>"God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her, and destiny didn't feed her to those dogs."
>"God doesn't make the world this way. We do."
Favorite quotes thread?
>>78677893
>Bitch to be you right now
>>78677893
>quotes
It's quotations, OP. Quote is a verb. Quotation is the noun.
>>78677893
>Time to shit.
>comic rorschach is an atheist
>movie rorschach believes there's a god out there that doesn't care because of course god has to exist anyway, it's the nonbelievers that are wrong
>>78677893
"Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”
>Blam! Murdered you!
>taking rorschach's philosophies to heart
You're worse than people who say 'hakuna matata' legitimately after watching lion king.
>>78679271
>Rorschach is an atheist
[citation needed]
>>78677978
No one called you an autist over that? Weird, I thought that was fine bait.
>I murdered your mother Barry.
>YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE ME CRY ANY MORE! I WON'T %$@## CRY FOR YOU, YOU LITTLE $%&#!
>IMMA %$#&* SHAAAAARK!
>I can See you!
>Dukes Pool Hall
>Arise the demon ESTROGAN!
>Dick?
>Try the red one.
>Well isn't just typical! Can't let those dirty muties get any free handouts!
>Is that ALL I am to you!? A good time?
>No... I left money on the dresser
I'm Jesus with a laser gun and you're all going to hell!” - Scud
>>78680273
/co/ might just be getting smarter
>>78680567
that'll be the day
>>78679271
The second fits better with Rorschach's nihilistic views, and a 70's enviroment.
>>78680588
I can dream
>Watchmen
>My underwear was white when I bought it.
"The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister! " - The Question
Watch me swooce right in!
>>78680664
Perfection
>Fuck you, and your niggnorance
>>78680523
Yes anon, I only read panels from /co/ threads too, I don't actually read comics either.
>>78679271
>comic rorschach is an atheist
???
>>78680842
>Implying I didnt read them all
Oh, you
>I must have the IQ of a guacamole.
>Super or otherwise, you're still just a man, and I am god.
Darkseid
>>78680665
I still like to believe that they cracked the Question and he was spilling what he thought was pertinent information.
"Topically applied fluoride doesn't prevent tooth decay! It does render teeth detectable by spy satellite!"
>>78680557
You're a good man, anon.
I can't remember them off hand, but there are quite a few lines near the end of Jason's "Why Are You Doing This?" that always get me.
>>78680971
DCAU Question is best Question in my book. Damn I'd love to see more of him
>>78680971
>yes, we already know that. Mr. Luthor did it years ago
>>78681012
every Question is the best Question, because every Question is a different Question
>>78680557
I was just gonna post a Scud one too.
"I refuse to give up. I will not quit. Cowboys never quit. I'm a cowboy, and I will finish this."
>>78680990
Oh fucking hell, I didn't need those flashback feels.
>>78680664
Wait. Is this Welcome to the NHK?
>>78681257
mhm
"Long after you are dead, and this city is ashes, and your species is extinct... and this planet is a graveyard, and every star in its sky has gone dark, and all the universe beyond is lifeless and still... I will carry your memory with me, perfect in every detail, into the next universe. And I will see you then exactly as I see you now. Warm and passionate and violent and alluring and misguided and aroused and damaged and alive. From my point of view, you will never truly die, Kozue"
>>78681034
>yfw The Question appears in the movies with the same role he had in JLU
>>78680664
>katawashoujo.jpg
IT WAS ME
>It's TIME to SHIT.
>>78681482
>Few even think to ask The Question
Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft
You don't have to tell me twice! But during the Stone Age...!
Zack Snyder.jpg
>STAND.
>YOUR.
>GROUND.
Bedlam's such a great comic.
>>78679271
The fuck you on bro
From Watchmen? "I triggered it 35 minutes ago"
>>78679813
Hakuna Matata was shown in the Lion King to be a fallacious philosophy.
Simba goes to the jungle. He is taught by Timon and Pumbaa to forget about his troubles and live a life with "No worries". But reality comes crashing down in the form of Nala, and her news about how bad things have gotten back at Pride Rock, but Simba just wants to pussy out and run away from his past and forget about it. But he eventually DOES go back and defeat Scar and set things right.
Timon and Pumbaa are demonstrated to be full. Of. Shit.
>>78682058
Does that really count? I mean, the actual source is right there.
>>78683470
It's perfectly applicable to TransMet. The fact that someone actually said that at one point is irrelevant.
>>78684164
It applies to Transmet, but it's not from Transmet. It's a quotation from a book which fits the theme and story of Transmet. Personally, I wouldn't count it.
>>78677893
>Time to shit.
>>78677893
>Movie quote
Stood in firelight, sweltering. Bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night.
Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else.
Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It’s us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world.
Was Rorschach.
>>78680665
> quotes JLU animated series
> post comic book Question
You might as well have posted:
" The UN is leading America to a totalitarian police state and Obamacare is a new form of slavery." - The Question
Also,Rorschach sucks.
>>78681034
>every Question is the best Question, because every Question is a different Question
I'dVicSage that shit.
"You don't get it, boy. This isn't a mudhole. It's an operating table. And *I'm* the surgeon."
>>78682725
Yes that was the point I was making.
I had to explain this to a befringed stoner over and over again I used to know years ago. I'm amazed how people can miss a point in a fucking children's cartoon movie.
What about favorite pages/panels, because sometimes imagery is just as important as the quote?
>>78687855
There's a monster sleepin in that man and you don't wanna wake it up
>>78687027
That's true though
>>78677979
Came here to post this.
"When you realise what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense."
>>78682023
its like he never heard of the avengers before
Since it seems prevalent in this thread, does anyone have a question rec reading list?
>>78680523
>Try the red one.
No joke.I came
>>78692026
>>78692040
>>78692064
>>78692064
>In a Monarchy, the king and his family are the country
Is this really what Americans believe? And I'm not talking about modern monarchies, even in the old times what constitutes a royal family was so fucked up so for someone to rule there's always a rule of 'whoever has the biggest army/support on their side'. It's still the people's choice in a way.
>>78677893
Definitely: "this isn't a mudhole, it's an operating table...and I'm the surgeon".
And: "he looks like a total date-rapist!"
Such a great moment
>>78682023
>It's not out job to bring the Avengers to do Avenger things
>>78679813
You can like a quote without agreeing with it.
>>78681386
That fucking belt is such a waifu-fag.
"In the end? Adrian nothing *ever* ends."
>>78694647
First time I read this I was a kid and I had already seen "Much ado about nutting" which was one of my favorite Chuck Jones shorts, so this instantly became one of my fav FP moments.
