ARE YOU FAGGOTS SEEING THIS MASTERPIECE OPENING DAY?
Not if you keep spamming it.
>>78843883
>The company is called Norm Holdings
>Implying that it was formed for this movie alone
I smell a money laundering scheme.
>>78843929
This pays for your Steven Universe, shut your whore mouth.
ROB SCHNEIDER IS
>>78843883
To me this doesn't look like a movie. This is more like a cheap bootleg movie that you could buy from a flea market. The 3D looks awful, and it doesn't even look enjoyable to watch.
>>78843970
Adam Sandler and his washed up SNL buddies do this
>>78843883
>D-list celebrity voices
>mid-00s animation
>meme animals
This is to Ice Age
what The Nut Job is to Over the Hedge
Animation reminds me of the Open Season
I feel bad for every film critic who's going to have to sit through this.
But at the same time I can't wait to read their reviews and laugh at their pain.
>>78844348
>Filename
kek
>>78843883
HELL YEAH I AM!
>>78844158
A CARROT
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>>78844484
Post more norm memes
>>78843883
>stock roar sound effect
>"We gotta copyright that roar and make it a ringtone!"
I laughed but for the wrong reasons
>>78844213
Rob Schneider is the only Happy Madison connected actor is this.
What did I say? What did I tell you to do? GOOD GRAPHICS! I come to work and I have to look at this mess! They expect me to animate an entire movie film for theaters with these graphics!
/notng/ when?
>>78844608
Is this our first meme?
>>78844554
Whipping up a new one.
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>>78844657
I can... I can make good graphics
>>78844714
I already lost.
>>78844657
100/10 post.
>>78844696
we can make it our first
>>78843883
>tfw Norm of the North beats The Force Awakens at the box office next weekend
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>>78844774
THIS SUMMER...ROB SCHNEIDER WILL NEED TO LEARN...HOW TO BREAK THE ICE!
>>78843883
>2013 - Escape from Planet Earth
>2014 - The Nut Job
>2015 - Strange Magic
It's a United States tradition to open the year in animation with a shitty movie.
>>78844865
At least 2014 had Lego Movie.
>>78844865
As an amerifag, can confirm.
>>78844922
I think that was February.
>>78844830
THIS SPRING ROB SCHNEIDER GETS THE COLD SHOULDER
I have a few
fresh off the meme press
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>>78845110
keep em comin
I watched the trailer for this this morning on IMDB and holy fuck man
people approved of this abomination
people spent money on making it
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>>78845507
people will spend money to watch it
>>78844269
>/co/ has NOTN, Kung-Fu Panda 3, Zootopia, Ratchet and Clank, Secret Lives of Pets, Spark, and Nut Job 2.
>/v/ has Star Fox Zero.
>Even /m/ has a new sentai where all of them are furries except the red one.
So did the furfags place a curse on us for that one guy throwing tear gas at a convention or something?
>>78846397
Maybe this will be better
>>78846388
>>/v/ has Star Fox Zero.
Isn't the rerelease of R&C also coming out this year? And there's likely going to be a new Sonic game and Pokemon game considering both have major anniversaries this year
>>78844865
Strange Magic wasn't actually that bad besides the fact it was more of a musical and relied a lot on GRRRL power.
>>78845386
>Grant us eyes!
>GRANT US EYES!
>>78844175
Well it was meant to be a direct to DVD movie, just like that Return to Oz movie last year. Dunno why Hollywood peeps automatically decide to try and put shit like this on the big screens instead.
>>78844865
Replace Strange Magic with Oz: Dorothy's Return.
>>78843883
The tagline is stupid
>>78846681
Wasn't Oz purposely made shitty in a Springtime For Hitler thing?
>>78845110
Needs more speed weed and dick wolf
>>78846852
No idea.
>>78843970
Can we not do the money laundering scheme meme? I'm still having flashbacks from the "Day With Spongebob" affair
I watch these threads purely for the meme pics
>>78846186
i can't stop loving this one
>>78854208
There is no further reason to
>>78846852
Not quite that, but there was some shady stuff behind its funding: http://www.cartoonbrew.com/business/legends-of-oz-investors-who-each-paid-100000-believe-hollywood-conspiracy-destroyed-film-99641.html
Sorry 'bout the Cartoon Brew in advance.
>>78845009
BUT SOON HE FINDS OUT BEING AN ICE BEAR ISNT SO EASY DERP DE DERP
>>78854368
>Cartoon Brew in
>Cartoon Bruin
subliminal shilling
Has Rob Schneider EVER starred in a good movie?
>>78854662
poor little half-filipino half-jew boy
>>78844865
IT'S FUCK-YOU JANUARY
>>78843970
>>Implying that it was formed for this movie alone
Try to learn why and how corporations are formed before redpilling the internet, underage
>>78844608
I've seen this gif probably a hundred times, and yet I have no idea what show it came from.
>>78844657
Fucking A+ reference, surprised someone else besides me remembers Videlectrix.
>>78854662
home alone 2
>>78849494
Excellent.
>>78855331
He said a good movie.
>>78843883
>the city that never sleeps
>getting a wake-up call
b..but they weren't sleeping to begin with..
>>78852407
We must find out the mystery behind Norm of the North now.
I'm the writer, director, producer, editor and caterer of this film. AMA!
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>>78855184
Now that we have plenty of norm memes, now we just need r34!
>>78860000
Where did it all go wrong?
>Be at local comic convention
>This movie somehow manages to get advertised out the ass
>>78860359
Wait, really?
This looks like if Happy Feet had a shitty budget and outdated culture pumped up it's asshole.
>>78846636
On the contrary. Those were the only two remotely nice elements in a cliché, boring plot, forced relationships and black rapist elf.
>>78860124
I'm very hopeful that Norm will surprise you. Maybe turn off your brain for two hours and just enjoy the ride.
Mr. Schneider was allowed to adlib some of his lines, and it definitely shows! He's a tremendous comedian, if you're familiar with the late great Mr. Robin Williams, he turned in a fantastic performance and I think you'll see some of that sort of energy in Norm of the North as well ; )
>>78860000
What is this film actually about, quad-producer?
How did they manage to make the Madagascar assets look so cheap?
>>78843970
More like Norm LEAVINGS
>>78860518
Because there was no actual effort put into the movie.
It's like a satellite for one big cashgrab. They apparently funded two sequels for this movie to DVD, so we may be seeing this for a while.
It's the same studio that brought us Alpha and Omega, so they're professionals at selling out and using cheap assets to save money when the movieshopefullybomb.
>>78860421
It didn't already?
>>78860468
The trailer does a very good job of summarizing the general direction of the film. Maybe you should watch it again and pay more attention. Marketing is a very crucial part of the modern filmmaking process, and the boys in the department spent a significant period of time under my supervision, as well as working closely with focus groups to ensure that the trailer is as clear and focused as possible.
I suppose nothing is idiot proof though ;)
>>78860600
This project has been in the pipeline since 2009.
>>78860647
I don't remember it too well, actually.
How bad was it?
>>78844657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHEykC2o2vU
>>78860704
Huh.
>>78860654
No.
It's yet another experiment, whether the consumer will gobble up a shit of even lesser quality.
Also this shit serves as the thermometer of the average IQ.
>Wikipedia Page
>Produced by Splash Entertainment and Assemblage Entertainment
>Splash Entertainment
>The geniuses behind Butt-Ugly Martians
>Assemblage Entertainment
>Indian
>From Assemblage Entertainment's Wikipedia page
>AK Madhavan ( a.k.a MadMax in the industry),[2] a pioneer of the Indian animation industry,[3] decided to awaken his inner entrepreneur at the age of 55 and co-founded Assemblage along with Upen Desai. Prior to this he spent 14 years at Crest Animation Studios where, under his leadership,the company won several awards both in India and globally (such as a BAFTA and a Star Guild Awards (previously known as the Apsara Film & Television Producers Guild Award)).
>>78860795
I mean, if the minions can surpass the Lion King in box office gross totals, who's to say a movie that had even less effort put into it can't not bomb?
>>78860874
Has anyone ever looked into those two studios?
Like what /v/ did with Girlgames?
>>78860795
Lol, you're welcome to believe what you want to believe. I've seen first hand the passion going into this film, not only on my part but for the entire staff. Norm of the North has the pedigree behind it to ensure it will stand amongst the greats of this generation of CGI filmmaking, alongside Shrek and Madagascar. You're certainly welcome to make baseless assumptions before the film is even released but rest assured we do not need your ticket to thrive at the box office.
What is with shitty animated films almost always being released in January?
>>78861018
January is the time of the year for bad movies in general, just like how Summer is usually the time for block busters
>>78861071
That's odd.
Summertime is the perfect time to gross some big bucks, since loads of younger kids and teenagers are off on break and can spend money or beg their parents to go see movies, but January's like a death sentence for a movie.
>>78861132
Your shitty movies won't be competing with the summer blockbusters.
It's the same reason season premieres and new shows are delayed to avoid sharing the date with say...Game of Thrones season premieres. They want zero competition, not "have some competition and it'll probably work out."
>>78861018
Movies that want to contend for oscars tend to be released from thanksgiving to early January. So in that time we see a lot of big movies (regardless of quality) with a lot of advertising power behind them.
After that theres a lull in big movies, so smaller studios or movies with smaller budgets use the time to have less competition
Am I the only one who thinks the animals don't look too bad?
The people on the other hand are another story.
The absolute level of shilling (see: marketing) this movie has is insane for how poorly it's likely going to do anyways.
I work for AMC, and the basic level employees have had to wear crew shirts for the last month with Norm of the North ads all over them.
>>78861465
WOW dude that's aweful. I work at bowtie cinemas. We have the reverent shirts, never get animated movie shirts
>>78861593
Yeah they always get obnoxious looking ones, I feel bad for them (I'm not film crew level so I don't have to wear them, thankfully). I think the last two before this were Shaun the Sheep (not a bad movie, but awful design) and Earth to Echo.
>>78860359
We had Wings trailers on big screens in Mediamarkt (shitty german hardware chain).
Bernard is the only animated polar bear we need
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3lRFvFzQ5Q
>>78860874
Splash entertainment made a slew of other shit cgi films on netlfix, along with KABAAM
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>>78861593
I work for Carmike, our shirts have been Ride Along 2 for the past few months. We'll probably still be wearing them for a month after the movie plays and leaves.
>>78862111
Please tell me it's just a giant image of Ice Cube and Kevin Hart, and not just a logo.
>>78862167
Just the logo.
It's leagues better than the last shirt we had to wear, which had those red & yellow M&M characters printed on neon green...
>>78843883
I actually know someone who interned at this company while they were working on this a few years ago. He said everyone involved hates the movie and apparently was going to try to be uncredited.
>>78843883
ROB SCHNEIDER is... A BEAR! RATED PG13
>>78860704
Yes, as a straight to DVD film. And we all know those usually have no effort put into them.
As to why they're putting this shitshow in theaters....well, who knows
>>78860920
If we could spend an entire month looking into (and possibly harassing) a company that put out a bootleg spongebob movie, there's nothing stopping us from doing it again.
>>78865321
>If we could spend an entire month looking into (and possibly harassing) a company that put out a bootleg spongebob movie
Did anything come of that?
>>78860874
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
SCREENS
>>78863052
>I'd laugh my ass off if there was an entire credits seauence of Alan Smithees.
This was done by the same animation company that did Butt Ugly Martians.
>>78867135
>Butt Ugly Martians
>>78843883
If it's a city that never sleeps, why would it need a wake-up call?
>Colm Meaney
such is the suffering of Miles O'Brien
>>78866325
The movie it self doesn't exist, it was a real illegal way of making a quick buck by selling something literally non existent.
>>78860000
>I'm the writer, director, producer, editor and caterer of this film. AMA!
Post feet
>>78860920
>Like what /v/ did with Girlgames?
Did they kill the arab studio shitting out Booger Surgery Elsa or something and if so, links
>>78861183
Oh, so is that why KFP3 is being released in this month? You'd think that it would release later in the year considering how much kids love pandas.
