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first for nothing
>>78353656
first for pizza toots
http://youtu.be/fW2YU3ce-_Y
>>78353640
>Tries to shoot Reese from a distance
>Always hits something else and the pings sound like drums.
>>78353689
>>>/aco/
>>78353656
Third for Pyrrha
$5 roosterteeth gift card to who ever wants it e28gg343h2646d69 happy holiday weirdos
>>78353522
>Goodwitch
>Call in Jaune for detention. Later Pyrrha spies though the window and sees her bending over alot.
>Pyrrha wonders how much more boob she could show without it being indecent.
>>78353716
Thanks anon.I don't even know what I'd use this for
>>78353699
>Pyrrha decides fuck it.
>Throws down her weapons. Puts her dukes up.
>Walks towards Reese to batter her physically
>Trips, slams into a tree and Reese and Jaune find themselves walking through rose petals.
Think of a RWBY waifu. Got it?>you take her out on a date
>you she invites you in
>you're taking her panties offWhat songue do you want playing as you score it?
>tfw Weiss is so perfect she makes short hair appealing to me
>>78353699
>Hires a gang of asassins to take care of Reese during one of their dates
>Accidentally misread Mariachis as asassins
>>78353732better use it fast someone might beat you to it.
Better than Pyrrha girl coming through.
>>78353745
>second chance
>still didn't fix the error
>>78353437
Pyrrha suffering lately has just been 'how can I make every situation resolve in Lancaster?'
>>78353760
Not exactly holding her to high standards, are you?
>>78353768
>songue
>>78353741
>>78353751
Is this best Jaune ship?
I think it is.
>>78353800
They've never even fucking looked at each other! Stop being Homestuck.
>Achievement Hunter RWBY GE Let's Play
Aw shit
>>78353612
>Pyrrha begins to lay out her plan to interrupt their date.
>Power points and PDFs are scattered across the room reminiscent of her days in training camps, analysing and breaking down the opponent.
>The actual plan to interrupt it is long and complicated
>Ruby just waits for Jaune to turn around and tackles her out a window.
>>78353771
Pyrrha suffering at it's core revolves around "How can this end with no Arkos" The other girl changes, but the concept remains the same
>>78353800
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11641929/1/You-re-Awesome
For you.
>>78353813
They're worse than Homestuck, anon. Search your feelings; they're going full MLPG and you know it.
>>78353813
You say that like Homestuck did that first.
>>78353800
>Pyrrha puts on a ski mask and tries to kidnap Reese at night
>Reese immediately recognizes her voice and does this: http://youtu.be/x5-JVvCrGC8
>>78353813The joke is that even this completely theoretical bullshit is better than Miles' high school fantasy
>>78353832
And in what way is that 'pretty deep'?
>>78353839
No I don't, I say it like Homestuck is the most infamous fandom I can cite on it in hopes of making these fuckheads stop.
>>78353689
Hope you like hardcore stuff
>>78353814
>implying it wasn't the best LP in recent times
>>78353416
no sir I have not. google it so I know what you were talking about here >>78352509
sounds neat though, might check it out when I have some free time. why did I mention something in the book by accident?
>>78353856
my god how do they even fit in there?!
>>78353813
Since when did shipping get little trifles like that get in it's way?
>>78353856
Oh god, even Slanesh can't handle this
>>78353832
And it's that interchangeability that keeps it fresh.
>>78353845
Basic Physics/10
>>78353855
You do realize people regularly post thread long stories about romancing their waifus.
How is this any worse.
It's just a running gag. One that is going on too long but still a gag.
>>78353755
Nah Its fine. I didn't even want it.
>>78353865
Ryan and Michael were golden. Lindsay and Jeremay were meh.
>>78353813
Look at this fag, I bet he doesn't even ship NeoXMay
>>78353950
>I like cheeki breeki
>I like ice cream
>never thought of shipping them
It's like a dream headcannon come true
>>78353950
Newfags, I swear.
He probably doesn't even think shipping is serious business.
>>78353950
>>78353986
We'll call it Scopes and Scoops
>>78354002
Is May/Yang Cheeki Leg Breeki?
>>78354016
It's called shotty/snipers
>>78353716
Anyone claim it yet?
>>78353815
>Ruby Rose
>Three years younger. Socially retarded. In the possesion of smaller breasts.
>Has somehow managed to master the art of 'Bitch Be On My Man' for someone who isn't even her man while Pyrrha flounders.
>>78354060
You dare question Da Rube's power?
>>78354060
To be fair it's not that hard when the guy is also socially awkward and likes DFC.
>>78354060
She been great at tackling ever since the first episode, she played college ball y'know
>>78354095
The look he gives is something between 'fuck, this is why I should have worn a condom' and 'I hope she doesn't end up being a dead ringer for Summer or things are gonna get awkward'.
>>78354140
>implying Qrow wants to have sex with his daughter
>>78354106
>Ruboobies
>DFC
>>78354129Could have gone pro if she didn't become a huntress.
>>78354140
>"Dammit, now there's TWO Summer's I'll never be able to bang"
>>78354129
Petalmachines, son.
>>78354140
>Implying even Dad Qrow could resist this face
>>78354095
>that guy on stilts in the background
>>78354060
>Pyrrha trains Ruby to be her surrogate tackler of other women
>Using cookies and strawberries she conditions Ruby to tackle any Christmas Cake/shy socially inept nice girl who remotely shows am interest in Jaune.
>Finally, Pyrrha works up the courage to confess to Jaune.
>Is promptly tackled
>"WHAT HAS MEN WROUGHT?"
>>78354238
I honestly don't know what's wrong with me but I can easily see this becoming a very fetishy Lancaster.
>>78354257
I'd be game, probably.
>>78354238
>Ruby keeps on tackling women away from Jaune
>he has a realization
>maybe Ruby's jealous
>what if she likes him?
>Jaune makes a move>Ruby tackles herself
>>78354282
>Spoiler
So, the universe ends this way too?
>>78354300
Have you ever seen a dog chase it's own tail?
It would be kind of like that.
>>78354238
Man, poor Jaune. He's like a plastic bag in the raging winds of all these women. He needs to hook up with Roman so he can teach him the ways of "Fuck bitches, get money".Of course, Neo must be kept away from him for the sake of both of them.
>>78354307
So, adorable?
>>78354279It would involve taking the guard dog metaphor a tad too far with Ruby plopping her self down on top of Jaune after each of the brawls.
>>78354348
I could see it.
>>78354320
That or Felix. But that might result in stabbity jaune which is bad.
>>78354337
>>78354366
I wouldpomfthat puppy.
>>78354337
Puppy Ruby a cute.
>>78354376
The absolute best. 10/10. Others need not apply.
>>78354348
>Ruby shows up once again scuffed up with grass in her hair.
>Plops herself down on Jaune's legs and looks up at him waiting for something.
>He hesitantly pats her head.
>She konks out on his legs.>In the background Pyrrha suffers.
>>78354376
Puppy!
>>78353839
>Stop being Homestuck.
Be Ace Dick Instead.
>You are now Pickle Inspector.
>>78354455
Such a cutie.
>>78354427
>Pyrrha also starts taking the guard dog metaphor too far as well.
>Attempts to get at him when the Rubes is on missions is constantly foiled by a disturbingly accurate and loud ringtone of Ruby screaming Banzai.
>Attempts to distract her with strawberries and cookies always fail because she always grabs them and rushes back to her leader buddy so they can be hidden and horded before the proper owner tries to find them.
>Drugs her one day.
>Ruby still manages to tackle her sleeping through sheer ingrained, Qrow approved Nice Guy cockblocking instinct.
My Rube cant possibly be this cute.
>>78354376
>Those eyes
How is Kuma able to transform Ruby into a being of pure sex?
>>78354589
What about your little Schneester?
my villains poster arrived today, and as usual, the sides are crumpled to shit, with some small tears too
fucking poster shipping, why can't it be more secure
>>78354859
Mine has been En route for 7 days now so i imagine when i get it the tube it comes in will be mulch.
>>78354859
why dont they just make it something like this?
>>78354957
whoops forgot the rest
that way even its allowed to slide a little bit so it doesn't get jammed, and even if it slides some it's not going to hit a solid wall and get crumpled but instead get pinched from the sides.
>>78354743
>All this attention for the Rubes latelyYou guys are great.
>>78354859
>>78354957
Poster shipping technology is something I feel like we should've figured out a long time ago
>>78355046
I mean all you gotta do is keep it from being wrinkled, crumpled, torn, creased, or otherwise physically malformed from its original state, right? it shouldn't have to be so fucking hard. someone with a little know-how in packaging could have probably sat down and figured it out in an hour, decades ago.
>>78355097
I'm really not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.
>>78355046
see the problem is Rooster Teeth probably hired someone in their circle to figure out packaging probably some guy named Steve who interned there for 5 years real big fan of Red Vs Blue but since he was part of the team hes the package guy.
>>78355113
that's probably due to my linguisticineptitude
>>78355131
barb yang it nappa
How's everybody doing?
Drinking them eggnogs, eh?
>>78355173
>eggnogs
Never had it
>>78355173
I love eggnog beyond belief. It makes Christmas time worth it.
>>78355173
Just some rompope but it's basically the same thing.
>>78355173
rewatching old shows, re-reading volumes of bakuman for motivation & inspiration, playing a bunch of games.
>>78355173
Never had it.
I honestly really fucking hate Christmas.
>>78355250
WHY?
>>78355173
>eggnog
Never have, never will
>currently doing
Was playing some Blizzard games earlier, now practicing forPokemon VGC 2015
>>78355250
Likewise, anon
>>78355264
I meant 2016. SHIEZA!!
>>78355173
>>78355210
This is the best Eggnog, There is no better .... i will fight you will all my holiday cheer.
Anyone have some good greentexts with Blake? Kinda in the mood for some vanilla shit.
>>78355258
I never take sick or vacation time off the rest of the year so my boss usually gives me the week off.
It sounds nice but I live alone in a house and my cooking is shit so I mostly spend it reading books and fighting the urge to just buy fast food for every meal.
And since I can't sleep past six am and can't go to sleep until twelve am that's twelve hours of mind numbing isolation and boredom.
>>78355304
Learn how to cook with your free time.
>>78355258
You've obviously never worked in retail
>>78355304
You could use that free time to work on your math
>>78355321
I saw the error within seconds.
Which honestly just makes me dread tomorrow more.
>>78355289
Is that even alcoholic?
>>78355304
Create a machine that makes your waifu real, rob a band, kill a man, become a magical girl, Start a boy band, write a terrible smut book that you know women in there 50's will love and sell like candy.
>>78355440
It's not a smut book but I am writing something.
Horrifically shitty but something.
>>78355394
Its a bit blurry but if you squint your eyes just a tiny bit.
Family friendly until you buy the DLC addon.
I don't watch anime but I've decided to try since I'm watching RWBY.
I've been only watching films, like Perfect Blue, Paprika, and Jin Roh and the jump to the serialized stuff was brutal. There is so much shit.
So as I slowly kill myself with junk food through Christmas can you guys recommend anything?
My tastes usually run either highly pessimistic or adventury as fuck. Like Egil and Nix or Snowcrash.
>>78355547
Cowboy Bebop, FMA: Brotherhood, Deathnote, Evangelion, Initial D, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
>>78355547
>>>/wsr/Boku no Pico
>>78355547
>>78355576
The original FMA is good too; don't forget the movies for either series
Tiger & Bunny is underrated but it's really good I think, especially for a western audience.
You can skip the movies on that though.
>>78355547
>>78355547
Hmmm pessimistic huh like depressing sadness?
Monster, Penguindrum, the second half of Steins gate, Black bullet is sad if you wanna see a bunch of little girls get killed but be a terrible anime, The berserk movie trilogy.
>>78355547
Suisei no Gargantia, Log Horizon, My Hero Academia comes out in April, Seven Deadly Sins sucks but it's fun and it's getting another season and Psycho Pass.
How is any of this rwbyg related?
How is any of this /co/ related?
How much longer will it take till the new episode comes out?
>>78355643
Haven't they given us a schedule
>>78355297
>>78355643
just 12 days so come up with a 12 days of RWBY jingle or something.
>>78355614
Depressing sadness kind of works but not really.
I think the best thing to use to make a gauge of my taste is that I absolutely loved Jin Roh.
It was my kind of story and the main character resounded deeply with me.
I like the kind of stories that come out of Japan that really remind you that they not only got nuked but had been killing each other for hundreds and hundreds of years before that.
>>78355297
Define "vanilla"
>>78355643
Honestly I've seen discussions that were even less RWBY related than this.
At least the original query was prefaced with "Because of RWBY."
Well, anybody wanna play GE for 12 days straight?
>>78355711
Dude I could barely play it the second time around
>>78355297
>>78355674
Define good too
>>78355711
I don't even have the game.Don't think I want the game.
>>78355667
Might like Monster takes place around 1986 Doctor saves a child with a gun shot wound too the head, it cost him his job (just a demotion and his reputation) because he decides the childs life is worth more then a government official with money who came in later.
Child recovers during the Doctor having a conversation with himself about how the head of the hospital are all greedy scum, they end up dead kid with the gun shot wound vanishes comes back years later as a young adult more murders happen all evidence points too the Doctor being the one killing these people.
Story basically with out giving way to much away is about the Doctor trying to stop the real serial killer who's life he saved.
Its kinda long and gets drawn out a bit at times but pretty decent.
>>78355711
i play it often its a fun thing to pick up when you just want mindless action but yeah iono if playing it for 12 days straight will quench the RUBE thirst.
>>78354427
My dick is diamond right now.
>>78355755
Sounds neat.
>>78355589
some good stuf inthere.
I also recommend having a look to "Kingdom", "Blade of the Immortal", "Lone Wolf and Cub" and "Shigurui" as historical type series .
>>78355297
So... fluff? Or smut?
>>78355900
I think he's up for anything as long as it's not some supper fetish bullshit you lot are wont to come up with.
Re-posting for those who didn't see it, pretty gud stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id2kRFj29lo
>>78355945
Reminds me of shit like Phoenix Wrong that you'd see on Newgrounds seven or so years ago.
>>78355945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_pRtOnB31M
>>78355297
>>78355924
Just gonna post some Blake fluff then
>>78355924
Would teen pregnancies count as fetish bullshit?
>>78355304
Just fill that time by jacking off.
>>78355297
>>78356017
>>78355297
>>78356041
Why are there so many Blake stories that focus on Christmas? Not that I'm complaining.
>>78355297
>>78356065
Any ladybug fluff/smut out there? Whiterose would be nice too.
>>78355789Dogmode Ruby having sex with Jaune whole Pyrrha watches.I feel like a piece of shit now.
>>78355924
God damn it that actually sounded like it would turn into a really cute story
>>78356082
Here's some nice Whiterose fluff/smut
>>78356111
Fuck you.
>>78356132
Calm down, BB
>>78356139
People like you are the reason why I always read the last part of greentexts first.
>>78356148
You mean you didn't read the whole thing? Damn shame, it was pretty well done
Best bartender/information broker
>>78355662
On the first day of Christmas, RWBY/g gave to me, a Pyrrha on a JNPR tree
>>78356266
Can't wait to have a doujin with junior raping yang
>>78356281
One the second day Christmas, RWBY/g gave to me, Two Neos smirking, and a Pyrrha on a JNPR tree
>>78356293
It will most likely turn into a Yang gangbang with Junior's henchmen
>>78356293
I'm surprised there isn't one already
Japan reeaaaally likes rape don't they
I blame the A-bombs
Contrary to popular belief, I do like other characters. For instance, Hei Xiong (Junior) seems pretty cool. He survives extreme handjobs and doesn't afraid of anyYang
>>78356266
I wish we could see him more
>Although I will continue to post about timelord Ciel, regardless of obnoxiousness
Best girl
RWBYg.
I have a powerful need
FOR GLYNDA!
>>78356556
Whats up with the Lyrics to Red Like Roses 2? Shits tad bit depressing
>>78356566
It- well it could've added more depth to the show and the characters if they had stuck with it, but we've been told the OST, at least for Volume 1, isn't canon.
>>78355547
>Perfect Blue
When I saw that long ago I swear my friend ruined it for me because she would always ask who is who.
>>78356564
Thank you anon. Every once in a while you need a slice of Christmas cake.
>>78356564
>>78356592
>>78356399
>try to google "Melanie and mil"--
>first realtime suggestion "melanie and militia"
fookin' plebs need more spelling bees
>>78356596
>Pre-teen Glynda
wew there lad.
>>78356592
The outline makes it look like she's got some scruff growing.
>>78356596
>>78356579
>we've been told the OST, at least for Volume 1, isn't canon.
So what about Die?
>>78356619
>>78356601
No, that's this
>>78356623
She honestly looks "younger" in the other one.
>>78356623
>>78356639
>>78356629
I guess it's just a artstylistic thing
Better than breakfastbooty thought
Apparently this is Miltia's dress
>>78356651
Speaking of witch
>>78356619
>>78356672
penultimate glynda
>>78356678
And the finale
>>78356556
I wish Glynda didn't exist!
>>78356670
>>78356556
And I have a powerful need for Cinder. Guess what I never get
>>78356694
But anon who would fix everything?!
>re-watching Oreshura
>Swede qt talks about making MC her fake lover so people stop bothering her
>"Shit, what if Weiss was like that?"
>Confessed everyday by boys at Beacon because of her beauty and Schnee money
>Forcing Jaune to be her "boyfriend" so they all fuck off
>Uses the dumb rumor that Jaune got in the school with fake transcripts
>Jaune falls for it and believes Weiss knows about his fraudulent papers
Writefriends maybe?I got too much on my plate already
>>78356670
>>78356702
Is there a reason why for this design choice?
>>78356670
>>78356702
Holy shit
>>78356721
I don't know, I just noticed the headline on her dress and did a bit of research.
Mentioning NY makes for some valley girl pseudo-class, and Italian is often used for text you don't expect people to actually read and understand. You would have to ask the RT guys, but I'd assume mounty just googled "Italian newspaper new york" when he needed a texture.
>>78356721
Monty liked Chinese/Russian newspapers.
Or something to do with Miltia being proto-Ruby
>>78356266
I too am fond of this man
>>78356771
>>78356786
Makes me think she's either an avid recycler or one of those avant-grade fashion people.
>>78353745
Gold.
>>78356851
Gee I fucking wonder which one it is
>>78356702
>>78356670
>>78356851
How even do Remnant people get Italian newspapers? Or New York references?
>>78356579
Potentially canon
>>78356870
Probably from the same intradimensional portal Weiss got her German name.
>>78356629
That's just how drawfriend did his thing
>>78356888
One of those is a cock
>>78356868
She recycles duh.
She even uses her spike things to pick up trash.
>>78356870
As far Remnant is concerned, there is no Italy so for them it's just the dominant language that's being "stylized"
Like the actual New York doesn't exist in this world and may just be two words somebody put together.
>>78353745
Its_been_a_long_time_coming_but_it_finally_came.mp3
>>78356901
If that's the case, who or what is New York?
>>78356896
That's a mean way to talk about Yang, even if she did cripple someone.
>>78356721
Usually I'd assume it would be an homage to that Alborghetti guy, but he seems to be some generic abstract artist-academic with a fetish for rust and torn posters. Not exactly where I'd assume RT's or Mounty's taste lies.
He does a whole lot of red stuff though.
>I was fascinated by the tears left by a bill-sticker. The colors were similar to those of blood and fire coming down to the gray cement. This year is the tenth anniversary of Nine Eleven and I decided to dedicate this picture to the Fallen in the attack”.
>>78356939
>>78353745https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WTgupy5yps
>>78353745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkKOeeYko7w
>>78356939
He was going to be a dancer!
She didn't just pulverize his knee into teeny-tiny bit, she pulverized his dreams. She kneecapped art itself!
>>78356923
A regional slang maybe for a place better named "Atlantis"?
Finally got around to the most recent ep.
Fight was pretty badass, I thought.I really hope they don't drag this "misunderstanding" shit out too long though
The real question is why didn't Yang just duck?
>>78357278
That would be out of character. She is a "punch first, ask qustions while punching" kinda person.
Reminder of Monty's godliness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcK7Y9VSs5M
>>78357287
Even if he attacked first, wouldn't it be more sensible to avoid the attack anyway? She must have known he was out of aura. Even if he attacked first, countering by shooting his knee with a shotgun punch is probably bad sportsmanship for such a match.
>>78357278
You can tell she actively wanted to punish Mercury for it. Which would've been fine if, y'know, everyone knew what she was seeing. It probably wouldn't have worked against someone else.
>>78357330
It would've been an act of self defense.
>>78357278
Yangs pretty hot headed.
what it Amber is a raging slut and infects Pyrrha when they fuse
>>78357278
Because Yang isn't very smart
If you speed up all of the volume 1 and 2 songs, which sounds the most like a bluegrass version?
>>78353745
Somethingsweet yet goofythat wouldbutcher the moment yet be funny looking back on it.
>>78357400
Then Pyrrha would be a better character.
>>78357400
That depends on whether or not Amber's soul retains its consciousness and gains limited control over Pyrrha.
>>78357330
>>78357333
I really hope this forced drama doesn't overstay its welcome
Hell, it almost already has
>>78357438
It will most than likely either end next episode or the one after
>>78357460
What I'm worried about is the Grimm got riled up when a stadium of people reacted to bad sportsmanship. Makes you think what kind of crazy Fahrenheit 451 bullshit they'd need to, or consider pulling to make the Grimm even more docile.
They should introduce Christmas-Grimm that are attracted to sources of great nativity.
>>78353656
Can any RWBY character even scratch him?
>>78357543
Only the top tier characters
>>78357543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qivKjZ0jgik
>>78357559
Has there ever actually been a fic of Garret and Dante fighting each other?
>>78357567
Not as far as I know.
Is it bad that I like Garret's weapon design?
>>78357580
I've seen worse, but it's too blocky and shit.
>>78357566
Now I feel bad for maining swordmaster...
>>78357567
>Fic of a fanfic character
pls no
>>78357619
>maining one style
>in DMC4
This ain't DMC3 kid
>>78357559
You hurt the bun with your shitposting
>>78357690
I know, but I barely touched royal guard is what I mean.
>>78357789
why not, RG is the best style
Thread is slow, post your Waifu!
>>78357797
Nah, I found it too boring and unnecessary. I mainly switched between swordmaster and gunslinger and dodged most attacks thrown at me. Though I may have to reconsider my strategy when I take on the Bloody Palace.
>>78357422
Maybe she'll just get a spirit Amber following her.
>>78355173
>drinking eggnog
I swear, you gringos have no taste
>>78357816
Like Yoda? That'd be creepy as all hell.
>>78356153
My favorite.
>>78357808
>>78355173
What hell even is eggnog? I hear it in shows all the time, but I've never actually seen anywhere sell it. I'm assuming there are eggs involved, but beyond that I have no idea.
>>78355128
I know this is a late reply, butI remember they mentioned it on a podcast that they outsource their shipping to some company and that they always get complaints about damage and time, but they're the only ones that will do it for a decent price, so they're more or less stuck with them.Ie: Just Burns being Burns.
>>78357856
from memory, it's like an egg and vanilla milkshake with some form of booze in it. Don't quote me on that though.
>>78357856
A concoction of milk, cream, sugar, and whipped eggs. Often has nutmeg or cinnamon in it and it's commonly mixed with bourbon.