So how do you think they'll wrap up the whole "Cuckmala" storyline?
Will the fatgirl turn out to be evil?
Will Kamala take the hint and leave them be?
Will she fight for her man and take him back?
>>78613048
Fat chick will ditch him, he'll go crying back to Kamala, she'll go "nuh uh, should have picked me first".
>>78613048
I guess Kamala will take the fucking hint she gave herself.
She ain't likin' it one bit, but whacha gunna do when he do as you say?
But Mike is probably gonna shove off in some fashion or another. Probably after Bruno mumbles Kamala's name once too many in his sleep.
>>78613137
He did. She told him no. Now she regrets blowing him off instead of just blowing him.
>>78613048
She gets spitroasted by Miles and Nova, gets over Bruno
They kill him off
bruno left mike with some kinda thing to reverse the brainwashing or whatever
kamala will have to work with her and they'll get along and then she'll be cool with it
>>78613048
>Muslim
>Says 'biblically together'
Right.
>>78617604
It's like us saying "haram"
>>78613048
Mike and Bruno break up, he tries a couple more girls while Kamala tries to find other male pals, but eventually realizes that they want each other and reunite...
... and then Bruno gets killed off, because god forbid any Marvel hero is allowed to be happy.
>>78618817
Can Bruno bang Kaboom before he dies, plese?
>>78619802
He'd have to be very drunk to consider, but sure.
bodyswap issue where he bangs kamala in mike's body when
>>78619802
>Can Bruno bang Kaboom before he dies, plese?
He's on the fast track to being a super scientist.
He'll probably end up being her sidekick on her quest for redemption.
>>78620662
He already is Kamala's sidekick.
How much more sidekick does he have to get?
Does he need a kooky costume?
>>78613048
>Will the fatgirl turn out to be evil?
No.
>Will Kamala take the hint and leave them be?
No.
>Will she fight for her man and take him back?
Something involving a villain will happen where they're able to admit. Fat girl will be disappointed but accept it because true love and will become a some times friend of Kamala.
That's the most boring, lamest option so it's what'll be gone with.
Mike is going to come blazing in with a truck to save Bruno.
>>78621998
>My love for you is like a truck!
And Kamala tries to not answer:
>Berserker!
>>78619802
Yeas, but only if the reveal is a panel-for-panel ripoff of when Barbara Gordon goes for Dick's dick, and Starfire answers the door.
They'll end up together, but not for awhile. Then Kamala will get with someone and that'll end too. Once both of their relationships end up as failures they'll get together, just so the writer can string along this relationship even further.
Just make it happen already and save us months of cash.
Kamala and Mike will become friends.
Mike becomes insecure because Bruno can't stop his feelings for Kamala. He picks Kamala over in a situation that Kamala doesn't know about. They break up.
Bruno and Kamala date.
He dies in the name of shipping her with a more popular hero when Willow leaves the book.
>>78622655
He picks Kamala over Mike in a situation* that Kamala is oblivious about like her asking him to examine something while he has a date with Mike.*
Alphona Mike is so much cuter than Miyazawa Mike it's ridiculous.
>>78618566
So they enjoy how silly it sounds?
Kamala is too busy being tsuntsun and holding hands with Nova.
>>78622781
Yeah, language is a bit of a tohuwabohu in that regard. Using terms originating in other cultures and religions is often just an expression of zeitgeist.
>>78622874
Where is this from?
>>78623466
Nova #3 from this Wednesday.
>>78623466
Nova #3 from this friday. It got released early.
>>78624105
Why is she giving Miles a dirty look too?
>>78624168
she hates spics and niggers
>>78624168
>You're not REALLY Spider-Man >:C
She probably faps to spidey smut.
>>78624105
I've been under a rock. Why is Miles in the 616 again?
>>78625277
CarolPeter is her OTP.
She probably has written a bunch of smutfics.
Slott and that colourist for that issue did an awful Kamala.
>>78625354
Multiverse got blown up, then got put back together. Not all the pieces fit quite right and a bunch of people and things from other universes are now stuck in 616. Most of their home-universes being blown up in the process.
Ultimate Universe is gone. Confirmed survivors are:
>Miles
>Jefferson
>Ganke
>Judge
>Bombshell
>The Maker
>Ultimate Thor's hammer
That all now exist in 616.
Also Supreme Power Nighthawk, Blur from DP7/New Universe, Old Man Logan, Red Wolf, Weirdworld, some version of Zarda, Captain America 2099 and probably some others are also stuck in 616 now.
>>78625354
Brownie points
>>78625642
That date was the only decent carol thing in comic books in a decade.
>>78613048
Kamala and Miles will date. But eventually Kamala will realize she wants Bruno, but he'll die, and things will be ackward for her and Miles till the next bendis event.
>>78613554
Miles, Nova, AND Robbie.
>>78613048
>Cuckmala
Why are you guys all so mean to KamKam?
>>78626172
W... Where's Jessica?
Does it matter? Even if they got together they'd break up before they got out of high school anyway, but since this is comic books we're talking about Bruno will either get Gwen Stacey'ed or go through a conga line of trauma/character assassination that has him bouncing in and out of Kamala's life like Mary Jane.
Her finally deciding to admit her love to him walk in and sees him pile driving mike
>>78630405
Piledriving is super uncomfortable, actually
I don't see how this is a problem. Bruno will have to convert to Islam to date Kamala, and then he can see both of them (assuming the local mufti grants dispensation)
>>78631548
Neither Kamala nor her family... or Mike, for that matter, will accept polygamy.
And Bruno can't handle two women of such calibre.
>>78628835
Because she's a terrist.
>>78632746
>terrist
Someone in favor of earth as the primary center of power in the expanding human effort to colonise the stars?
>>78625642
pity ship not selling
