CAN'T DUKE THE ZUKE edition
Old thread:
>>78800634
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8
>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JFXk4sLVQw
>>78804839
GAY ROCKS
shit ep 2bh fám
SELECT YOUR HERO
Fuck CN for showing this, we probably wont see this episode for like Three Months!!!
XTH FOR JASPER BEST GEM (who will never be redeemed)
One of the best bombs.
Shelby went all out as Peri this episode.
Opal has had like a minute of screentime now.Still true endgame
THE A.V. CLUB HAS SPOKEN
http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/steven-universe-catches-peridot-lovely-episode-230472I'll miss you guys
the last episode I saw was the one where peridot bullied amethyst. What's happened since then?
Zuke has once again juked our feels. I wanna go back to hiatus.
That underwear
LINK PLZ
>>78804839
CANT JUKE THE ZUKE
PERIDOT IS CUTE! CUTE! CUTE!
3X CUTE!
>>78804872
Explain your reasoning.
>>78804874
HOW THE TIDE TURNS
I REQUEST ART OF THE CANADA REDHEAD
>>78804874
C U T E!!
>MFW no Peridot fusion cherry popping.
WHERE WAS THE FUSION
WHERE WAS IT ZUKE
YOU CAN'T JUST NOT SHOW IT
FUCK
Lapis will pop Peri's cherry. I tried to tell you cocks that.
>>78804874
>Hero
POST SCREENCAPS FROM NEW EP
>>78804874
No, but seriously, why is the pirate-hand-cam version of the extended intro still in the OP?
PERI STILL HAS HER CHERRY !!!!!!!!!! JADE FAGS GET BTFO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUSION FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
steven is taking that cherry and and garnets gonna watch with the other gems
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>>78804839
We /banned/ now?
Murderer!
>>78804872
but that's WRONG you faggot
>>78804839
So is the "subtext" of this episode was that Garnet and Peridot fused?
this show really deserves a betterfanbase
>mfw Peridot slipping on the underwear.
>>78804839
>Garnet's a double clod confirmed
I wanted my Perinet fusion!
Download link!
https://mega.nz/#!Op93QC6D!9P4s9JZuLB1GBHQnlgfs8S0DtZy6v1LR5T9VrtrVSs0
>tons of character development and cute gags
>HURRR NO LORE OR PLOT PROGRESSION 0/10 IT'S SHIT
Daily reminder that lorefags are cancer.
Peri/Peri OTP
>>78804898
wait what the fuck
AM I THE ONLY FUCKING ONE THAT SAW THAT POUTINE? FOR YOUR INTREST YOU FILITY AMERCANNOS. POUTINES ARE THE MASTER RACE OF FOODS. THE COMBINATION OF GRAVY, CHEESE CURDS AND GREASY FRIES ALL MAKE UP TO A WOULD FUCK TIER FOOD. LOVE THE POUTINE. EMBRACE IT. CARE FOR IT. DO IT FOR IT.
peri best gemfu
After some intense speculation I have cracked the code
>Short
>angry
>obsessive
>shy
>constantly compensating
Peridot is angercrabman
WHAT IF JADE IS LAPIS/PERIDOT?
Now we know that Homeworld is in a different galaxy.
So, how long the hiatus will be?
>WOW IT WAS NOTHING!
Ok, now fuck off to >>>/trash/
Madridsta's mega link here, for those who missed it:
https://mega.nz/#!Op93QC6D!9P4s9JZuLB1GBHQnlgfs8S0DtZy6v1LR5T9VrtrVSs0
Log Date should have came after the steven's birthday and message recieved should've been the last episode of the bomb
>>78804839
log date 7 15 2
mega:///#!Op93QC6D!9P4s9JZuLB1GBHQnlgfs8S0DtZy6v1LR5T9VrtrVSs0
GARNET IS SUCH A SEX ADDICT HOLY SHIT
WE JUST GOT COCKBLOCKED, I WANNA CRY
What will Dottie+Garnet look like?
Download for those who missed it, Madridista got impostor'd.
https://mega.nz/#!Op93QC6D!9P4s9JZuLB1GBHQnlgfs8S0DtZy6v1LR5T9VrtrVSs0
Garnet was just like
>yo peri wanna fuck
LINK
I
N
K
mega https://mega.nz/#!Op93QC6D!9P4s9JZuLB1GBHQnlgfs8S0DtZy6v1LR5T9VrtrVSs0
So! There's Yellow, Blue, Pink, and White Diamond? Their colors correspond to that thing on the control panel?
https://mega.nz/#!Op93QC6D!9P4s9JZuLB1GBHQnlgfs8S0DtZy6v1LR5T9VrtrVSs0
real Madrid's mega link from the previous thread
So that's it
The bomb is over
Back to not looking forward to anything ever.
oh god
my balls
they're so blue
how could they do this to us
Well goodbye, faggots. Enjoy your last thread before your cancer is cut off forcefully.
Exacty one year ago, we were introduced to Peridot. One year has passed, and now she's one of the CG's. This is progress, /sug/. Buuuuuut now we're gonna get booted back to /trash/. I'd give it about three days.
>>78804839
PRAISE THE DUKE!
Peridot learns to fuse with Amethyst when?
>>78804946
THEY DIDN'T FUSE
THEY ATTEMPTED FUSION
THERE WAS NO FUSION
>>78804941
We still have the weekend
Confirmed for NEET.
>>78804839
Shit episode.
>Peridot pushing off greg out of the roof
>we gotta go back to /trash/ after today
Why can't Rebecca Sugar be real?
NO MORE EPISODES
HIATUS LASTS FOREVER
WORLD WAR III
FUCK EVERYTHING
>>78804898or more ( '_')=b
I DON'T WANT ANOTHER HIATUS
>>78804902
Fuck you 2016 will be the year of Jasper
I hope that when they go into space, Steven and the CG's find the massive complex housing the AI responsible for all the propaganda-fueled entertainment across Homeworld-controlled space and it's just Justin Roiland doing his Interdimensional TV bit.
>>78804839
We're backin the trash, baby!
"Lion the mood" or "Lion around?" Which was the better pun?
>>78804960
thanks, real Madrid!
>>78804960
>I love you like I love Garnet
Aw man, she didn't log about meeting Connie.
>The bomb is over
Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
>No Jade
FUCKING DROPPED.
>>78804960
Thanks Madridista!
>>78804839
>Homeworld's Galaxy
>literal millions of potential colonies
>intergalactic travel
FUCK
ZUKED AGAIN
>>78804976
INTERESTING THEORY ANON
>>78804938
Why isn't pearl disgustingly overpowered anymore?
>>78804995
bingo anon
>>78804965
Comfy fags are the real cancer of SU.
>>78804971
A lot of people responded to the poutine, stupid
Slighty new design.
>>78805045
Agreed
WHAT DOES "LION THE MOOD" EVEN MEEEEEEEEEAN
![[gunfire over phone].png](https://i.imgur.com/2bacFHH.png "[gunfire over phone].png")
>>78804898
>It's a gift, you give it too your friends to make them feel good
>>78804911
This. Link??
LEMON PEARL
Admit it, all of your opinions of her changed after she made this face.
Welp, we're getting shitcanned.
See you all in a few months.
>>78805045
mods = fags
>>78805045
fuck you matt
>>78804953
When the gems are always technically naked I guess it's not surprising that I found it hot when one of them put on underwear
I still was surprised by how hot it was though.
it was like that time that my friend wanted to fuck me in the ass so I know what being gay is
what a faggot
episode needed more amethyst and pearl. hopefully this means episodes will have less fucking peridot.
>>78805045
yes my diamond!
From the other thread:
RATE THE EPISODE
RATE THE BOMB
RATE HOW FUCKED /sug/ IS NOW THAT IT'S ALL OVER
>>78805045
WELL FUCK YOU MODS!
>>78805037
Lion the mood was too bad and Lion around wasn't bad enough. 3/10, would not laff.
>>78804960
BASE TRIPFRIEND
>>78805045
>tfw first steven bomb with no fusion
>>78804839
ZUKE 'THE DUKE' NUKEM <3333
>>78804874
Garnet
>>78805045
LOL
>>78805043
You wanna thigh fuck him?
>>78805045
Well, back to /trash/ we go
Ok. So when did Peridot and Garnet try to fuse? Garnet left a recording on the Tape recorder for Steven to give it back to her. But if she knew that was gonna happen, then that means she either knew Peridot wasn't going to betray them, Had a feeling Peri MIGHT not betray them, or Peri and Garnet tried to fuse after Peridot contacts yellow Diamond. Maybe it was just one of the many futures Garnet Foresaw and she was just taking her chances?
cute episode, but that ball drop was dissapointing.
>>78805045
Will we be banned again
and if so when
>>78804983
If she was addicted, she would have needed it. She loves to fug.
>>78805059
>Falling for a joke
>>78805000
>they're so blue
BUT THAT'S GOOD ANON
>>78805045
MOD PLS
>>78805045
WE NOT BANNED??????
>"Where am I going to put the star?!"
>Opal finally reappears
>says nothing and does jackshit
god damnit
>>78805045
Fuck off, Matt.
>>78805065
Sounds like "Lighten the mood"
>>78805001
Man, I can't wait for Steven Tumblrverse fags to get BTFO.
>>78804965
I'm here for lore and war.
Fight me, faggot.
>>78805045
>believing Jade would happen
It was fun while it lasted, /sug/. Now we must once again descend out of sight, to lose ourselves in the crowds of /co/ until we are called upon once again. I will remember you, /sug/. I will remember you.
>>78805048
>Lapis FLEW to another galaxy
>Peridemption to the max
YESS
..Though I'm still wary of a big fucking turnaround
>>78805060
Oh Opal. How I love you.
>>78804968
>not Percy/Pierre
>>78804971
GREEN
CANADA
FLAG
>>78804898
Why didn't you spoiler that image? You fucking spoiled the unspoiled. Are you proud of yourself?
>>78804978
Very.
>>78805045
>mod posting in a thread i made
>>78805030
hopefully
If we find Rebecca Sugar and just throw enough money at her will we get our next Steven Bomb sooner? How much do we have to throw at her?
>>78805045
YOU FUCKING CLOD
>>78805045
FUCKING MATTMOD
see ya later
Post some thumbs up pics
>>78805065
lighten
ENOUGH PERIDOT
MALACHITE WHEN?
>>78804902
>lars fawns over jasper
yes I want this for some reason.
>>78805021
I'd ratherdrink
>>78804960
Based, as always
Anyone got a MEGA link yet!???
>not one episode has topped jailbreak yet
all of the newer bombs have been weak.
>>78804957
Post yfw this bomb
bombs are trash http://joethejohnston.tumblr.com/post/136894189808/so-it-looks-like-we-are-going-on-another-hiatus#notes
>>78804946
Nah, Peridot couldn't keep it up.
>>78805045
This seems very reasonable. Thank you.
POST YFW JUKED BY THE DUKE
>>78805045
>believing leaks
MODS = CLODS
>>78805122
That shit is all in the background. The majority of the show is about the characters. Why watch a show if you don't like what it's focusing on?
>>78805146
Next episodeIn 3 weeks
>>78805001
>>78805121
>>78805085
7/10
8,612/10
2/1
>>78804839
hot DAMN!!
>>78805085
Terrible episode, terrible bomb. I hope SU gets cancelled.
>>78805065
this is the most beautiful pearl ever
and i love her
>>78805045
>>No Jade
>FUCKING DROPPED.
MODS
=
FAGS
>>78805136
>caring this much about nothing
>>78805045
>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery.
That's what these threads fucking do.
>Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
What person goes into a thread and doesn't expect spoilers as times go by. Spoilers stop being spoilers after time goes on.
>believing Jade would happen
LITERALLY WHY
>>78805045
>refrain from making multiple threads
>multiple threads
... so can we still make new threads on /co/ ?
Love you anyway, Mod
POST GREENTEXTS BEFORE WE'RE BANNED
Too sexy for her shirt?
Steven Universe is the only show that can take the piss out of its audience for a solid 11 minutes and still be super endearingAlso, all aboard the Zuke train. Damn, girl
>>78804974
>Short
nice fanon fucking mouthbreather
>>78805045
Does this mean we're not banned if we keep it contained to one /sug/?
>>78805045
So, we're not banned?
Thank you Mod.
>>78804968
> Peri/Peri One True Peri-ing.
>>78805144
Can do.
![Steven.Universe.S02E26.Log.Date.7.15.2.720p.HDTV.x264-MADRiD.mp4_snapshot_05.24_[2016.01.08_16.53.16].png](https://i.imgur.com/1R2Xi5p.jpg "Steven.Universe.S02E26.Log.Date.7.15.2.720p.HDTV.x264-MADRiD.mp4_snapshot_05.24_[2016.01.08_16.53.16].png")
>Yellow and Blue getting ready to kiss
>Is this fusion?
>Green flags
Foreshadowing Lapis and Jasper?
>>78804918
3 IS AN ODD NUMBER SHE IS 4X THE CUTE.
>>78805045
So wait weren't not banned?
>>78804942
imagine how many times pearl wanted to do that
>>78804960
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>78805045
Thank you for the warning/not immediately killing us.
>>78805137
>>78805137
It's gonna happen, our time is now brother
>>78805125
>lapis flew to another galaxy within a feew weeks
>>78805045
Then what about RWBY?
Why do they can have threads?
>>78805045
Enforce the same fucking rules with /gfg/
>>78805045
>Mods being cool
Where am I?
>>78804942
she didn't know it was wrong
like a child finding a bug for the first time and pulling it apart to see how it works
garnet's "hmm" means she understands peridot wasnt trying to be malicious
>>78805090
>implying no Opal
finally the scourge is over and you beasts will be trapped in the void called /trash/ once again.
>>78805178
>>78805170
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN IT.
I think that was my favorite comedic/character development episode.
The Zuke remains unjuked.
THE GUY IN THE TV SHOW
HAD A YELLOW DIAMOND ON HIM
>>78805045
>It's over
BYE /SUG/
>DROPPED
IKR
mfw opal has appeared 4 times now and hasnt spoken since giant woman
CRYSTAL P-DOT WHEN
Fuck I missed the intro was it with peri? Did they have the new one
I thought you guys got relegated to
>>>/trash/
What gem should I make a target out of?
>>78805114
Her VA is a singer, so she probably has very little time to go record lines for a kid's show.
>>78805045
>"don't shitpost everywhere, just stick to the general"
>people saying "FUCK YOU MODS" over this
>>78805090
we were close, very close, peridot just cant handle best gem's thighs yet.
>>78805045
can you ban us to /trash/ again
I hate the page 10 shit and being civil
>>78805045
You couldn't even let us make the thread early for the episode even though it would have been better for everyone. Fuck you.
You faggot.
Asshole dumb bitch.
Stupid dumb fucking piece of shit
Doo doo head
>>78805066
the lapidot dream will be real one day
with some Steven threesome action thrown in for good measure
>>78805165
They would need to top a sickass gem fight AND the best song in the series thus far, followed by introducing a new fusion.
I'm not sure if they'll ever be able to top it for sheer plot significance.
>amethyst goes up to Peridot
>changes into Peridot
>then changes into a chicken
HehPeri-Peri Chicken
>>78805045
>No Jade
>FUCKING DROPPED
Wait so you actually believed that obviously fake credits screenshot?
>>78805186
I know and it hurts.
>>78805165
>they have yet to top their biggest climax
I would probably consider that a good thing, you realize just climaxing bigger and bigger with bigger villains and bigger fights every time is literally dragonball z syndrome right? Its a good thing we didn't devolve into that
>>78805232
If Jasper isn't redeemed I'm going to sue Rebecca Sugar.
>>78805192
>garnet comes in staring at that ass
>wants to fuse with her out of nowhere
i hope peridot looses her first time to a gem that actually cares about her.
garnet is just going to hit that and kick her to the curb.
>>78805220
But for real tho I need porn of that red head
Why is /sug/ banned during hiatuses, but /gfg/ isnt?
>>78805160
Here's the episode.
https://mega.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>>78805235
I retract that statement, after actually reading your post
>>78805045
thank you
>>78805265
PERIDOT = CRYSTAL GEM
>>78805045
WOAH THERE BUDDY
>>78805261
That's because the voice actress is too expensive to keep rehiring
>>78805203
Man fuck SU. It has no respect for it's audience.
Garnet saw Peri in nothing but underwear
>>78805234
RWBY's still going, you clod, they only ever have one thread up, and they talk about more stuff than just RWBY. Stop trying to start stupid shit.
>>78805204
So tall, so majestic
>>78804874
CG Pearl is a melee fighter that's agile, slightly tankier than the others, but doesn't have much AoE attacks
Blue Pearl is a fragile mage with defensive abilities.
Yellow Pearl is a Machinist that can summon little robonoids.
White(?) Pearl is that OP DLC character.
>>78805112
Perhaps it's a truce for now. But we will be banned again just like before.
>>78805266
No new intro, so it's probably season-based since this is still technically season 2.
>>78804947
tons of genuinely fantastic media these days have ""bad"" fanbases, and that's always going to be how it is for every cool thing form now on, especially stuff target toward primarily or at least partly young people. It has to do with how with each passing day more people get more regular access to faster internet and devices for cheaper, and basically the whole world's getting more and more connected.
There's nothing any of us really can do about the quality of the communities around things we love; the only good options are to accept that it's a thing and not let it bother us, not piss and moan about it all the time, and try to, personally, be cool parts of those communities should we choose to engage in them in any way, else just chill and enjoy the stuff alone and not mind what everyone else is doing.
But yeah, SU is better and better as it goes along, and this week was even further proof of that. Just enjoy this awesome show and have fun <3
>>78805301
I REPEAT: PERIDOT IS A CRYSTAL GEM
Nyuk nyuk
>>78805125
Maybe Lapis flew to somewhere with a galaxy warp?
Inevitably not, the showriters has a 9yo's grasp on science, but still
>>78805277
>lapidot dream
S O O N
>>78805310
Its Aimee Mann though. She's not that expensive or busy.
>>78805220
ITS GREEN DIAMOND AND BLUE RAINDROPS YOU DOLT
>>78805125
>She drifted through cold, empty space for who knows how long waiting to get back home
That's some JJBA level shit. Like when Cars was jettisoned into space.
Being Lapis is the ultimate suffering.
>>78805294
We aren't getting banned
>>78805169
>>78804902
>"I have named him "Crash"
>>78805292
We all know it's gonna be amethyst. She's just gotta teach her to dance first.
>>78805170
>>78805301
>Sanic hair
Besides that its decent
>>78805134
Because CN aired it? Have you had your head under a fucking rock?
>>78805246
Yeah, SU fags!
>>78805329
PERIDOT IS A MEMBER OF THE CRYSTAL GEMS
>>78805066
Peri making things right with Lapis?
Am excite.
>>78805192
So hot
peris gonna die
>>78805045
Thank you for showing mercy on us faggots with poor reading comprehension.
>>78805267
Speak for yourself. WE ARE HERE TO STAY!
>>78805045
>>78805265
Next new episode scheduled for July 14.
>>78805045
please let us stay this time. generals are always contained and the only bad thing about them is the threads getting mass reported by people who hat a specific general. don't cave into the pressure for once
>>78805045
a mod being chill? Were am i this isn`t reality.
Guys, help. I don't want to go back to /trash/. Is there anything we can do to have a daily thread around here without it getting sniped?
>>78805310
Lies. Opal sighed. They had her voce actor there.
