Whomp UpdateThe TexMex-fueled vermin seeks sleep, but a bed no longer seems suitable for a dweller of the deep dark. He instead opts for a pile of wrappers that still smell faintly of cumin. As he settles into the heap of refuse, bits of hardened cheese shreds cross his lips, and the old but familiar flavor lulls him into slumber.
>chipotle
>not a scam
I dunno, dem burritos come in pretty huge servings.
Also I don't think we've seen M dude in like forever.
>>78577380
I think he means the taco bell grillers
>Ronny is fat and pathetic
Didn't see that one coming.
>>78577380
>©2015
Is Ronnie still in the past?
>>78577380
He's wearing a taco bell bag for a reason and chipotle isn't just the name of a chain.
>>78577613
haha what kind of person would want varied content that actually explores new ideas
I pay to have the same punchline a hundred times
>>78577633
filename also says jan 1st, 2015
>>78577641
he writing from what he knows
constantly being a fat shit
>>78577380
I prefer jokes that don't require an extensive knowledge of fast food products.
>>78577639
Yeah, talking about the food chipotle, not Chipotle
>>78577380
is this supposed to be some kind of kafka thing or what
>>78577876
nah, not enough intelligence, nihilism and WICKED sense of humour
>>78577876
Please, no meat touching, ma'am.
>nobody here has gone to taco bell during happy hour for the amazing chipotle chicken grillers for a dollar
Ronnie is right, those are great but the potato ones are a scam
>>78578053
enjoy your sand and rat shit taco
>>78577380
Can someone please animate that scuttling Ronnie??
>>78578053
I really like the potato ones
>>78578053
I really liked the new spicy beefy nacho crunchwrap slider. $1 and it brings back memories of the beefy crunch burritos Tacobell seems to not remember at all.
If he never leaves the house, where does he get the cash from? Also shouldn't the bag turn into a bermuda shirt?
>>78577380PS3 SUX
>>78578968
Only shirts change into a hawaiian shirt
>>78578968
No because he's wearing it as pants. Pants can't turn into shirts.
>>78577380
>2015-1-01
my god, I've woken up one year in the past. I have to warn everyone about how shit Age of Ultron is going to be
>>78579881
:^)))
>>78579881
Hey buddy thanks for the warning. I know nobody else listened, but I did.
>>78579825
And flies.
The loaded potato ones are the best.
Right now crunch wrap sliders are what it's about. They are so big for just a dollar it almost feels like you're getting away with something.
Also for potato cravings I get the cheesy potato burrito. Ask them to add bacon to it if you're feeling festive
>>78581137
Mah nigga
>>78581266
Those sliders are only a buck?
>>78581444
Yes, and they are all pretty good. Even the Sriracha chicken one
ITT: Taco Bell Shills
>>78578123
We'll never forget.
The best Whomp comics are the christmas ones.
>>78583089
This was my favorite Taco Bell thing. It was 89 cents and delicious. I would go to the Taco Bell/KFC and get a one of these, a popcorn chicken and a water cup filled with Baja Blast and it would be cheaper than lunch at highschool.
>>78583348
I once saw my local Walgreens had cans of baja blast. I fucking bought all three cartons of baja. I had baja for weeks.
Jesus christ this thread is the new face of advertising. Welcome to 2016, you need another drink.
I like the chicken queseritos, bit pricy but good
>>78584467
>i've never been in a whomp thread before
Welcome!
>>78584147
Living the fucking life man. Good shit.
I love Taco Bell.
That's why i'm glad their offering the
CRUNCHWRAP SLIDER BIG BOX
for only 5 bucks!
Its a big box, for big appetites! But watch out, its only for a limited time only!
And watch out for the crunchwrap sliders like the
SRIRACHA CHICKEN CRUNCHWRAP SLIDER or the
SPICY BEEFY NACHO CRUNCHWRAP SLIDER
for only a buck!
mmm, mmm. I sure do love Taco Bell!
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>>78585425
Most people are talking about things that they no longer sell anon, that's not very good shilling.
>>78577641
>pay
>>78585425
>©2015
