We post the best American dad moments, quotes
>Why is there a leopard on the cheetos bag?
>It's a cheetah
>There's so much beauty in the world
>>78345656
>Roger holds a cat food bag to keep himself on ground
>He drops the bag
>He starts floating
The gold poo saga is one of my favorite subplots.
>>78345752
Joint custody is one of the funniest episodes in the whole show
>>78345777
this
>>78345656
oh
OH
>OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>78345656
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>>78345858
>Daddy, will you read to me?
>Who the hell are you?
>*whimper*
and
>Well Roger it looks like it's just you and me
>*shotgun blast*
>And now it's just me
Joint Custody should be in the cartoon hall of fame.
>>78345656
>Evening, Officer
>Evening
>Even
>Ing
>Making things even
>Sir step out of the vehicle
>But what about my scale model?
>Stan it took quite a bit of doing but I managed to wipe my butt with it
>Roger, I'll kill you!
>I'm not Roger. I'm the phantom.
>(Stan removes the mask and gasps) Roger!
>Well, yeah. Who did you? What?
>So have you heard anything? Is Chaz gonna be okay?
>...no...
I love the moments of genuine confusion in this show
>Would you like to hear a joke?
>Do they have jokes in your country or is it just sadness all the time?
>Are you sad right now?
>>78345656
>>78345752
>>78345858
>>78346721
>>78346740
DUDE WEED LMAO XD
Maybe baby
>>78347414
u wanna fuckin go m8 ill lay u the fuck out bruv
I don't even know what it is about this gag but it always makes me crack up
>>78347560
Maybe baby?
>>78345656
>He hasn't talked to his dad in years and his mom left before he was born
>How...how could she do that?
>"He cares about me more than anything!"
>There's your criminal. Just give me the money.
>That's all I care about.
>Money.
>Not Jeff.
>Money.
>"There, see!"
>"Oh wait, am I Jeff, or money...?"
>"Oh man, I'm Jeff."
This is the best episode
>What are those?
>Are they Hitlermelons?
>No. What? No.
THE SPIRITS ARE DANCING ALL AROUND US
POPPIN' N' LOCKIN' MOSTLY
The advertisement for crack was golden.
>Suspect is six foot two AND A BASTARD
>Put a picture up!
>I don't have a picture!
>Then just describe her!
>SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL!
>Let's talk about it over drinks. Maybe at my place?
>Let's talk about it over your brains. Maybe all over the place? Delightful.
>>78345656
That episode with Steve and the Cat.
>SON OF A WHORE
His voice always cracks me up.
Am I high or... I mean I'm definitely high, but we've had this exact thread before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQwSCM0C-54
Step aside
>Cheeserscameback.
>Pine cones are grenades!
>I was that baby!
I love when Stan was trying to shoot that one guy but dolphins kept jumping in the way.
>He thinks he's so cool because his band plays sororities and he's always having so much sex!
MIND QUAD!
Hobo: Hey brother, spare a quarter?
Stan: "Spare" money? Never understood that...
>Hayley pulling a King Kong on a model skyscraper
>RC planes start harassing her
Security guard (holding controller): Why are we doing this?
Guard 2 (also with controller): Why? Aren't you having fun?
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>>78345656
>>His eyes are red from smokin' weeeeed
>>78348572
>I can't believe you're an educator, Brian.
>My job's mostly administrative...
>Hey Bill, you ever pull it in the great big blue?
>Hey, don't judge. Wipe that look off my face.
>>78348616
>car crash
>Principal gets out of car
>"It's not my fault. I was texting!"
>Stan checks phone
>Text from Lewis: Ima crash into you!
Stelio! Stelio Kontos!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-hGCeC4mag
Movie be damned
No! Ahhh, my eyes!
My mouth!
My back!
My begonia!
My Sharona!
My Best Friend's Wedding! Ahhh, my eyes again!
>"Goodbye Steve."
>Steve exits Lewis' office
>"And hello, desk sandwich."
>turns on bank of monitors and starts watching stuff going on around school
>werewolf shows up on one of the monitors and kills a janitor
>"Oh Shit!"
Ollie Norths Gold episode when Stan gets in the car crash, the medic and fire fighter banter is hilarious
>>78348895
>werewolf shows up on one of the monitors and kills a janitor
werewolf was the janitor
>>78348784
And Luis!Part of me wanted Stan to nonchalantly snap his neck because of his CIA training and proving his point.
>>78345777
They recently started it up again. The old lady who wanted to go to Boca was executed for killing her husband, and her son finds it. So how does it end up at The Battle of Boca Raton during the rapture? I wonder if they forget they kinda ended the plot in the rapture episode.
>>78348964
Stan's powerlevel fluctuates a lot throughout the show.
>>78347854
Rubbernecking song was pure gold.
>Pinecones are Grenades.....
>oh crap.
TAKE THE SHOT!!! NOT MY FACE!
I like video games.
>>78349174
I like Scaredy Boys.
>>78349187
Uh you and I clearly have stuff we need to work out.
>>78349076
Leave the blade in the sheath so it doesn't get dull.
(Leave the cap on so it doesn't dry out...)
>>78348895
I remember seeing that episode early on when I thought the show sucked and it was the first joke that really got me.
>>78347414
This is becoming a bigger meme than actual cannabis use
>>78349245
"So, how'd the big night turn out?"
"It was There's no word to describe it.
Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close."
"Let-let me try and put it in terms you can understand, Imagine being high at a rusted root concert While two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john."
"Wow. That actually does sound really good."
"Yeah. I'd like that, too."
>>78347703
Maybe baby.
>>78349349
It's like every meme 4chan gets a hold of, people here can't use things in moderation
> Here's a good meme for making fun of people whose entire personalities revolve around pot
> HAHA I BET IT WILL BE EXTRA FUNNY IF I BRING IT UP EVERY TIME WEED IS MENTIONED, EVER
> I'LL BE COOL RIGHT I'M USING MEMES
>>78348895
This made me laugh so hard the first time I saw it. Most of my favorite shows aren't as funny uncensored. American Dad is funnier with the bleeps.
>>78347920
>Cheesers came back.
Funniest moment in the show for me
"You, put that tub of mayonnaise in my car. I'm gonna make it my girlfriend."
"Chaz, can you take me home? My tummy doesn't feel so good. I should have just had sex with that mayonnaise."
Am I the only one that hates the "Steve tries to get laid" episodes?
>>78349750
the roller derby one is allright.
>>78345656
>We're gettin' primal in this house! AUGH WAUGH WAUGH WAUGH
>"no matter what happens we stick together"
>"hi it's just me I'm by myself"
>"what happened?"
When Klaus was doing the behind the scenes commentary in Bullocks To Stan killed me.
>>78345656
>Who ties your shoes?
>I do it myself, ma'am.
>my therapist says I'm a bad kisser
>>78345656
>Oh my god, I'm HIS Francine!
>Drink to dull your shame?
>Oh, Piggy wants two drinks? Drink it Piggy! Taste good, Pig?
>My mother stole my boyfriend!
>And your boyfriend stole my wife! Let's get back at them by dating each other!
>Wait a minute
>Daddy didn't think that one through
>>78349205
Would you, /co/?
Iwouldn't.
>>78349498
>Watching Bush Comes to Dinner on a streaming site
>"And this is my son Steve!"
>"Holy fuck, we just called you!"
Usually I'm the same, but that one got a good laugh out of me.
I may be terrible, but I found the domestic abuse jokes in Rough Trade amusing. When Francine keeps getting injured and people think it's Stan.
>You shall not pass!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsjYN-Zr9Gw
>>78347870
>That disclaimer
>"If you experience any of these side effects, please consult your doctor. You may need more crack"
>>78350348
>I deserved it for leaving the mop out
>>78350348
>It was my fault for leaving the mop out"
That one kills me.
Also, the end of "Can I Be Frank With You?" and the PSA with John Hamm. "Most domesticate disputes are just two people trying to figure things out. Don't get involved. I don't care what you THINK you saw. Just keep your eyes down, and keep walking!"
>>78345656
>Stan, I'm drunk and I'm about to be raped. Come pick me up in.... 45 min minutes.
>Hot Jazz in Your Face closed a while ago. People just stopped...coming
>I'm just gonna stare at the lake and think about how I almost killed a baby.
>>78345656
The entire segment of Patrick Stewart in the theater episode.
>Acting
>>78350350
this hit too close too home with me
who is debby based off of his sister?
debby is basically a fat haley
>>78350604
>I started collecting fingers when I was in Vietnam. Last summer, on holiday. I was on a sex tour. Did not get laid, had zero game, just kept cutting off fingers!
Patrick Stewart gets the best lines.
>>78350350
I'd jam the hell out of Joy Division with Debbie's fat ass
>What just happened? Did I win? Hey, wait! That TV's real, I bought that!
>>78350089
>"Stan's sandwich is actually made of cardboard and glycerin. It was made by Rick Baker and cost $70,000."
>>78350350
Whem her and Steve get back together.
>You had me at dessert.
>I didn't say dessert.
>*hug*
>>78350749
I think they made his character like that just so they could hear Patrick Stewart say a ton of crazy nonsensical shit.
>I'll serve it "Allah Mode" that means God be with Ice Cream
tried it out once at a diner
alot of people were pissed
>>78350844
It's like Adam West in Family Guy.
And credit to Patrick Stewart, he delivers the lines perfectly.
>Yes! Kill him!
>Him too!
>No, not him! That's me!
>>78350898
Adam West is crazy in other shows too, though.
>>78349000
The Christmas episodes are non-canon.
>Look, if a mom takes a kid to the mall and loses the kid, do you blame the mom? ...No! No, you don't!
>>78351067
>Sutherland, that Kieffer spawning bastard.
>"Alright guys, let's go out there! If we're lucky, we might just take a few of them with us!"
>"Oh god! We're not taking any of them with us!"
>>78350807
Sorry man gotta correct this
>You had me at Lasagna
>I didn't say Lasagna
>Well I was thinking about it
Dirty make out session
>Jewish history is a history of unethical conduct! First the Pharisees killed Jesus Christ, the only true son of God. And isn't it true that the Jews put a secret sauce on their Rubens that is actually just Thousand Island?
>And who shot Gianni Versace? Was it a Jew? I don't know, it was in Miami.
>>78351455
Steve's expression after he says "Jesus Christ, the only true son of God" always kills me.
>>78349392
>Schmooblydong?
I've found myself saying that when at a loss for words
>>78349484
>> Here's a good meme for making fun of people whose entire personalities revolve around pot
I thought it was for making fun of overused shitty drug themed humor?
>>78349720
"I should have just had sex with that mayonnaise."
>mfw little bitty things
>>78348895
This one always gets me
Steve, you're in jail? Then get Toshi to tag you out. What? You're in real jail?! Don't let anyone tag you!
>>78347909
I thought the same, I had to check the date because i thought it was the one from the past.
>>78347414
>>>/v/
Your welcome.
>I'm sure you'll like Mexico, though
>It's just like America
>On opposite day
Faking Bad is one of my favorite episodes. Just because every single character was on point in that episode.
I also loved the Camp Refoogee episode just for the Roger/Francine story.
>What was it again dear, ECONOMICS?!
>Too late now its been established.
>>78352163
>Roger sits down
>Takes off his glasses
>Breathes on them
>Wipes them off
>Puts them back on
>"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda"
>>78352212
>Is it over?
>Yes.
>Are we going to be okay?
>Yes.
>Do you think maybe the baby couldn't have drowned in the pool?
>No, you left the gate open and she sank like a stone. You have to live with that for the rest of your life.
>>78352163
On principle I think I should dislike Faking Bad because it's a Parody episode, but goddamn it's funny.
>Stan's breakdown of all the characters
>Francine coming to the window and watching Stan's fake date with an impassive expression
>Roger having to repeat his character name all the time
>Every line the Bouncer has
When Roger is killing off the frat boys with his limo, the surviving fraternity brothers are polebearing a coffin to the grave plot.
>I can't believe Chet's dead!
>I can't believe I already banged his girlfriend!
>I can't believe I watched!
>Oh you did more than watch, bro!
And then they do this silly tickle handshake, and the fact they're doing it mid-funeral is what makes it so hilarious.
>>78351634
>you want a novelty belt buckle with Tweety bird on it?
>his eyes are red from smokin weed
>>78352331
whenever Roger has a closing line for the show it's always golden. Like when he was pretending to be an elderly woman on vacation, and he dumps her "husbands" ashes out into the ocean.
>Thank you, Omar. Thank you for showing me I can go on without you... I know what you did to our kids, you monster! (laughs) Why can't I leave things nice?
>>78345752
i've had many dreams where I float away like this and I have to hold on to something, it's real unnerving
>>78352390
>You're going to kill 5 people over $20!?
>Are you really asking that to the guy who just last week killed 6 people over $19?
>Francine says she's going to be Greg and Terry's surrogate mother
>"I thought I had seen every episode of Star Trek. Wait, is this Deep Space 9? I won't watch that. It's garbage and I'll tell you why. One-"
>This isn't science fiction, Stan, it's REAL fiction
I just love how Stan completely missed the point and started going on a Star Trek rant.
>>78352845
have you mentioned this fact before on /co/ or is this a common thing people have
>>78349834
>steve didnt just keep lying about being trans and get that sweet dyke puss
they didnt even say he had to get a sex change, just keep acting like a woman
>First thing we'll need to do is raise $80 to buy you a costume. We could put on a show or raffle off a microwave, or-
>But I have $80
>Oh... Okay then.
Eat... my... BOWLS!
>Now, while I'm gone, I need you to manage my fantasy basketball team.
>Can I make any trades?
>No. Just set the lineup.
>Stan, you need a power forward.
>I have Dirk Nowitzki.
>He's soft, Stan. You need a thug. You need Ron Artest.
>I don't want Ron Artest. You know what, forget it. I'll have Steve set my lineup.
>Fine. Let that nerd set your lineup. Watch you lose.
>But first, where's Steve? I want to see how my fantasy basketball team is doing.
>Well, he understood the fantasy part, but had no idea what basketball was. He tried to add three griffins and an orc to your roster.
>Fucking nerd.
>You hurt your family with what you did, Steve. You made us weaker as a unit.
>Roger, what Dad's trying to say is that you're part of the family! We couldn't make a family plan without you!
>That's what I was going to say, before Steve stole my moment. You defiled my moment son. Riiiight in front of my wife.
So a question guys, what was going on at the end of Daddy Queerest when Stan and the crowd start chanting "Rudy, Rudy! RUDY!"
It makes me laugh, but I don't quite get it.
>>78353309
Its an old football movie about a kid who gets to play for the university of Michigan
>>78353355
Alright, cool.
>"He did it! He made in the game for one play and made a tackle!"
That always gets me.
If you're gonna masturbate then do it where we all do, on Steve's bed!
>>78353371
That was basically the actual ending of the movie.
100 AD has some great moments
>If I'm not being haunted, then who's POSSESSING ME?
>Stop it. Stop it Wheels. STOP IT WHEELS' FATHER! *Gasp*
and the part where Stan hallucinates turning back time like Superman.
"Here is your official Senior Toad's sombrero, and your complimentary fire extinguisher that shoots tequila."
"Is this.....heaven?
"No. It's Mexico."
"That makes sense, 'cause it smells like Mexico."
"Now, all that remains is your franchise fee of $50,000."
*Opens breifcase*
"This is just a photocopy of a 14-year-old boy's butt."
*Folds picture puts in coat*
*Slams fist on table*
"What is the meaning of this?!"
>>78353616
The way he shuffles backwards there is great.
>>78353386
>WHAT
>>78345656
"You know what that'lldo to society? Girls playing with trucks, boys playing with dolls, horses eating each other.
Yes, horses eating each other.
Read the Bible!"
>>78353784
Or my personal fav of Stans.
"My old college javelin"
Riding in Santa Claus' sleigh, on the way to Bavaria to rescue Steve.
>"What a beautiful full moon"
>"You know once you get over the clouds, it's always a full moon."
>"Is that true?"
>"Is any of this?"
Anyone discover a lot of cool music from American Dad?
>Majestic
>Electric Feel
>Looper
>Thunder in Your Heart
>>78353853
>After you help me kill Krampus, you guys are on my permanent good list! You and Jesus
>But he's Jewish
>HE IS!?
>>78353868
lol so i see a few of you have been watching BB3
>>78353860
I'm quite fond of Cilantro.
>>78353784
Now I'm really curious if that's true.
>>78353915
Nah, but it's been on in the past week and I love all the AD Christmas episodes.
>"Oh my god! Nemo spelled backwards is Omen! He is the Antichrist!"
>"But.... you picked the name Nemo."
>>78354041
I'm always surprised when a band shows up and they're actually real.
I still hum "El Perro" whenever I'm cooking.
>>78349484
It doesn't even stop at weed. /tv/ uses it to dismiss anything they don't like.
DUDE REFERENCES LMAO
>Jeff?! I thought you drowned!
>Nope.
>Alright.
>>78352845
have I got a movie for you
>>78354049
>*flood comes and washes Jeff away*
>Jeff!
>Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
>>78353860
My Morning Jacket
maybe baby
>>78348966Ricky Spanishhhh
>>78346721
>The indian in the backseat who dropped his rollo's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUBdrL09hqo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cE4lkYgyA8
>ANDY DICK IS GAINING ON US!
>OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A GUN!
>he veers off and robs a gas station
An ok episode with one of the best endings ever
>>78354210
This is a parody of an old viral video right?
>>78347909
>So I hear you like to sample things excessively and then not buy.
>Is that what you like to do? Those pizza bagels are my life.
>I make those tiny bagels by hand.
It's even better for me because that is literally my job. The shit customers will do and say when you're giving away free food is horrifying.
>"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA DO WHAT I SAY OR I WILL PUT MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASSHOLE YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU CRAWLED OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S TWAT"
>"Barry!"
>"I made a swear..."
>>78347574
Why is this making me laugh so hard?
>>78348966
Ricky.
...SPANISHHHH
>>78349498
>Most of my favorite shows aren't as funny uncensored. American Dad is funnier with the bleeps.
Profanity is always funnier with bleeps.
>>78353634
>I must plan my next move carefully
Proceeds to shoot tequila into own mouth until black out
>>78345656
... Cheezers came back
>>78352212
>In the words of every sitcom character in the mid-90s and everyone in the Midwest during the rest of the 90s, don't go there.
>"WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE REALIZE THAT ROBOTS ARE EROTIC!?"
Yo Mama bin Fartin
>>78354824
>That last one was not erotic to everybody
>>78349750
that is 90% of Steve eps or B plots. Literally his character trope.
One of my favorite scenes is Bullock's drug deal that the family witnesses while waiting for Roger's ship. Hell, every Bullock scene is my favorite scene.
>Welcome back, Mouschwitz
>I can't get within 100 feet of her and her sugary sweet ass
>>78354890
That's Principal Lewis anon, not Bullock.
>>78353807
...remember?
>>78354910
Son of a bitch. It's late, I'm wired and can't get to sleep, mistakes were bound to happen.
>>78354939
It's fair. Lewis is pretty damn funny.
>I love my D-nuts! BLACK BAGELS Y'ALL!
>Legally I have to say yes, but personally? I don't know how Asbestos can be bad for you, it's got "best" right in it.
>>78350033
>I'm their manager, why haven't I heard about this?
>Well I tried calling you but[continues mouthing words in front of him]ad connection
>God my service sucks
>"And then we're going to Five Corners, and you're gonna watch me Breakdance in five States AT THE SAME TIME!
Ba-Donkin donuts, the hole with the soul.
>Is that what you intended to say, Superintendent?
>That's what I superintendent to say.
>... Yaaaaay!
>>78355082
Reminds me of Futurama's "You'd Ruth Bater believe it."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvPnsciUja4
Still can't believe Steve is voiced by the guy who played Malarkey in Band of Brothers.
>>78345656
>I'll take the stool gardeners AND the stool softeners. My stools won't know WHAT to do!
>>78355178
*hardeners
Fuck
https://vimeo.com/125172965
>>78355223
This is exactly how I feel when I'm at wine tastings and the vintner is spouting some bullshit about orange peels and daffodil aromas
>>78353860
Rush, too!
>>78355174
Fuck, remind me which one that was. I love Band of Brothers, but I could never keep track of the characters that weren't Ross or Joe Toyt.
Also, apparently his VA cut a R&B album, which might explain this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfTfWb6q68k
>>78355300
Wait, when did they do Rush?
Why do I not remember this?
>>78355323
Snot and Steve were air guitarring to 2112 in the opening of that one ep
>>78355335
Shit, that's right.
I love the music in AD, they do a good job of switching the musical styles enough to keep it fresh.
>mfw I keep singing Steve and Krampus' duet at work
>>78355300
Don't forget Roger playing Tommy Emmanuel's version of Classical Gas to beat that hipster in the guitar contest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S33tWZqXhnk
>>78355402
>A real human being can play like that
I mean, I was aware it was possible, but damn.
>>78353860
It kindled my love for Hall & Oates.
All of these quotes made me want to do an American Dad marathon this week.
>Stan, remember the first rule of any wedding is that the bride is always beautiful. The second rule you can read on my website. You have to be eighteen to log on. I have some sexy barnyard stuff on there that is NOT for everyone; I could get in a lot of trouble. If you do decide to check it out you need to clear your history right away. You may need to uninstall your browser. I'm telling you scrub that thing clean. If you think you're being too cautious, you're not. They will take us both to jail.
>"I'm gonna hit the jukebox. See if they've got any Kieth Sweat up in this piece."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfTfWb6q68k
>That episode with Qrrrcchhhh
>Her voice was really sexy
>Find out it's Kim Kardashian
I wanna live my life like Kanye so I was pleasantly surprised
A suicidal lemur stole my gun
>>78355552
From the same scene:
>Roger/Jeannie Gold: Stan, these are my sons, Alex and Ron. They're in Columbia Film School.
>Stan: How is that possible?
>Roger/Jeannie Gold: I know. I look too young to have kids in college.
>Stan: No, that you have children when your persona is completely fabricated...
>Roger/Jeannie Gold: We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams.
>Stan: That is an unsatisfying answer.
>I did trap him! That Copper Pot is in your basement! They're next to my old skis!
>They're Super long! And super fast!
I don't know why, but that one l
always makes me laugh.
Anyone know what that Japanese pop song future Cyborg Stan plays for Francine is?
>>78355626
I love it when Roger's personas just go off the edge into absurdity
>"I think I know someone who can help! Let's just hope it's not me in a disguise."
>Roger and Stan arrive at an office building and walk inside.
>"Oh good, I'm just the receptionist!"
>Camera cuts across the room to show Roger in full costume behind the desk.
>"Excuse me, I'm an Administrative Professional."
>That one episode where a Japanese businessman bought American Dad
>The last few minutes were an advertisement for a hotel
That was a strange episode
>>78355656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPD2y4gT3vw
I'm more interested in the one that plays when they dress up Klaus for cute pet pics
>>78355683
>That entire episode about Sydney
>>78355656
>>78355695
You know, I honestly thought it was a song that was made for the show.
>>78354975
>I got a tear in my containment suit!
>Back off there's no reason we both gotta die!
>>78355683
>that episode where they're doing the bar mitzvah heist
>the end where Roger looks to the entrance and nods to himself in disguise
>>78353860
I GET THAT I AM EXTREMELY LATE ON THIS QUESTION BUT AMERICAN DAD SHOWED ME MY FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51CO2S1TGDs
>>78355752
>Wait, how'd I get here? I think I'M cracked in the head!
>>78355752
>"Wait, how did I get here?"
And I also loved,
>It's you, isn't it? I'm gonna get there, and it's gonna be you.
>>78355683
>>78355771
I also love the episode where he reveals that he's got a single persona that each member of the family can't see past
>>78355794
I wish they would have kept one a secret and had an episode where you see a new character who turns out to be Roger in disguise, but they drew him the way the family member sees him, so we don't know it's him until the end.
>>78355764
>drunk, introspective and vaguely lonely
THIS WAS AN INOPPORTUNE TIME TO POST THIS
>>78355833
YOU WILL WALLOW IN YOUR SADNESS AND YOU WILL LOVE IT
I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU ARE LONELY
>>78355822
There's actually one character that's been Roger in disguise this whole time. It's just that nobody, not even the audience, can tell!
Can YOU guess who it is?
>>78355822
They could still do that and get away with it,
>You can't participate Klaus, I hate you. I say that not out of anger, but simply as a fact. It's 67 degrees outside and I hate you.
>>78355882
its principal Lewis isn't it.
>>78355882
They should totally do this. Has Principal Luis ever been seen at the same time as Roger outside of Tearjerker 2?
>Oh no, not the kitties and the birdies!
>I killed them. I killed them all! Do you hear that Stan!
>>78355923
The episode where Roger is Steve's legal guardian has a scene or two where they're both on-screen.
>>78355921
>>78355923
Too obvious. Try again!
>>78350847
I'm sure at least one person laughed.
>>78345656
=S
>>78350807
>Roger takes a picture of Debbie's ass
>camera auto adjusts to landscape mode
>>78355848
I appreciate the offer anon, but I'm not really that lonely.
I'm just drunk, home alone and it's midnight so all my friends are asleep.
>>78356378
oh okay.
sorry.
>>78355882
It's Toshi
>>78356416
Do you need a friend anon?
>>78356434
i don't NEED one per se, but making friends is the nicest thing in the world.
>>78356444
It is pretty cool. Most of mine are at least a day's travel away right now, so it can be difficult sometimes, especially since they're damn near impossible to get a hold of consistently. I like my job and I like where I'm living, but eventually I'm gonna have to move back.
>>78356444
>>78356456
You two should fuck
>>78356504
That seems like it would be difficult to accomplish.
>>78348572
My face hurts from laughing just thinking about it.
>>78356456
have you not made friends in your new location?
>>78356504
b-but anon...
>>78356517
Oh, I have a few, but it's mostly just work friends. The place I live has a high population of retirees, and most of the people my age I meet have their own thing going on. Part of it is also that I'm pretty closed off a lot of the time, most of the friends I have I met through other friends.
>>78354100
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>78356421
>Why do you speak Japanese I DON'T EVEN SPEAK JAPANESE!
>>78349498
agreed. kinda sucks the AS/TBS season can say shit uncut now, but I guess that's also kinda cool.
>>78356529
Time to level a new skill that can be learned with others. good luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQOtGIwlm1c
Vietnam one is best.
And fuck everything with black junkie Rector in it.
>hasnt seen American Dad ever
>lmao its bad haha because family guy
Damn it Josh American Dad is hilarious
>>78347912
That's shit.
>I can't believe there is lava under Washington DC
>Where do you think the hot air comes from
>>78357179
>They start laughing
>Cut to the sub-plot for a minute or so
>Cut back to Stan and Steve still laughing
MYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>78357346
>Roger does the bit from Scent of a Woman
"You're not even listening to me are you?"
"I'm a grey ghost too."
>>78353860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyTOPwarPG0
>>78357451
I wonder, is that song based on something that is already out or made for this episode?
>>78357468
Songs name was in the youtube name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOErsvgUK58
>>78351455
In case anyone was wondering, the guy who killed Versace was a half Italian, half Filipino named Andrew Cunanan.
>>78357621
No one was wondering .
>>78355923
In Ricky Spanish they're old friends
>>78347875
Greg and terry are GOAT AD characters
>eww I saw it!
>you know she has one, why do you keep looking
>I don't trust it
>>78357807
>I'll kill the gay news team
>-gasp-
>you could have just said news team
>>78357711
But how many of rodgers characters have long backstories connecting them
>Look everyone, Steve Smith has a buffalo too!
>My girlfriend doesn't walk on hooves madam, and as far as I know she's never been hunted near extinction!
>THAT'S RIGHT, SAY WORDS!
>>78349720
>Roger's a dirty cop. [beat] He's been on the force for three hours!
>>78358095
>is Chaz gonna be okay?
>....no
>oh
>>78347788
Same way Dr. Doofenschmirtz' parents weren't there for his birth.
