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>that episode were Spongebob and Krabs tried to cover up a murder
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>that episode where Peggy and Luanne kill a pig-man and walk away like nothing happened
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>that episode where Buster, Francine, and Muffy create a new Lakewood Reich
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>that episode that never really confirms one way or another if stinky is a literal vampire.
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>that episode when Gumball gave a blowjob to help a depressed friend.
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>>79170574
Felt pretty confirmed to me.
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>that episode where space rocks were gay
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>>79170617

>that episode where gumball wore his mothers wedding dress and his brother wanted to fuck him

Gumbo is weird
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>>79170692
What the hell I thought I selected an image
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>>79170638
maybe it was all a coincidence! maybe he just has sharp teeth... and a pet bat... and sleeps in a coffin with a cloak because of humidity or something... and grows pumpkins because they taste good in a pie... fuck that boy was a straight up vampire nvm
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>>79170705

Do they have genders? I mean they don't have sexes but for some reason they all take female form.
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>That episode where Finn got raped
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>>79170760
It's just a joke. According to Sugar they don't even technically have genders. Probably partially Sugar and the SU team having fun with sci-fi/fantasy concepts and getting crap past the radar.
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>that episode where god doesn't real
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>>79170025
>That episode where krabs is a fuck
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>that episode where Sokka got cock blocked
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>>79170692
>the episode where the gay space rocks sang about crying
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>>79170834
That wasn't an episode.

That was real life.
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>>79170617
Wait what?
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>that episode where they finally kiss
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>>79171056
Yeah I need some context.
>>79171033
>mfw
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>>79170811
>Getting crap past the radar

It's exclusively this. The Diamonds are referred to as the Gem Matriarchy and all gems take the form of humanoid females regardless of their proximity to Earth.

It was just a cheap way to keep parental groups from throwing a fit, and that's all. For pretty much all purposes including reproductive if Rose is an example, they are females.

Not that it matters either way.
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>>79171056
>>79171226
Balloon kid was deflated after breaking up with his crush and Gumball reinflated him in a bathroom stall, thus giving him a literal bathroom blowjob.
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>That time Mickey Mouse tried to kill himself with a shotgun
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>>79170776
guys can't get raped you silly billy
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>that what a cartoon! show short when a pizza delivery boy snaps and murders a family of eskimos and beats up a priest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WScTY0GWiT0

a lot of what a cartoon show shorts were pretty dark
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>>79171260
That sounds pretty gay f a m
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>That episode of Ed Edd n Eddy where Ed summons a demon.
>That episode of the Powerpuff Girls where they go to the future, and because they weren't there to save the day Him rules a literal Hell on Earth.
>That episode of Hey Arnold with the brutal muggings.
>That other episode of Hey Arnold where Curly snaps and uses dodge balls to hold hostages in a direct allegory to school shootings.
>That episode of Steven Universe that parodies the 1966 UT clock tower shooting.
>That episode of Spongebob where Squidward accidentally travels to what's either the incredibly distant future or outside the time-space continuum.
>That episode of Rocko's Modern Life where the Bermuda Triangle causes everyone to age dramatically and makes an old man come to terms with the passage of time.
>That episode of the Angry Beavers where the world ends in 2000 and God gives them divine powers by which they are allowed to remake the Earth in their own image.
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>>79171510

it was
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>>79170811

Why do they always choose female forms? They can make themselves look however they want, they really do make some odd choices.
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>>79171536
>That episode of the Angry Beavers where the world ends in 2000 and God gives them divine powers by which they are allowed to remake the Earth in their own image.

shit, that episode was so good
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>>79171228
To be fair, their true form are the gems that they all wear somewhere on their bodies. I'm pretty sure technically, they aren't even living creatures.

They're practically somewhat organic artificial beings.
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>that episode when Jack nearly fucked Aku
>that episode when Lisa tried to hide Bart corpse to save her reputation
>That episode when Finn got cucked
>that episode when Mabel caused the apocalypse because her brother wanted a good future
>That episode when Pearl lied to fuck Garnet
>that episode when Gumball and Darwin got punished for being right about their deadbeat father.
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>>79171536
SU clock tower what?
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>>79171870

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxaR2hYsOfg

Skip to 1:00.
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>>79171870
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Whitman
IIRC theres footage in YT.

Episode is Shirt Clup (S1E49)
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>That episode where the Flash was publicly executed
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>>79171726
> Lisa tried to hide Bart corpse to save her reputation

Are you talking about the babysitting episode? In that case, she wasn't hiding his body. She was dragging him to a discreet doctor for resuscitation.
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>That episode of recess that challenged capitalism and free market economics
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>that episode where a doctor murders a man with a power drill after he becomes a slave to a gang full of people he augmented in the hopes of saving his wife, who was cheating on him with the gang
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>>79172112
she was also hiding it from people so they wouldnt stop her from babysitting.
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>that episode where Squidward buys a pie for Spongebob but it turns out the pie was actually a bomb and he spends the day trying to make Spongebob's last day alive a good one
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>>79171568
Because nobody gives a shit about two girls kissing. But have two dudes macking lips and the media will lose their shit.

And I'm talking obvious dudes. Not two androgynous ladyboys.
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>that episode where a man who horribly disfigured his daughter was allowed to work around children while half-naked
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>>79170357
Man what the fuck was up with this

>dude gets electrocuted at the brain and suddenly becomes normal
>gets killed right afterwards
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>that episode where Stan uses a female avatar to try and take his son's virginity
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>>79170025
>Look at him suffer! Arghargharghargharghargh!
Mr. Krabs was a fucking psychopath in that episode.
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>That episode of Teen Titans GO where Raven beat the Tooth Fairy at a contest for eating teeth
>That episode of Teen Titans GO where Robin gets cucked by radioactive mockingbirds
>That episode of Teen Titans GO where the Teen Titans go to the North Pole and blow up Santa's workshop
>That episode of Teen Titans GO where Raven turned all of her friends into My Little Ponies
>That episode of Teen Titans GO where Cyborg and Beast Boy's stomachs come to life and destroy the city

I can't believe these are things that actually happened.
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>>79172336
>That episode of Teen Titans GO where the Titans go back in time to stop the Holocaust, but it just causes a different dictator to rise up so they go further back in time to stop their past selves from stopping the Holocaust which doesn't work so they go further FURTHER back in time to kill the iteration of themselves that try to stop the Holocaust from happening
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>>79170969
>What was Sokka planning on doing with Sukki in that tent?
>This anon's post number has the answer.
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>that one episode where Spiderman is retarded
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>>79172160
I love Batman Beyond.
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>>79172336
>That entire episode dedicated to the word waffle
>That episode where they become eggs
>That episode where they straight up tell old Teen Titan fans to fuck off
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>>79172268
>that episode where Hayley fucks her dad
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>>79172326
>MFW re watching it and realizing it was a tell tale heart parody
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>Hugh Newtron uses a time device to make a woman experience childbirth over and over again
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>>79171033
Not going to fall for that shit Satan, that thread on /a/ confirmed you're real and so is God.
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>>79170730
Whats up with the pumpkins?
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>>79171971
thats just a general assassination joke
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>>79172463
Wrong episode man. Its the one with the squeaky boots
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>>79170834
Since youre this assblasted ill let you in on a s2 spoiler
[Spoiler]he believes in god[/spoiler]
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>>79171536
>>That episode of Spongebob where Squidward accidentally travels to what's either the incredibly distant future or outside the time-space continuum.
in the same episode, Squidward travels to the chrome future and communism has won

"GREETINGS COMRADE! Welcome to the future!"
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>that episode where the Aqua Teens become immortal
>that episode where Mr. Gus sends Pizza Steve to a pizza eating contest to get eaten
>that episode where Arthur steals D.W.'s snowball
>that episode where everything wants to eat Mr. Gus
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>>79172636
The shooting the crowd is straight Whitman, though.
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>>79172219
The sad thing is, you're right.
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>that one episode where the entire planet got completely fucked over by a 14 year old's boner and the main characters dont even bother trying to fix their mistake
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>that one episode that Rick helped Morty attempt date rape

at least the characters called themselves out on that but still...
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>>79171536
That Rocko's episode rocked my fucking skull when I was a wee lad
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>Steven causes the death of one of his guardians and replaces her with a homicidal hologram.
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>>79172995
The last part of that episode was very horror movie.

Also the episode Cat-fingers is pretty body horror.
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>Edd, Eddy and the children from the cul de sac are abducted by a monster one by one, but also a twist ending.
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>>79172959
is it still date rape if all you do is slip them an aphrodisiac?
I thought it was only date rape if you make them fall asleep and then have your way with them
I mean, it's literally defined as using physical or psychological force against someone or incapacitating drugs for sex
Is slipping someone an aphrodisiac force?
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>That episode where Zim steals organs from all the children in the school
>Not even implied, literally stated and shown
>Seriously, he coughs up intestines at one point
This is the one, true example of "How the fuck did they get away with this?"

All others are tame.
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>>79172995
Fuck man we could do this all day with that series.

>A one night stand emotionally tortures a widower by pretending to be his dead wife
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>Lapis Lazuli rapes Jasper and they become the clover field monster, soon after drowning themselves.
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>>79173090
That episode hurts to fucking watch. The part where that kid states how "cold" the area where one of his organs used be that got replaced by technology is gets me every time.
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>>79173090
It's not like the kids died or anything.
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>The PPG episode where the entire fight sequence with Blossom was a big homage to the DBZ Future Trunks movie.
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>>79172636
Are you kidding man? That's got bell tower shooter all over it
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>>79170617

>That episode where Gumball sold Alan's parents.
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>>79173150
>the kid playing the gameboy through his stomach
Lol
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>>79173067
Ooh, that's one of my favorites. Good taste, buddy.
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>>79173067
That was an amazing episode, starting to remember how good that show was.
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>That episode of Duck Dodgers where Dave Mustaine cameos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYcg6LWad4c
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>That episode where Homer watches Bart have sex with Lisa's Teacher
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>>79173214
That episode where the toast gets killed multiple times like Kenny and Gumball makes more toast
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>>79173083
Well, keep in mind that it was a sci-fi "aphrodisiac" that made the person practically need to have sex with the other person, and only that person, for life. So he was using a mysterious compound to force the other person to have sex.

If you're asking about a more realistic situation. "If a girl slips a guy a viagra and offers herself, is it rape?" Then it most likely falls under sexual assault.
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>>79173283
>that episode where the Simpson family got abducted by Kang and Kodos and taken to their home planet
>it wasn't a TOH either
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>that episode where orel's dad shoots him in the leg and a young boy is forced to face the fact that his role model is actually an emotionally crippled alcoholic that cares nothing for him
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>>79170837
You can't say #11!

Oh wait. I forgot where I am.
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>>79173083
>it's literally defined as using physical or psychological force against someone or incapacitating drugs for sex
Is slipping someone an aphrodisiac force?

It's literally psychological force that they're using, so yes, it's date rape. Think of how it effects everyone and makes people not normally attracted to Morty absolutely nuts over him.

Rick and Morty give Jessica a drug that makes her want to fuck Morty. This happens without Jessica knowing. It's not hard to connect it all together.
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>>79172399
your post number is what they do after.
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>>79173410
>every episode of Morel Orel

But that was the whole point of the series, especially season 3. Plus, that show was never meant for kids.
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>>79173083
I figure it would be because you still slip someone something that Fucks with their inhibitions.
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>>79173527
>That chicken egg episode
Nasty as fuck t b h f a m
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That episode of Star where an elf is pleading for his life while getting sucked into and obliterated by a sentient sun and no body cares
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>>79173150
40% of invader zim episodes hurt to watch
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>>79172995
>that episode when steven literally dies and is replaced by another steven of another timeline
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>the episode where Grunkle Stan kidnaps someone and puts them on display at the shack
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>That episode of Pepper Ann where she flashes her adolescent breasts to her gym class
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>>79172465
holy shit i didn't realize what childbirth was when i watched that as a kid and just kinda went "huh?" and let it go. holy fuck. h. holy fuck what. hugh what the fuck. whAT TH EFUCK
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>>79172336
>That episode of Teen Titans GO where the Titans realize their old show was way better than this new crap
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>>79173724
What.
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>>79173724
>That episode of Pepper Ann where a bunch of 12 year olds are excited to go to an unsupervised party since they know they'll play spin the bottle and makeout with each other.
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>>79173724

link please
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>>79173724
>That episode of Pepper Ann where she hates her boyfriends bumpy head
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>>79170025
>that episode of Gumball where Banana Joe gets caught watching fetish porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to2SD8orqAU
Also the fact that Gumball is naked every other episode with legit blur bars to hide his junk.
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>>79173090
>All others are tame
>Forgetting about Bad Little Piggy
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>That Angry Beavers episode that was one big masturbation metaphor
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>>79171510
>f a m
>>79173592
>t b h f a m
Why are you typing like that?
Do you have water on the brain?
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>That episode of PPG where they accidentally get Ms. Keene killed and she's never brought back
>That episode of Futurama where Fry, Bender, and Farnsworth go missing and Leela spends the rest of her life missing Fry
>That episode of American Dad where Steve and Snot steal a couple of girls' DNA, clone them, and raise the clones from babies to their teens with the intent to fuck them, then Stan murders one and the other dies of old age
>Those THREE episodes of South Park where Cartman tastes semen
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>>79173724
>>79173767
Duuuude, I remember that one! No worries, dude. She only flashes her bra and her back is facing the camera.
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>>79173399
>That episode where Lisa creates a computer program that develops sentience
>Also not TOH
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>>79173509
Your post number is what really happened after Aang cock-blocked him
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>>79173767
>>79173782
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>>79173869
>That Spongebob episode that was one big sex metaphor
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>>79173883

because f.am is filtered on 4chan.
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>>79173899
Woah, what? Did they really kill Ms. Keene?
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>>79171315
Take your stupidity the fuck away from here. Men CAN get raped by a man or woman you retard.
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>>79173724
>>79173929
>That episode of Rugrats where the babies got naked and asked Lil about her vagina
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>>79173767
>>79173782
In the episode, Pepper Ann is told she would need "support" to jump on the trampoline.
Thinking the teacher meant "breast support," a paranoid, still flat-chested and seemingly unready Pepper Ann is convinced she now needs a bra. When at the trampoline, and asked where her "support" was, Pepper Ann flashes the class

its not online, but you can download it easily, just google
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>>79173819
>That episode where Gumball saw a painting of himself naked in the mall, and then it happens later on in the episode due to his actions
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>>79173957
>falling 4 the b8
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>>79173899
>>That episode of PPG where they accidentally get Ms. Keene killed and she's never brought back

Wait, what? I was sure she showed up in the last episode.
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>>79171726
>>That episode when Pearl lied to fuck Garnet
Did this happen? I dont believe it on a kids show
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>>79173949
They did the old "One of these is the real one, one is a clone. The real one always tells the truth, the clone always lies" riddle, but the writers screwed it up. It's never acknowledged that the real one died, because it was unintentional on the writers' part, so I guess you could say it's non-canon, but following the logic of the episode, she died.
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>>79173943
Yes, I am aware about the word filter. The question is why you continue to post like an invalid, when it has been made clear that we don't want that stupidity here.
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>>79173943
>"Ironic" Wigger Posting
Go to the principal's office, Billy.
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>>79173899
>That episode when Cartman kill a boy's fathers and made him eat them
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>>79173724
>That episode of Pepper Ann where she lies to her mother about watching a horror movie about a clown and has nightmares
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>>79173644
Sauce
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>>79170357
>Implying its their fault
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>Johnny Bravo got catfished twice
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>>79174071
"Steven and the stevens"

That´s the name of the episode
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>>79174024
damn dude, you need to reel in that autism 2bh
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>>79174090
>written by Seth Mcfarlane
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>>79174090
And then he had to fight her ex... who was a crab. And then they got sent to jail and the crab flat out told him about the beds "The bottom one's mine, go near it and die!"
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>>79174067
>That South Park episode where a kid with down syndrome gets raped by a dolphin
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>>79171228
>keep parental groups from throwing a fit

Not even kids watch SU. I doubt their parents would care.
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>>79174088
It wasn't. But they watched him get impaled by that spike thing and barely reacted.
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>>79174116
is autism your go-to insult perchance
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>>79173819
Not just any fetish porn. It was gore.
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>>79170834
What episode? Because there was an episode thats literally the opposite of that.
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>That issue where Lex Luthor carries out his weirdest plan ever to stop Superman
>Finds a dying woman
>Kidnaps her
>Clones her, doing something to the clone so that if she touches Superman, he'll be sent to another dimension with no way to return
>Murders the original
>Brainwashes himself into forgetting about this whole plan and falling in love with the clone, who believes herself to be the original
>Cures her
>Becomes good
>Cures all sorts of diseases, creates basically free energy or some shit, overall becomes the greatest hero the world has ever known
>Marries clone
>Asks Superman to be his best man
>Allows him to kiss his wife as if that's a normal thing that the best man does
>Superman sees through the ruse and kisses her, then uses his super speed to secretly escape before he can be sucked into another dimension with her
>Luthor's robots take him to his secret lair and un-brainwash him
>Luthor intentionally became a world-famous hero, fell in love, and got his wife killed just to get superman and then go back to being evil
>Superman allowed an innocent woman to be sent to another dimension with no way to return, and allowed Luthor to be un-brainwashed and go back to being evil
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>>79173110
>>A one night stand

nice maymay
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>that episode where Finn gets a blowjob from lumpy space princess
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>>79174123
Was this one also a Macfarlane production?
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>>79174148
not usually, but this nonon is getting an elitist attitude about fucking acronyms, thats definitely something you see from people on the sprectrum
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>>79174141
Its like you've never been to texas before.
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>>79174182
is

is this true man
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>>79174071
Steven and the Stevens. And we jump to and start following an entirely new timeline.
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>>79174071
http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Steven_and_the_Stevens_(episode)
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>>79174116
I'd rather be autistic, which I may be, than a meme-speaking imbecile with water on the brain.
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>>79174182
i don remember this
interesting if true
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>>79174237
Well there goes any interest I had in watching that show
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>>79174214
>That episode where LSP rapes Finn
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>>79174253
dude, youre on 4chan, youre most likely both
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>>79174008
Only if you see fusion as a very heavy metaphor for sexual intimacy.

So yeah, it happened.
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>>79174127
I'm still surprised about what South Park gets away with.
>That episode where Cartman rapes himself
>That episode where Indiana Jones is raped on-screen
>That episode with Wendy's nipples
>That episode with live-action footage of a sex change operation (Actually, was it footage of a sex change operation, or were they only pretending it was?)
>That episode where they show Mohammed
>Those episodes where they can't show Mohammed any more
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>>79174182
...What?
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>>79173883
If only I could water my brain
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>>79174127
That South Park episode where a kid with down syndrome gets raped by a tranny
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>>79174222
Ooh shit. And then on Wednesdays she turns into a balding man that collects stamps.

And the stamps are what bother Johnny the most.
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>>79174265
If you haven't watched by now, you probably never were going to.
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>>79174260
Action Comics 510-512. Someone did a storytime here a while ago and it was the most bizarre thing I've ever read.

This cover is one of those misleading Superdickery ones. Luthor isn't actually mad about the kiss in the issue.
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>>79174298
Exactly! This is 4chan.
This is not Twitter. You are not texting with your friends. This is an image board, where you are given the time and space necessary to carefully and correctly type out your posts.
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>>79174343
To be fair, it was an ANNOYING balding man.

Oh and there's also that Johnny Bravo episode where he hangs out with Adam West. Johnny Bravo was a strange show.
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>>79174308
I used to have MTF and FTM sex change operation webms on my computer before my hard drive got corrupted for gore thread purposes. Trust me, it was from a real operation.
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>>79174182
>>79174354
What the hell is this lmao
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>>79174354
Why is she bald?
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>>79174354
Why were misleading covers so common back then?
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>>79174354
why is she bald?
did luthor really almost marry a female version of himself
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>>79174447
She had cancer or something, that's why the original was dying, and the clone fell in love with Luthor after he cured her.
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>That episode of SU where they murder Pizza Steve on screen
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>>79174159
It was live-action gore shit too. Like, damn son, guro is one thing but when you're jacking off to Hostel 2 you really need to take a deep look at your penis.
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>>79174451
Every single cover.
>SUPERMAN! WHY ARE YOU KILLING YOUR FRIENDS?
>BECAUSE I MUST!
>Buy the comic to find out why!
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>>79172465
which one was is? this show was weird as afuck to be honest
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>>79174420
why?
Why did you hang out in gore threads?
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>The crystal gems kill and consume a sentient slice of pizza and then proceed to assault an elderly man with the intent to kill.
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>>79174350
I'm so glad I actually decided to watch a bit of it in between semesters,
the early early stuff in the first season is almost like Act 1 of homestuck in retrospect, off putting to a lot of people
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>>79174451
Because exciting and confusing covers sell comics. I've also heard a rumor that artists would draw a cover before a story was written, and writers would have to write a story around it. I have no idea if that's true, but it sounds hilarious. If I were an artist, I'd make a game of drawing the most ridiculous, unexplainable covers and seeing what writers can come up with. I'd feel victorious if the writers said it was all a dream or some copout like that.
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>>79174148
No, its "nigger"!!!
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>>79170025
>that episode where Squidward totally beefs it
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>>79174182
>>79174354
Why are comics so weird?
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>>79174502
Sounds like the one with the time altering remote where HE SENDS THEM BACK TWO HUNDRED MILLION YEEEEARS!
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>>79174497
That makes sense
kinda shitty tho
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>>79174500
Why yes, it is quite practical, especially when nonsense-filled posts such an yours go against the rules of this website. I'd say it's definitely great advice to follow.
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>>79174525
I didn't, but it was fun to shitpost with when threads got derailed, or someone declared that no one had a grosser image than them. I could never make it the whole way through either webm.
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>That episode of angry beavers that ends with Norb farting on Dag
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>that episode of cow and chicken where a lesbian biker gang burst into there house and teach cow about pitching and catching
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>>79174201
She basically was. If it weren't a cartoon on a children's network it would be "Netflix and chill". You know what I mean.

It's like how Greg is a fat loser living in his van. It gives off alcoholic vibes, including the bottles you can see in his van. I'm not even joking just rewatch the scenes with his van. His obesity and hoarding tendencies lend well to the idea as well.

>that episode where Greg displays his hoarding issues openly
>his obesity and clothes display how uncaring he is of life
>he only lives for his son and his own bodily pleasures
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>>79174640
dude just stop
I came to terms with the fact some people here are just a lost cause long ago, you should too
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>>79172268
best dad desu
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>Spongebob contracts swine flu
>Patrick performs invasive experiments on spongebob in his BDSM dungeon.
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>those issues where Martian Manhunter dies and is reborn as a qt Arabic spy who wants Aquaman's dick and gets friendzoned on the spot
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>>79172242
What show?
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>>79174697
Greg was fat while Rose was still around, Rose wasnt skinny either.
She seems to have gained weight after the rebellion, somehow. (yes, before her pregnancy)
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>>79174694
>They're carpet munchers
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>>79174640
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>That episode where Rocko works as a phone sex...operator? Is that what they're called?
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>>79172474
explain
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>>79174694
>that episode where they perform amateur plastic surgery on students without consent to make them look like what the fuck ever in a competition
I'm not sure if I found it so disturbing because I find the idea of plastic surgery disturbing, or if that episode is what made me think plastic surgery is disturbing
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>>79174071
Steven and the Stevens
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>>79173110
>Steven discovers and releases a magical P.O.W. from Crystal Gem enslavement.
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>>79174750
Rose is a beast of a woman. Her wide ass shoulders and thickness can hardly be described as obesity. Young Greg was just paunchy. Old Greg is obese and can't over head press, let alone deadlift 85 lbs.

>that episode where Pearl tries to cuckold Greg
>it backfires amazingly and kills her one true love for thousands of years
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>>79174699
I don't believe lost causes exist. The Normality Wars are going to fix everything. Worlds will intertwine.

>>79174774
That's quite a witty retort you have there, but will it help you when the Fair Fairy, Teehee banishes you from this very world with the rest of the unsalvageables?
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>>79174658
Damn dude just imagine, multiple doctors and nurses witness and do that shit to people for however many hours it takes
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>that episode where a man watched another man drown
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>>79174873
Those ankles
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>>79174873
>not obese
i dont think those are pecs under that T-shirt
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>>79174470
To be fair, he was eaten off screen, and they flat out said it wasn't canon.
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>>79174909
not to mention those arms
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>>79174873
>Greg is fat
>Landwhale wife isn't

You'll just lie to yourself over and over for your waifu won't you
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>>79174451
Shit, they still are
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>that episode where Patrick fried a dozen people who were immediately sold off as food
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>>79174876
Can you just stop posting? Noone cares but you
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>>79174470
Happened in the show too

Also, that episode where Mordecai killed Rigby
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>Mordecai gets friendzoned so hard he spirals into deep crippling depression.
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>that episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog
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>>79174965
Oh, but you will care, my friends. Great things will happen. Create memeselves. Contact Teehee. It is the only way to guarantee survival.
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>>79171260
I'd like to think he blew air into his butt hole
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>>79174734
Lizzie from Go90
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>>79175075
That's not much better.
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>That episode of The Fairly Oddparents where they show a world without Timmy.
>Literally everyone he knows lives a better life due to him never being born.
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>>79174873
It's amazing how much people can delude themselves.

She's obese. She's clinically overweight! Her beauty is no more! It has ceased to be! She's eaten too much cake and bloated beyond all recognition! She's a chunk! Bereft of exercise, she rests on her couch! If she wasn't a gem she'd be pushing up the daisies! Her metabolic processes are now out of control! She's the anti-twig! She's put on, she's let herself go, plumped out and joined the fat camp as a mascot! That woman is a beached whale!

Get over it.
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>>79172336

Teen Titans Go is such a weird show, the episodes are either complete shit or feel like a slow and steady descent into madness. Sometimes both.
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>>79174231
The weak are meat and the strong do eat.
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>>79171510
>f a m
The fuck is that?
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>>79175228
nah, she's thick but i'd still hit that
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>>79175269
It's the bumbling speech of an imbecile with water on the brain.
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>>79174873
Rose is built like a linebacker. That's why all the weight is in her limbs and not in her gut. She's what Jasper would look like if Jasper ate a bucket of fried chicken every night.
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>>79175228
holy shit this fucking cringe autism
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>that episode of the powerpuff girls where they try to make another sister but they fuck up and she comes out retarded and then dies at the end
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>>79175316
Your waifu a fat.
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>Spongebob and Patrick invite Mr. Krabs to go on a panty raid.
>They actually follow through.
>Spongebob and Patrick state they have done this before, a lot.
>Mr. Krabs realizes he has broken into his mother's home.

Literally how in the hell did this get approved at every single step of the production process.
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>>79175316
It's the dead parrot skit you underage cumstain
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>That episode where Jenny fucks up and sends Sheldon into space and he returns next day as an old man, so they use a suit to make him young again, but overdo it; So she just leaves him to grow up with space pirates.
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>>79174265
I think you were taking that a bit too seriously since literally nothing was changed
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>>79175065
That's enough.
The entire fucking cartoon was filled with "what the fuck" moments.
My favorite has to be the Lesbian Bunny/Cat Couple.
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>>79175179
That hit too close to home.
Have you ever wondered what a life where you were never born would be like, Anon?
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>>79174265
you realize that this is a joke thread, right?
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>>79175269
Senpai
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>>79175438
Didn't that episode also feature domestic violence? I think that's a little more dark than some lightly implied homosexuality.
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>>79175438
Yeah, that's why I didn't specify an episode.
I never saw the one you were talking about, but I've heard about it.
There was also that one episode where a Greek Goos God married Eustace's truck.
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>>79175517
I think it did, actually.
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>Her beauty is no more! It has ceased to be!
But that's wrong tho
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I know Star Wars usually has characters getting their arms off, but in a quick fashion that doesn't linger on gore.

The Muunlinist episodes of Genndy Wars, on the other hand, seemed unusually gory for the Star wars franchise, seeing all the... things Durge goes through. I don't think any of Genndy's other shows ever got that crazy.
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>>79175525
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the point of the episode to get the bunny away from her abusive dog boyfriend?
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>>79175438
Remember that episode where Courage has to deliver a package to an apartment building? There's a fucked up scary looking chick in one of the rooms playing the violin. Scared the shia out of me as a kid
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>>79175228
I'd still hit it with the force of a thousand suns
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>>79175522
>There was also that one episode where a Greek Goos God married Eustace's truck.
That shit had me laughing like a retard even as a kid.
Remember that episode where that Space Squid Mom gets trapped by the CIA or something?
Or how about the episode with the giant purple wish-granting tree?
Courage was such a weird, but oddly amazing show.
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>>79174761
I don't know how they were able to be this goddamn blatant for it to even air once.
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>That episode of Fairly Odd Parents where Timmy causes the world to suffer an obesity epidemic.
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>>79175569
>You're not a real farmer.
Dude.
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>>79175569
And we all remember Muriel's nephew Fred. He was very... N A U G H T Y.
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>that episode of ReBoot where Megabyte puts his sister into leather dominatrix gear, onto a bondage rack, with a shock collar
>that episode of ReBoot when Enzo gets his eye stabbed and his skull crushed
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