dan velma your jinkies
Velma truly is the perfect girl...
>Velma will never lift you off your feet with her strong and firm, yet slender arms and carry you over the threshold of your new home where a new brighter and jinkier future awaits
>>78400207
Wanna know what would a real life Velma would look like?
Merkel.
Merkel, is about as close to Velma in both looks and body type.
Just let that sink in for a bit.
>>78401635
Angela Merkel is also old.
![2x10_-_A_Tiki_Scare_Is_No_Fair.mp4_snapshot_20.40_[2015.03.26_11.13.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BekNxj9.jpg "2x10_-_A_Tiki_Scare_Is_No_Fair.mp4_snapshot_20.40_[2015.03.26_11.13.26].jpg")
>>78401635
>real life Velma would look like German Prime Minister Angela Merkel
.... Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>78401678
I .... I Can't tell whether you have shitty taste or you're just a horny refugee.
>>78401635
>>78401678
>>78401683
the fuck she look like when she was 20
>>78401683
>shitty taste
I don't find Merkel unattractive for a woman her age. Also, you're making me imagine Velma with a German accent, which is rather difficult to object to.
>>78401701
Not even the only fictional character that will turn into Angela Merkel later in life.
Dan Velma?
>>78400207
If you want the original iterations.
>>78401534
Robert crumb plz go
>>78402262
Okay, you got me.
>>78402262
Never! Give into the fat bottomed amazons anon, life is much easier when you do.
Okay
>>78402408
But what about...
>>78402415
Velma's Sister.
>>78402420
Pretty good
>>78402420
HOW THICK ARE THOSE GLASSES
>>78402444
>both wanted Shaggy
>>78402474
Almost hear a chorus of voices shouting "As thick as my dick."
>>78401534
Those fatty arms don't have much strength
>>78402502
A lot of women want Shaggy
>>78401699
Worse actually, always looked old. She also had a terrible haircut.
>>78402502
Never could get into Mystery Inc. because of all the shipping nonsense consuming 60% of the series.
>>78402502
>girls want the chill stoner dude
Surprise
>>78402408
>>78402415
>>78402420
>>78402444
And voiced by Winnie Cooper. Yowza.
(That's Danica McKellar for you kids too young to have seen "the Wonder Years.")
>>78402502
>>78402515
I guess its about time for Shaggy toshag them.
You can tell she sucked some mean dick in her day.
>>78402515
They just want a weed hook up.
>>78402408
>>78402415
>>78402420
>>78402444
>mfw first watching that movie
What about the plot again
>>78402722
Vaguely remember some Hogwarts-type magic school Madelyn went to.
And Madelyn wanted Shaggy to fuck her silly.
>>78402757
Did Shaggy ever put the bong down long enough to do it?
No, no he didn't. I know he didn'tHe didn't, didn't he?
>>78402511
She could crush your skull like sparrow eggs. With those fatty arms.
man.....
>>78403240
Shag is such a fuckin faggot..
>>78403240
>>78403260
Good lord
>>78401699
>Jinkies bb
>>78403240
Velma, Velma why aren't you real?
I'd be your shag- shag- Shaggy in a heartbeat
>Velma having a slightly rounder face than Daphne
>Artists draw her as a blimp because of it
>>78403240
>>78403260
Or her cunt smells like expired surimi.
>>78402704
Back when I had dreadlocks, I had more women approach me than ever in my life. Some of them just wanted weed and immediately lost interest in me when I told them I didn't smoke.
>>78403260
>>78403805
She have a pretty healthy bmi, unlike Daphne.
>>78403863
Women are just fascinated by hair. I think slight envy may motivate their attraction
>>78403939
>15
What the fuck?
My life's been a lie!
>>78403939
>4'9''
WHAT THE FUCK.
>>78403939
>womanlet
>>78403964
You pervert!. You've been fapping to underage girls. I'll have to report you to the local authorities
>>78403240
>mfw Shaggy is gay for Scooby
I get such sick schadenfreude from Mystery Inc making Velma a lesbian. Velma was nerd dream but you gotta think that Daphne's just a little weird and nerdy in her own right, to even still be in a social group with people like Shaggy. Daphne is and will always be, my shit.
>>78403942
I got plenty of that too. From men and women. Everybody wanted to touch it.
>>78404060
She's- at most- bi.
>>78404105
HDW is now her life mate, basically. They, like, moved in with each other almost immediately, at the end. That's an incredibly lesbian thing to do.
>>78404162
Doesn't mean she don't enjoy a good dicking
>>78404184
NO ASS
O
A
S
S
>>78404204
She probably doesn't.
>>78404273
Which is why she was all over Shaggy's
>>78401635
>Merkel has no breasts
>Merkel has no ass
>Merkel has no glasses
>Merkel is scared of dogs
>Merkel is not smart
>Merkel does not wear a sweater
Merkel is nothing like Velma you liar
>>78404162
>They, like, moved in with each other almost immediately, at the end. That's an incredibly lesbian thing to do.
If that what it takes to be a lesbians, then Harley & Ivy are confirmed lesbians long ago
>>78404331
>Shagstery Inc
>>78401635
I have a friend who I always thought looked like Velma. Cute girl,
>>78404404
Uh.
Anon...
Where have you been for the past 22 years?
>>78404404
But they were. Seriously, have you never heard the saying that a lesbian first date consists of a U-Haul?
>>78404527
Under a rock apparently. I know about the twitter thing but didn't know that that thing it was a confirmation
>>78404535
>U-Haul?
What the hell is that?
>>78404590
>What the hell is that?
European?
Anyway, it's a company that support transport vehicles and containers for people who are moving.
>>78404590
merikan moving truck
>>78404623
South-American
>>78404632
What the hell does that have to do with lesbians?
>>78404649
The joke is that lesbians move in with each very quickly once in a relationship. U-Hauls are a service where you can move your shit from one place to another in a day. That's it.
>>78404649
I'm not sure is South American lesbian behave differently but in North America, they have a notoriety for rushing into relationships quickly to the point of doing things like moving in with each other soon after dating.
>>78404711
>>78404686
Now I get it
>>78404718
I never thought that would get lost in translation but after having explained it, I can how it might not translate very well for anybody who hasn't been privy to the experience.
>>78404718
Good. Merry Christmas.
>>78404756
Well excuse me princess! Not everyone has experience being a raging lesbian.
>>78403939
>that feeling when Velma is too much of a midget for your taste despite that healthy body
>realizing Daphne is your height and your and her lips will always perfectly meet
I'm so confused!
>>78404837
MANLET
A
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L
E
T
>>78404819
Well, I'm not a lesbian. I just heard the joke from a lesbian and being that I know other lesbians, it just clicked. So, I can see how if that isn't the case for you, it might not make sense (and that whole U-Haul bit, which is completely dependent on nationality).
>>78404837
Midgety girls usually go for fucking giants anyway. They don't seem to be into average height guys. Fucking size-queens.
>>78403358
does she have a black eye?
>>78400207
>this thread
>no bitching about the tumblr file name
/co/...you've changed
>>78402515
>that jealous scooby
>>78401635
I had a teacher in HS that looked like her. Only difference is she was blond.
>>78405102
I'm not going to go re-upload some image if I can find it on google
>>78405102
Fuck off.
>>78404331
Daphne with Shaggy's hair is fine as fuck
>>78403205
Is that what the new Be Cool Scooby Doo episode refered to?
>>78405170
no, there are NO references in Be Cool. deal with it.
>>78405187
Other than the reuse of villains and plots
>Implying Velma doesn't want Fred
>>78404906
They can afford to be.
>>78403939
>be 6'3"
>mfw
>>78405213
really, who doesn't want fred?
>>78405300
I feel like Fred's underappreciated. He's a sweetheart
>>78403939
>Daphne
>5'7
Nice
>>78402235
>implying this isn't much hotter
>>78400207
Which episode is this from?
>>78403240
What episode is THIS from?
>>78403863
Funny enough, my friend and I - back when we were true degenerates - saw a dreadlocked girl walking by our apartment complex. True 'rasta chick' if you ever saw one: pajamas at noon (black a-shirt/tie-dye pants), messy dreads down to her waist, purple circle glasses, gaudy accessories everywhere, the works.
We flat-out asked her where to find weed and her reaction was as if we asked her how long it had been since her MtF operation. I guess not all rastas smoke.but come the fuck on
>>78405102
>waaah waaah muh boogeyman
>>78406613
>tie-dye
That's not a rasta, that's a hippie
>>78404331
Fred and Daphne look great. Damn.
>>78402502
Threesome with Velma and Madelyn
orThreesome with Velma and her mother
>>78407130
What about reverse kabedon does it have a name?
>>78402290
Crumb is the stoy of someone who struck gold in life.
>>78407870Which one involves getting pegged?
>>78403939
>4'9"
I'm 5'1". My ex wore glasses and was chubby. She basically looked like Velma. Too bad that was the only attractive thing about her.
>>78407130
I fucking love these comics.
Really cute shit.
The world needs more.
>>78405300
>Autist obsessed with traps
Would Fred be an anon?
>>78408572
>>78408489
>The world needs more.
More otaku asian-wannabe shit?
no. The world really doesn't need more of that.
>>78401635
>Angela Merkel
>Implying I wouldn't slam Angela Merkel
Try harder anon.
>>78403939
>Age: 15
>Height: 4' 9
Say it aint true. Why the fuck is she so fucking short, Christ. Kissing her would be like trying to pick up a penny off the ground.
>>78404837
>>realizing Daphne is your height and your and her lips will always perfectly meet
just howwww tall are you anon? :)
>>78400207
I wish there was a way to combine the best attributes of Daphne and Velma into one perfect mystery solving woman.
Daphne's hair, face, midrift, and legs.
Velma's tits, ass, and brains. Freckles and glasses optional for those who like them.
>>78409841
Search spooky on 8muses. its called spooky-boo
>>78405102
Only /a/ bitch about it, and half of their board hate them anyway.
>>78410414
>black cocks
No thank you.
>>78410122
Jinkies!
Daphne Velma and Marcie are the best scooby girls.
>>78407870
The first.
I can't believe that Wrestlemania Mystery denied the world Velma dressed like a pro wrestler.
>>78405187
>>78405187
you were saying?
>>78402515
Nigga if you've ever lit up a joint at a party, every bitch in the place will be casually walking over, asking what's up.
Shaggy ain't learned the tricks of stonewalling. Never offer. Only allow.
>>78403939
>>78403993
>>78403996
>>78403964
>>78404837
>>78405296
>>78409562
>all these faggots hating short women.
>all these faggots hating her being 15
>>78411439
This board is truly populated by the worst men.
Truly.
>>78409605
>mfw Edward was the Beast from Over The Garden Wall
>>78407870
Velma's mom is kinda hot.
Make way for real best girl
>>78411584
WRONG
Hot Wet and ready to Pet coming through
Merkel was a qt growing up
>>78411039
It sold well enough there may be a sequel, and now they can use all the NXT superstars who recently got over.
>Daphne and The Boss getting into a rivalry
>Bayley befriending Daphne and Velma, forming a tag team to take on Team B.A.D.
>Naomi doing her ass attack finisher in glorious 2D
>Charlotte Flair falls for Shaggy, hilariously mismatched dates ensue where Shaggy is comfortable being "the girl" of the pair, but Ric thinks he's not good enough and instead tries to train Fred to be a WWE Superstar and woo his daughter
>>78403939
>115 lbs girl at 5' 7" isn't healthy
I'm a 5' 7" guy and I generally weigh about 120 lbs, should I be worried?
>>78411389
i dont get what you're trying to show here.
>>78404331
Velma looks like Armin from AoT
>>78400207
dan them jinkies
>>78404837
Too much of a wimp to carry Velma while you kiss?
>>78411678
We like neotenic traits, that's why they look better growing up.
>>78411439
Angry womanlet detected.
>>78411439
>Hating her for being 15
It's not hate!
It's just wrong!
Except in like 1 or 2 states.
>>78409355
>chick draws a really cute comic about her interactions with Japanese children in her English class
>dismisses it as "otaku-wannabe shit"
You should strive to be less of a faggot in the future.
>>78404331
Daphine looks familiar
>>78411693
AJ Lee was cute
>>78414674
>its just wrong
>>78409562
True man would support your girl.
>>78409841
I prefer pure Velma than an hybrid.
>>78402408
>>78402415
>>78402420
>>78402444
Damn, she's severely lacking in the 34 department. Guess I'll whip up something quick.
>>78415996
CM Punk's a lucky guy.
>>78403240
>>78403260
lucky for you I'm a dog lover.
>>78419046
if that's the jello-man why are those bitches awake
>>78415996
>>78415996
She apparently is more of a nerd girl in real life. I wonder what she thought of this?
>>78404331
Shaggy Fred is unsettling.
>>78415996
>>78418185
>>78422021
They got her expressions right going by the gif.
>>78402235
Did she really show off that much cleavage?
>>78422260
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT-znX7WPuQ
>>78411693
>woo his daughter
>Ric Flair
>>78402474
HIGH TEST GLASSES
>>78420725
they just woke up.
> dated short chubby girl
> didn't have her dress up as Velma
I dun goofed, /co/
>>78414545
And (I'm pretty sure) the original for comparison.
>>78402673
I was really expecting that to say swooce
>>78423752
nah, im pretty sure i remember >>78414545
from the movie
She's 15 you sick fucks.
To think that /co/ would ever fall lower than the Yokofags on /m/ and /a/...
Disgraceful.
>>78403240
>>78403260
When did Velma become so thirsty?
>>78425740
Jonkels...
>>78402408
>>78402415
>>78402420
>>78402444
>>78402502
Why couldn't they make her canon in Mystery Inc.?
>>78403939
>15 and 16
WUT
>>78403934
I'll be back in bit, I need to photoshop this.
>Christmas day
>captea is trees
>>78403240
What's the term they use in the states?
>I so wanted to bitch slap Shaggy!
>>78411546
....Proof please.
>>78425896
Here's a quick and dirty clothing edit of >>78403934
Merry Christmas
>>78400207
MIfags are trult the cancer nobody needed
>>78425880
It's supposed to be a mystery solving show for kids and teenagers, not for adult perverts.
>>78403939
>AMBITION: Get into MENSA
Why?
>>78426584
>expecting adult perverts to respect any social norms
welcome to 4chan newfriend
i'm surprised nobody mention this Velma
>>78403934
>>78427098
Best Velma.
>>78405300
Yeah but that gay scarf tho
>>78407130
So that's what that is.
>>78427114
Another elf Velma, another clothing edit.
>>78404060
>lesbian
Explain.
>>78410122
Jesus, that ending was dark.
>>78427098
That whole production was better than it had any right to be.
>>78425406
You clearly don't know /co/ enough
>>78427961
Velma has some god-tier muffs.
>>78427967
he's talking out of his ass.
It was Hot Dog Water who was lesbian for Velma.
>>78403205
I remember this episode had a boss ass song, but I can't remember the song
>>78428695
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChX5Aos6028
I think the name of it is seven days a week.
>>78402678
>same haircut for 30+ years
I wonder if Velmawould do anal
>>78425406
Three things bro.
1) The characters were created in 1969, so at least 3 generations were at some point the same age as the characters and therefore there's no creep factor in one 15 year old being attracted to another.
2) When it's fictional and clearly built like an adult, nobody anywhere is going to give a shit how old they're supposed to be. Even the official animators will illustrate them in a 'fanservice' like manner because the official ages barely apply.
3) YOU'RE IN THE WRONG MORAL PLAYGROUND HERE, HOSS. BACK DOWN!
>>78429080
And one more thing.
While in some incarnations the gang is highschool age (OG, Mystery Inc),in others they are college aged (Whats New, most of the animated movies, the first two live action). In some of the animated movies they are adults (Ghoul School has Shaggy as a teacher, Zombie Island has Daphne as a reporter and Fred as her staff/cameraman)
>>78425100
Nah, just watched the movie, >>78423752 is the original.
That episode when fred became a hobp
>>78425880
>you meddling kids and that stupid dog
>kids
>>78422086
I don't know a thing about her, but I want to believe she looked at her toon self and said "Hey, I'm fucking cute." Not unheard of, you see. I coulda sworn I heard some celebs make the same joke.
>>78422376
Whoa, Velma looked salty. Can't tell if she's sarcastic or if she wanted Daphne to fall in love with HER.
>>78402515
This is the life you lead
when girls think you're the guy who has weed.
>>78404837
>MANLETS
>>78415816
Best girl before Arena and DAN flanderized her. Fucking hell
>>78409429
Angela Merkel only likes black or muslim cock.
>>78433437
imply im not black.
I'd gladly pay money to this guy to draw more Velma.
>>78408237
And STILL found a reason to be depressed about it.
>>78433893
theres more
>>78433893
>>78435479
jjfrenchie is an art god
>>78433318
>mfw "tall people" are 5-8 inches taller than "halflings"
Faggots, everybody.
>>78426767
Scholarship?
>http://www.mensa.org/membership-benefits#community
>>78435515
Shame that he only draws kiddies getting their diddlies fiddled.
>>78435811
>Wesker
>fucking anyone that isn't Chris
>>78435859
Wesker fucking WISHES his hair was this pretty.
>>78435811
My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!
>>78435811
>this as a regularly scheduled program
I never wanted something so badly.
>>78404837
>5'7
>Calling someone else a midget
>>78404837
>never knowing half the fun of kissing a womanlet is picking her up while doing so
When did this site get so lowtest?
>>78436596
Darla Dimple was thick as shit for a little girl.
>need to fap to Velma as a kid
>go to Deviant Art
>lots of Velma pics
>oh, someone dressed up as Velma
>she's kind of ugly but she's showing her butt
>it's a man
>it's a middle-aged dumpy man dressing up as Velma
>>78436680
>>78436680
Oh she ain't so little, not where it counts, in the Wobba Wobba
>>78435811
Kazuhira Miller pls leave
>>78436868
What's his name again?
>>78435811
>Velma gives up pining for Shaggy
>Johnny sees Velma without her glasses
>realizes she was beautiful all along
>they have lunch together in the CN cafeteria
>he likes her because she does all the thinking and makes sure he doesn't do anything stupid, and she likes him for him
>she likes him because in the end she likes his unfailing confidence and optimism and in the end she wants someone to take care of and feel a little superior to
>their flaws are canceled out by each others strengths
This is best end
>>78436929
Kaz "Perfect Cooter Better Shoot Her" Miller
>>78404364
>>Merkel has no breasts
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Merkel has huge knockers.
>>78401635
>implying I wouldn't plow Merkel
Untermensch detected!
>>78404331
Shaggy Fred is like someone attempted to redraw Shaggy in an Araki or Jack Kirby fashion but got lazy halfway through.
Daphne is better. But maybe as a rich girl I relate more to her.
>>78439049
>that Fred
simply wonderful
>>78439107
Fred ain't got nothing on Shaggy.
>>78426216
>>78427961
dick status: MUH
>>78403260
Yeah, his acting like this in the van made sense. I like keeping that shit private myself. But this was just ridiculous. I'd tell my dog to fuck off.
>>78427812
is this real?
>>78439137
>this guy is scared of ghosts
>>78439248
He was hypnotized to not be a coward. Fear is the only thing that keeps Shaggy's power level in check. .
>>78439248
It would make sense that a guy who's an amazing fighter would be scared of ghosts that he can't actually fight.
>>78439248
>>78439387
This. A ghost can't be punched.
>>78439137
>>78439316
jesus christ. Which movie is this from?
>>78439137
>>78439316
Wow what's the context here?
