Where were you on the day Alvin and the Chipmunks made box office history?
Nice shoop.
Seems legit.
>>78330507
This had better be a typo
JJ on suicide watch.
Reminder: these movies are literally killing Jason Lee.
>>78330507
That can't be really...
>>78330507
>in an alternate universe this actually happened
>Movie uses the big butts song for laughs in 2015
Just nuke us all
>>78330585
And Scientology isn't?
>>78330507
>90 million dollar budget.
>Only made 14.4 million.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHA!
>>78330666
Fuck you, Satan, I will never lie about liking big butts and you will never make me no matter how passe it becomes.
>>78330666
THIS SO MUCH.
Who the fuck does this? It's hilarious to think men in business suits gather around and plot this.
>>78330615
I want to live there.
I knew those Disney people were making a mistake putting Star Wars 7 right next to Chipmunks 4, we all knew this was going to be a disaster
>>78330556
>>78330601
>>78330694
I really hope you guys aren't this stupid.
>>78330840
Pretty sure the third one is talking about Chipmunks' budget. There was no way Star Wars only cost $90 million
>>78330840
Nice shoop
>>78330507
Joking aside, why did the guys that work on Alvin and the Chipmunks decide to air this movie on the same day that Star Wars premiered in the US?
>>78330904
They knew it wasn't going to make its budget back anyway, so, y'know, just fuck it.
>>78330904
Hubris
>>78330840
>implying Star Wars could ever beat Chipmunks
10000 hours in paint, right?
>>78330840
>I really hope you guys aren't this stupid.
Has there ever been a time these words were uttered where the guys in question weren't, in fact, that stupid?
>>78330923
They should have known they were going to get blown out of the water. Did they just want to die?
14 million is bad, right? Compared to its budget?
Enough to be considered a flop?
And finally kill this fuck awful franchise?
>>78330958
Cocaine can make you pretty suicidal, so yes.
>>78330986
>>78330958
Wouldn't you want them to die too?
>>78330987
consider long term box office, DVD sales, merch
I think its far from over
While we're on the subject, does this guy still post here? Does he want to accept his "Wrongest Post in History" Award? Did he kill himself? Does someone want to accept it on his behalf?
>>78330987
There's always the terrible taste of international markets.
>>78331136
Well it just seems odd they would commit suicide like that.
>>78331214
>>78331229
Fuck.
>>78330507
>Alvin and the Chipmunks: $238,000,000
>Star Wars: $14,400,000
>>78330507
Somebody appears to have edited 6 zeroes onto the Chipmunks' actual box office numbers.
>>78331217
Star Wars tanked in Asia, but keep drinking that SJW kool aid
>>78332325
Who let you out of /b/?
what I want to know is this
WHO THE FUCK THOUGH IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO RELEASE THIS THE SAME TIME AS STAR WARS LIKE HOLY SHIT ITS AS IF YOU WANT TO LOSE MONEY
>>78332636
the director should come out and say disney is trying to kill his career just like tarantino
>>78332325
no it didn't
>>78332401
>>>/mlp/
>>78332618
Who let you out of /co/mblr?
>>78332774
It was beaten by a fucking movie about a mountain
>>78332325
It doesn't release in China, the largest Asian market, until January - but keep trying.
>The think I hate is successful so I'll just make up some bullshit. That'll show them
