NEW TURTLES TRAILER JUST HAPPENED WHAT'D JA THINK!?
OH SHIT KRANG OH SHIT KRANG HOLY SHIT KRANG!!!! IS IT UP ANYWHERE YET?
I need to watch that shit again.
>>79665190
Unless you got a link, I think you're a piece of shit.
KRANG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VpUTb3Ex_8
>>79665233
Was not expecting Krang, good shit
Krang, cool.
And another flying Technodrome.
Fuck me, this actually looks fun.
>>79665254
I'm in love with this.
>>79665254
Woah I can't fight the fun anymore this shit looks awesome
>>79665254
HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY IS ABLE TO MAKE FUN OF ITSELF
Prepare for explosions.
>>79665288
Things change once you get a new director and writers on board.
>>79665254
Will watch for Casey
Am I the only one who just doesn't find Megan Fox attractive?
Other than that - looks cool.
>mfw trying to hate this movie
>>79665388
Looked better before the surgery.
Nowadays any hotness she has is cancelled out by the fact that she's most likely a bitch.
And the toe thumb.
>>79665338
How is it making fun of itself?
THEY ACTUALLY PUT KRANG IN IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>>79665254
MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also,
Tricky > No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn
Genuinely looks good! This will probably the legit tmnt
I honestly like the designs of this one. The turtles themselves are a little iffy but bad guys are on point.
>>79665254
>Nunchuck-whirling Turtle Van
God damn it, this movie is supposed to be shitty!
WHY AM I HAVING FUN?!
Is this kkrang an utrom?
>>79665788
Better be.
Utroms > Shit > Kraang
>BvS product placement and Bayturtles 2 spots got me more hyped than the Civil War spot
what the fuck is going on?
>>79665788
Maybe. Depends on how many there are.
>>79665827
No Spider-Man.
THIS SPEECH IS MY RECITAL
>>79665827
People starting to get tired of Marvel movies?
>Le 80s music
>>79665827
You have shit taste?
>>79665254
Okay. There's a line between a cartoon and a movie. And it's now clear to me that they decided to shit on it. I can't fight it anymore, I will go see it.
>>79665254
Get rid of Megan Fox and there's literally nothing i can complain about
>>79665978
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
oh the irony
just give me some tmnt platinum gameplay now and I will be very happy
hopefully the third film continues to redesign the turtles to more well liked designs
>>79665927
I think its very vital...
>>79665254
>Beebop and Rocksteady
>Krang
>Turtle Van
>Casey Jones
Good stuff, though I'm not fond of the fact that Krang's invasion looks like the same generic stuff we've already seen in the Transformers movies, The Avengers, etc.
Really getting tired of disaster porn.
>>79666082
And add ninja fox.
>>79665779
Michael Bay isn't exactly the shallow childhood raping misogynist, that reddit would have you believe. He knows how to have fun, or atleast, knows the right people for the job.
Platinum Dunes is pretty much the shit. Black Sails, the show MB produces is pretty cool.
>>79666224
>Platinum Dunes is pretty much the shit.
Then how do you explain the Nightmare on Elm Street and Texas Chainsaw Massacre remakes?
I thought Megan Fox hated Michael Bay? why is she still doing work for his film company?
>>79666224
Platinum Dunes made the Friday the 13th reboot and i will forever thank them for that awesome softcore porn sex scene with Julianna Guill that lasted around 6 minutes.
Help pls, where do i start with the TMNT comics?
>>79665190
KRAAAAAAAAAAANG
>>79666292
Read the IDW comic. Its 54 issues in, but there are trades.
>>79666174
>>Casey Jones
You mean Arrow-Man
>>79666267
Because she needs money and has nothing to offer this world other than her body.
>>79666334
And apparently Bay doesn't mind being called Hitler.
Spielberg is the one who demanded she be fired from Transformers.
>>79666382
>Spielberg
why?
>>79666267
Spielberg was the one that made Bay fire her. The two had built their relationship by the way she acted and he was pretty okay with it.
>>79666320
That reminds me,wasn't there some batman/TMNT crossover that would be released? I think they announced it last year and I saw a thread about it but maybe I'm just imagining things.
>>79666415
Dude made Schnidler's List. He takes Nazis very seriously.
>>79666424
Yeah, issue 3 of it comes out Wednesday.
>>79666224
>Michael Bay isn't exactly the shallow childhood raping misogynist,
He is physically incapable of not having any female character in his movies be anything than a plastic whore. Half of the last Transformers was a tangent on how it's OK for him to fuck teenage girls.
>>79665254
So it's the same shit as the first movie. More alvin and the chipmunks pop culture fart jokes wacky hijinks starring megan fox.
Count me out.
>>79666382
>And apparently Bay doesn't mind being called Hitler.
who hasn't been called Hitler? You get called Hitler for just getting out of the bed anymore.
>>79666415
>>79666415
In his eyes it was unprofessional to keep her around. Bay and her would often jab at one another like that on set. It was pretty much just the norm. Spielberg was producing though and he got final say.
>>79666424
It's on issue 2, art is awesome.
>>79666472
lol only if you're white
>>79666260
Elm street was ok.
>>79666471
>>79666457
>He is physically incapable of not having any female character in his movies be anything than a plastic whore
Only if your a shallow fuck that ignores their personalities and character development. Say what you will about Megan Fox but her character was just as developed as sam's and honestly she kinda stole the show in the first movie
>>79665190
does this do justice for the previous film?
>>79666746
The previous film was generic as hell and boring most of the time, but not bad.
This looks like they're going for more stuff.
>>79666580
>thinks a black person can't be hitler too
You nazi bastard
Than out of the darkness came an awesome sound.
Shouted "Cowabunga!" as they hit the ground.
From the field of weeds the heroes rescued the flower.
BECAUSE THEY POSSESS TURTLE POWER!
I'm so hyped!
>>79666471
What the fuck are you on about? There's nothing of that, except for the Pop Music shit, on this movie.
You must really hate fun, Anon. I'm sorry for you.
it's gonna be great!
>>79666158
To rock a rhyme.
And also go fuck yourself, Tripfag.
>>79665254
I still can't stand Megan Fox as April, but everything else looks really fun.
>>79666846
i would like to see a rendition of this in the film hopefully
>>79666813
GASP
*hurt look*
>>79666881
Were the distributors suppose to pay the bloggers for glowing reviews instead of using the dosh for their movie? Sorry the guy isn't Marvel Studios.
>>79666853
>le you must hate fun meme
No. I just hate shitty cash-ins that don't bring anything new to the table.
>>79665254
if only they'd just release a third trailer with the old cartoon theme or something. I'd reach maximum levels of hype
>>79666881
>Bad Boys 1 and 2, Pain and Gain
>That low
That's some straight BS.
>>79666471
Where was there a fart joke in the first flick
>>79666881
>RT
Fucking plebs
Wait, was that Felicity's friend?
>>79667553
The four of them get stuck in a pipe and Mike farts, blaming the pepperoni he ate.
>>79667091
>adaptation
>bring anything new to the table.
Missing the point, son.
Y'know what brought "something new" to the table? Fant4stic. Resident Evil. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.
>>79666669
Sam had zero development either so okay. And by stole the show you mean the camera was up her ass most of it.
>>79667778
I hate those movies to the point where I have a script for a Plinkett-like review typed up and ready to go when I get the motivation but Sam had a character arc and its one of the only decent ideas put forth by those shitfests.
Mikela is also not really anywhere near as developed as he is. She's just semi-competent T&A throughout.
Looks stupid as fuck.
Too bad I'll probably somehow end up seeing it anyway but I'll have to watch the shitty first movie first.
>>79666669
>Say what you will about Megan Fox but her character was just as developed as sam's and honestly she kinda stole the show in the first movie
That's why it mostly sucked. April was a sue. The movie was about her and how the turtles and Splinter see her as a figure to be worshiped. Plus she delivering the finishing blow to Shredder in that film's final fight was girl power shit.
>robotic krang
Dang, hoping for gutted alien with host krang fro idw
>>79668948
>Turtles
>He was talking about about TF1
>>79667753
>Implying Resident evil is bad
>Implying the games had a story worth Adapting in the first place
Looks fun as hell honestly
Hooray for Cowabunga Pizza Turtle fans. You got a big screen version of your favorite childhood cartoon. Enjoy your mediocre nostalgia fest of a movie.
>>79670614
Thanks! We will, you unhappy piece of shit Mirage/2K3 fan.
>>79670744
And we idw master race will enjoy our videogame
>>79665964
80's music is part of the atmosphere.
But..
Did anyone get a gift for Splinter?
>>79665254
Is... is that the technodrome up in the sky?
>>79665816
did you not see the latest Ep?
Kraang ARE Utrom
>>79665190
It's too good to be true.
No, literally. I refuse to believe this movie is going to be as good as it looks. It can't be. It just fucking can't be.
>>79665254
Called it that the pieces flying were technodrone parts.
FUCK yes this looks fun, this is what I wanted out of the first movie. I don't even give a shit bout megan, why would I? I'm finally gonna see Krang, Bebop and Rocksteady and the fucking technodrone on the big screen.
I live in a universe where they spent hundreds of millions of dollars on a movie about giant ninja turtles fighting a fucking brain in a robot and I am happy.
>>79672404
its going to be MAD MAX all over.
PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!
>>79665190
>Krang
>Bebop and Rocksteady
>Shredder is back
>Casey Jones
>Turtle Van
>Baxter Stockman
If only Megan Fox wasn't in the movie I'd go to the midnight release. Holy crap this movie looks fun as hell.What're the odds of us seeing mousers?
>>79666174
Just what else do you imagine an alien invasion would look like?
I heard there was a pasty Irishman?
>>79665254
looks twice as good as the first
Anyone else actually really like the first film?
>>79666182
We aren't ready for TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL in a movie.
>>79666669
Sam actually had a character arc in the first two movies, then the third shat on the one in the second.
>>79672860
>mousers
Doubtful, but it'd be fucking awesome as hell
>>79666182
I honestly would like ALopex to appear, not because of Waifu, but I mean one of the first original characters made by Kevin Eastman after he left TMNT
How cool is that.
>>79674083
I would say it'd be great for the next one we need Raph to bro it up with Casey in this one
>>79665190
I wish they were all the same height or at least close to the same.
>>79673769I actually thought it was pretty good, aside from a couple gripes here and there
>>79665254
>A 0:44 trailer for a 2:25 trailer
Fine.
At least it looks more entertaining than the first.
>>79666881
>Basing your expectations off of RT scores
It's like you don't even watch movies.
I'll bet the critics are gonna fucking hate this, but it'll be loads of goofy fun.
A modern Secret of the Ooze, if you will; bad movie, but so much fun and stupid turtle shit that you don't even care.
Alright, but where is my IDW TMNT game.
>>79665254
OH SHIT
This better not suck. I'm gonna have to sit through it with the kid, anyway.
>>79673769
A lot of glaring flaws, but fun enough to watch when there's nothing else.
>>79675017
Your wife's son wants to see it?
>>79665605
I don't disagree with you (even if you ARE Boco), but both are still awesome songs.
Is there any reason to watch the first one before seeing this one? Because it looked fucking awful.
>>79673784
After Zootopia, we might be.
>>79673965
>mousers
>doubtful
>when fucking KRANG is on the Big Screen at long last
>when fucking KRANG in a BALD CYBERGIMP is on the Big screen at long last
ALL BETS ARE OFF
>>79666626
nooooooo it wasnt
>>79673769
it didnt piss me off, and from what it was planned originally to be, im glad
>>79665190
They look so reasonably sized there.
>>79665254
>Still hate the designs for the Turtles
>Still hate Megan Fox
>Still hate how fucking lazy the design for Casey is
Aside from that, it looks like a lot of fun.
>>79674624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYCfDjpJPlI
>>79665190
This picture makes me sad because it proves that with just some minor tweaks the Turtles could look perfect. Instead we get what they look like in the movie.
>>79665254
just needs less Megan Fox and we are good
Fred Wolf cartoon the movie.
>>79670744
Fuck you. That cartoon was shit, and its influence has shit up the TMNT franchise ever since. If you had read TMNT before the cartoon came out, you'd understand. Just imagine loving The Dark Knight, and then hearing a cartoon was going to be released... and when it finally was, it was based on the 60's show with Adam West.
I cannot enjoy it. I will not enjoy it. Its impossible to go from Mirage's Leonardo One shot, then jump into the retarded world of the Cowabunga Pizza Turtles, and be like "Yeah, this is awesome!!".
>>79665254
Seems pretty good so far actually.
