Is anyone else depressed about how badly this comic fizzled out?
Homestuck was a defining feature of my life for four years. it gave me impossible standards for convoluted plots, plot twists, clever dialog, in-series mythology, and more that I don't think another series is ever going to fulfill. For the past few months my only thoughts about homstuck were "I miss enjoying that."
If that faggot Hussie hadn't wasted his time on that shitty game, it could have gone out with a bang and people would still give a fuck. But he did and a few years from now nobody will remember him or his comic
Homestuck's longevity entirely depends on how good the ending is.
i-is it still going on
>>79077483
We've been waiting for the final update since august
>>79077445
To make it good he has to sink most of the current ships, conclude character arcs in a satisfying way that isn't some bullshit meta "lol we dun have arcs" thing, and actually make the main cast still relevant
It's not gonna be good
>>79077416
Not really, I'm just disappointed with how long I spent with it. After I started thinking on it I just realized how shit the overall comic was. Aranea's text box explanations bored the fucked out of me. I believe that was one of the points where I began to drop interest. Along with killing almost every intermission character off.
Somehow I came to enjoy Intermissions over the main plot. Also I fucking hate Sollux and his shitton of bullshit lives. Also it's pointless to even care about character death. There's no reason to get emotional or find it funny anymore. Hussie fucked up bad.
>>79077416
I wish it focused more on sburbs than timeline and universe Shenanigans.
>>79077630
I wish it focused more on both of those then relationship shit
Does anyone really care how it ends anymore? I mean it's not like he can make it any worse than it currently is.
>>79077747
I'm secretly hoping he pulls some cascade-tier shit out his ass and ties up at least 3 of the major threads, because otherwise I can't justify myself reading all these boring-ass fanfiction-tier pesterlogs
[S] Remem8er gave me some hope at least
>>79077416
The reason most people don't actively shit on it like Korra is that we're actually legitimately disappointed that it hasn't lived up to- Not even it's promise. It had actually set up some pretty high standards in the early acts that he just couldn't deliver on. I don't think it's that he couldn't intrinsically pull it out, honestly. I think the quality suffered because he got hit by personal issue after personal issue in that one period a few years ago. It's not fair to him and it's not fair to us, but it's life. So we just kind of accepted that Homestuck wasn't going to be what it could have been.
>>79077630
I wish it focused more on epic fights with fraymotiffs, more explanation to the god tier powers and just big fucking fights in general.
I really hope Hussie finishes it with a big fucking fight.
>>79078124
People shit on Korra cause Korra ended on a low note. Unfortunately, Hussie thought it was a good idea to copy that
Personally, I feel like there should have been less writing.
By which I mean, more implications in dialogue instead of outright stating feelings, and fewer walls of text overall.
The walls of text are what killed the comic for me, personally.
>homestuck
OOOOOOOMMM AUTISM
So far what we expect
>karkat flash
>sawtooth and squarewave will do something
>casey does something before it ends
>maplehoof becoming tiny
>davepeta, vriska and terezi die
>more Da stuff may come because caliborn got a "gold account" there
>everything here may be a red herring
Anything else?
>>79078209
God, Korra ending was really fucking trash, wasn't it
>>79078209
Korra ended on a high note, but it couldn't make up for the shitstorm that had come immediately before it.On a completely tangential note, I'm keking so hard that that attempt to make a fan-sequel petered out.
>>79078258
Nah, davepeta isn't going to die. Dave is, much to everyone's disappointment. Karkat ends up with Davepeta creating a happy ending for everyone except the fans
>>79078284
You're just a homophobe
>>79078319
I thought I was with Korra and Homestuck's recent stuff but then I saw other gay stuff and liked it just fine.
That shit was just shit because it was shit, regardless of orientation.
>>79078258
I am fully expecting Caliborn to use Tinder or whatever the hot new shit is
What's app?
>>79078369
And both introduced that stuff in a desperate bid to stay relevant, what a coincidence
>>79078370
Pesterchum is HS whatsapp/IRC. But now im interested on the tinder thing because he has the badge where all relationships are non-arkward.
What's your favorite music from Homestuck?Mine would have to be MeGaLoVaNia.
>tfw found an extremely cute girl on okcupid yesterday who was in black lipstick and a blonde wig
>asked her if the name 'lalonde' meant anything to her
>she confirmed that her picture was a roxy cosplay
>we're getting along super well, flirting right now
i did it, thread. i did it.
>>79078540
>fucking a roxy cosplayer
That's like one step above a jade cosplayer in terms of easy
>>79078540
>consorting with homestuck cosplayers
you deserve everything you get.
>>79078540
Tread lightly. Met my girlfriend of three years in a very similar way. Of course she turned out to be a psycho-bitch.
Check her Tumblr every few weeks to see what her new obsession is. Apparently it's now Star Wars and Undertale.
>>79078567
>implying the personalities of the characters reflect on the cosplayers
apparently this girl is 21 and has literally only ever kissed someone for physical contact. she seems perfectly well-adjusted and sociable, though.
don't get it, but she's sweet as all hell.
>>79078591
i've cosplayed too, get your stick out of your ass bud.
>>79078612
lmao i've been dating/doing fwb with people off okc for over a year now, i'm well aware of the dangers.
and we both like undertale + steven universe already, and have already talked about social justice things, like. i have this under control.
hello autism.
>>79078623
>implying the personalities of the characters reflect on the cosplayers
Oh they do, not like you think but it's so easy to fuck a Jade if you're an even halfway decent Dave
>>79078313
The sad thing is that I wouldn't be surprised if that happened.
>>79078678
this sounds like something that might have been true when i roleplayed daily on PARP, but anon this is real life, i can meet this girl.
>>79078717
I'm talking real life too. A Con Jade is a desperate Jade
Man, remember Problem Sleuth? Now that was a good webcomic.
>>79078742
someone post the pic
>>79078654
I'll stop saying it as soon as people stop making the mistake. Be careful.
>>79078313
Linear subversion only works a handful times until the readers start asking why they are bothering to read a "lol randub" comic. I get your reply is funposting but really doubt dude will make more weird pairings on the last 1% of pages.
>>79078773
Which one?
>>79078806
The "How to seduce a jade cosplayer" one
>>79078485
The stuff Hussie has posted about Undertale is honestly kind of sad. It did drastically better than Hiveswap could ever hope to. Only it cost 1/10th as much. It shows, in a pretty undeniable fashion, what he could have made, but didn't. So when he posts about it there's always this mix of admiration and salt.
when i was a freshman in high school i started reading homestuck daily but i soon realized what the community has became so i stopped reading it
>>79078877
>Stop reading something due to the community
Dude I can relate to that feel but it's not the comic fault if the community is shit. And it'd be shit anyway, regardless of the quality of the show/comic/game
>>79078804
no, I'm serious. I was predicting for weeks before davepetaspirte^2 was created that nepetasprite would fuse with one of karkat's romantic interests, that Davesprite would fight LE and that Dave would die. I was horrifed when all three turned out to be true simultaneously in the worst way possible
>>79078958
Yeah I think Hussie surpassed the plot-unpredictability line many years ago and now it's just become so unpredictable to actually be predictable
>>79078836
Well now I'm interested, does anyone have the picture?
>>79079208
I thought I did at first.
It's a screencap of a post
So thoughts on when he will start updating again? I'm guessing febuary or early March and the epilogue posted on 4/13. The epilogue will be a 4 year time skip and show John has lost his eyes and mouth but gained a nose and a son
>>79079330
As if. He said he'd wrap up progress by 4/13
i cant believe he considered those last updates to be entertainment
its like sitting behind the scenes trying to get out some form of game he started seeing homestuck as a series of technical problems
>>79079380
He said that he wanted it to end on 4/13. And I'm assuming he would want to spread it out a little not just dump it at once.
>>79079433
I think we're used to Hussie dumping on us by now
>>79079485
Nah I still enjoy homestuck. Even the new vriska parts.
>>79079566
and some people enjoy ebola, doesn't mean it's any good
Gamzee did nothing wrong.
>>79079620
Yes, he did nothing wrong.
I am glad that GO!Karkat got killed by him for trusting a murderer.
When's Vriska gonna double die? This "Vriska is alive and important" joke has gone on for far too long, Hussie.
>>79079421
the man behind the green curtain lmfao
they dont read like theyre made by someone who realizes that people will read them before the next parts. or maybe i'm just hoping that there will be some follow-up that makes them better.
davepetasprite is so insanely terrible, that in the past he would surely acknowledge it in some way. i really want to know what corner he wrote himself in where this is the solution.
and after the obligatory delaying of the encounter, he thought "well what will i do in the davedirk conversation. how about dave was traumatized by his upbringing in a comic where a girl was raised by a dog."
>>79079758
Why is GO!Karkat called GO!Karkat?
>>79079781
>well what will i do in the davedirk conversation. how about dave was traumatized by his upbringing in a comic where a girl was raised by a dog
Jades upbringing has been a knowledge as fucked up. Dave's hadn't and yes mom was always drunk and dad prank ed John nit they actually had food in the fridge and weren't always spying on their kid to use as puppet porn and didn't have a puppet kick them down steps
>>79079840
He's refering to Karkat in the timeline where [S] Game Over. occurred.
>>79079766
>wanting her to double die
>not get humiliated and cucked by everyone
I am still waiting for this day, Hussie.
>>79079840
Game overy karkat. It'd to distinguish the one who got terminatord vs the gay one
man, I got into writing because I wanted to create something as great as homestuck, I still don't think I'm ever going to succeed, but it pains me to see the fandom like this
Homestuck is practically Naruto now. It was good at first but it's gone on far too long and gained a cancerous fanbase. You know it to be true
>>79079781
Just wait, Jade's backstory will be terrible and sad now
One of the flashes in the final set better be the skull man with time abilities taking down the genocidal maniac trying to fight him.
>tfw there's an alternate universe out there where Homestuck didn't turn to shit and ended a few years ago
>tfw you will never live in that universe
>>79079990
It already is if you read between the lines.
>when you're 3 years old and you have to taxidermy your peepaw.png
>>79077416
Not firmiliar with homestuck. But I really hate when good or interesting things fizzle away because of faggots.
>>79079730
>>79080119
Yeah but all she came out with with that was a temper and an inability to be relevant because she's straight.
>John/Vriska sunk (Vriska probably thinks she still has a chance with him, John gave up on her)
>Karkat/Terezi sunk ("You don't need him" :^), no sign of Karkat giving a shit about her anymore)
>Dave/Jade sunk
>Rosemary isn't special anymore and became the most boring gay ship in the gay singularity webcomic
arigato, hussie
>>79079990
If it isnn't already then Hussie fucked up.
Oh wait he somehow managed to fail to convincingly convey the tragic circumstances of a little girl living alone on an island with a dead grandpa she had to stuff on her own??
Guess he's a shitty writer.
>>79080322
>no sign of Karkat giving a shit about her anymore
I'm more mad about the fact that GO! Karkat isn't shown ANYWHERE in Terezi: Remember memories, even after all the shit she gave about him and the fact that he died saving her
>>79080358
Because that karkat didn't died.
>>79080322
No you see jade is killing the concept on endgame ships by making dave jade Kat a thing
>>79080119
Is it true that he hired a company to make a Homestuck video game after raising over a million dollars on Kickstarter, and then the company stole his money and made the new King's Quest game instead?
The cardinal flaw with something like homestuck is you completely lose the capacity to tell a story like it if you can't both write and animate. I want to tell a story like homestuck but my art/animating skills are awful and I still need to improve my writing
>>79080391
>OT3
Fuck this dumb shit. But I bet Hussie will do this crap, because he can't commit on anything. No wonder that dreambubbles exist for consolation prizes. (Karezi fans still have a chance with their GO! versions.)
>>79080403
Details are hazy since he apparently reached a settlement with them and signed an NDA.
>>79080481
>hating ot3s
Shit taste anon
>>79080391
>threeway endings
Fucking boring and for people who don't stick to their guns, I'd lose respect for Hussie as a writer. Well, more respect.
>>79080522
You are the one with the shit taste, anon.
Only shit writers do OT3s to not hurt feelings of tumblrinas.
>>79080522
OT3s are the coward's way out.
Pick a ship and stick to it you indecisive ass.
>>79080579
>>79080558
>love between 3 people who care about each other
>not good.
>>79080595
Its been not even 2 since thread started, childpile. Why cant you leave actual discussion happening before your bullshit.
>>79080652
Child pile only wants the humans and incest. I just want jade with karkat and Dave to break the gay up a little.
>>79080652
*2 hours
>>79080595
Oh boy, let me guess what the OT3 is. Karkat/Jade/Dave? I remember when you fuckers wanted Karkat/Terezi/Dave.
>>79080652
I don't ship Dave/Jade/Karkat mate.
>>79080595
>I can't pick a fucking option because my parents divorced
Yeah, we get it. You're afraid of commitment and afraid of disappointing people.
So who's gonna be the actual actual final boss? We all know Hussie's gonna pull something out of his ass at the last minute.
>>79080749
Projecting much anon? My parents are still together and hate each other thank you very much
>>79077581
the felt are the only reason I'm still waiting for the end. Pretty sure crowbar's crowbar will be important.
>>79080764
Gcatavrossprite somehow
>>79080764
I haven't read the comic in years but isn't the final boss the big green guy? Lord English? stopped reading around the time the cherubs showed up but wasn't one of the Lord English in the past or something?
>>79080764
Lord English apparently. Cause we're all told not to fight him but then SURPRISE hes gonna be fought what a twist haha lets see karkat and dave makeout
>>79080830
Lord English who is a combination of that cherub? half of gamzee , auto responder and equius tossed into Lil cal
>>79078258
>sawtooth and squarewave will do something
fuck yes, so much this.
>>79080764
Either Union Jack or Alt! Calliope. Jack has an obvious route to power that's been foreshadowed. He kills Dave, Dirk, and Terezi, then flies off and kills the other jacks and takes their stuff, creating a jack with first guardian, LE and queen's ring powers and LE's cane.
Alternatively hussie made Alt! Calliope intentionally ominous with the ability to eat souls and steal their powers. She's already done that to her caliborn, she might do it to LE
>>79080842
Nah, i't pretty obvious he's not the last boss. Tavros pointed it out to Vriska and she called him an idiot. Really, if you want evidence in idea is wrong, see if Vriska says it proudly and calls whoever disagrees an idiot
>>79080764
Cloun
>>79080749
>actually having a problem with three people all loving each other
I don't actually ship anyone (I was just checking to see if the comic had updated) but I honestly need to point out that you westerners and your obsession with monogamy is really weird
Like almost none of you are happy in your marriages anymore but this concept you people culturally have about love being specifically this special thing between two people makes trying to escape that without being taboo impossible. I've only lived in the gates for three years after I came here for college but the happiest family I've ever known was a polyamorous trio with an open relationship that lived in an apartment and were all swingers. To a Puritan that's some "degenerate" shit but they were honestly the most contended group of people in a relationship I've ever seen, whereas everyone with a single significant other or spouse seemed miserable
>>79080830
LE is the Incredibly Obvious Final Boss, sure. Hussie's either going to subvert that or subvert the expectation he's going to subvert it.
>>79081009
So in other words, you can't commit and you're a fucking pussy
>>79081020
Or he is going to go for the rare and retarded triple subversion.
>>79081009
>you westerners
And what are you exactly, Chinese?
So is the cairo overcoat made up of vriska's coatstolen by kurloz on LEGamzee's behalfand the house juju somehow? That could be what increases LE's powers beyond that of a lord, because the juju would have the powers of all 4 kids.
I reckon it's going to be smashed by the crowbar, giving the kids the upper hand having already been through the loop once knowing how to beat him.
This is my only theory I've ever made and I'm banking on it fuckers
>>79080956
>everything Vriska says is wrong
>"Jake is useless and won't have pro8lems fighting the Felt"
>"GCTAVsprite won't 8ackfire"
>"lol I am the 8est in pale relationships"
>"wow karkat u hitting on me 8lackrom????????"
Hmmm.
>>79081122
>Carlos Maraca does something important by stealing the house juju
I hope you're right anon. I need more mime
>>79081075
"Commitment" in the way you use it is such a weird thing too. I can be emotionally committed to more than one person. You're emotionally committed to both of your parents, all of your siblings, all of your friends, why can it only be one lover?
Either way no matter who is the "pussy" it's happier than most American married couples end up so I shrug.
Hussie got conned out of all his kickstarter money by a bunch of fedora wearing "Odd Gentlemen" and he got BTFO by the autist he exploited to make all his music.
"Undertale is the part of Homestuck I'm proudest of" fuck off Hussie, you didn't make or inspire Undertale. Toby slaved under you just long enough to get a grasp on how to get an autistic fanbase, then he made an actual GAME that was CONCISE and FOCUSED and most importantly NOT ON A BUDGET OF 3.5 MILLION DOLLARS
Let Hussie's bloated corpse be the fertilizer for new artists who actually give a shit
Fuck at this rate I think Kaz can outright fuck Hussie's girlfriend right in front of him if he actually decides to update Prequel more than once a year
>>79081122
when did kurloz steal vriska's coat?
source me
>>79081075
I wasn't participating in this argument and only started reading it at the comment you're replying to.
And your comment reminds me of a Louis CK bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH4VbweEaZw
"THEY'RE FUCKIN' QQUEEEEEAAAAH"
You're a screaming Boston moron. That's you.
People can't live their lives unless they do it on your terms. Even though your terms are weak and dysfunctional for them.
"NO GIVE ME THE CONTROLLER YOU'RE PLAYING IT WRONNNNNGGGGUH. >A<"
>>79081272
It happened in a really short flash. La Cucaracha was ominously played by horns in the background
>>79081272
mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007966
When did the cucks start invading this thread?
>>79081235
>>79081294
>all these people defending OT3 shit
>tfw Hussie is a shit writer and actually panders to these people
>those fucktards wanted karkat/jade/dave but get Sollux/Feferi/Eridan instead
How would be your reaction?
>>79080956
It would be cool if a reality-breaking battle happened between Jack and Alt! Calliope after both the events you listed occurred, but I guess we'll have to settle with whatever Hussie comes up with.
>>79081419
They didn't even get that. Because it's clear that while Hussie might be many things, at least he's not the kind of guy who is enough of a wuss to "share".
>>79081398
Blame childpile.
>>79080764
Vriska stealing LE's power.
>>79081419
I'm the second post you're responding to.
I am not familiar with the OT3 term, and I have not read Homestuck.
Feel stupid.
>>79078485
My favorite is Do You Remem8er Me, I'm also fond of Moonsetter
>>79081377
>>79081392
huh, forgot all about that.
so if >>79081122
is right, and LE's coat is somehow imbued with the juju, do you think hussie will explain this in a random one-off panel and never talk about it again like the hack he is? cos the coat flash was like 3 years ago and completely forgotten
>>79078623
>only ever kissed someone for physical contact
was uh
was that not a red flag for ya, buddy?
>>79081485
>Homestuck ends with everyone beating the shit out of Vriska
If only.
>>79081398
So when's the ETA on your new favorite buzzword do you think?
What if Nektan was a good character?
>>79081563
I'm using that word correctly this time buddy.
>>79081571
Mierfa was and always will be better and you know it
It's really sad that there are only two possible outcomes for the end of the story: either all the survivors rebirth their race on a planet that will one day be selected to play a new game of SBURB, or some of the survivors rebuild in the whitespace on a few planets too tiny to support more than a small society.
or, you know, everyone dies. any way you look at it, it's unhappy
>>79081625
You're forgetting that there's a third way the comic can end.A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday.
>>79081463
I need some links pal. Redtube search ain't doin' shit.
Was it your plan to give me a boner?
>>79081664YOU THINK WE DONT KNOW
>>79081625
>or some of the survivors rebuild in the whitespace
The abyssal plane is John-only, anon. Watch, he'll have to be imprisoned within it forever to finally, permanently defeat LE. Final panel will just be John drifting in the endless abyss as the wind brings whispers of voices past him.
You (plural) miss the point most who like OT3 on the current time behave like foam girl and some who approve the concept are betas only looking for approval of more than one person. Im all for non-monogamy but I dont want HS flooded with a)stuff happening thats not sburb or shenanigans and b)more obnoxious people on the fanbase
I don't even remember what's going on in the comic anymore.
It all became so, so stupid.
>>79081777
>foam girl
>>79081695
man, I've been away from the fandom so long I don't even think I can recite that line anymore
>>79081756
nah, he can let other people through, though that reminds me: the alpha kids are still trapped In caliborn's session after beating him with nowhere to go
>>79078485
I get feels from quite a few. I don't know if I could choose just one. Explore? Doctor? Showtime?
>>79081777
>foam girl
Holy shit Foam Adventure was from 2009
I wonder what they're up to these days
>>79081723
It's photoshopped silly
>>79081809
I don't think anyone does, especially Hussie.
>>79081841
Roxy can provide warps through the Furthest Ring, and she can navigate it no problem. They'll be fine.
>>79081860
didn't the guy that composed doctor nearly die in a fire and then get forgotten by homestuck forever
a lot of his motifs and melodies influenced a fuckload of future tracks too. a shame
>>79081471
I ain't advocating any ot3s though.
>>79081122
>>79081525
If that was the case there really should be foreshadowed ealier. It's more likely the coat is alchemized with something like the Billiard Eyes.
>>79081625
>>79081695
I really doubt the comic's going to end on just everyone entering the new universe or anything that'll just be them recreating life.
>>79081975
>If that was the case there really should be foreshadowed ealier. It's more likely the coat is alchemized with something like the Billiard Eyes.
this is more likely now thinking about it. kids'll probably be released via crowbar at a later date though
>>79081939
The guy with the last name so inexplicable that it functioned as a valid username, yes. His story is actually really sad.
Also his Newgrounds page is still up. http://buzinkai.newgrounds.com/
I didn't realize how old Stress was.
>>79081899
Fug
>>79080749
that image is hilarious
>>79081607
Read the definition back to me, because no you are not.
>tfw Vriska gave you your fetish for dominating girls with really long, messy hair
>>79082097
And it's actually pretty old to, like predates most of the tumblr trends
>>79082133
>tfw got into homestuck a little too old to develop fetishes from it
I envy you
>>79082168
I love how Dave has no reaction. He just doesn't care anymore.
>>79082190
You don't have to be a certain age to stumble into new specific fetishes, though.
>>79082215
>want me get the the screwdriver?
How would you end Homestuck at this point in the story?
>>79081923
can she? her class isn't information-based though, and the laws of physics there have relativistic and quantum quirks applied to macroscopic scales.
Maybe she can create a path out of nothing?
>>79082215
He knows that he laid the tracks that his bullet train to hell is now barreling down, there is nothing he can do.
>>79077540
>"final update"
>huge-ass flash that covers a lot of ground, but still leaves some things unresolved
>super-duper-absolute-omni-mega-for-real-the-last-bit "finale" which follows takes another two years to "conclude"
>>79082250
a gun behind the woodshed
>>79082133
I already figured out my fetishes by the time of reading Homestuck, but it presented a fairly unique take on it that sadly seems to be underutilized by the fandom.
It's hilarious because Homestuck is now as bad as it used to be considered when it was good.
can I mention metastuck yet
>>79082357
Only if you include roxykitten
Where did Gamzee learn to suplex like that? It's the perfect wrestling move
>>79082423
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_career_of_Insane_Clown_Posse
>>79082417
>tfw no roxykitten to take care of
>tfw no overweight twintailed weeaboo gf
>>79082448
just reading that link made me chuckle
this world is an amazing world
>>79081939
Pic related resumes whats done of everyone, good times.
>>79082605
bowman is my music team husbando. I have a folder on my old PC of pictures from his twitter and blog going all the way back to like 2008, screencaps of him at cons and pictures from his improv routine. have 4 youtube channels under his name too. I think I have an obsession.
>>79082475
I preferred tumblr
>>79082768
Shouldn't roxy be the happy baby
>>79082744Care to link a mega of them later?
>>79082768
Tumblr has such shit opinions, thoughtumblr's long, long legs, though
>>79080595
Fuck off trying to worm your cuckolding fetish into this shit. I know your game.
>>79077416
The only way to ensure Homestuck has a decent ending is to defeat Hussie in combat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdmAeVw5HCY&list=LLYxdyzg84xrUA8DUA0Yd04A&index=4
>>79082532
This is how Gamzee and Kurloz'll get defeated.
>https://youtu.be/TMUWnpMbr_s
>>79082920
maybe. I'll have to plug the tower in and all that jazz. If I remember correctly, a bunch of photos from his pre 2009 stuff saved in a weird format for some reason, so there will be some useless files peppered in there.
have this for now though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VukaD23AIfE
>>79082928
yeah but her being morphed into waifu material through maternal love that she tries to deny is cool
>>79083028
>POOOOT
Is she farting with her mouth
that's kinda hot
>>79083028
I dunno man I'm just saying
>bad with kids
>shit opinions
>tumblrite
vs
>bad with kids
>shit opinions
>over 200lbs of pussy and ass
>>79082253
Dumb classpect restrictions are retarded. Roxy has canonically already left one session into the Furthest Ring, retrieved Calliope, and returned to it via magic Void powers. There's no reason why she couldn't jump sessions this way or even just fly to the site of the final battle in the Furthest Ring. Shit isn't hard for a Void hero.
>>79083106
Yeah but you can't corrupt her into housewife material as well
>>79083126
is that plant supposed to represent sburb gates like in the act 3 loading screen? neat
>>79083126
I don't want housewife material, I just want her to sit on my face.
>>79083160
It representsread the fucking comic
>>79083185
>I don't want housewife material, I just want her to sit on my face.
See, you're not thinking long term
>>79083160
>doesn't remember jade's plants
>>79083214
>doesn't remember jade's plants
true, I just went back and checked, I only remembered the plant in the loading screen for her little flashes.
>>79083214
Jade never wore pants
>>79083292
matchsticks a CUTE
felt standalone comic when?and dont talk to me about that mister 7 shit that will never be finished
>>79083305
She wore tights, those are pants-like
>>79083214
The long term is she sits on my face.
>browsing old folders
>remember I had a hard drive crash many a year ago
>Was able to salvage my meatstuck stuff
>lost all my cool vriska images
Shit.
>>79082250
I'd try to do one last good battle animation for each fight that's still left, and INTENTIONALLY only show the weebfuck ships and characters hugging in the background of people like John and (Vriska) getting back together or some shit. Ya know, leave people like al;djfal;d sfkjapeta and aldfjaldfasljdfaquius in the background, with no post-animation dialogue, nothing more than literally a cameo-style appearance while the relevant, i-dont-wish-their-fans-would-kill-themselves characters close the story up
>>79082250
The opposite of
>>79083844
So, I started reading Homestuck, finished Act II, and have yet to start Act III.
So far I have enjoyed the wordplay and some of the captchalog antics, but the plot has so far been meh.
Do I stop here, or continue on?
>>79084066
Act III and IV are where the plot starts getting good.
>>79084121
Where does the humor tend to in those acts?
Some of the first act humor was pretty "lol random." Does it ever become wittier?
>>79084121
Then VI takes a big dump on it
>>79084201
The first act was suggestion driven, and so were parts of the next couple ones. It makes a little more sense when you know those commands are all reader-given.
>>79084201
halfway through Act 3 is, I believe, when the suggestion box got turned off
>>79084066
a lot of the silly but pointless stuff early on is needed to ease you into the truly batshit stuff later on that's integral to the plot, but would be too hard to keep track of if you just got presented with all these mechanics and terminology all at once.
Alright, I'll continue with it then. I'll take it to about Act V and make a determination then.
Hussie should have never abandoned reader suggestions
Y/N
>>79084438
N
There would be no effect on the comic.
I do wish that he stopped with the long stretches of no commands though.
>>79084438
are you shitting me? he never did? why do you think we have tripolyfluidcucklefucklegender characters like Davepeta or whatever
hard to believe there was a time i liked every character in homestuck
who's the worst?
>>79084728
Everything is disgusting.
>>79084728
The Jade that thinks people would want to watch a tranny
>>79084936
>He doesn't know about one of the biggest normie fetishes
>>79084969
being gay?
>>79084728
the last one
>>79084986
yes
>>79078485
i like trepidation and planet healer a lot
so is hiveswap gonna be good or just more memes and hussie faggotry like recent homestuck
>>79085191
what do you think
>>79085191
memes are literally a huge part of the plot
>Reading through this thread
>Faggots literally promoting polyamory bullshit
I hope you like licking your wife's boyfriend's cum out of her snatch.
>>79085286
that someone possibly slaps some sense into hussie before its too late
but i fear this is not an option anymore
>>79085328
he'd just retreat further into his shell
>>79085286
>All the kids are black
>black AND blonde
What is tumblr's fucking obsession with making characters black?
>>79085286
>>79085368
I'm more annoyed by Tumblr giving characters undercuts.
>>79085325
You say that as if that's a problem if everyone's consenting.
>>79078485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NACWZBDtN8
There are arguably better flashes, but damn if this ain't the one I keep coming back to when I think of good Homestuck music. One of the oldest, and still one of the best.
>>79085368
cuz they were powerful kings and better than white people in everyway
>>79085368
And incest.
Tumblr is basically just another version of /d/
I stopped reading after Act 5 INTERMISSION part 2, i think. It sounds like that was a good move then?
>>79085325
that's my fetish. sometimes I snowball it with him.
>>79085325
It used to be just one faggot that would refuse to fuck off. I don't know where all these other idiots came from.
>>79085368
murricocentranism
how can dad be black if he didn't bolt the second he found john's meteor?
>>79085415
>>79082168
>John getting Jade pregnant
>Dave getting Rose pregnant
What is with tumblr. Are retarded inbred babies now oppressed or something
>>79085368
Because in their eyes they're just offsetting the fact that characters 'default' to white most of the time.
The way they do it, however, is by rolling a 100 sided dice of ethnicities and sexualities for every character and declaring the result canon.
Which is why Jade is a black, muscular transman otherkin.
>>79085401
Monogamy has been ingrained in society since practically the dawn of time. If you like the idea of your wife getting fucked by another man, hey, that's your fetish, but take it to /d/, don't try and normalize it.
>>79085415
Well at least someone got the dog knot
>>79078485
BEATDOWN ROUND 2 MOTHER FUCKER HELL YES TURNING THAT SHIT ON RIGHT NOW
>>79077416
Just play UnderTale. It's better.
Inb4 Hussie becomes the ultimate hack and rips off Undertale
>>79085465
>dawn of time
Nah not really. Became a thing along with agriculture - suddenly you've got land and inheritance and so you need to know who fathered who.
>>79085415
>>79085454
That's news to me, Tumblr SJWs hates people who ships incest, saying that it oppresses child abuse survivors and shit.
Also for the case of offspring they would probably be fine if they're going to way on how polytheist deities do incest.
>>79085465
But if you're also fucking the guy, then it's all good.
>>79085530
Well if it means anything I instantly got a DMK vibe from the Omega Flowey fight.
>>79085489
Well, no, nobody got it. Quite the opposite in fact.
>>79085454
Pretty sure it's Dave's baby in the Jade one
>>79085604
Yeah, that's how your little fucking brain logics it out. "Sometimes I get fucked in the ass too, so it's a-okay." And then your wife gets pregnant with another man's child, and you're taking care of it, and now you're a literal cuckold.
Fuck man, leave it to a Homestuck thread to promote this type of bullshit. Kinda wishing it stayed banned.
>>79078485
The imp fight version of Showtime.
>>79085692
They've already got shit taste enough to make the kids into abominations, they're not gonna have enough taste to ship dave/jade
>/hst/ - incest and birth control
>>79077416
No, because I'm not an idiot who gets too invested in things and then is personally insulted when it doesn't meet whatever exception I set up for it myself.
>>79078485
Desend
Black Rose / Green Sun
Pendulum
Three in the Morning
Sunslammer
>>79085411
Yeah, that's why they got conquered by whites and arabs. You have a really funny definition of "superior".
