why was she so in love with this rabbit?
He made her laugh.
>>79131013
She was a furfag.
>>79131013
Because the plot demanded it.
>>79131013
>she
>>79131013
He was a humble motherfucker with a big ass dick
>>79131013
Pure fiction and lies. Nice Guys don't get hot pussy.
He makes her laugh
>can't have a Roger Rabbit thread without the words "furfag" nowadays
It hurts
>>79131056
I don't remember laughing at any of the shit Roger did in the film.
>>79131161
He made HER laugh. Not you, faggot.
>>79131013
It implies he's the only one who fell in love with her for reasons besides for her body.
>>79131186
Fine faggot: I don't remember HER laughing at any of the shit Roger did in the film.
>>79131230
Obviously off screen my good man.
No need to get mad at Roger, anon.
>>79131056
/thread
>>79131230
It was a euphamism. She was really saying, "he made me moist."
>>79131013
He's a rabbit.
So he probably fucks her 9 times a day.
So in the movie the toon's version of an intimate time is playing pattycake together. Is Jessica a virgin? Does she even understand what sex is?
>>79131496
Yes, she lusts after that BIG RABBIT COCK
>>79131636
Rabbits have very small dicks compared to their overall body size. Also they only last about one second, albeit they keep coming back, but only for one second intervals. Also all rabbits are inherently bisexual and will fuck literally everything, so if Roger had any sex drive he would have been humping Eddie throughout the entire movie.
Source: I own 22 rabbits.
>>79131013
>"I love you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit."
A rabbit is a term for a sex toy. Roger's not only a fun guy but a literal animal in the sack.
>>79131747
Let's say because that because roger is anthropomorphic he has a seven inch cock and the "9 times" meme is real
>>79131145
why does that bother you, do you know what website you're on?
>>79131216
Then why is he constantly oggling her body?
>>79131889
>being on 4chan gives everyone an excuse for being an ignoramous
He's the only one who hasn't treated her as a sexual object.
>>79131131
>tipsfedora.png
>>79132183
no being anonymous does. and being butthurt over seeing furfag just bleeds insecurity
your problem not ours furfag, check out Reddit for a more PC experience
>>79132527
>I m anonymoose
>if you don't like shitpost, go back 2 reddit
Kill yourself.
>>79131161
If you didn't laugh at the handcuff gag during the speakeasy scene then you aren't a human being.
>>79132633
stop derailing this thread and shitposting
>>79131013
because he actually loved her and didn't just want to fuck her
>>79131013
>People find Jessica rabbit attractive.
Women that put on a sign up and say "fuck me" isn't hot.
>>79132913
she's just drawn that way
>>79132913
says you, you fugly fat bitch. shave your mustache.
>>79131013
In the book it's because he literally wished for it. But she actually couldn't stand him. She ended up divorcing him when the wish wore off.
The book was weird.
>>79131131
He's right you know
>>79133319
never read the book
any good?
>>79131013
Big Feet
>>79131013
his pants was like a clown car for his COMICALLY GIGANTIC PENIS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3SxEOvAOEg
>>79131013
You know his baggy pants and huge feet?
Dude is packing it.
Because their culture involves cartoon logic and a cartoon is measured not by waifufaggotry but by quality, which apparently his cartoon was top tier.
>>79133438maybe you identifying women by their appeal to your dick is the problemmaybe youre not a Nice Guy after all and its just a testament to your ego
>>79134167
The fact that their relationship is and of itself a joke probably makes it hotter in Toon terms. A bombshell and a silly rabbit? How absurd!
>>79131013
Dick as long as his feet.
>>79131013
In the cartoon world, attractiveness is measure now how funny you are. Since Jessica isn't funny, she isn't attractive to other toons and since Rodger is funny, he's hot.
>>79132747
>>79134744
Then why do all the toons oogle at her?
>>79134829
I should have said that attractive. She's still attractive but not as Rodger.
>>79131013
Big Bunny Cock
>>79131747
I bet you're one of the humorless fucks who shows up on every gorilla porn pic on E621 and helpfully explains that real gorillas have tiny dicks.
>>79131013
She says right in the movie that he's a better lover than he is a fighter. You'd know that if you actually watched movies instead of shitposting about ones you haven't seen.
>>79131061
This
>>79131013
he makes her laugh. everyone else just tries to get in her pants but Roger actually cares about how she's feeling.
>>79136075
>reading e621 comments
Why?
>>79134829
Imagine psychical attraction being not that high valued as making someone laugh since that's your whole shtick as a toon
Zimmerman
>>79133319
^now this makes sense.
>>79136231
does this clumsy nonsensical looking bunny give you the impression that he can actually have sex with another person?
>>79138252
>mlp right smack dap in the middle
Errytime
>>79138252
>cheese grater
>skull fuck
>crying
>vaginal prolapse
>hard vore
>hyperscat
>implied cannabilism
>mutiliation
>fart
>impending death
>male pregnancy
>gore being on there twice
>hyper anus
What the fuck is a hyper anus
>>79131131
You're not a nice guy. You have the wrong definition of nice guy, faggot.What you call nice guys are pathetic self-serving creeps who think they are entitled to pussy for no reason. Fuck off back to /r9k/
>>79138587
Hyper fetish means extremely huge, like a hyper dick would be 8 feet tall and 3 feet in diameter and hyper tits are bigger then the girl they're attached to.
>>79139136
So Basically pic related.
>>79138587
>hyper scat
>>79131013
He rescued her from Nazis.in the never was prequel Roger was going to ww2 entertain the troops type of deal. I think Jessica was suppose to be a spy he rescues from Nazis.
I think her main goal was to teach kids you can't turn a hoe into a housewife.
>>79138252
That's what blacklists are for, stupid.
>>79140924
The point of the image is feeling sorry for what the mods on that site have to put up with. Things that you surely caught a glimpse of once before your filters were comprehensive enough.
>>79139284
actually, not really
rather tame compared to the people he probably influenced
also, RIP in piece pedo pic
>>79131923
Because it's still a sexy body? Not even Roger can ignore that.
Roger is sexier than Jessica.
>>79131013
Jessica is not very funny. Roger is considered very funny, and something of a star. In the world of toons, humor is the ultimate decider. By toon standards, Roger is the catch, and Jessica is out of her league.
Or, as Betty Boop put it, "What a lucky gal..."
He is the only person/cartoon that can make her truly happy.
The joke is that toons have different standards for what's attractive
>>79133604
I like it more than the movie just for how weird it is and because it doesn't do as much to neuter the whole noir feel.
I'm not sure I'd call it good though. It's just a more interesting read than something that closer to the movie would've been.
Worth a read if you can find it.
>>79136075
I still think gorilla dong is bigger than any BBC, it's just propaganda to keep our women away from them. Jane Goodall knew what was up.
>>79131056
What did she mean by this?
Literally answers this in the movie.
>>79131145
spoken like a true furfag
>>79131013
in the book, it's a genie.
>>79131186
You made me laugh, desu.
>>79131013
She said it was because Roger was the first man (or Rabbit) who loved her for more than just how she looked. Also, because he made her laugh.
>>79131131
Im a nice guy, and to be honest I'm not that good looking. How do you explain my hot girlfriend?
>>79146066
low standards
either by you or her
>>79131131
the thing is, most self-proclaimed nice guys aren't nice.
Some of these are actually vicious fuckers.
>>79131131
>>79146218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpIBx5e7sns
