an entire gas station because they didn't have a key to the rest room? Does he read anything? I HAVE TO KNOW!
>>79713544
>>79713461
>>79713456
Joker is an equal opportunity evil
He doesn't focus his efforts against one population for another.
>>79713581
>Giant swastika on chest, SS collar
A clever deduction
>>79713431
religious extremism
>>79713431
Arguably, killing the Batman. He needs him.
Did Joker ever cannibalize anyone?
>inb4 Snyder reads that and thinks it's actually a good idea
>>79713431
Anything that isn't "funny".
So I figure shit like race-related crimes, rape, being a nazi, child murder, etc.
>>79714041
>race-related crimes
>being a nazi
>not funny
Joker going full Moonman would actually be hilarious.
>>79714041
Hasn't Joker killed kids and raped people in the past?
why do you keep making these "would the joker do x" threads?
>>79713544
People get that the Aryan Brotherhood is basically just another prison gang, right? Maybe the Joker can join one of the multi-ethnic gangs instead.
>>79713431
Yeah. Purportedly working with Nazis.
>>79714094
It's Jared Leto, he just preparing to the movie
>>79714094
Why doesnt Batman just kill the Joker?
>>79714157
>What is post-production?
>>79714041
It depends on the concept. I could see him doing a bit that involves him in an SS uniform and using a bad German accent.
>>79713431
FUCK OFF LETO, GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT QUIT SHILLING ON 4CHAN.
>>79713505
He wears adult diapers
>>79714094
at least its not an off topic thread
>>79714179
>What is humor?
Exctinction.
suicide
>>79714041
Rape can be p funny if someone farts.
>>79714179
He's such a madman that he does his role preparation AFTER performing it.
>>79713431
Any crime that you can't turn into a joke.
>>79714041
Joker told Luthor that he boiled a baby once and made the father drink the soup in an issue of action comics. I'd scratch child murder off that list, anon.
>>79714041
He almost led a baby to kill Sarah and even though he didn't think it was funny he still did it
That being said I don't think he'd have any interest in child molestation
>>79713431
RACISM
>>79714059
God just fucking imagine
>>79713431
letting five people die then letting dent take your place
>>79713431
Going too far? I doubt it. But there are certain crimes he'd just be uninterested in.
>>79720662
Man, it's canon and on-topic.
>>79720827
but /pol/ is always right...
Tax evasion.
Anything anti-american
>>79720662
shitpostking.jpg
>>79713431rape
>>79714084
>and raped people in the past?
he only does crimes that would be funny and the only joke there would be his excuse for a penis
you think a cold pool causes shrinkage? you don't want to know what an acid bath will do
>>79713431
Calling Harley a feminist icon. Maybe 9/11.
>>79722740
>you think a cold pool causes shrinkage? you don't want to know what an acid bath will do
god damn it, I read that in the joker voice too
>>79721376
Yes, which is why Ron Paul is the president and everyone in Africa was killed by their collective ebola tulpa.
>>79713544
>and then a giant spider casually walked by
>>79714041
>rape
>not funny
>>79713925
I recall a comic when Spectre takes the Justice League into the Joker's mind, and the Joker is cracking up about eating a man's tongue in a sandwich.
>>79713431
>Sending dead animals to his coworkers
>>79722834
...we still have some optimism?
Whatever the writer wants.
He's fictional franchise character with malleable iterations.
>>79713581
>why are you so upset, joker?
Red Troll, I love it
>>79723549
>Whatever the writer wants.
This is the gayest answer and there's always some gay homo who thinks he's smart by saying it.
>>79723045
My rape jokes are better
I was raped by an optometrist
the rape itself was horrible, but the worst part was he kept asking "is it better like this or like this? better like this or like this?"
naturally, this left me traumatized and stuff and seeing how I am a white heterosexual male I naturally went out and raped a bitch.
(because that is the only thing white heterosexual males do)
And I am raping her and raping her and she is screaming "Think of my kids, think of my kids!"
And I'm just all like... damn.... kinky bitch.
>>79723723
The first one was a lot better, you were right to lead with it.
Nazism and tax fraud
Basically.
>Rape
>Molestation
>Nazism
>Race-related crimes, I'm guessing?
>Probably hate crimes in a general sense.
I can't see Joker caring much about muh gays or muh transgenders to bother doing anything terrible to 'em or something. Crack a couple jokes about them that might be in poor taste or something, but not much else, y'know? Same with race things, and I can't see him making a whole lot of race jokes either for whatever reason.
Joker is here for child murder, mass murder, robbery, abuse, and generally being a dick.
>>79725543
>Rape
The killing joke
>Molestation
same as above, also the time when he killed Sarah Essen
pretty bad, desu
>Nazism
>Race-related crimes, I'm guessing?
>Probably hate crimes in a general sense.
your /leftypol/ is showing.
>>79722928
Fucking hell, I didn't even notice it until you said.
>>79713544
>>79713581
>You guys are just plane mean.
>Never mind that I murder people and laugh about it. I draw the line murdering a whole bunch of people at once.
You know the real reason Joker wouldn't be a Nazi?
They're too organized and regimented. There's no spontaneity, no whimsy, no charm.
Joker would never be a Nazi because they're boring.
Also, explain pic related.
>>79727878
nipple nazi
>>79720662
Is /pol/ the most pathetic board on 4chan?
>>79713431
I doubt it. The joker's killed kids before, and that's about as low as it gets by most people's considerations.
>>79727988
no, Hitler dubs.
we are the closest to the joker as anyone can come.
And yes... it is twice as horrifying to realize that as it is to hear it.
But at least we seek the truth. and find it.
>>79727878
>Someone never saw Schindler's List
I laughed my ass off. Felt bad about it later but goddamn.
Killing random people for the hell of it. He always has a reason.
>>79728220
can someone screencap this? holy shit
>>79713431
Wearing shorts in Metropolis.
>>79732433
>Illegal to wear shorts
I thought Metropolis was an American city
>>79713431
Anything he doesn't currently see as potentially funny.
So long as in his mind there's no comedic value, he won't do it.
>>79713431
Making Mexican Sugar Doll videos.
Wasn't there a bit of Joker in a comic asking some random dude to look after his car and the guy was all afraid of getting killed and Joker said he doesn't kill for fun or something like that?
>>79728220
>>79732352
>>79732249
Not realizing the giant bait they fell for.
>>79733621
see
>>79732164
Animal abuse
>>79713446
Underrated post.Half the people in here are too young to get it.
>>79713505
I imagine he'd just walk into a gas station and dare someone to call the cops. I know I wouldn't. I'd get the fuck out of there before he finished.
Public Ejaculation.
>>79733621
No he exactly kills for fun. But killing that dude wouldn't be funny.
>>79713505
He can't have, like an apartment? I know his name's not going on the lease but still
child rape
and destroying the entire world, then there would be no one to make laugh
>>79723504
9/11
>>79713453
Well there is a comic where he is patriot in a certain comic where he fights red skull or what ever his name is, the red nazi guy.
>>79728062
I just got around playing Arkham Knight, although I didn't hear it myself according to the Arkham wiki some of the shit he says to Batman whenever he pops ups during hallucinations involve
>Multiple kindergarten children: Murdered and mutilated, possibly to provoke Jason Todd.
>>79736029
Honestly, I like the idea that Joker ONLY turned heroic in this instance is because that would be funnier.
in Emperor Joker he didn't think anything was funny about beating a dog for no reason.
but then in Injustice he talks about how he beat a puppy to death with a kitten and how funny it was.
so maybe if there's absolutely no irony to the crime, he finds it distasteful
>>79736795
then there was that time he raped his henchman's wife and then paid her for it and gave her a ride home.
I honestly think this thread has no point, because the answer is "depends on who's writing him".
>>79733799
>>79713446
Autists just don't get it. Money makes you do crazy shit. Joker became rich, completely lost his mind and started considering the consequences of his actions. The poor soul was consumed by his wealth.
>>79736911
>the answer is "depends on who's writing him".
That is the answer for every question about serialized fiction.
>>79736911
i mean thats kind of ironic to pay her give her a ride home after raping her.
but yeah in azzarello's joker, he skinned a dude alive for staring at harley quinn, so i see your point. maybe we should restrain it to "canon" joker?
>>79736951
Not if the creators maintain more control/overwatch of the character. But you'd run out of comic book writers if you did that, so they don't.
>>79736975
Yeah, I mean at the risk of sounding like a memer I really prefer certain more mainstream Joker incarnations because they're at least grounded in some kind of structure.
>>79726780
He didn't rape anyone in the killing joke.
>>79714165
>Why doesnt Batman just kill the Joker?
Because then DC would not be able to keep milking him for money. Also, it would be pointless, as no one stays dead in comics.
>>79714510
HOLY SHIT
How the fuck did Ayer cope with this
>>79713431
Maybe the enslavery of mankind
>>79713431
Most likely not. But he wouldn't commit all of them though, due to his personal preferations and dispositions.
>>79738222
Although this may be a contender
>>79722834
Nice one. Thank you.
>>79722740
>you think a cold pool causes shrinkage? you don't want to know what an acid bath will do
I have never considered this before
No wonder he gets so pissed off at Harley all the time, she constantly reminds him of something that is fun to do that he can't do anymore
>>79713431
Tax fraud.
>>79723045
Good, save for the unnecessary detail about fucking her throat raw. Gives away where you're coming from.
>>79727878
No, the really real reason is that comics are owned by jews.
>>79713431
Anything to help the commies.
>>79723549
So meta... You must be pretty intelligent, huh?
>>79728220
>we
You got me.
>>79727878
Joker has working knowledge of chemistry, biochemistry, and explosives. The war was paradise on Earth for evil scientists with plenty of whimsy and charm to be had.
>>79713431
There is no "too far" with the Joker. There is only "funny" and "not funny". If something is funny, even if it's only the least bit funny according to his warped brain, he'll do it. If it's not, he won't.
>>79738384
You're not getting the character then. He would still have to work for somebody.
>>79722740
Good point, to be honest
it depends on only one thing
is it funny
that's it
if a joke requires him to brutaly rape half the world populations with some weird rape gaz machine, he will do it if he can make a pun or a punchline out of it
and piss batman off
>>79713431
Stealingjokes.
>>79726780
He was never stated to rape anyone in the killing joke, that's just fanon inferences. The killing joke isn't canon anyway iirc.
>>79714109
>People get that the Aryan Brotherhood is basically just another prison gang
Pretty much. All the racial shit and ideological integrity breaks down once you're in that sort of environment.
>>79713431
Well, he usually doesn't kill children or babies
