>$14.4 Million first weekend
>13% Tomatometer Rating
What went wrong, /co/?
>>78338274
Star Wars
It came out the same weekend as TFA?
>>78338274
why did any film bother coming out the same weekend as star wars? the idiots who made this movie were deluded if they thought people would take their kids to see a chipmunk movie instead of fucking star wars
Generic Cut Out Characters
The Smart One
The Radical One
The Fat One
Wow, much original very amaze
>>78338300
Someone thought that counter marketing actually works.
looks like it got
>>78338274
It was going to be a shit movie from the get go, and it was released on the same date as Star Wars.
That's sending a movie to die right there.
>>78338300
They probably figured they'd get all the run off from people who tried to see Star Wars but had all the tickets be sold out.
>>78338300
OR maybe that was the point. It's a dead month now so may as well kill it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW2YU3ce-_Y
This is how they promoted the movie guys.
>>78338351
>>78338351
>we put VIRAL VIDEO in the title!
>this will definitely go viral!
>14K views
>>78338274
>What went wrong, /co/?
No david cross this time
>>78338274
their genitals are all over that car.
>>78338351
JEsus fuck seriously? That's a whole 'nother level of awful
>>78338351
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
>>78338351
This is amazing in how terrible it is
>>78338387
I guess you could say they've hit Rock bottom
>>78338351
Christmas stopped being cool anyway
>>78338351
>The pizza just fucking dissapears at 00:53
>>78338274
How could this possibly succeed?
>>78338351
Lovecraft was right.
>>78338274
It was going up against Star Wars, what did you think was going happen?
I-Is it finally over?
Please tell me Star Wars murdered those little shits, please tell me it's over.
>>78338667
It doesn't so much disappear as much as it does just shrink rapidly to imply that it is being eaten. THEN it disappears.
>Critics Consensus: In some respects, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip is a marginal improvement over prior installments, although this in no way qualifies as a recommendation.
kek
1. Alvin and the Chipmunks is a shovelware tier franchise.
2. Star Wars.
>>78338351
Wew lad. There's not even much you can say in response to that.
>>78338351
So was this the apocalypse the Mayan we're warning us about
>>78338351
>Jason Lee is slowly balding and dying on sceen
>>78338316
it worked for sisters, actually
star wars has a large demographic, but the late 30-early 40 women demo isn't one of them
>>78339034
You would be balding and dying inside too if your main source of movie income is the Chipmunk movies.
>>78339247
He does those movies so he doesn't have to work and can just skateboard all year.
>>78339068
>star wars has a large demographic, but the late 30-early 40 women demo isn't one of them
I guess women finally stopped pretending to like "Star Wars".
Speaking estimated percentage wise for a movie like this, how much does box office matter compared to DVD sales, merchandise, Netflix/Hulu/Amazon video revenue, CN buying the rights to play it on tv, etc.?
Because, yea the movie fucking bombed like Hiroshima, but it'll probably make its money back eventuality, right?
Also,
>releasing on the same day as fucking Star Wars
Did the guy in charge of its release date just fucking hate his job or what's the logic here? Releasing anything in the same fucking month as a new Star Wars is half past retarded, let alone the same goddamn day.
>>78338966
The last 3 movie made 300-400 million a piece. This one failed thanks to Star Wars.
>>78338274
>$14.4 Million first weekend
>13% Tomatometer Rating
Everything is as it should be.
>>78338351
Is this the real life?
The movie only existed as a cash grab so why did they bother going against Star Wars? Was the movies budget so low that they knew even going alongside what will be the most viewed movie of the year it'll still make a profit?
>>78339408
Not to tip my fedora too hard with the whole "fake nerd girl" spiel, but I'm genuinely curious how many people saw it for "nerd cred" or just out of obligation because Star Wars.
Like imagine episodes if Episodes 1-6 never existed, and this the Force Awakens was the first ever Star Wars movie, would it have been even a fraction as successful?
>>78338274
>using the same fucking stock image as the one used on the posters for the first film, but with sunglasses pasted on
What the actual fuck.
>>78338351
Oh I get it, it is so very obvious now....
The WEST must be destroyed, is that it?
>>78338351
>The chipettes dancing to a fart song
>>78338274
Pizza toots.
>>78338351
sometimes mere reaction images can't convey the sheer amount of brain-dissolving rage I'm experiencing.
I keep this link handy for just these circumstances.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiR1hmpk-x4
skip to 6:55 for an accurate representation of the amount of rage I'm currently experiencing.
>>78339580
Obviously not. What a retarded question.
Alvin and the Shitmunks were always trash.
>>78338351
>a pun on "Boys in the hood"
>they're standing on the hood of a car
>that's the entire joke
That is the laziest fucking pun I've probably ever seen in my entire life.
That's REALLY the best they could come up with?
Sure are a lot of fart songs lately.
>>78339788
Who's angry guy from webm?
>>78339949
Trent Reznor
>>78339800
I worded it wrong, I mean would it have been successful at all? Would it even make its budget back?
Generally speaking, space operas that aren't preestablished are a fucking huge risk.
>>78338274
Needed more drive-by shootings
>>78338351
>>78339969
Then the answer is no, even the original Star Wars was a huge risk and pretty much no one wanted to finance it. The only reason it worked was because it remixed so many familiar elements into something new while ripping off movies most of the audience had never seen anyway.
>>78339408
>I guess women finally stopped pretending to like "Star Wars".
that demo is basically the "mom" age group so it makes sense for them to not really care about SW
>>78339455
>The last 3 movie made 300-400 million a piece
those are complete box office runs, while this one just came out
though every sequel launches with less money every time so whatever
>>78338351
>Fill my tummy up
>>78340170
I will give them one thing only, the chippettes are fucking adorable.
>>78338351
>mfw
You know, despite the fact that fart jokes are as low as low brow humor can get, 4chan has ruined fart jokes in cartoons for me, because I know, somewhere, some fucking guy is getting off to this.
Search "chipmunks farting" on deviantart, and I'd bet my left nut you'd get at least a fucktillion results.
>>78340170
stupid converter fucked it up.
>>78340203
>left nut
you cheeky fuck
>>78339866
And that is actually the best thing about this movie.
>>78340262
>best thing about this movie.
I direct your attention to >>78340213
>>78338351
This is why God left us
>>78340262
Hey, I'll give them this much,
Whoever came up with that god awful joke put more thought into his work than the fuckwit who decided the release date.
>Be /co/mrade
>Spend whole life trying to get into the business
>Given job working on animated movies
>I'ts an Alvin and the Chipmunks series
>Have to work on mediocre, but acceptable projects for years
>The studio likes you, the company trusts your word, but the garbage you create fills you with shame
>You just wanted to make art
>One day you're told to take part in making this abomination >>78338351
>Can't do it anymore, even if it costs your job
>At a meeting discussing release date
>"Let's release it the same day as Star Wars."
>Some others at the table look worried about your suggestion
>You give some bullshit about counter-marketing, it works
>Months after, the movie bombs
>"I'm sorry anon but we have to let you go"
>Cry tears of joy knowing you did the right thing
That's my theory, and I'm sticking to it.
>>78340321
No panties means no pantyshots. Worthless.
>>78338575
Carlos!
>>78340213
>>78340170
what the fuck
that couldn't have been intentional
could it
>>78340369
I'm with ya, anon.
The only logical conclusion I've come to concerning the release date is some guy(s) throwing their hands up and saying "Fuck this movie, fuck this job, fuck this company, fuck everything."
Either that or EVERYONE involved had a lapse in judgment at the exact same time.
>>78338351
I want that minute and 20 seconds back
>>78340369
>>78340568
The logic is simple though.
If SW is sold out and kids with their parents are already at the theater, they'd likely watch Alvin and The Chipmunks instead.
It sometimes works, but SW is just too big and people are willing to wait for it.
SIMPSONS DID IT SIMPSONS DID IT
>>78340629
WHAT THE FUCK! That prediction!
>>78338351
I wish I was dead.
>>78339623
At this point, I'd welcome it.
>>78339969
It wouldn't have gotten its budget if it didn't have a name like Star Wars attached to it, though.
>>78338351
>>78338351
This gave me autism.
>>78338351
it took 5 seconds to lose my faith in mankind and close it
also
>VIRAL is on the name
>just 14k views and a bunch of dislikes
>>78340771
No it didn't
>>78340628
Yes, but the thing is there aren't just two movies in theaters, and I can see your logic.
>Alvin will get the families who can't get a seat to SW because it's a kids/family movie
The flaw in this is, why torture yourself and sit through Alvin? If you're already gunho to bring your youngins to see Ep 7, which, from what I've heard is pretty violent and kinda dark, you're not gonna take your kids to see a kids movie simply because it's for kids, you'll take them to go see Krampus or whatever the fuck is playing now.
>>78340629
spooky
>>78340628
You have to give me a time when this has ever actually worked with a big franchise
>>78340771
>>78340803
it gave ME Aspergers
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>>78338351
Christ.
>>78340629
>>78340629
BLEEDING HELL
>>78340629
>Episode VII The Apology
JESUS
>>78340629
How many times has the Simpsons predicted the future now?
>>78340629
Rifftrax crew did as well. "Monks in da Hood" was a joke in the "Hawk The Slayer" movie.
>>78340629
it scares the shit out of me on how often the simpsons were right about future events...
>>78340629
EVERY
TIME
>>78340629
>3
Just one step away from perfection.
>tfw reality is worse than the parody
>>78340629
i'm convinced simpsons is either animated by korean wizards (kizards?) or by the programmers of the simulation that is reality
>>78341128
so what's futurama?
>>78340782
The term "viral video" and the fuckwits who believe they can make a video go "viral" just by making it silly and weird fucking triggers me.
Actual viral videos like, idunno, Gangnam Style are lightning in a bottle. They're like those badass trick shots you pull off when nobody else is in the room and you know you couldn't do it again in a million years, you don't go in trying to make it happen, it just happens.
The Amazing Atheist gave me my favorite example of this,
>AA makes a video of himself waving a blueberry scented candle around, singing "BLUEBERRY PIE, BLUEBERRY PIE"
>came out with a video shortly after, buttmad that people weren't using the Blueberry pie video as the new "Never gonna give you up", and RickRolling people with his video
>>78341154
Holy shit I remember that happening.
>>78341143
Keep in mind the Simpsons is set present day, but Futurama's set in the year 3000, so we'll have to wait 984 years to find out all the shit it got right.
>>78341198
yeah but they often reference events which didn't happen back during the first airing but in fact happened now.
>>78338351
>Open video
>10 seconds in, seen enough
>Close tab
>Something fucks up, video audio keeps playing in the background
>Have to hear fucking all of it
What have I done to deserve this.
>>78341234
you touch yourself at night
>>78341197
Thank Christ, because sometimes I think, "Maybe that was just a dream I had, there's no way a human being could be that fucking arrogant and stupid."
Then again, it's a guy who fucking brags about being atheist.Don't get me wrong, I'm non-religious too, but I don't label myself and strut around like I'm hot shit because of it.
>>78341316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvHe7-NHJ4Q
>>78341226
tell me more
>>78341383
>I now have "Pizza toots" and an Amazing Atheist video in my history
Does anyone know how to get in contact with the NSA? I wanna call and explain myself.
>>78341226
Like what?
>>78338351
>I now have that shit stuck in my head
FUCKING WHY
IT'S JUST JINGLE BELLS BUT STUPID AS FUCK GET IT OUT GET IT OUT
>>78341461
>I wanna call and explain myself.
Don' worry, you already did ;)
>>78341461
you just did.
>>78340203
>animated james
>>78341461
Go into your History Tab and remove them. You're welcome.
>>78342101
I don't follow. What is animated James?
>>78342299
Black dude who made a lot of pony related animations. Known for starting arguments on the internet and being a fart fetishist.
>>78338274
lel
>>78340629
My first instinct is that there's a filename joke there, but there's nothing a filename could add to this image. It speaks for itself
>>78338274
A part of me thinks they /wanted/ off this wild ride and saw TFA as an avenue to sink the franchise for good without having to worry about it anymore.
>>78341154
His euphoria meter was too low to successfully execute that dank meme.
>>78338351
>>78338351
Jesus christ
>>78338351
The Decline of Western Civilization
>>78342707
>katana was sheathed
>no fedora
>no trench coat
>no fingerless gloves
>hair wasn't in a greasy ponytail
The magnitude of his tipping was far too low to achieve dank meme status and he paid the ultimate price for it.
>>78338351
It bombed because of hate and star wars, that's why.
>>78338351
>>78340629
Spoopy
>>78338351
>there are people who sat in a room together, wrote this, recorded this, and built an entire video around it
>>78338351
>japan got nuked to get this fucked up
>USA didn't got nuked but still managed to be fucked up
NUKE YOURSELVES
>>78338351
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW2YU3ce-_Y
whytf can they not stop shitting
>>78343405
But Nevada
>>78340629
Does Fox have a little tiny fairy in a box that predicts the future?
>>78340831
full image?
>>78338351
Thats how they promoted the movie? IS that somekind of "Guranteed flop" stick like in "the Producers"?
I would consider drawing lewd Jeanette with that fill my tummy up thing, but I am not good at art.
>>78338300
They had more balls than brains.
>>78338351
>Christmas song remixed to be about pizza farts sung in the most annoying voice imaginable
Well that's something I definitely didn't need in my life.
>>78338351
>THERE'S JUST NO FIGHTING IT
>>78338300
cause only extreme poverty could excuse not being able to watch 2 movies?
>>78338351
>>78338351
>somebody actually had to sit in the studio and sing these fucking lyrics
Jesus christ.
>>78338351
I feel tainted just by watching that.
>>78344635
>Somebody had to write these lyrics
>Somebody had to sing them
>Somebody had to edit them for the chipmunk voices
>Somebody had do the CGI choregraphy of this song
>Somebody had to edit the music into the video
>At no point did anyone involved in the process go "wait, that's stupid, we can't make that, it's fucking terrible, let's start back from scratch"
Were the Chippettes supposed to be their siblings or what?
I think I remember them singing "We Are Family" at the end of one of the movies which would make the sexual implications weird if they're supposed to be related.
>>78341154
This. Popularity is essentially random. You can't really predict or force it.
some members of the team were praying for its death
>>78338351
they just want it to be over
>>78344848
You know, I've seen people on 4ch scoff at universities that teach about "internet culture", but fuck me, if I had the money to waste, I'd enroll in a second.
Shit like Gangnam Style, Hotline Bling, and even fucking pepe must have some kinda connecting thread that explains why they get so fucking popular.
>>78338351
>>78345065
Sadly, "internet culture" are more "look we're so hip for knowing of the may mays" than "study and investigation into how certain images, videos, phrases, etc. catch on and spread around the internet."
Which is a real shame, because it would be interesting to see some actual research done on the subject. Sadly, most academics are too busy squealing over how "unsafe" and "gross" 4chan is to ever bother trying to understand board culture.
>>78345065
They are honestly stupid, I need to explain. Stuff like pizza toots is made to be stupid, it is trying way to hard. Stuff like Gangnam style is silly but it is honest, it wasn't just made to be viral. Hotline Bling was made to be a proper video and song and no one got how dumb it was
>>78338351
Goddamn it, I want out.
I want out.
>>78338274
>Boys on the Hood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gRONwWEDoQ
I'd actually consider seeing it if this was in it
>>78344711
I only imagine every person working on it knew full well it was garbage except for the one guy who has a say in everything who's just loving it and prancing around about it.
I can't blame 3d studios for doing it since they need any amount of money for anything.
>>78345160
there's been plenty of memes waaaaaaay before the internet.
and there is some studies on it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memetics
>>78338351
>ACTUALLY naming your video "VIRAL VIDEO"
>In all cap no less
>>78338351
God has come to reap the sinners.
It will never be your birthday again.
>>78338351
Every day, we step further away from gods light
>>78338351
This is ironic, right? Tongue-in-cheek? It has to be, it's gotta.
>>78344843
They're completely unrelated humanoid chipmunks. They also never mention anything about their parents so I just assume that they spawned after a couple of furries caught some chipmunks from their yards and had buttsex with them, and thus started this painful journey that should've ended 50 years ago.
>>78338351
This abortion of a video has somehow manages to ruin fart jokes. This had to be the work of some kind of incomprehensible horror that feeds of the emotions that are the opposites of humor and joy
>>78338330
Doesn't really work in the digital age because theaters can devote as many screens to a single movie as they want so they're not "sold out" until there's literally no more room in the entire theater.
>>78345714
>tfw I honestly thought they were human when I was younger
>>78338351
At the very least I can thank Star Wars for granting ads like this validation.
>>78345525
Pray for these people, pray that this is not the highlight of their studio careers.
Do you feel bad for the people who thought this was a genuinely good idea and put their hearts and souls into this mistake?
>>78345714
The U.S. government just grabbed some chipmunks and decided to just fuck around with them just for kicks. Little did they know they were creating pure evil.
>>78345913
>implying they don't all know it's shit
They don't make these movies because they think they're good, they make them because they know they'll make a profit.
>>78338351
Somebody kill me please.
>>78345913
I feel bad for people who felt they had to be involved in order to keep their jobs, but I give them enough credit to believe that they knew they weren't making high art. Just dumb toilet humor to grab whatever young audience they could get.
>>78345996
Ok. Post the nearest Denny's to your house and get your shit wrapped up before the end of the month and we can make it happen then and there.
>>78345913
They werent trying to make it good, just something they thought would get popular and go viral.
>>78345913
i dont think there are any of those people
>>78338351
>turned off audio 10 seconds in
>Whole song is stuck in my head
This is the definition of auditory cancer
Was there ever a point in history where the chipmunks weren't terrible? I watched the TV show and that movie from the 80's recently and they were all 5/10 at best.
I'll never stop posting this until this man is found.
>>78346165
I no longer feel joy when I fart.
>my name is teddy
>was fat as a kid
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>78338351
I watched it twice.
>>78338351
holy FUCK
>>78346136
It was never good, it just used to be less bad.
>>78345972
Even the most deluded soul knew that this movie was not going to make a profit.
>>78345771
"ruin fart jokes."
Seriously? THIS is what ruined them?
Fart jokes are never funny. I've literally never laughed at one.
>>78346136
The 2-D feature film was pretty damn good in my opinion. Good animation, music, and was pretty dark for a kids film. That's the only Chipmunk thing I've seen though so I really don't know.
>>78346463
I liked that one movie where they befriend some kind of monster thing, and the one where one of them transforms into a werewolf or something like that
At least I remember liking them, it's been like, 10 years or something since I watched them
>>78338282
>>78338274
Chipmunks are fucking annoying little shits that need to die. Hate those fuckers always climbing into my birdfeeder, gnawing away on the roof, and stealing all the birdseed.
>>78346618
At least yours don't fucking sing. You don't know true suffering friend.
I wake up everyday to those horrible faces. Those deformed voices.Those monsters that call me father. I tried to get rid of them but I can't. They follow me everywhere. No one believes me. They think I'm fucking nuts.
>>78338300
>>78338300
Son: WTF Star Wars is SOLD OUT AGAIN?
Dad: Hey kiddo look! It's that chipmunk movie! That looks fun doesn't it?!
Son: Uh, NO?
>>78346678
Somewhere in north america, this probably happened.
This is fucking scary dude
>>78340629
>>78346665
>nuts
I am trying my hardest, but I just can't come up with a good joke.
Hey, just like the movies!
>>78346716
>Hey, just like the movies!
Not really, since you actually tried
The concept of "Oh this movie is sold out let's watch X instead" is dead since everyone gets tickets online.
>>78338351
I hate /pol/ and the hatefully inane stupidity it stands for.
But... our culture may need a purge.
>>78338351
Dear god. I don't even.I'd still wreck a Jeanette
>>78346743
>I reserved my tickets for Star Wars a month ago! Did you?!
>Me: Nah I just bought them from the kiosk just now.
>You can still do that?!
>>78346499
>Fart jokes are never funny. I've literally never laughed at one.
Dear god, you sad and broken creature, I truly pity you for living a life without such joys
>>78346678
That sort of "we'll get the people who couldn't get into another film" mentality would have worked back when most theaters only had a few screens and there weren't half as many ways to check to see if tickets were available before you get to the box office.
I just imagine a dark and smoky room full of broken soulless executives, in sullen silence desperately trying to think of a chipmunk based pun for the new movie, but being creatively devoid soulless husks they keep failing, so they are just stuck there, chain smoking and pounding whiskey in miserable silence.
>>78338351
Children can't tell that this is marketing, they really can't.
>>78346950
I refuse to accept that you seriously think anyone here will go out and see this movie after watching that shit
>>78338274
Every iteration of the chipmunks has been irredeemable shit
>>78347001
Children between the ages of 4-8 with iPads or other tablets will, this is literally what that video is made for, hell this movie is made for the sole purpose of shutting up annoying little shits.
>>78338274
Naming after a debatably classic film about the tragedy of gang violence.
Seriously, what the fuck were they thinking?
>>78347219
>Seriously, what the fuck were they thinking?
That none of the target demographic have any idea what it actually means.
>>78338351
Humanity has no god, for what god could possibly want us?
>>78338351
Man...
>>78346499
you're such a dick, Scott.
>>78347248
Would you bring your child into a movie by this name only having knowledge of the classic film?
>>78347209
Yes, all the 4-8 Year olds on I pads who come to /co/ and shit post about Healthcliff and look for the latest cool meme movies
>>78347352
hell yeah nigga, that shit was my fav movie when I wuz 5
>>78338351
>whole VIRAL VIDEO GUISE trailer is just one big fart joke
>>78338274
Nothing, this couldn't have gone any better. Someone decided that this film franchise needed to die and were obviously in a position to make it happen.
>Advertised using a song about farts
>Opening weekend needing to compete with Star Wars
>Peanuts still in the cinema's, ensuring that no parent with any say in the matter is going to take their kid to it.
Whoever you are, know that you have my thanks.
>>78347256
We have crafted our own, a deity of pain and twisted malignancy forged from the twisted shards of the lost and sad.
Fed to glutting with our dutiful reverence and sacrifices, it waxes abominably, and shall wax ever greater until we are in distant aeons to come fully consumed.
For this is future we chose, and when the rotting enormity devours us with palsied and dying hunger, then shall come the utter culmination of the human body, mind, and soul.
And that supreme product of a million times a million plague-rotted and evil hearts shall be:
Pizza Toots.
>>78340629
>>78338351
The fact that this will make stupid kids think actual chipmunks eat pizza is fucking sickening, poor chipmunks didnt deserve this shit.
>>78338351
>Tfw when Idiocracy was right.
>>78345714
>They also never mention anything about their parents so I just assume that they spawned after a couple of furries caught some chipmunks from their yards and had buttsex with them, and thus started this painful journey that should've ended 50 years ago.
Actually in one of the series Alvin, Simon and Theodore find their mom in the woods and ask her why she abandoned them. I saw it years ago on Cartoon Network.
>>78346678
>>78346867
Fucking this. Better stay at home with Netflix and chill
>>78338351
What if you don't gaze into the abyss, but it comes crawling out instead?
>>78338351
...THAT'S NOT HOW VIRAL VIDEOS WORK.
>>78348307
Why'd she leave them out to rot
>>78340629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0PJYqzht3s
>>78338351
>>78338351
>>78339286
Isn't he part of the Church of Scientology? Maybe that's why he's doing these films.
>>78339442
>how much does box office matter compared to DVD sales, merchandise, Netflix/Hulu/Amazon video revenue, CN buying the rights to play it on tv, etc.?
Merchandise may prop it up but box office still matters.
>Because, yea the movie fucking bombed like Hiroshima, but it'll probably make its money back eventuality, right?
This would've worked before 2008, before DVD sales fell. Nowadays it's less certain, that's why they've been trying to hope that international does extremely well.
>>78340213
I want to fuck that chipmunk
>>78338351
>>78338351
>>78346136
I remember liking the Frankenstein one when I was like...really young.
>>78348531
I haven't checked any sources on it, but I'm sure as a medium, DVDs are probably on life support by now, that's why I mentioned Netflix, Hulu, Amazon whatever, but how lucrative a deal with a streaming site is compared to DVD sales is beyond me.
>>78348738
I think it's a lot less, which is why they keep hoping they get something like Transformers where they get millions internationally (even if they get a fraction of it)
>>78338351
>>78341672
>>78346133
Somehow I've managed to not remember anything about the song other than it being about Theodore farting a lot. How the fuck did that happen?
>>78348484
He is a Scientologist, but what does that have to do with what movies he appears in?
Also, aside from Jason Lee in these, what's kinda upsetting is seeing David Cross is the first three, like ignoring his euphoric rants on religion that go on way too long, dude's fucking funny. He really has to do fucking Alvin and the Chipmunk movies?
>>78348393
I didn't see the end. It came on before school and I had to leave for the bus before I could find out why. Needless to say, Alvin, Simon and Theodore were very pissed at their mother.
>>78338351
After viewing this I no longer believe in free speech
We don't deserve freedom
Someone take it away, someone stop this, someone stop all of this
>>78339442
>Did the guy in charge of its release date just fucking hate his job or what's the logic here? Releasing anything in the same fucking month as a new Star Wars is half past retarded, let alone the same goddamn day.
I think he wanted this shitty franchise to end and he found the perfect opportunity.
>>78348983
Guess it had a happy ending
>tfw I now wanna look for this now
>>78349050
But the series WAS over.
The last movie came out half a decade ago.
Then again that just helps my point. Someone was so fucking sick of the series and so glad it was over only to have it brought back.
>>78338351
Some things weren't meant for mortal eyes
>>78338351
>>78349200
>The last movie came out half a decade ago.
I just looked on Wikipedia and it says the last movie; Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked came out December 16, 2011. That's less than half a decade ago.
>>78349100
Jeanette is their mom?
>>78349725
Oh get fucked, 4 years then.My bad, I could've sworn the last one came out when I was a senior in Highschool in '10.
>>78338351
Jesus fucking christ, I expected this to be bad, but not THAT bad.
Is this really what people think clapistans like?
Or rather, is this what americlaps like?
>>78338351
its too late
humanity can't be saved for this
>>78338351
Did this actual air in theaters? Good lord i would hate to see the theater's reaction to this trialer.
>>78338300
When a movie is gonna be a surefire flop they release it when another big movie is out to cover the loss and potentially fly under the radar.rylo ken kills san holo
>>78338351
That video gave me epilepsy issues.
