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Which one?
>>78380592
They're both whores. Hayley has probably fucked dozens of men including times she prostituted herself. Francine meanwhile is canonically known to have slept with thousands of men. I wouldn't fuck either but Francine is more attractive.
>>78380592
Both are taken. I'm not dishonorable enough to go for that.
>>78380592
One of them has herpes.
>implying im not a one pump chump
>>78380667
Good on you, man.
>>78380592
I thought Hayley was a canon hottie? She's a chubby saggy whore here
>>78382867
She does nothing but lie around and smoke pot all day.
>>78380592
Francine has already had kids. I would impregnate Haley to get her out of her degenerate lifestyle.
>>78380592
I said it before last time. Francine has years worth of sexual experience under her belt compared to her daughter so I have to go with Frannie.
>>78380592
Steve.
Why on Earth would anyone choose Hayley over her mom?
If neither were taken, I would rather fug Hailey because I prefer her body type.
By the way, neither of them have hot voice actors
Francine.
No hipster bullshit, piercings, or SJW PC bullshit involved. Just hot, wild, unbridled, passionate sex.
>>78383375
For all her experience, Francine still doesn't match up to Hayley in certain categories. That candy cane for instance.
>>78382867
She's not supposed to be a super model, she's supposed to be a really fuckable hippy.
They both are 10/10 hotties in the american dad universe, francine probably had a lot less cock in her mouth.
>>78384101
Black hair and a belly button ring
>>78380592
Akiko
>>78382867
She's meant to be a hippie whore who puts out, not hot.
>>78384534
Bet she tasted her fair share of pussy though
>>78384600
>mfw they changed her VA
>>78380811
YEAH she does!
>>78380592
>One
What is wrong with you people, holy shit
>>78382867
No, Francine's the hottie. Hayley the nottie
Hayley of course.
>>78380592
This one.
>>78380622
What's so bad about having sex with different partners? It obviously means that they're skilled at it.
>>78380592
Both
>>78385345
This guy gets it.
Gwen.
Hayley.
>has a little chub on her which is cute as fuck
>probably a little bit more sexual adventurous
From my experience, stoner chicks are crazy in the sack.
>judging from Francine's sex garden, there's probably zero tread on the tire
>>78380592
Haley, because Francine's pussy has been ruined by Steve.
>>78389811
Steve is cannon ineffective as a lover. He didn't ruin anything in the sack.
Excuse me, I'm just testing something
>>78380592
The one who has the better porn of course.
>>78389917
You're confused and it's gross.
>>78389713
Keep in mind that it's canon Hayley is a fucking boss at oral and Francine sucks at it.
>>78387408
Don't tell me you believe the fucking sexual liberation message?
Don't be a cuck.
>>78389948
She probably makes up for her poor oral skills with being a pro at anal sex.
>>78390003
No way of knowing. It's not like Stan would ever try anal sex on and we already know she's both bad at oral and has a loose vagina from Steve.
I don't know, man. It seems that Francine may be nice to look at but doesn't give you too much bang for your buck, whereas Hayley is less pretty but makes up for it by being a sex demon.
She's kinkier too.
>>78389954
go back to /pol/ with your memes.
you're all forgetting that Her mothers coochie was ripped from Her v to her a
>>78390091
Not him but you sound like a cuck, desu senpai.
>Francine
+ Hotter
+/- Bustier
+ More Experienced
+ Sexually repressed from years of keeping it simple for Stan
- Tore from V to A
- Bad at Oral
>Hayley
+/- Chubbier
+/- Smaller Breasts
+/- Can light up a joint afterwards
+ Kinkier
+ Better Technique
+ 10/10 Oral
+ Tighter
+ Daddy Issues to Translate into Sex
- Probably Smells Worse
- Puts Less Effort Into Appearances
- Probably more likely to catch an STD, she canonically had herpes.
>>78382867
Hippies aren't sexy. They're dirty.
Even Hayley's husband would rather tap Francine.
>>78380592
Only one answer, OP.
>>78389713
>>judging from Francine's sex garden, there's probably zero tread on the tire
You do know that this isn't how vaginas work, right? Why am I asking? Of course you don't.
The only "problem" with a sexual partner that has had lots of other sexual partners prior to you is the risk of disease and any potential drama from dealing with exes.
But Francine is (as far as we know) clean and doesn't cause drama with any of her exes. She's pretty much perfect.
>>78390200
>tighter
>discounting how much a slut she is
>>78390200
>- Probably more likely to catch an STD, she canonically had herpes.
A very large chunk of sexually active adults have herpes.
>>78389954
>I don't know what cuck means.
Having your partner not a virgin when you started gating don't make you a cuck
>>78389948
They've only had one really good sexual encounter in their marriage. Steve is boring in the sack. Remember, he was a virgin when they met.
>>78391014
Anon, you keep referring to Stan as Steve.
>>78390543
that doesn't make it sexy
>>78391149
But that does mean that Haley is really no more at risk than Francine, as both have had plenty of sexual partners, coupled with the fact that having herpes is not some kind of statistical outlier. And most people who have it don't ever experience symptoms, so it's not particularly nasty.
>>78391059
Roger's the fish, right?
>>78380592
Francine
-pumped out two kids
-largest sex garden in the western hemisphere
-fucking moron
-is a hideous wildebeest without her daily beauty regiment
-apparently doesn't know shit about sucking dick
Hayley
-chubby loser pothead
-was a stripper (serious red flag)
-STDs
-painfully irritating activist shitstain
-fucked Avery
-fucked Jeff
-fucked a koala
Neither, holy shit. They're both whores and awful people.
Hayley would have more appeal if she actually care about personal hygiene.
>>78387408
Nobody likes a person that sleeps around, anon.
>>78380592
I can't see Seth Macfarlane characters as hot.
>>78391527
If that were remotely true, then how would said sleeper keep getting laid?
>>78391527
Thaaaaaat's not true.
>>78391527
Then why is the prostitution thriving?
>>78383230
I could see Hayley still smoking it up even with a kid
Francine, Hayley, and Meg for best Macfarlane girls.
If you're arguing about which one is better you're doing it wrong.
>>78383437
This. Steve has the prime teen cock.
>>78392219
It's just a shame it's never been inside an orifice before.Female or male
>>78392219
Is it cut or uncut?
>>78393574
It's obviouslyWhatever you want it to be
Hayley because I'm tall and I love fucking short chicks, holding their arms behind their heads and maintaining eye contact while I fuck them
>>78394445
This.
>>78385345
>>78389049
People like you are boring as hell, there's no discussion if you don't have to pick one.
>>78396538
Can't think of anyone more boring than someone who could have two good things but only wants one.
>>78384307
>neither have sexy voices
I beg to differ. I like Hayley's.
>>78390200
Don't forget Francine likes to be spanked.
![MV5BMTA0NDU4NTEwMDleQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU4MDE0MTU1NTIx._V1_SY317_CR104,0,214,317_AL_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IqJP7hU.jpg "MV5BMTA0NDU4NTEwMDleQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU4MDE0MTU1NTIx._V1_SY317_CR104,0,214,317_AL_[1].jpg")
Yes, please.
>>78396769
I'm saddened by the lack of art there is of Hiko and Akiko.
>>78380592
Didn't Haley once imply she has herpes?
>>78397386
It's been mentioned countless times in the thread.
>>78391252
>But that does mean that Haley is really no more at risk than Francine
That's not true, Haley is confirmed as having herpes.
>>78391397
She didn't ever sleep with the koala, she ditched him for Jeff too quickly.
>>78380592
herpes herpes herpes
>>78396554
The point is that if you say both its not actually a conversation and isn't interesting. Obviously having every choice is better but that isn't a discussion.
>>78395093
>this
THAT!
>>78396538
That's stinkin thinkin. Just because no one is discussing what it would be like to have both doesn't mean it's not a valid option.
>>78393574
Most likely cut, since Stan buys into almost any American propaganda.
Anyone else think Snot's mom was cute?
>>78398313
We're discussing it right now.
>>78398465
I need to see for her myself to before making anu judgement
>>78398587
Remember that episode where Snot and Steve had that competition about moms?
Hayley. I was watching the christmas special where Stan dies out in the woods on christmas eve.
The scene where she's freezing in the car made me feel something. If I hadn't smoked a christmas joint I would of missed it, but it was concern.
Now I liked Hayley, but never before did I feel any compassion or care for her well being. Hell I laughed like an idiot when she whored herself out for money while spitting jelly bellies and marshmallow bits on my TV. But this time its different.
Guys?! I think this might be the beginning of those waifu things anons keep talking about. I've never felt this way before for a cartoon character, much less fucking Hayley. I'm gonna head over to /aco/ and see if my dick agrees with me.
Is that the episode where they hole up in a remote cabin armed with assault rifles? That was an awesome episode
>>78399857
No it's the one where Stan holds a gun at God's head.
>>78400200
This guy, this guy gets it.
>>78380667
Ok but if single?
I mean, I'd think Hayley first, every time, she has that quirk about her, but Francine's voice and her appearance are better.
>>78380592
There's only one way to solve this.
Post an erotic game up with both of them online and tally how much each get picked.
>>78384600
better
I chooseVictorfrom B12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYtMYspzKBg
>>78397327
I'm going to need to see the source there.
>>78380811
So do you and more than 70% of humankind.
>>78380592
>The idiot burnout with no hobbies
>The housewife that when bored will actually go out and make something
It's not a hard choice Anon.
>>78401473
>not Abraham H.
>>78380592
Ew...... I shoot myself in disgust at the proposition.
>>78391252
>both have had plenty of sexual partner
Francine has had ONE sexual partner in the last 15+ years.
>>78391527
>Francine meanwhile is canonically known to have slept with thousands of men
>thousands of men
>"Nobody likes a person that sleeps around, anon."
Wha-huh??
>>78380592
I've had several twentysomething bisexual hippie chicks but only one big-titted mid-40s milf, so I'd probably go with Francine.
>>78390200
>>Hayley
>+/- Can light up a joint afterwards
Francine has no problem with partaking of pot, or harder drugs judging by the episode where Roger played therapist and aired everybody's dirty laundry.
I want to fuck Francine while Haley watches
>Not wanting Hayley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugNct4JvJME
Have to agree with >>78389518
Hayley, and in doing so, persuade her into sharing my radical alternative right wing beliefs
>>78404510
>Hayley working the base there
HHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGG
I want me some of that Franny fanny.
>>78384600
>>78400975
>>78396769
Holy shit, these people cannot draw asians.
>>78404587
God is Gwen hot
>>78396769
yeeeeeeeees senpai
Toshi's Mom has got it goin' on.
>>78406034
It took you this long to figure that out?
>>78380592
Who has the better feet?
>>78380592
Age before beauty
Hayley but blonde
>>78408819
Francine's would be much cleaner
>>78390200
>Bad at Oral
citation?
>>78398465
She's cute in a frumpy mom way.
>>78409490
For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls.
>>78398587
Not a lot of good pics of her.
Might have to check the wiki.
>>78380592
Stan's old flame with the red hair
>>78406034
At least part of it is probably the combination of having odd-shaped eyes and the lines going up and down around those eyes that makes their face look too busy.
>>78410566
All that showed was Hayley was insane at blowing, not that Francine was awful.
>>78409201
now imagine Blonde Hayley in this outfit, and you'd have near perfection
bump
>>78411973
>>78412286
STOP! STOP POSTING SHADMAN!
Obviously Francine.
Why would I want to fuck a gross druggie hippie who probably doesnt shower and has a muffin top.
>>78415128
Dude I bet she has a bush.
Id fuck it
>>78414825
Shadman is just good enough to fap to
Plus he hasn't super shitty in years
>>78415128
on the other hand she cleans up rather well as seen in >>78409201 and several other episodes which also seems to indicate she can lose the muffin top pretty easily, really she just needs a guy who isn't Jeff, someone who'd actually push her to better herself
>>78414802
Not even into fat chicks, but I could look past it for the goth pussy.
>>78389948
>Francine sucks at it.
That's generally how you perform oral, yes.
>>78398587
>>78410866
He was not kidding about there being no good pictures.
>>78405955
>>78412143
>LeastICouldDoRule63.jpg
>>78400975
There needs to be more episodes with her.
At least Hayley shaves down there.
>>78380667
So open relationships mean nothing then?
>>78390200
I'd actually put money on them both being very kinky. Hayley with her daddy issues, and Francine just being a god damned freak.
>doing it! doing it!
>Stelio Kontos will never ravage your butthole
Why live?
>>78420396
Francine's biggest kink was being spanked.
and that's after years of slutting it up with anyone that was ever remotely involved in anything resembling a band. Followed by more years of repressed non-orgasmic marital sex.
After that she should be super freaky but she just isn't.
>>78420396
SHE'S A VERY KINKY GIRRRRL
>>78420363
>>So open relationships mean nothing then?
They mean the people involved are garbage I don't want to get involved with.
>>78390517
Birthing just one child can ruin a pussy ore than riding a million dicks.
>>78386883
Aaaaaaaand I'm gay
that angel chick
>>78420471
wanna wear our hiking boots?
>>78421354
Her and the Ghost of Christmas Past had the same name and personality.
Were they originally supposed to be the same character?
>>78423049
the Angel is a little more ditzy and they have different voice actors, but probably. its very unlikely that its a coincidence considering they're both from christmas episodes
Am I the only one who's disappointed by the lack of porn there is of the side characters in the show? That's never a good sign when Family Guy gets better treatment in the R34 industry.
>>78424172
>>78380592
Ew, no.
None. The artstyle is disgusting and I don't watch this crap, so I don't even know how they are, but it doesn«t matter anyway.
As if this is even a question
>>78420265
>he's never beheld the majesty that is a blonde bush.
There isn't enough Francine art in the world
hayley
>>78426482
Ain't that the truth
>>78380592
None.
One is a mother and there for to old
The other is fat, trash, and has no tits
DEBBIE
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