Are wooden badges delicious?
Reminder, Chris-chan has been payed 1k dollars for the next comic and is still on welfare.
>>78501138
Some SJW gave him 1k because he felt bad for Chris.
What a silly thing to do.
>>78501161
no, we're enabling him again. things will just just as they were......
So /cwc/ general then?
I WILL FIND CLYDE CASH
>>78501138
It's not like he's gonna invest in that money.
He'll just spend it on Legos and mcdonalds
As fun as CWC is, Nick Nickles is even more of a reprehensible shit.
>implying there's anything good about jerkops
I don't care if it means I'm sick in the head but those years when the shit started rrreally hitting the fan, 2007-2010-ish, were the happiest I've ever been.
We were sending him fanart, he would appear in the official CWC irc as if he were a celebrity, not aware that ever single person in there was actively trolling him in various ways.
ah...memories
>>78501040
So what was the point behind him saying that again? I remember that there was an analysis of it.
>>78501211
Yes please
We need a new golden age of CWC badly
>>78502946
Deepest lore incoming: the Jerkhief wears a wooden badge, a sign of his FALSE authority. Lesser Jerkops wear badges made of graham crackers. Therefore, because the badges of his subordinates are edible, the Jerkhief took a bite of his wooden badge and declared it delicious.
I don't think this was explained anywhere in the comic in which it appeared, making it even more hilarious.
>>78501351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc
>>78501323
>Ladies need to go topless
>Men need to cover up
Chris you're not even trying anymore. When are they gonna start finding bodies?
>>78504812
It's gonna be like the first episode of Tales from the Crypt.
For those who don't know or remember, a guy worked at a prison as the official "electric chair operator" or whatever you'd call it. He got fired, and proceeded to continue killing criminals who had yet to be arrested, AKA those he didn't like, in electricity related executions; dropping a battery into a hot tub, shit like that. Throughout the episode he would speak directly to the audience about his own personal beliefs of the world; talking shit about the homeless, America having "gone to hell", and, of course, women; "I never had problems with women, if I wanted one I just went out and got her, easy peasy Japanese-ey...you treat whores like queens and queens like whores"; you know, pretty close to earlier Chris philosophies.
A killer who zaps his victims to the extreme.
>>78503084
Ah yes, Chris and his unexplained worldbuilding. He got a weird thing about authority too.
>>78501161
>SJW
No, SJWs don't care about Chris because of all the awful shit he's done.
It's autismos who are so starved of lulz that they pay for awful shit.
>>78505815
>Paints all authority figures as corrupt, tyrannical, and all around evil.
>Paints himself as the heroic rebel fighting said tyranny.
>Chris is the mayor, and combines satellite spying and Derick's psychic powers to rule with an absolute, Orwellian fist.
>>78503561
mother fucking fantastic
>>78505980
I bet he fucking votes, too.
>>78505980
let's not forget he also puts several people to death for making fun of him
>>78506033
>Makes an issue on the importance of democracy and beautiful freedom of everyone's right to equal power in the form of voting.
>Splits into himself and his twin sister to cast two votes
This will be a thing if it isn't already.
>>78503561
Wow
>>78503561
FUCK, WHAT THE HELL?!
Was that bastard twerking?!
>>78505866
Nah, the SJWs are filtering to her since she became trans.
DON'T CALL ANYONE!!!
