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Who wins this barfight?
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Rouge can absorb all of their powers
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>Flash travels back in time to prevent it, causing yet another crisis and a reboot
>Tony, even though he had no involvement at all, decides to declare a civil war in the pub (and only the pub)
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the audience who gets to witness suck an epic fight....
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>>79002957
PG has already won because she's successfully chatted up MM
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>fucking batman is already pulling out a batarang

Something something speedforce
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>>79003079
I think he's just making sure those filthy muties don't steal his wallet
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>>79002957

This interaction occurs between Cap and Superman.

>Oh, sorry about that.
>No, no, it's my fault: I shouldn't have left my glass there.
>I should have paid more attention to what I was doing. Let me buy you a drink.
>It's fine, really. You should let me buy YOU a drink.
>You're too kind, but this was really my mistake.
>I'm more at fault than you are. Don't be so hard on yourself.

This goes on for thirty minutes while everyone else just gets back to what they were doing.
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>>79002957

Why would this necessarily become a fight? The two principals are some of the most level-headed and nice superheros in existence.
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The real question is who wins the billiards tournament?
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>Banner is already Hulk for some reason

DROPPED
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Fucking Superman wins.
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>>79002957
They probably wouldn't fight.
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>>79002957
The bar's owner, he sues Marvel and DC for damages.
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>>79003170

>Not knowing about the time period where Hulk was in control and could just walk around being the Hulk
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There would never be a fight. Whoever made this picked the two worst people for this to believably end in a brawl. Now if Hal knocked over Wolverine's drink something might happen.
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>>79002957
> Flash vs Hulk
> Supes vs Thor
> Green Lantern vs Iron Man
> Aquaman vs Wolverine
> Wonder Woman vs Rogue
> Batman vs Black Widow
> Power Girl vs Captain America
> Martian Manhunter vs Spider-Man

DC win if they stick with line up. Each one could manage to defeat their opponents (I would only be worried to Batman and maybe Green Lantern). With the other Marvel heroes gone, the rest of the DC characters could then team up against the real troubles : Thor and Hulk.
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By far DC.

The heaviest hitter is Hulk, and his weakness is being levitated in a vacuum.

Half of the DC side can lift him to space no problem.

Seriously, given the incarnation, even GL could solo that Marvel side, and that's saying a lot about the power levels involved.
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>>79002957
Evil.
Evil wins when good fight amongst itself.
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>>79003009
She can absorb a punch to the face, too
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>>79003170
>Not knowing that Banner is always Mad
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>>79003009
The scales are absurdly tipped in DC's favor.

Green Lantern can solo Widow, Spider Man, Cap and Wolverine, either incapacitating them with a big ass fist or putting them in a sturdy cage construct.
Wondie can take a Ms Marvel powered Rogue.
Superman and Manhunter can take Thor and Hulk. Power Girl would then have to deal with Iron Man who would otherwise be able to blast through GL's cage construct.
And Flash already defeated everyone, cleaned the mess and tipped the bartender before the fight even started.

Bats and Aquaman don't even need to intervene.
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>>79003116
That's old Cap. New Cap is Hitler.
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>>79003818
Only in the X-men cartoon where she sucked Ms. Marvel dry.

In a baseline scenario, she'll get rekt
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>>79003879
I meant it sarcastically
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>>79002957
Damage Control
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>>79003831
Aquaman would get his ass beat by namor tho
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>>79002957
To state it again: that's why you don't put your drinks on the pool table. Whoever's bar it is is gon be mad.
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>>79002957
>DC has six big hitters plus the mortal manifestation of a plot shield.
>Marvel has two big hitters. Maybe three. The rest are fodder.

Seriously, Marvel is full of overpowerd shit. Simply replacing fucking Widow for someone like Dr Strange would get you an entirely difference situation. Replace Cap, Spidey and Iron man for Gladiator, Silver Surfer and Magneto and DC has no chance.
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>>79004044
Sure, but he's not there. This drawing could have actual characters like him or anyone else, really, but instead it features Widow.
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>>79004044
>Namor can lift 100 tons
>gets crushed by an orca
That fight was so stupid.
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>>79002957

If you pair up the analogues, DC wins.

If it's a free for all, Flash solos Marvel while the rest of the JL continues their game of pool.
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>>79002957
Cap would apologize profusely and buy Kal El another beer, but Kal would insist he didn't have to. This would go back and forth for several hours, but they never raise their voices. Bruce would offer to buy everybody drinks, only for Tony to do the same. They would then get into an argument over who holds the door open for Diana.

Hulk would smash.
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Anyone who thinks marvel even has a slight chance needs their head checked.

Superman, Flash or GL could take the whole other team solo. You could argue for WW too.

This fight would be nothing short of a one sided beatdown.
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>>79002957
The bar owners.
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>>79004207
this
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Only Flash can take the Hulk.
And then take the rest of Marvel, and DC.
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>My drink wasn't there
>Who could be fast enough to do such a thing

And from the under the table, a quiet snickering and Flash rolling his eyes
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>>79002957
literally no one there can beat flash
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>>79003213

It's Superman and MMH against Thor and Hulk. It only makes sense.
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squirrel girl wins. only an unbeatable gag character can beat an unbeatable gag character, and DC has none
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>>79004290
but batman already beat flash
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>>79004314
>DC has none
Well that shows what you know, doesn't it
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>>79004314
>and DC has none

>He doesn't know about the zoo crew
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>>79004210
Flash can solo everyone. Supers would have trouble dealing with both Thor and Hulk.
GL wouldn't be able to defeat either Thor or Hulk. They can easily shatter any construct he comes up with. The rest sure.

>>79004261
At least four DC characters here can beat the Hulk in a mano a mano.
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>>79004314
What are Batman and Superman then?
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>>79004314
Do you even Captain Carrot? He applies cartoon physic laws to any fight, making him pretty much unbeatable.
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>>79004314
>>unbeatable gag character
Plastic Man
Ambush Bug
Mr. Mxyzptlk
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>>79004362
Hulk can't be killed and doesn't stop fighting.
Only MM and GL could hold him and maybe see if he calms down with time, but not beat him.
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>>79002957
>implying the two biggest boyscouts in cape comics would fight over something as paltry as a spilled drink
Steve would apologize, offer to buy Clark another one, Clark would politely decline, saying accidents happen. They then bond over how goody their two shoes are.
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>>79004413
Unless he has a rage powered backpack the answer is just throwing him into space
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>>79004413
Yes, he can be killed. In more than one occasion it's been confirmed that adamantium can cut his flesh.
Any of the kryptonians and MM can kill him.
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>>79004399
Don't forget Bat Mite, Condiment King and Trickster.
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>>79004413
>throw Hulk into orbit
>let him rage all day long as he can't move in a vacuum

Any GL can just bubble him and fall asleep.
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>>79004413
>Hulk can't be killed
Marvel drones, ladies and gents.

This is what they believe.
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>>79004434
You do realize that's exactly what caused Planet Hulk, right?
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>>79004399
Mxyz's whole thing is he can be beat via trickery
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>>79004468
Unless he has a rage powered rocketship, space =/= landing on a planet
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>>79004362
>GL wouldn't be able to defeat either Thor or Hulk.
nigga what?
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>>79004460
Yes, but it's Hal. Guaranteed his first instinct is to make a giant fist to hit with.
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>>79004467
>Maria

Good taste.
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>>79004467
>anime pic
>using marvel drone unironically
>using "believe" when talking about fictional characters
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>>79004490
Thor ran through the Entire JL team like it was a joke, and only got taken down by Superman.

Like seriously, Thor just needs to unleash lightning in the room and like half of the DC cast dies.

I'd actually wager DC's entire defense here is can enough of their members survive Thor fast enough that they can't dogpile superman after Thor almost thrashes him.
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>>79002957
the bar owner who was probably smart enough to take out insruence on the place becuase he lives betwwen the dc and marvel universe
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>>79004570
> being this mad
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>>79004314

Harley Quinn
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>>79004481
You didn't read Planet Hulk, did you?
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>>79004573
>Thor just needs to unleash lightning in the room and like half of the DC cast dies.

that meme needs to die
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>>79004442
He fought Wolverine and other adamantium augmented beings several times, he heals faster than he can be damaged.
He can survive without air, without water, even inside nuclear fission.
Yeah, you can take him into space, but that would mean holding him long enough to take him out of orbit, he can break lanterns' constructs like any other DC powerhouse.
He can lift 70 tons while calm, the angrier he gets the stronger and anger is not a quantifiable thing, he can be as strong as the story demands, exactly like Superman.
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>>79004646
Except she's not a gag character, she gets her ass kicked all the time, especially when Batman is involved.
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>>79002957
Flash
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>>79004642
>grossed out
FTFY
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>>79004654
The only person in that room who can stand against Thor is Superman, this is never been up for debate.

Every time they duke it out, Superman wins by the skin of his teeth, then gets mobbed.
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>>79004646
>straight for the neck
Oh, Diana
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>>79004714
Manhunter and Flash would throttle Thor
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>>79004714
Flash could tangle with Thor pretty handily. When you can punch so fast you break reality, sky's pretty much the limit.
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Assuming no morals

>fight begins
>superman turns around
>instantly kills cap, rogue, iron man, black widow, spidey and wolverine with heat vision through the brain
>leaving thor and hulk
>the rest of the league proceed to tear thors head off while GL puts hulk in a bubble and throws him into space
>wolverine regens, sees whole team dead, gets punted into sun by power girl
> batman stands in the background brooding the whole time
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>>79004683
>70 tons
> pic and filename related

well at least you're not 40 tons like gayku
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>>79004733
>>79004734

>manhunter
A weaker superman.

>Flash
Utterly depends on the writing because if we go by the law of averages, then the flash here could be beaten by spiderman because shit like Deathstroke can stab the flash.
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i don't know Who but I hope it ends in a orgy.


Dc side is filled with more pussies that hide their identity because they're scurd
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>>79004814
>Dc side is filled with more pussies that hide their identity because they're scurd
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>>79003159
I feel like iron man probably has something built into his suit to calculate angles and necessary force for any given tasks.
And batman will have a similar device on his belt
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>>79004839
Supes ain't bad with trajectories either
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>>79004810
>weaker Superman
>telepathic
>telekinetic
>phasing
>shape-shifting
Yeah, TOTALLY Superman. I swear, this sounds like bait.
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>>79002957
DC have 5 heavyweights (6 if you include Aquaman). Marvel only have Thor and Hulk. Easily in favor of DC.
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>>79003213
Rouge would beat wonder woman. There's too much exposed skin to suck that Sexy Sexy power from.
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>>79004751
>Fight begins
>Thor turns around
>Instantly kills MM, Wonderwoman, power girl, GLBatman and Aquaman with Lightning
>Leaving Flash and Superman
>Rest of the Avengers tear Superman's head off
>Flash get's tripped up by spiderman and dies to a wolverine claw to the face
>Cap stands in the background monologuing the whole time.
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>>79004885
rogue would get 1 hit killed by ww
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>Rogue can beat Superman
Superman has a member of his rogues gallery who is basically Rogue on steroids
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>>79004901
>has based Miss Marvel powers
>get one hit by someone who for all intents and purposes is captain America.
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>>79004893
at least mine's believable.
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>>79004751
>kill
>Wolverine
>heat vision
I think there's a problem there.
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>>79004911
You mean Amazo or Parasite?

Because Rogue doesn't copy powers, she STEALS them, she makes the enemy weaker while making her stronger.
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>>79003279
>Half of the DC side can lift him to space no problem.

No problem? To get him to space you will have to grab him and carry him up there. Supes is the only one who can survive more than a second within arms distance of hulk. And mm I guess his durability is inconsistent.
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>>79004923
>purposes is captain America.
>implying cap is on par with ww

have I missed something in marvel lately? since when can cap bench a planet?
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>>79004929
> didn't even finish reading the post before commenting

man it must suck to wake up and be you every day
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>>79003159
HULK SMASH PUNY BILLIARDS!!!!
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>>79004943
Yes, anon, that is exactly what Parasite does.
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>>79004946
Since when could WW?

She's weaker than Aquaman by far, she's probably the second weakest member of the JL in that picture.
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>>79004893

>flash
>no vibrating the entire city block apart before anyone even begins to make brain sinapsis

Sorry man, it just plain doesn't work.
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>>79004956
It's not "killing" if he gets up later, idiot. Incapacitated at best.
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>>79003831
> Wondie can take a Ms Marvel powered Rogue.

But she's too scantily clad to stop Rogue from draining her
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>>79004943
>makes the enemy weaker while making her stronger.
who is parasite
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>>79004971
>second weakest
What fucking comics have you been reading? WW is one of the only capes that could readily tangle with Superman.
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>>79004972
>Implying Flash won't job like a moron to spiderman.
>Implying "Muh attosecond" is the only example of the flash doing anything"
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The only two marvel has that can actually do anything are thor and hulk and both of them are way too slow for this fight
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>>79005002
... I've been reading the actual comics? The only time WW ever goes toe to toe well enough with Superman is when she anti-necks Maxwell Lord.
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>>79004976

Can Rogue absorb magic bullshit?

Actually does superman suffer magic weakness agains Thor? It's still an earthly element
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>>79005025
Superman has a weakness to electricity anyway, it's why livewire can hurt him.

And Rogue can absorb everything, hence why she has Ms "Space magic from the kree" Marvel's powerset
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>ITT: anal wasted marvel drones try to defend an obviously lost battle
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>>79004923
Shes much stonger than cap shes more like miss marvel
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>>79004783
If you dont think the hulk could planet bust that things skull wide open should the story need him to (Which is the only time anything like that happens for anyone even supes / MM) you havent read enough hulk.
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Maybe we should start separating this by writing level.

In their most OP writing Mary Sue states from comics history Supes wins because that's his power, bending the writing to ridiculous levels, even enough to punch Flash which should be impossible. Right after that comes Flash.
Otherwise it could be argued that the Hulk absorbs all kinds of radiation, so he absorbs solar radiation for Supes' body and kills him, only being stopped by Flash.


In regular power writing level no one on DC can beat the Hulk.
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>>79005021
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>>79003818
>She can take a punch to the face, and steal your powers at the same time too

FTFY
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>>79005071
That's not actually very strong considering Miss Marvel's main shtick is energy absorption.
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>>79004642
>having this much damage control
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>>79005094
>Injustice

By this Logic, Thor would utterly wreck Superman if we're using Injustice Superman.
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>>79005082
>In regular power writing level no one on DC can beat the Hulk.
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Iron Man could just quip them all to death.
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>>79005112
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>>79005094
>Injustice Superman

He was holding back in that fight honestly.

However that version of Superman is pretty shitty to begin with.
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>>79004872
Holy shit. Superman is the worst character in comics. The more I learn about him the more bullshit he is.
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>>79002957

We've done this. The Marvel guys have no Telepath to combat the Martian Manhunter and even though Thor, Iron Man and Hulk have various ways to counter his ability to mind control there is nothing stopping him from having the other marvel guys attack them. Never mind the other DC guys
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>>79005123
He's sort of right, we can't do this by "Muh strongest" because Flash, Superman and Thor just go into "We reset the universe and change reality" tier at their zenniths.
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>>79005025
Thor's lightning is different
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Thor being the magic god he is will fuck supes up.

Thor fights things that kill gods on an almost monthly basis.
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Hulk's weight in flashes vs Thor wielding a green lantern-powered hammer
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>>79005123
It's true, it's been years since Hulk's basic premise is being invincible, but Super and Flash can only do absurd things if the writing bends it. Most of the time they are Aquaman and Wondie tiers.
If we take just strength as a factor, Hulk has unlimited strength and Supes doesn't, unless writing requires it.
Consistently Hulk is stronger.
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>>79005136
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>>79005098
Nah those costumed freaks wear gloves. She'd just get beat down so bad that she has to retreat deep inside of her mind and find a happy place, but the good old ass whooping would be so powerful, so penetrating that deep inside her own mind she can still feel the blows while she's in a meadow with like, rainbows and bunnies and shit.

Her subconscious will try so hard to cope, she'll end up taking pleasure from every hit. Shockwaves of spine tingling joy with every smack. She won't be able to control her body anymore, and she'll be reduced to basic grunts and squeals as her internal systems begin go haywhire. The bar will be filled with a foul smell as she finally lets go and shits herself. The feces trying to force its way around her skintight suit, bulging in weird places as the heroes around her gasp for fresh air.

Everyone evacuates the bar as Rogue evacuates her bowels.

Rogue wins.
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>>79005136
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>>79004751
>Supes using heat vision to kill the Marvel characters
>Cap not reflecting it back with his shield, killing Superman and the rest of the Justice League
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>>79005025
Superman should suffer a weakness against Thor due to magic but writers would probably maguffin that away with some bullshit like is always done for superman
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>>79004810

>Manhunter
>A weaker Superman

No. Just no. DC just have the guy job all the time because he's way to OP
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>>79005172
Hulk's Weight in Flashes. That's not even a good mashup on the other end because Thor lacks the creativity to make good use of a ring, he'd just make a bigger hammer, and would have to reach gurren lagann levels to make a difference
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>>79005196

>Cap reacting in time to fight a guy who moves faster than the speed of light

Supermans speed is always ignored
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>>79005196
literally the first line of that post

also

>implying cap can move that fast
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>>79005234
Because it's ignored by Superman 90% of the time too?

>>79005204
To be fair, Thor is a high tier motherfucker but he jobs all the time too.
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>>79005098
You know, it's dawned on me, GL could whip the shit out of Rogue. She couldn't really do anything to stop him because his constructs (in this case, just a bunch of green fists) aren't him and the power isn't actually HIS. She could drain him into a coma if she somehow managed to touch him, but I don't see that happening with the full body suit plus being able to make a complete shield around him (that I assume is made of much smaller fists) to keep her from actually touching him.
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>>79005246
Ms Marvel absorbs Energy though, So Rogue could in theory absorb the Constructs as energy and redirect them.

That's If we're going with Ms Marvel level rogue.
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>>79005246

Green Lantern always has a shield around him when he's actually using the ring
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>>79005195
All that was said is WW could go toe-to-toe with Superman. Which she can, quite well. She's a seasoned warrior with no qualms with hurting or even killing others. He's a big blue boyscout who sometimes knows some bullshit about "Kryptonian Kung Fu" or whatever, but really just uses his overwhelming strength and speed to overcome pretty much everything. Plus she has almost the same power set as he does save for the heat rays and super breath or whatever the writers decide to give him.
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>>79004472
Or Superboy-Prime torturing the shit out of him.
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>>79005270
I don't recall Rogue ever absorbing straight up energy like that, though. All her power sucking has been via skin to skin contact.
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>>79002957
I came here to say that Flash is a dick for letting this happen.
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>>79004734
>when you punch so hard that you close a dimension tear in reality.
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>>79003861
but new cap is old cap
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>>79004143
>>79004210
>>79004872
>>79004874
>>79005006
>>79005094
>>79005136
This thread is a great illustration as to why DC is an objectively inferior comics universe in regards to we'll written characters, especially regarding consistancy with powerlevels.
Superman, WW, Batman, Flash, and Green Lantern have all been ridiculously inconsistent with abilities over what I have read with them. The rest are probably the same way but in all honesty I've never read enough of them to know.

Marvel is guilty of this at well, but even at its worst it is 1000x better than DC. The hulk is the worst offender but at least fluctuating power level is canon for him.
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>>79005298
So are a lot of people, really. Manhunter for not catching it with telekinesis, Spidey for not spider-sensing danger and catching it, Batman for not already knowing it was going due to preptime, Superman for being that oblivious and Cap for not watching where the fuck he's going.
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>>79005053
And yet attempting to absorb Ares almost killed her. Rogue is as inconsistent as the Flash.
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>>79005295
It's more the case of Ms Marvel's powerset. something Rogue fully absorbed at one point.

I don't think she's ever used it but in theory it can happen.

Like Supermans tacticle telekinesis.
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>>79005333
Yeah, the problem here is consistency.
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>>79005189
Retarded shitposting aside, you do realize who doesn't wear gloves, right?

Superman.
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> Tony pushes a button and that one Dyson machine he has up in space blots out the sun there in by weakening mansuper
> Rogue grabs Hulks dick and now you have a horny hulk and a bitch crazy hulk rogue on your hands.
> Blackwidow stands by the exit being useless and an inconvience at the same time because you're not suppose to block a fire safety exit.
> Snikt stays out of it because he is too old for a power level thread even though he has the most kills under his belt than everyone combined
> Cap being a tactical genius outsmarts the flash and probably make his dumb ass run into caps shield
> Thor attacks the liquor because he knows its gonna get wasted in the fight
> Spiderman probably is already just gonna stick to the roof and hope he can skip out on his tab when the fight is over
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>>79005329
True, i was thinking what went through the Flash's mind since he heard the cue hit the glass, he must have concidered every possible outcome catch the glass a million times before it fell, but instead he was like, meh ... fuck it.
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So we all agree that consistently Hulk is the more powerful there, as he is canonically unkillable and has literally outlived the extinction of all life on earth and survived even the death of Banner, being just Hulk, alone for eternity.
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>>79005398
The sun is far enough away from the Earth that it would take about 8 minutes for us to notice it had gone dark. That's more than enough time for Superman to wreck some shit.
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>>79005432
Flash has outran the extinction of all life in the universe
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>>79005432
Nope, Thor destroys him even in the Marvel universe.
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>>79005446
One time. And several other times he got punched and stabbed by peak humans.
My post stands. Hulk still is consistently the most powerful.
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ITT: DCucks putting Flash and Superman at their highest power levels, without doing the same for Thor and Hulk.
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>>79005446
>>79005469

Thor also survived his literal reality bound death as a God too.

Hell, unlike Hulkfags we have literally seen the near end of the universe and Thor survives until then.

Not Hulk, Thor.
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>>79005368
Even if rogue did get superman's powers in this situation, would they activate in that basement without any sunlight?
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>>79005457
Even Red Hulk beat Thor's ass. Green Hulk beat Thor in the double digits.
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>>79005478
>Thor at his highest power level.

Admit it, it would be funny as shit.
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>>79005432
Yeah but Bats has Anti-Hulk spray in his utility belt, so eat shit Marvelcuck.
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>>79005480
Thor jobs ALL the time.
Even when Hulk jobs he's hard to take down and needs teams of heroes.

Flash's speedforce and Thor's godhood deus exes are not relevant if we are talking about consistency, which you two faggots seem to not understand the definition.
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>>79005516
>muh consistency

Nobody cares but you.
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>>79005516
Yeah, but at the end of the day, We know the ending of the Marvel universe.

It's galactus and Thor duking it out over a husk of Earth.

No avengers, no Hulk.

Just Thor and Galactus.

Come to think of it, Hulk has never even faced Galactus the god of Jobbing in the Marvel universe.
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>>79005484
>Admit it, it would be funny as shit.
Sure would be funny to see thor get squashed like a pancake.
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>>79005444
Only if the sun blotter is at the sun dumbass, not if it's in earth's orbit
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>>79005549
Old Thor is probably one of the best characters in Marvel comics.
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>>79005544
>literally the only form of measurement for comic book characters

Of course you wouldn't care, DCfag. That would mean accepting all the travesty that went on the DC universe for years for what they are.
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>>79005432
Can I get some kind of source on the unkillable thing? This thread is the first I've heard of it.
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>>79005554
>MUH SUPERMAN THOUGHT ROBOT.

You know Superman Thought Robot is powered by "being a good guy" right? It literally cannot fight Thor because Thor is a good guy.

Also Rune Thor, He's basically on par with Superman Thought Robot in terms of Rewriting reality.
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>>79005582
>he reads capeshit for the consistency

Nigga is u serious?
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>>79005484
Honestly pales in comparison to Rune King Thor.
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>>79005594
Sheesh, there's a lot. I mean, he's not really unkillable, just wouldn't be killed by regular capers.
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>>79002957
The bartenders going to come up and kick them all right the fuck out. Who the fuck leaves their cup on the edge of the table like that? Fuck all those guys.
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Reality rewriters ~= time travelers > light speed speedsters > superstrength.
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>>79005612
Jesus Christ, you are in a thread about hypothetical fighting of fictional superheroes, you fucking moron with a single digit IQ.
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>>79005645
So if we're going by the maximum powers of all.

Thor
Superman
Flash

Everybody else.
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>>79005619
Rune King Thor is cheating, he basically became the Source in DC terms.
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>>79005322
Not really. If a story is well written, I'll take power fluctuations.
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>>79005646
Well no shit. Got any more self evident facts to throw out pointlessly?

Maybe you'd like to tell me what year it is?
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>>79005669
To understand how strong Rune King Thor is to understand what he did.

Gods in Marvel are basically cosmic actors designed to play out their roles in stories, and the Asgardians play out Ragnarok.

Ragnarok is the universe rewriting event that has the galaxy burned anew and the cycle begins again.

Rune King Thor stopped that. Not only did he rewrite the very nature of gods and reality in the Marvel universe, he to an extent also rewrote the beginning of the New gods in DC as well. As the New Gods are birthed from Ragnarok also.

Rune King Thor is basically the Source in DC and one of, if not THE strongest being in the DC universe, simply because he retroactively changed the reality of the DC universe without being in it at all.
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>>79004875
and you fucking should include aquaman.
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>>79005732
I was going to call you an idiot for equating the two multiverses like that, but then I realized and that you're right.

Hypercrisis is real.
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>>79005681
Good thing you accept your mental handicap as self evident fact, good sir. That's the first step.
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>>79005800
No shit the Hypercrisis is real.

DC and Marvel Multiverses have ALWAYS been linked.
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>>79005808
I like it when you talk dirty, anon.
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>>79005732
I still don't understand how that would make him stronger than the Superman thought robot. Ragnarok isn't a multiversal event in Marvel, it's just an event. It operates within the bounds of a story. The thought operates in the orrery of worlds, at a level outside of normal story. Rewriting the laws of your own universe isn't the same thing as transcending those laws completely.

Then again, I don't think that using the two as parallels even makes sense. The thought robot just exists as a representation of heroic victory, so I don't think it would even start up unless Rune King Thor was destroying the multiverse.
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>>79005837
No shit they've always been linked.

Hypercrisis is real.
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>>79005868
Ragnarok IS a multiversal event, as not only does it exist in Marvel as a constant, it also exists in DC as the beginning of the New gods.

Rune King Thor killed the ones above, and set in motion the literal rewriting of the terms of what gods are so much that Ragnarok no longer exists, so he also rewrote the history of DC.

RKT basically became the Source, the metaphysical entity of fiction within both universes.

While Thought Robot represents the IDEA of heroic victory in comic books, RKT Represented the idea of Mutable Canon within Comic Books.
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Remember the time when 616 impregenated Prime Earth and Amalgam was born as a result?
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>>79005908
You're implying that there's only one ragnarok across all universes, and we know that's not the case. The fact that the DC universe's New Gods still exist should be proof of that.
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>>79005908
>Ragnarok IS a multiversal event, as not only does it exist in Marvel as a constant, it also exists in DC as the beginning of the New gods.

It's in about a million other different media, and it affects them about the same as DC's one.

It doesn't.

> RKT basically became the Source

that's the dumbest shit ass comparison i have ever heard, and I love hypercrisis threads. Stop grasping at straws.
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>>79005930
>DC's new gods still exist

Yes, and have been rewritten because of RKT.
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>>79005929
I'm not that knowledgeable about cosmic DC, at least as much as I am on Marvel. Who the green "woman" that Eternity is with?
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>>79005974
>Yes, and have been rewritten because of RKT.

no, they have not. That's fucking retarded.

There is nothing connecting the two, not even a little bit.
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>>79005974
Except that they haven't because Multiversity and infinite universes.
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>>79005976
DC's version of eternity made up for the jla avengers story.
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>>79005974
New52 New Gods aren't even a result of Ragnarok anymore. Darkseid, Highfather and the rest of the New Gods became what they currently are by killing and stealing the powers of some giant colorful aliens.
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>>79005989
New Gods are a constant anon. They're outside the Multiverse.
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>>79005680
>well written
>consistently changing what all of their most important characters are capable of because of lazy or inept writing.

Pick one
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>>79005997
They also exist inside of it, the Darkseid in the gender-flipped universe from Superman Beyond was female.
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>>79005983
Anon, even I know that Kirby fully intended for the Ragnarok that birthed the New Gods to be the Ragnarok that killed the old gods. He all but literally put it in the text when he had shit like Thor's Helmet in the rubble, and Thor's silhouette.
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>>79005997
>New Gods are a constant anon. They're outside the Multiverse.

No they aren't, no in terms of seperate multiverses, which dc has.
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>>79004143
I can lift 100 pounds, but it would still really hurt if I got hit in the face by 100 pounds of force.
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>>79006010
there is a thor in DC, dumbfuck, doesn't make him the same one. Hell, that thor even appeared in marvel when a bunch of thors got together.

Regardless of what kirby intended, it didn't happen.
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>>79005997
>New Gods are a constant anon. They're outside the Multiverse.
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>>79005997
>New Gods are a constant
>how to show you don't understand what you're arguing about 101
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>>79003020
underrated post
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>>79005322
>Marvel is guilty of this at well, but even at its worst it is 1000x better than DC.

This.

Also, Marvel takes this pretty handily.

Rogue absorbs Superman's powers and becomes invincible while downing the blue boyscout.

Wolverine slaughters MM. Adamantium claws, in arms reach already, and he dated Phoenix for fun, so good luck mind-fucking him.

Cap tanks Wonder Woman essentially forever. He can't hurt her, but she can't hurt the shield, either.


Black Widow crushes Batman. Her powers are everything his are, but better. The only edge he might have is preptime, and it's a bar fight. So no.

Iron Man does terrible things to Green Lantern. What you ask? His power beams can be yellow. Along with about a dozen other effective tactics I can think of. Yeah, that's a short fight.

The Hulk versus Power Girl? She loses that, every time.

Spider Man DESTROYS the Flash. Those damn webs versus a speedster, and spidy just keeps putting on more and more and more layers, while he's also punching his kidneys loose. Sticky force versus speed force.

That leaves who....Thor versus Aquaman? Yeah, that's brief, and no, Thor does not lose that. Ever.

Then, three or four Marvels take out Wonder Woman. Spidey has the easiest time with her, by the way, those damn webs, and she has no way of getting out of them....

DC guys. Thinking this is one-sided. Heh.
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>>79006160
>Cap tanks Wonder Woman essentially forever. He can't hurt her, but she can't hurt the shield, either.
dude wondy is ftl

> his power beams can be yellow

Gl's aren't weak to yellow. This needs to die.

> Spider Man DESTROYS the Flash

What in g..

Oh you're just baiting. Im annoyed it took me this long to realize.
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>>79006160
Have a (You), kid.
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>>79006160
>Cap tanks Wonder Woman essentially forever. He can't hurt her, but she can't hurt the shield, either.

Are you really this retarded mate? Whats stopping Wonder Woman from casually walking over to Cap, placing her hand on the shield and ripping Caps fucking arm off while he's still holding the thing? Nothing, that's what?
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>>79006204
because, as we all know, WW would be too distracted by Cap's neck to think of doing anything else.
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>>79006160

This is most biased thing I've ever seen. I love it
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>>79006211

True and as we all know Wonder Woman would get rid of anything that stops her from hearing that sweat crack of a neck
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>>79006160
Supes goes toe to toe with parasite on the regular. Who is nearly identical in powerset to Rogue.

MM goes intangible before Wolverine can shank him.

Cap could tank WW for awhile, but not forever.

Batman and BW would fight for awhile, with no clear-cut victor unless something else intervenes.

Iron Man, unless he has advance knowledge of GL's yellow-weakness, will hit him with his regular shit, and Hal will beat on him awhile with giant fists.

Hulk would probly win against powergirl, but she can always throw him into space.

Depending on which universe the fight actually takes plac ein, Flash does or does not have access to the speedforce. Even without it, he's still very fast, and spiderman would have to be very quick to actually hit him. With the speedforce, Spiderman would lose.
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>>79006256
>GL's yellow-weakness

he doesn't have a yellow weakness. Hasn't for decades.
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>>79006269
i don't read much GL, I apologize.
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>>79006256
Even at Buried Alien tier speeds, Flash really shouldn't have a problem beating Spider-man at all.
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>>79004810
We do have an in character power ranking from Supes, and by his count MM is number one. Not outclassing Supes but he really doesn't fancy his chances one on one.
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>Rogue steals Superman's memory and whispers in his ear" Lose the fight or I reveal the secret identity of all you masked faggets to the world"

The fights over. Tell me this wouldn't work
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>>79006256
>Cap could tank WW for awhile, but not forever.

WW can fight Superman. Cap couldn't tank her for 5 seconds.
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Does Hulk even fight FOR marvel? Doesn't he just sperg out and start trying to kill everyone,like Hulk's bound to do in an Avenger-filled room?
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>>79006364
>flash is in the room
>martian manhunter is there
>muh rogue

Fuck off, her mind is gone and she's been dumped somewhere in Australia before she takes a step.
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>>79006424
Depends on the comic. Sometimes he's an unreasonable force of nature that just rampages until he calms down, others he's somewhat lucid and can reason and communicate to an extent. And further still in some comics he actually becomes somewhat intelligent and much less savage. In some instances the line between Banner and Hulk gets blurred pretty heavily.
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>>79006424
when he's with jessica drew he's completely under her control and safe
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>>79006256
>Batman and BW would fight for awhile, with no clear-cut victor unless something else intervenes.

>Iron Man, unless he has advance knowledge of GL's yellow-weakness

>Cap could tank WW for awhile, but not forever.

Kek

You are a fucking retard.
>>79002957
In that picture, on the DC side, only BATMAN moves slower than the speed of sound.

MM, WW, GL, Flash, PW, and Superman are all faster than Quicksilver. And quicksilver is faster than everyone on the Marvel side.

And he literally can connect himself and the rest of the team thanks to MM and react at the speed of tought.


Anyone thinking that the Marvel side has a chance is either an idiot or a retarded rougefag.
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>>79006582
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>>79006676
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>>79006676
>>79006686
man, sun god was so cool. wish he didn't stay behind
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The barman, when he tells everyone to fuck off and bans them from life for putting down drinks on the pool table.

You just don't do that shit.
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>>79006717
He was too pure.
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>>79005991
>Kismet
>made up for a crossover
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>>79005322
Yes, DC can be a bit inconsistent with power-levels, but the characters themselves in Marvel are horribly inconsistent. I was recently reading Walter Simonson's Thor and Ms Marvel. Loki goes from an evil scheming villain to lol pwned im a good guy now because im a popular character. At least when DC wants to shake up a character most of the time they do it in an elseworlds.
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>>79003818
>my nigga
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>>79004351
can someone please tell me what in the holy fuck is happening here.
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>>79007228
read final crisis, its worth it.

Short recap of it: Darkseid is dead. His soul killed by superman singing. This causes the end of the mutliverse. All that's left at the end of all universes is Superman, a tiny landmass and the miracle machine. Built by superman, based on green lantern rings and refined by the heroes of the future, it can rewrite reality to such an extent that it can revive the many universes of the DC multiverse.

Before he can activate and power it with his own sun energy, The Enemy turns up. Arguably, DC's number one bad guy.

Mandrakk the Dark Monitor.

Superman knowing that this was coming, had earlier tasked captain marvel with gathering all of the supermen of the multiverse to help fight mandrakk. He turns up, this signals the call for help to the Monitors who send Nix Uotan, judge of all evil.

Uotan calls down God's army from heaven, allows the green lanterns access from across space-time, doing the same with both the Super Young Team and the Zoo Crew.

This assemblage fights off the Dark Monitor, and Superman wishes for everyone to have a happy ending to their stories, in a Darkseid-less multiverse.

Do yourself a favour and read final crisis and the superman beyond tie in. It's an amazing book and works well if you read it before reading multiversity, which links back a lot.
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>>79005608
>It literally cannot fight Thor because Thor is a good guy.
>Also Rune Thor, He's basically on par with Superman Thought Robot in terms of Rewriting reality.

No he is not, HOTU thanos is under TR. fuck you guys are dumb. STR is outside "reality", Beyond multiversal level.
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>>79007376
Don't even bother trying dude, that one Thor fag in this thread is going into insane damage control mode.
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>>79002957
DC characters are overpowered and thus less interesting, but Marvel would win.
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>>79007393
>DC characters are overpowered and thus less interesting, but Marvel would win.
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>>79007383
But i don't get it, Rune thor was always universal tier, how can anyone believe he is the same as a beyond multiversal being? I like thor more than superman but i seriously don't understand what is wrong with thorfags and hulkfags
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>>79007407
This thread in a nutshell.
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>>79007408
You might like them, but they like them just a bit too much.

They're approaching dbz fanboy levels.
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>>79002957
>legitimately asking this stupid question when marvel has black widow
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>>79004210
mfw the buttons on the space captains shirt are straight outta starwars
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>>79002957
whoever decides to buy the bar first and sue for damages.

Since it's a bar tony would probably do it first.
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>>79007408
>>79007383
>>79007393
It's because dc heroes are generally stronger that marvel fags feel to over compensate and bring up every last piece of bullshit.
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Where's Deadpool?

After everything is said and done, Superman, Thor, and Hulk are likely only going to be the last ones standing, possibly Rogue if she copies Superman. Including Deadpool. This is a pub after all, he's gotta be in the toilet or something.

He'll walk in eating a snack and see Cap flying overhead, and either he'll jump in like a madman, or he'll quietly close the door and wait it out with the bars owner who's just as surprised as Wade is, all he was doing was grabbing another few bottles of bubbly and then this happened.
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>>79004210

>if the avengers had hope everything could had been stopped.
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