"Only NEETs lurking now" Edition
Previous thread >>78917861
>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
>Also please don't create a new general until we hit Page 10.
1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/user/wuskydingo/uploads/
>Log Date 7 15 2 download link
https://mega.nz/#!Op93QC6D!9P4s9JZuLB1GBHQnlgfs8S0DtZy6v1LR5T9VrtrVSs0
>It Could've Been Great
https://mega.nz/#!CskDxIxB!C3J8NvJe3Bl0zw0I69CQ5ajZfK2yRLEu5a5fhs2Tbcg
>Steven's Birthday
https://mega.nz/#!L5t2nSZS!-t71d03z7qNWaoZglC25GbYutclJHqNrZ-K1P2IuuKw
>The Answer
https://mega.nz/#!OkFUFQwS!J9Bmi8Q3tttnzP457Mt5Ol49LL7-d34-Fw_XlFxFfWU
>Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8
>Extended Intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOAwHG95mlk
We're back, baby!
First for best Poil
Reminder that the pink one without connections is Garnet and not Steven, you autists
Nth for Lapidot
>>78921979
nice first, pearl.
>>78921936
>Smarch
>not Septober
NEETS AND Europeans.
>>78921979
That's not crysong poil
>>78921988
i hope so anon
Love you /sug/
I have to contend with 3 feet of snow. So I hope all of you have a better day then me
>>78922001
Reminder that Peridot hates that ship and that she prefers Pierre/Percy.
>>78922001
You've got to fucking kidding me with that shit.
![blue_diamond_pearl_by_chibiwendy-d9mtvra[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2mIe1Vf.png "blue_diamond_pearl_by_chibiwendy-d9mtvra[1].png")
>yellow Diamond pearl was yellow
>Blue diamond pearl was blue
>Pearl is white
>Pearl belonged to white diamond before being taken in by Rose
One moment guys I need to process this.
>>78921943
It's possible for Steven to turn human bodies into light when he's fusing with them because he's a hybrid, so why shouldn't he be able to turn Gem bodies into light when he's fusing with them? Because he's a hybrid?
>>78921988
Execpt garnet has fused with other gems
>>78921936
I want to cuddle Perineet.
>>78922042
Peridot is the worst kind of shipper, she only ships people based on how effective they are at working together.
>>78922037
think about sleeping in those 3 feet
>>78922017
NEETs, Europeans and Australians
>>78922037
Good luck anon.
I almost crashed on my way to work this morning.
But what if his...
Does anyone have the Peridot MADGEM picture?
>>78922097IT WONT.
Why does Peridots body change every scene?
Sometimes shes tall and has floating fingers
Sometimes shes a midget and amy thick
>>78922075
>Not respecting Peridot's wishes of being in a relationship with a big quartz instead of a water psycho
Not cool, anon.
>>78922055
Different physiology between bodies human and gem bodies. Steven is considered a hybrid because he has Rose Quartz gem, but the actual body of Steven is very much human.
>>78922075
Makes sense with her character, I don't think she really understands romance yet.But my waifu is a quick learner
>>78922085
NEETs, Europeans, Australians and Britfags
>>78922117
>Sometimes shes tall and has floating fingers
>Sometimes shes a midget and amy thick
Are you watching the episodes in random order anon
>>78922001
all female to female ships are disgusting bruh
>>78922130
and Steven!
>>78922130
>implying Britfags are not European
>>78922001
Shit, that's actually pretty clever, they even have the respective diamonds.
>>78922136
Of course
Im not really crazy about the show but a few choice episodes are really good.Any episode where all they do is cry to make it seem deep are complete ass.
~Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Look like the boy too shy
He ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad
Ain't it a shame, too bad
You're gonna miss the girl
suffer
>>78922167
Geographically yes, but Brits kind of have their own thing going on
>>78922150
If you waifu one and then they hook up with a girl, you now have a waifu and your waifu's waifu!
You win anon!
>>78922162
>mfw
>>78922001
>>78922042
If we take Paulette's scarf to mark her as Lapis, then it foreshadows a deeper relationship between Jasper and Peridot going forward (since we have to assume that Jasper represents the one party not in that image).
From the transcript:
> ...using his strategy to save her. Not to mention Percy is adept at aquatic sports. He would have won the canoe race if he weren't so busy drooling over Paulette, and the other part where Percy goes to the bottom of the lake to get Paulette's friendship bracelet proved that he has the largest lung capacity of anyone in the entire camp! And Pierre is a force to be reckoned with on land, when he ??? dunked ??? in the creek, it ruled!
Going by that, it suggests that either Lapis or Jasper will at some point try to retrieve or do something for Lapis that requires their diving into water or danger (which could potentially have something to do withthe gift Peridot is giving Lapis in the leak).
So my read on it is: Peridot tries to make amends with Lapis for how she treated her and is so focused on this goal that she neglects to notice Jasper or how the whole ordeal has effected her. Over time it starts to become more evident that Jasper and Peridot are the more effective duo, and they develop a functional relationship with one another (however you want to define it; platonic, romantic, don't care. Irrelevant to what I'm getting at).
>>78922130
>Brits
>not Eurpoean
>>78922176
le epik trole xD
>>78922170
Needs to be 75% smaller
Eye muscles don't match the smile/face muscles
4/10
Poor choice
>>78922170
>wake_me_up_(can't_wake_up).png
Where do you guys think Lapis is gonna go? She probably hates the Crystal Gems and Homeworld by now.
Also do you think the Gems are mortified when they go into a jewelry store?
>>78922178
~Sha la la la la la
Don't be scared
You've got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl~
~Sha la la la la la
Don't stop now
Don't try to hide it how, you wanna
Kiss the girl (woah-woah!)~
>>78922196
They really don't.
They're as different from the other European countries as those are to each other. They just have an exceptionalism complex going on.
Can /co/ post some adorable Garnet/Ruby/Sapphire my folder is in dangerously low supply
>>78922216
she's goin to mexico, bitches!
>>78922200
Are you having a stroke?
Whatever why does Peridot change so often?
>>78922037
Think about the people who never get to see the beauty of snow.
>>78922017
>tfw American
>tfw not a NEET
>tfw seasonal employment
>tfw uni student
>tfw still on break
>>78922193
I really like your take on it. I wish the lapidotfags would shut up about their ship being canon because of CPH, though.
>>78922124
Going by the guide, it says that Steven's physical form is one half of him, and his Gem is his entire other half, and we've seen Steven using his Gem powers to change his body (he almost became a ball of living cat faces for fuck's sake) so it's possible that a Gem could still fuse with him. But in the end, we don't know and it's all just speculation, and we won't find out until they either address it in the show, or someone who works on the show says he can/can't.
Acting on your best behavior
Turn your back on mother nature
Everybody wants to rule the world
>>78922226
>>78922216
She will stay with the Crystal Gems and then we have an all female power rangers team.
>>78922037
why do you post this on every thread
>>78922017
Latin America here.
>>78922186
it doesn't work like that you little shit, here's a present for ya
>>78922193
Zuke says there's still more to the rewind segment than we've found.
WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE
>>78922226
>someone saved my drawing
t-thanks anon.
>>78922193
Alternatively, the fact that she says Percy is adept at water sports could mean that Percy is meant to represent Lapis, which changes the whole thing. So it's a matter of whether you want to believe:
>Percy is good at water sports, therefore he represents Lapis
>Paulette is wearing a scarf with drops on it, therefore she represents Lapis.
>>78922269
The fuck is wrong with her right leg?
>>78922193
I like it. Though I'm not clear on what Jasper does immediately after unfusing. Judging by Chille Tid, she seems more pissed than traumatised or anything, though we don't know how much time's passed. I'm guessing it'll be a quick fight and her gem'll be stored for the future
>>78922228
She doesn't change often, the show has a chronological order and a continuity and at a certain point she loses her "limb enhancers" and has to make due with her stubby regular limbs.
>>78922216
>not believing in Steven
He'll save them all
>>78922001
Fav ship
>>78922170
>>78922273
LapisxLapis
>>78922265
>doesn't work that way
Says you.
Nothing wrong with it.
Also thanks I'm missing that pic for my sug folder
>>78922193
This seems the most reasonable take, if we are to believe that Jasper will be as involved as immediately as Lapis. Of which I have my doubts.
>>78922226
All I've got buddy
>those thighs though
DUDE DRAWINGS OF UNDERAGE CHARACTERS HAVING SEX LMAO
>>78922265
>mfw
>>78922240
I wonder if he fused with Pearl that they would form Rainbow Quartz and that'd freak Pearl out or something. I wonder if that'd put her back into contact with the actual Rose Quartz while fused and this causes some fusion drama/
>I will fight for the place where I'm free! To live together and exists as me
>I will fight in the name of Rose Quartz! and everything that she believed in
>I will fight for the world I was made in! The Earth is everything I've ever known
>I will fight to be everything everybody wants me to be when I'm grown
>Peridot: __________________________ ?
>>78922270
Make that 2, I just saved it too
Nice work anon
>>78922320
>>78922037
Fuck off
Nothing ever lasts forever
>>78922220
I want tween Steven so fucking bad right now. They better have Steven permanently age up a little not long into Season 3.
>>78922331
This makes no sense.
>>78922318
>sapphire in a skin tight suit
unf
>>78922328
>I will fight to utilize earth's many resources
for real guys, wtf was she talking about?
>>78922313
>Nothing wrong with it
Being a lesbo is wrong
>>78922235
Blue eyes soon.
>>78922328*incomprehensible sobbing*
>>78922226
>>78922240
To be honest, it's not like gems can't manipulate bodies that are not the ones they created themselves (as seen in Together Breakfast, Frybo, and Horror Club). But yes, it's kind of hard to tell at the point where the show is now, so we'll just have to wait.
>>78922232
SE Michigan here. The snow is nice looking and the danger of driving in it is overblown but fuck the cold. Can't wait to move to Texas.
>>78922320
In the plane of existence nothing really matters. You can choose to fap 20 times day, you can try to make a hot tv show or save the world, in the end it means nothing in the grand scheme of things.
>>78922150
Get used to it faggot lots of women watch this because of the lesbian shipping
>>78922331
>pic related
>>78922226
>>78922328
I told my boss to go fuck herself
>>78922328
I will fight and my knowledge will grow
There is so much on earth I want to know
>>78922366
You're watching the wrong show then m8
Post some Peridot, I need to expand my folder
>>78922403
>>78922366
I like girls. That is not wrong my friend.
You know what's wrong? Liking robots, cold heartless machines. It's wrong'
>>78922328
>I'll fight because I called my boss a cunt
How the fuck do you mistype a captcha that doesn't require typing.
>>78922377
That would be kinda funny actually
>>78922362
That was only the reason she said to YD and herself to suggest herself that she is still loyal. However she already wanted to live a free live on earth and sing songs and whatnot
>>78922422
I like girls. That is not wrong my friend.
You know what's wrong? Liking rocks, cold heartless rocks. It's wrong'
>>78922328
>I will fight for my very survival, or the cluster will just kill us all!
>>78922433
Honestly the only people I really, honest to god hate are lesbians. I don't even know why.
>>78922226
I like babby garnet
>>78922323
She'd probably freak out a little at the start, then realise that it's not bad, just very different. Then she'd start feeling hunger and other human needs.
There's not nearly enough of Yellow Diamond doing cute stuff with her Pearl.
>>78922403
>>78922422
Still a personal favourite
>>78922328
>I will fight because I have literally nothing else to do, I kinda burned all my bridges at my last job
>>78922387
Northern NH reporting in.
literally 0 degrees Fahrenheit, expecting 10 inches of soaking wet snow and ice this afternoon/tonight
Can't fucking wait until the good fluffy snow comes through in February.
>tfw ski bum
>tfw El Nino has completely fucked this season
>>78922468
Two less girls who won't love you?
>>78922409
I like this one.
>>78922433
>I like girls. That is not wrong my friend.
so you're a girl?show tits
>>78922414
just the fans
>>78922393
> lots of women
people who watch this show are pic related
>>78922468
We're all lesbians anon...
You should learn to get pass that.
I don't understand this deepest lore thing with Peridot watching an episode of a show repeatedly and extrapolating that episode as the extent of the characters
>>78922480
He doesn't pee outside of his own free will, the Gems force him to.
>>78922468
>He hates lesbians
Why the fuck do you watch SU then?
>>78922331
>>78922395
Moar
>>78922409
Not bad
>>78922457
Actually rocks do have a core or a heart and many are warm.
>>78922433
>Liking robots
Fuck you
>>78922433
You got a problem with robots, nigga? I will fight you in the street.
>>78922226
best mom
>>78922504
>what is tumblr?
>>78922535
Actually robots do have a core or a heart and many are warm.
>>78922508
Because that's what they were making a parody of. We played right into Zuke's hands.
>>78922409
I actually like this one. It could fit well in the show and I hope she whips out the tape recorder for it.Maybe the Gems will fix her limb enhancers for her.
>>78922480
>>78922521
>Why the fuck do you watch SU then?
It's not about lesbians you lesbo
>>78922504
I'm Stephen
http://youtu.be/qCTbFN0EsDM
>>78922508
It's everyone obsession with foreshadowing. Because everything present in every episode has some kind of minimal but important connection on the plot development. They want to be right for once, even if no one but themselves will ultimately appreciate what they did.
>>78922477
>Perarl
>>78922468
Maybe you just need to work out the reason why and do some soul searching so you don't needlessly hate a group of people?
Would you?
>>78921936
use the goddamn folder link in /trashsug/'s OP paste fucking hell
it has all the episodes, comics, books and shorts
>>78922566
>>78922328
If Peridot gets a 4 bars like the other gems do, it would be an uneven sounding 20 bar phrase.
>>78922577
He will never finish Starbarians 3, will he?
>>78922566
Ya, just cos a show has characters with certain traits doesn't make the show about those traits.
SU is a show about love, doesn't matter what kind, who it's between, or any of that shit. Now if you hate love and don't value kindness, maybe this isn't the show for you
>>78922317
Something I've been thinking about recently is the possibility that Jasper will be too traumatized by the fact that she was overpowered by someone she considered "weak." Maybe an aversion to water (which would really deepen the meaning of diving into something for someone else's sake) or outright avoiding Lapis.
With the tone of the show I don't expect them to go deep and dark with PTSD, but I think that would be a reasonable reaction for her to have to the Malachite fusion.
>>78922584
Not if it wasn't done as filler or with a different qeirwe rhN RHW Min show.
Why is this the most popular show on /co/
>>78922422
>>78922630
It's a good show?
>>78922521
Not everybody has to be lesbian to enjoy this cartoon.
It's not even related.
>>78921988
So are the squiggly lines antagonism, then?
>>78922562
>Maybe the Gems will fix her limb enhancers for her.
Hopefully. Or they may be her gem weapon. Either way, I hope they come back. I miss when she looked like a Robot Master.
>>78922630
It's good and every other cartoon is garbage
>>78922642
>>78922630
Bobby's World.
>>78922617
finally someone who gets it
>>78922630
but this isn't /mlpg/
>>78922226
Here's some cute
>>78922622
But anon, SU has no filler episodes...
Also pic related.
>>78922630
it fills a void in the lives of people who are desperate for meaningful relationships and a sense of soft-heartedness that is difficult to find in many shows and in real life
>>78922640
>>78922600
>using anything from /trash/
>>78922559
Robots don't have cores or a heart. They are not warm
>>78922537
>>78922541
Cuz they're creepy and dumb looking. Fucking robots will be illegal.
>>78922662
I'm glad they removed it and humanize her.
>>78922689
what about sadie's song?
>>78922358
It doesn't have to make sense, it's cute.
>>78922617
>Now if you hate love and don't value kindness, maybe this isn't the show for you
I've been watching My Little Pony all along and I never realised it
>>78922625
>every thread until you like it
hopal for more opal
>>78922707
you're a fucking idiot
>>78922728
or how about something more up to date
>>78922546
this guy gets it
>>78922048
>Diamonds have their pearls made in their image because they're vain sods
>Pearls are not exclusive to Diamonds, there are hundreds of them
>Rose was a high-ranking gem with her own Pearl
>Pearl has pink hair and pink-peachy skin, so her color scheme fits Rose nicely
>she was made-to-order for Rose Quartz, a high-ranking gem under Pink Diamond
there, I processed it for you
>>78922708
>humanize a being that is not human
>thinking robots are creepy and dumb looking
Right, I'm being trolled. It's really my own fault falling for it.
anybody got that "murdercock in the wild" pic with the filename/caption?
>>78922708
>Robots don't have cores or a heart. They are not warm
LOL WHAT
What do you call a multi-core processor?
Computers can run very hot. Much hotter than a rock.
>>78922710
Filler with no lore. We did see Steven make a spectacle of himself but faggots took it wrong way.
Shows how they shame old people since UG pretty much did the same thing and they got pissed off.
>>78922768
>>78922599
Anon, you're doing me a frighten.
>>78922328
I'm a Crystal gem for fun
>>78922771
Your computer is not a robot.
>>78922185
Everyone in Europe has their own thing going on anon. It's only that the Brits have delusions about being somehow more speshul and separate
![[tips fedora].png](https://i.imgur.com/RBfvI49.png "[tips fedora].png")
>>78922737
and you're the same retard who keeps shilling his mega in every fucking thread. fuck off
>>78922768
DELET THIS
>>78922793
No my computer isn't a robot but my robot has a computer in it.
>>78922768
Pretty hot
What about their poops?
>>78922771
Seriously, where did the idea of robots being cold come from? My computer's cooling fan goes apeshit at the slightest effort for anything.
>>78922226
>>78922768
Are you this guy?
Based Umeguru
>>78922820
I'm not into scat. only farts.
>>78922609
>I will fight for the world I used to know! The coldness of the homeland freezes my fjord!
>I will fight out of survival. No longer can serve my lord.
>Skree! Larg-skarg! Ahh Lag charg!
>>78922619
If Jasper comes out of all this WITHOUT a fear of water I'll be amazed.
And in all honesty, I would have thought the same about PTSD but then there was Keeping It Together which was pretty goddamn dark. So I wouldn't put it past the crew to go a little deeper into the whole topic than we think. Maybe we'd see Jasper having visual or audio hallucinations/dream sequences, where Steven has to go in and help her through, like how he last saw Lapis and Jasper in Malachite
>>78922714
kek
>>78922765
I can't explain why robots are dumb. Idk why people like it. It's kinda creepy.
>>78922226
i got you covered.
>>78922689
The episode Amy was crying and Onion had to play with Steven was filler
The episode where Amy and Pearl wanted to fuse with Garnet because she's so much stronger than thembtw this episode is retarded. Why not have Amy and Pearl fuse and just be stronger than Garnet. Garnet is only slightly stronger than a normal none fused gem and AMY and Pearl and stronger than garnets parts.
>>78922801
I didn't make the mega you huge fucking faggot
By your logic every op is a shill
Fucking idiot kill yourself
>>78922768
Kek'd heartily. Your autism is a magnificent thing.
>>78922824
Why are the midgets so cute?
>>78922837
>>78921936
>neet peridot
"I don't know what you expected, Morty, but I'm guessing it wasn't me turning green and being a woman"
>>78922821
That guy said rocks are hotter than robots.
>>78922840
>Keeping It Together which was pretty goddamn dark
shut the fuck up
I bet you're the kind of faggot who thinks shed 17 was scary and Homer's Enemy was a dark episode
>>78922844
>I cant explain it
Well that must mean it's true then!
>>78918554
>Amethyst and Steven in bed watching Crying Breakfast Friends
Request from the last thread.
>>78922847
mah nigga
I just wanna go home.
>>78922870
It had a man kill himself by electrocution because he realized that Homer had plot armor and thought he became Homer with enough delusion.
>>78922863
the heck are you quoting
probably something unfunny
>>78922870
Looking at the rest of the show in comparison? It was dark. Was it dark compared to most other media? No. Jesus Christ dude no need to be a cunt about it.
>>78922876
Iron giant was terrible.
>>78922850
>>78922840
I can definitely see that. Looking forward to finding out. I think it'll be fun to go back and see how CPH and the characters matched up, hopefully we got at least some of it right.
>>78922768
>>78922877
Thanks to you I've got to create a AmethystxSteven folder now.
>>78922877
are you sourscreen?
>>78922877
Rainbow Quartz giving Gregg a lap dancebonus points for internal arguing
request from a thread a while back but I don't have the link
>>78922599
Yes
>>78922912
you're literally asking the obvious
>>78922904
>I think Iron giant was terrible.
that's reasonable
>>78922908
I haven't ranked Peridot's farts because in my headcannon she hasn't learned how to fart yet.
>>78922768
>sounds like a chainsaw starting up
>>78922844
>not finding the idea of artificial life beautiful
>that a person can be made out of raw materials and an applied knowledge of the universe's internal rules
Where's your sense of wonder and appreciation of SCIENCE!!!? Get out, you're a depressingly boring fuck.
Here, have a "creepy" ball shaped robot designed to fix things.
>>78922929
you're literally being a faggot and should probably kill yourself
>>78922904
I bet you have a wonderful explaination for that one as well!
>My baseless, insightless opinions reflect objective truths of reality
My my, some auto-epistemic autism we got here.
>>78922951
don't get your panties in a bunch
>>78922946
>that a person can be made out of raw materials and an applied knowledge of the universe's internal rules
The fun thing is that this also applies to human life too. The universe is a cool place man.
>>78922768
Why?
Hmm.
>>78922970
that the new phrase you learned in school today?
that's wonderful
>>78922630
Because MLP got its own board.
>>78922887Homeworld is stupid
>>78922226
>>78922946
I hope the gem kill robots
>>78922980
But the gems have built in weapons. They can't really be disarmed.
>>78922887
You should've made one with Superjail
>>78922983
it sure is
>>78921979
You're a smug one, Yellow Pearl
You really are a leech.
You kiss up to Yellow Diamond,
From her backside to her feet.
Yellow Pearl!
You're a pet canary,
With a glorified beak!
Anyone for some feels? Post-bomb comics much appreciated
>>78923024
what were you expecting to get with this post?
>>78923048
Haha, nice.
>>78922761
Pearl's skin is whitish-blue though.
>People literally starting shit for no reason when they could have just used their words to help each other and had a conversation
Your gem waifus would dump you losers in a heart beat if they saw this shit.
>>78923017
Sorry, did I trigger you, anon?
>>78923057
What I have been getting the entire time.satisfaction
>>78922001
Why the fuck does the alternate universe of this show never get an explanation? We got an exposition on Gem mechanics and fusion, but that shit's been obvious for a while now. But there's so much shit going on in the background that's never discussed.
Why would anyone go to Kansas to make it in the movies? Why is Florida an island? Why is the Canadian flag fucking Green? Are Portuguese people white in this universe? And lastly, despite all of this, why is there still a GameCube in this universe unaltered by all this divergence in the timeline.
I need answers goddamn! This world's history is way more interesting than fucking space lesbians.
>>78923048
I love it
>>78923005
>Turns out YD's reaction to the report on organic life wasn't disgust, but fear
>>78923072
is yellow
>>78923021
Yeah that's true, maybe the projections can be varied depending on the situation?
I mean they're basically holograms.
