/co/, it's Santa. I need you to save Christmas!
Again?
Due to the international time line, Santa has 31 hours to deliver presents.
>>78417660
AND WE'RE OFF
OFF TO SAVE CHRISTMAS
>>78417660
This is Turkish Air Force speaking on guard. You are approaching Turkish airspace. Change your heading south immediately
>>78417841
I repeat: You are approaching Turkish airspace. Change your heading south immediately
>>78417895
>>78417908
No christmas for /co/ this year.
>>78417660
How much leeway do I have here?
>>78417939
I havent had a good laugh all day
>>78417660
Batman will find you...and he won't kill you.
>>78417660
OKAY OKAY
BUT FIRST
Do you like Red & Green M&Ms?
>>78417701
AND WE'RE LOST
OH SO LOST
You can count on me sir!
>>78417939
Not so fast!
>>78417660
WHERE'S MY GIFT ASSHAT! I TOLD YOU TO GIVE ME WAIFU FOR CHRISTMAS! NO DEAL!
If only others could see my reflection...
Then they'd understand
>>78418065
Back to your chimney Black-ta.
Can't it wait 'til after Midnight Mass, Santa?
Time for Hellboy to save Christmas.
>>78418114
If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can imagine!
I am Santa.
Wanna make a wish, /co/?
>>78418134
Don't lose your on the process head fatman.
>>78418168
I wish for a girlfriend who is exactly like me
>>78418186
fuck, it's "your head"**
untz untz untz untz
>>78418168
I wish for Harley&Ivy to be finally a thing. I trust you Santa!
>>78418168
>>78418196
but also more outgoing, so someone can start the relationship. Maybe a cute greek girl but I'll take anything
>>78418196
so, you are a narcissist homosexual.
>>78418168
I wish for the good folks over at /v/ to finally end their tumblr inquisition and return to being a loving, peaceful board of discussion, just like us
>>78418196
>>78418240
MY OWN CLONE
>>78418240
I just want someone who gets me
>>78418266
>>78418281
just go and fuck yourself, anon.
>>78418302
There's no love in that situation
>>78418168
I wish Santa was real...
>>78418318
Love is meaningless, there is only darkseid. Die DIE FOR DARKSEID
>>78418351
But Santa is real anon, he exists inside all of us.
>>78418358
Would Darkseid let me spoon him after we watch Waterworld together?
>>78418351
NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE SANTA IS REEEEEAL, ANON
SANTA IS REEEEAL
>>78418377
the least he could do is wait for you at home.
>>78418360
>>78418443
WAS FESTIVE AND SHIT
>>78418444
>>78418065
ahhhhhh hellllllllllllnaw
Don't worry everybody! I the genius Doctor Wily have created a machine that can save Christmas!
>>78418168
I wish a monkey paw
>>78417660The kiss saves santa bit in that christmas episode of early family will always crack me up no matter how old it gets.
>>78418043
AND WE CANT FEEL OUR FINGERS
NO WE CAN`T FEEL OUR-
>>78418028
HE DOES EXIST!
