Aside from Wolverine and Deadpool has Canada got any cool superheroes going for them?
Captain Canuck
>>79644599
Their prime minister is a real life superhero
fighting for the oppressed and justice
Dude
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha_Flight
>>79644637
Please no.
>>79644644
The only thing I recall about Alpha Flight was that it was super gay,
>>79644599
Nelvana of the Northern Lights
>>79644637
Current Year Man
They got the Best there ever was
>tfw Canadian but pronounce "Zed" as "Zee" because it flows better
>>79644743
Does she eat frog legs and refuse to shave?
>>79644599
Alpha Flight! The parts of it that are still Canadian, anyway.
>>79645403
How do the canadifags feel about this by the way.
Id be pissed personaly
>>79645403
Lemme guess. The leader is gay as shit.
Why do people think Canada = Homos
>>79645467
I don't mind exiling Sasquatch and Puck to space, they were always lame. Aurora can be cool but she's been stuck in the same shitty split personality bs storyline for ages.
At least Snowbird, Talisman, Guardian, and Marina should all still be in Canada
>>79645467
I'm just happy they're being used in a good series as more than just heroes to kill off to show a threat is serious.
>>79645510
Not yet, but after her beard gets killed in CW2 she'll probably hook up with a woman.
>>79645510
>Why do people think Canada = Homos
because of people like dude weed lmao
How do you Canucks feel about the fact that Marvel Canada is secretly one of the most evil countries in the world?
>>79645762
>implying canada is not one of the most evil countries in reality
>>79645762
Real Canada is just better at hiding its evilness.
>>79645762
Could be worse. We could be Marvel Germany.
>>79645689
No shit. She couldn't like more butch if she tried.
>>79645674
>Sasquatch
>lame
You could make him cool.
>>79645790
>>79645827
I could see that. How bad do you guy think Canade really is?
>>79645924
>You could make him cool.
The closest they ever got was with the Exiles Heather
>>79645927
I live in PEI and our government gave a bunch of money away as a loan to try and set us up at the e-gaming center of the east coast and then a couple weeks later backed out and said "oh they don't have to pay back the federal loan because we agreed they'd pay us back with the profits. The taxpayers do not have a single clue where that money was spent.
If the rest of the country's provincial governments are like ours, pretty fucking evil.
>>79646624
Don't forget all of BC's "helpful" regulations.
>Hey guys you're in the famous rainforest province
>Don't you dare try to enjoy it
>>79645689
>she'll probably hook up with a woman.
>implying she isn't already Jessica Drew's life partner
>>79644599
Alpha Flight. They're basically Canadian X-Men
>>79644887
I use them interchangeably depending on the rest of the sentence.
The one main advantage "Zed" has is, it stands out from bee, cee, dee, eee, gee, pee, tee, and vee.
>>79648815
All the ee letters spell bcdegptvz
Its some kind of code.
>>79644627
Underrated.
The female Puck that Bendis killed off was pretty fucking cool.
>>79644681
Well, it is Canada. Their main national identity is "we're not evil Americans."
>>79644743
Sounds like a best girl.
This comic was kinda shit and I ended up dropping it, but the canadian parts were actually pretty fun
They've got the Centipede
Equinox
> The isolated James Bay communities of Moose Factory and Moosonee take the spotlight in the forthcoming Justice League Canada, a five-issue story arc written by comic artist Jeff Lemire for the comic series Justice League United. The stories, featuring artwork by Mike McKone, debut in April.
>>79650684
Except Marvel Canada's government is more evil that Hydra.
>>79650819
Funny, I always thought the Human Centipede would be German, for some reason...
>>79650612
Is this true? That's like saying TDI people are all canadian.
>>79645403
Why is Captain Marvel/Ms. Marvel leading a Canadian team? Did the US annex Canada?
>>79651252
how so?
>>79651430
Wakanda Did, or something, and the Ultinates are in there and SWORD too. It's all very rather silly
>>79651660
>>79651639
>>79651430
The comic is pretty much "Alpha Flight also starring Carol Danvers because we had to shoehorn her somewhere".
>>79651695
jesus fuck
>>79651702
> The comic is pretty much "Alpha Flight also starring Carol Danvers because otherwise no one would bother buying it, just like very other Alpha Flight comic ever made".
Fixed that for you. You're welcome.
>>79644627
I want to like Captain Canuck so much, but I just can't. His current series is the best he's ever been but he's still just so boring.
>>79644599
They've got a cool shady government organisation known as Dark Maple in the DCU.
>>79645762
It was funny because of the contrast with our real-life reputationuntil Harper took power and started turning it into reality.
>>79651695
all aboot the holly cost eh?
>>79651430
I haven't really been paying attention, but I think it's an international project that Alpha Flight just happens to be a frontrunner in.
>>79644599
Jesus, Canada's flag is awful. It looks like county flag.
>>79651924
It's Peru with a leaf on it.
>>79651924
Quebec's flag is way better.
>>79651948
And someday it'll make a fine Country flag.
>>79651790
Harper wasn't shit to other countries, his foreign affairs policy was pretty much "kiss america's ass, get right up there and swirl Canada's tounge around."
Are we counting cartoons made by Canadians?
>>79651227
That was an incredibly disappointing book. I say that as a Canadian.
>>79651924
Fuck you. Canada's flag is a benchmark of modern visual design. It's both simple and distinctive, which means you can do anything with it. You can turn it around, chop it up, alter the colours and even replace some of the elements and it'll still be recognizable.
You turn half of Europe's flags upside-down and they'll look like the flags of their bitterest enemies. America, China and Saudi Arabia's flags are distinctive enough to be recognized at a glance, but their elements are so generic that if you rearranged them into anything else they'd be unrecognizable. Fuck your flags, Canada the best.
>>79651227
>you will never live down the disappointment that Moose Factory isn't a giant automated assembly line for the deadly cybermoose army
>>79652165
It's boring and uninspired. Plus, there are more maple trees in the US than there are in Canada, so it isn't even indicative of the majority of Canada.
Nope, soarry
Not superheroes, really, but has anyone else read "We Stand on Guard"?
100 years in the future, Canadian Resistance fight occupying American forces with giant mechs.
>>79652199
Not being indicative of the majority of Canada is the most Canadian thing about it!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/canada-s-new-20-bill-at-centre-of-maple-leaf-flap-1.1343767
>>79652264
Pathetic Canadian hero-fantasy porn.
>>79644599
Guardian, nigger!
>>79644627
Well, the cover looks good. I'll give it a try, thanks.
>>79644599
Pigbird
>>79644599
Scott Pilgrim.
Hahahaahahah
>>79652264
It was a shit.
>>79644808
He has cancer now.
>>79651639
Weapon x. Govt surveillance. Black bag operations on citizens. Human experimentation. Torque. Purges. Genocide.
Marvel
Canada is like Stalinist Russia.
>>79654880
Real Canada has 5/7, here.
>>79644599
>Own all three volumes of Alpha Flight, Omega Flight, and that maxi series and a bunch of other appearances.
That maxi series was surprisingly good, damn shame it didn't get an ongoing.
We have decent daily newspaper comics
>>79644743
>sniper with no super powers
>covering Capatin Canuck from a distance
>in a flashy uniform that offers no camouflague whatsoever and causes her to stick out like a sore thumb
Retarded.
![Tundra2[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/1tbG2kR.gif "Tundra2[1].gif")
>>79655090
Tundra has some kind of fascination with outhouses.
![080810[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n9w6vHu.jpg "080810[1].jpg")
And how about heartwarming Canadian comics about the little things in family life.
>>79645689
>I'm just happy they're being used in a good series as more than just heroes to kill off to show a threat is serious
This.
What, has this happened three times at least?
That shit after Civil War, that shit with the aliens, and probably something else.
>>79650819
Dial H was weird.
>>79644599
They have diamond lil
>>79651295
>literally worked for Dark Maple
>>79652170
>Playing Marvel Ultimate Alliance
>Picking missions
>STOP THE EVIL CLONE ARMY FACTORY
>Look at world map
>The factory is roughly located in Saskatchewan
It amused me for some reason.
>>79655265
That's really rapey.
>>79655265
>>79652264
>Lying about the actual content
You mean to say it's about a Canadian resistance in one of Canada's middle-bum-fuck provinces fighting against the Americans who annexed Canada using giant mechs. The Canadians have dick all and steal American tech to fight back, but can hardly operate any of their shit. Americans want "muh crystal clean lake water" because they ruined their ecosystem.
Now it's up to:
>National hero red-head who is an Ottawa survivor
>Strong female resistance leader
>Gay turbo bear and his wolf dog
>Quebecois previously famous comedian who will inspire Canadians
>The native guy
>The Girl whose race is ambiguous until issue 4 where it turns out she descended from Syrian refugees
>White straight guy who dies in the first issue explaining how Superman is Canadian
to save the day and free Canada.
Honestly, I had my hopes for it. But then it went full soapbox and idiocy. Turns out the main antagonist is Canadian too, but grew up in the states. So that justifies why she's so evil. And then "let's poison our own water forever, that'll send the Americans out of Canada. This is a good idea". And finally, in the last issue after MC goes Jihad John, her POW brother says she'll be remembered as one of Canada's greatest historical figures, right up there with "the Trudeaus"! HE WASN'T EVEN IN OFFICE YET AND VAUGHN WAS ALREADY STROKING HIS LIBERAL WILLY! Politics aside, Justin Trudeau hasn't even achieved anything of great note as Prime Minister, other than bring in 20,000 Syrians into Canada, and barely finding housing for them in cities like Vancouver and Ottawa.
This comic slipped up somewhere around issue 3, and just became Brian K. Vaughn's Canadian wet dream mouth piece.
At best it's a 6.5/10 mini series. Fuck anyone who thinks it's any better than that.
>>79655435
>>79655484
If this post is accurate, you've killed all my want to read it.
Also, laughed at
>the native guy
Every time.
>>79655559
Pirate it, but certainly don't pay for it.
>>79655435
>>79655555
She's a rape victim who has distorted memories, right?
That's pretty much the only thing that makes sense here.
>>79655636
>>79655435
>>79655555
Evil alternate universe, like Earth 2 but not so blatant.
>>79655636
Actually Alpha Flight traveled to some weird parralel dream earth with reed Richards president, crazy paranoid captain america, rapist spiderman, and other evil marvel heros.
Alpha flight ends up killing them all before going back to their own earth.
>>79644743
She's the reason why I want Quebec to be his own country.
>>79655744
>>79651924
>a fucking leaf
>>79655783
If this thread has taught me anything it's that Canadians are menaces
>>79655857
Have you never been to /pol/ before?
Come on, nobody heard of this guy?
Purple girl is canadian
>>79655238
yeah it was weird how amazing it was
>>79644599
I thought it would actually be cool if Wolverine deals with his time in Alpha Flight. Mysterious man killing people and turning their body into dry husks have the natives talking about Wendigos, forcing the team in investigate. However, Guardians' distrust of native legend brings tension between him and Logan about how the research should be investigated. Doesn't help that there's a sexual tension between Logan and Guardian's girlfriend. They eventually capture Sasquatch, who Guardian is convinced is the culprit but Logan thinks he's innocent. Thanks to him they learn that the real bad guy is Omega Red who crossed the Bering strait and is hiding in the wildness preying on people. They beat him, Guardian and Logan's tension boils over so they fight. Logan decides to leave, abandoning society for the woods once more. End credit is him coming upon the Hulk and reenacting that one cover. That would be a nice send off, give some attention to first world natives, flesh out the alpha flight mythos, give it a darker horror vibe as omega red hunts his victim, have a movie set entirely in the woods and snow, and lead to a potential MCU crossover.
>>79651924
Better than our old flag.
>>79658587
Are you implying that the circle was not superior?
>>79658587
Fuck you Red Ensign forever
>>79658348
Alpha Flight's rights are with Marvel, Dept. H was mentioned in Agents of SHIELD.
>>79658765
I think he means the Red Ensign
>>79651430
Canada got the US to pay for everything and think they're in charge while putting their agents everywhere.
>>79658811
that is better
>>79658863
>more funny stuff at FUNNYASDUCK.net
>>79658805
>Union Jack as the canton
trash
>>79658765
Circle?
I meant this union jack bearing undistinctive trash.
>>79658805
I want a flag to be goddamn recognizable and easy to draw on shit. Imagine trying to draw that on a plane.
>>79659128
I like my flag to represent the history of my country.
>>79659174
Yeah, I'll give you that the flag isn't very historically important. I wish we could include british colours without having that damn crowded thing.
>>79659174
New Brunswick and British Columbia have neat flags.
>>79659354
B.C does have a great flag to and to bad we're to big of cucks to find any pride in it.
>>79655101
I *guess* you could argue it would serve as camouflage if she were on a glacier or something.
>>79659552
We got hit the hardest by the "multicultural" stick.
I guess it's nice if you like China and live in Hongcouver.
>>79644599
They have witchfire
Adam and Alanna Strange
