OH NO! THE CRYSTAL COCONUT'S BEEN STOLEN!
IT'S WHAT!? GET IT BACK YOU BLITHERING BABOON BEFORE KING KROOL CAN RULE ALL OF KONGO-BONGO!
AT LAST! WITH THE CRYSSTAL COCONUT! I, KING KROOL! WILL RULE ALL OF KONGO BONGO!
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>>78310306
>>78310326
>>78310360
Just add Candy breaking up with DK, and at least 2 song numbers and this thread is basically every episode of the show!
>>78310306
how will we reconcile relations with the crystal apes now, donklight kongle?
>>78310306
I bet the Riddler did this.
The island
IT EXPANDS
>>78310306
NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I SEE! EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE-DOWN AND IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME!
>>78310306
GO FOR SNOWCONES?
>>78310621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY_AkBoue88
daft punk wrote some damn good songs, fa.m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9-g7zRpayw
>>78310306
SEE HERE LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE NOW
YOU HAVE BROUGH THE WRATH OF INKA DINKA DOO ON DOWN
>>78312367
Until about halfway through, I was positive this was fake.
Now I don't know what to believe.
>>78310306
I rented this goddamn movie, not once, not twice, but three goddamn times from blockbuster. The first time because I had played some DK 64, and my kid brain wanted to appreciate the lore or something. My favorite character was Diddy. The second time because "hey didn't I see this before?". The third time, I don't even know. I still remember that solo song DK sings and you are that magnificent ape ass.
>>78310326
>>78310360
AR-HAH-HAR. BE FORGETTING SOMETHING YOU LANDLUBBERS?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er4zU20y8kg
>>78312465
I'm still somewhere between acknowledging this tune as genuinely catchy, and wondering why it was ever allowed on television.
>>78310306TO KNOW EVERYTHING
>>78312465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S86XCXalbSE
The songs are so good it's scary
should just have been a Coco movie
>tfw Donkey's singing voice is a total mismatch
>>78310360
WITH THE CRYSTAL COCONUT I CAN FINALLY BE PART OF THE SMASH ROSTER
>>78310306
Who's got the dong name picker?
You know the one.
>the entire series is officially uploaded on youtube now
Why is there almost nothing bad associated with DK? The games are amazing, and the cartoon's great, too.
>>78315253
The cartoon is awful! In the sense that it's amazingly watchably awful.
Seriously, it's like train wreck TV.
>>78315329
I unironically enjoy it.
>>78310306
Geez DK, who cares? There's like 50 of them anyway.
this thing i made
oh man
>>78316522
>MY BOI
Remember when Skurvy and Klump were revealed to be brothers? Man epic plot twist guys.
Whos idea was it to have song numbers?
Before these threads on /co/ I did not remember at all that this show had songs.
>>78317819I DON'T KNOW WHATS HAPPENING TO ME
>>78317819
Simple.
This was a time when CD's and soundtracks were still profitable. So it was a winning combination in marketer's eyes.
A cartoon based on a popular videogame franchise with two songs each episode so we can also sell a soundtrack. It prints money!
>>78317819
>implying the songs weren't the best if not only good part of the series
>>78312465
>"Reflection" is singing at him while he says nothing
>Still thinks it's him
This show is a goldmine for reaction faces
>>78318249
Where will you be when the drugs kick in?
>>78312058
https://youtu.be/Ns7otcjQ_jk?t=21
>>78318493
How can a show this bad have such great music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZzMbI-mSo
>>78315174
>>78318522
Why does this song sound like it could be a Parappa level?
>>78317819
Dr. Donkey Kong for Smash.
>>78318546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEJ3bkLGKdE
>>78318365
>>78312527
I know this song by heart
>>78317967
Isn't that exactly why they stopped doing SaTAM and did Sonic Underground?
>>78318249
Some of the characters were such blatant pallet swaps that I thought they were just the same characters in disguise when I was younger.
>>78316522
now do the taco
>>78310306
It was clearly a crystal shaped like a coconut, so shouldn't it have been the Coconut Crystal instead?
>>78319217
Eh, you wouldn't call "gold earrings" ear-ringed gold.
>>78318539
>HARD AnusFucker
>>78319537
But it's a crystal shaped like a coconut, and not a coconut made from crystal, so it would be a coconut crystal, and not a crystal coconut.
>>78318493
I need to learn this off by heart, so I can sing it while dead in a videogame and waiting for a friend to resurrect me.
>>78319763
Did it ever occur to you that it's just a name for the object rather than a literal descriptor?
>>78314979
NOT ON MY WATCH KING K KROOL
>>78319871
Doesn't change the fact that it's still a dumb name.
>>78312627
Honestly yeah. They did a great job with genre imitation. A lot of these songs sound like something you would hear on the radio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J24FZpYL0bs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-SGIHaoKeA
>>78319763
Consider the following.
What if it came from a crystal coconut tree?
>>78319763
explain the difference between shaping crystal into a coconut, versus making a coconut out of crystal
>>78319885
>>78318539
I, Tasty Ass Boy, Shall Stop You!
>>78317819
>>78317967
The writers got a bonus for every musical number they came up with.
Do the math.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBzxnXoW2Dg
man, what was with Nintendo back than...
>>78320228
Seriously?
>>78318539
>Dank Dong Man
>>78318539
Top dong Expander is here to do the expanding!
>>78319975
One is a crystal in the shape of a coconut, the other is an actual coconut made of crystal.
>>78318539
>Fucking Penis God
I'm okay with this.
>>78310360
But can that coconut secure you a spot in Smash, darling?
>>78318539
>Dank Schlong Fucker
How does one fuck a Schlong?
>>78320958
if it's made of crystal, then it's not an actual coconut
>>78321427
Which is why the name is stupid and it should be named the Coconut Crystal instead.
>>78321084
GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT! YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT SPOT! YOU'RE NOT ICONIC!
>Golden Banana
>it's gold in the shape of a banana
>not called Banana Gold
>>78318539
>Edgy Scrotum Deliverer
>>78318539
Nasty Cunt Man.
wtf
dis is fucking hilarious
>>78318539
Erect Banana Creampie
>>78321830
HA HA HA HA YOU'RE A NASTY CUNT MAN!
>>78321470
It's because Sakurai and what's his name from Platinum are friends. Since they just said 'realizable' and didn't release the results, it's pretty clear the ballot was a way to make people think their opinion counted.Should have been Wonder Red. Not like his game bombed any worse than hers.
>>78312627
If krool got into smash and his smash was he burst out into songs from this show id orgasm.
>>78321470
She's iconic to my dick.
>>78318539
>Dank Dong Sucker
I regret.
>>78318539
>Dangly Banana Expander.
Not too fucking shabby
>>78321947
Top votes were probably Solid Snake, which they couldn't negotiate because of Konami going to hell and kicking out Kojima. And Goku.
I'm perfectly fine with Bayonetta, but I voted for Wonder Red.
>>78323685
I voted for;
-WarGreymon (Agumon needs some sort of Digivolving gimmick while WGM is perfect as a normal character.)
-Mickey Mouse (Semi-gaming icon in his own right and Sora can't get in until he does.)
-Scorpion from Mortal Kombat
-Meowth
-Cranky Kong
-Black Shadow
-Tin Star
-Mach Rider
-A Goomba aided by various Mario enemies
-Captain Toad
>The Crystal Coconut finally appears in DK64.
>It's just a common item used to power up each Kong's special ability while gold bananas are the all-important items.
And where the fuck is Bluster Kong? And why were unknown relatives of Dixie and Tiny put in?
>>78312453
It really bothered me that his upper and lower torso were constantly clipping through each other.
Rank the kongs!
>God tier:
Cranky, Leo Luster, DK
>Good tier:
Bluster, Funky
>Meh tier:
Diddy
>Bad tier:
Candy
>Shit tier:
Dixie, Kong-Fu the race traitor
>>78318539
Dangly cock massacre.
Jesus christ.
>>78323864
These are objectively the best rankings.
EDDIE
LET ME GO BACK TO MY HOME
WITHOUT ME EVERYTHING'S ALL WRONG
EDDIE
LET ME GO BACK TO MY HOME
LET ME PUT THINGS BACK WHERE THEY BELONG
EDDIE
LET ME GO BACK TO MY HOME
WITHOUT ME EVERYTHING'S ALL WRONG
EDDIE
LET ME GO BACK TO MY HOME
>>78323778
>-Mickey Mouse
Are you actually autistic?
>and Sora can't get in until he does
>Sora
Oh. I guess that answers that.
>>78318539
>Top TitCreampie
I'm ok with this
>>78318539
>Gay Sperm Massacre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9B0-HFkpT4
polnareff enters the scene
>>78318539
>Fucking Cock Man
>>78312367
what's with the daft punk comparisons?
>Kinky Sperm God
I feel like a Brazilian fertility God or the title to a bad hentai
![1432704625964[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/o0W5J86.gif "1432704625964[1].gif")
>>78318539
>Dysfunctional Scrotum Bitch
>mfw Squawks is actually two models stuck together
>>78325041
Source?
>>78318539
>Top DongBlaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtGL5yKdSCk
Why the fuck is this so good?
>>78318539
>Dangly Scrotumblaster
Could be worse, I suppose.
>>78318539
INCREDIBLE PENISMASSACRE
>>78318539
Tropical Anus Fucker
DRIVIN AROUND
