Since when are haoles allowed to dance with Hawaiians?
As the ancient Hawaiians said...
>>78282515
If the grass is green, then play ball?
Come on anon, it's 2015.
>>78282515
It's 100% humid 100% of the time.
>>78282486
Okay, what the fuck is up with this term? I ask this as a native American who's never been to Hawaii. It's like, sometimes it's a slur, sometimes it's a term of endearment, that makes enough sense, but why is it that sometimes it applies to whites but other times it's just whites who don't "get" living in Hawaii, but then other times if you're Japanese or whatever you don't get called a haole, what the fuck is going on?
>>78282586
It's like the word "nigga." It doesn't mean shit.
>>78282486
Since we conquered your asses and absorbed your islands for our usage, that's when.
>>78282655
I bet you think the Japanese are native to Japan too
>>78282586
>>78282620
nah, It's basically like the term gringo, y'dig? or like 'goy' or gaijin or any other 'not us guys' term. it's not automatically an insult, but it makes a fantastic insult when you want one
>>78282655
>>78282721
best part is, the people the japanese conquered to take over those islands were themselves the conquerors of previous people. and, given the timeframe, possibly one additional people before that.
Why are the little girls in this movie all fat? Even the white ones.
>>78282825
Because they grow up to be Chris Sanders girls, who are not fat, but thick.
>>78282825
Because in Hawaii all they eat is spam and deep-fried bananas covered in sugar.
>>78282721
They're not?
>>78282961
>deep-fried bananas covered in sugar
Cowabunga.
I (a white man) did the haka (polynesian war dance) with a bunch of polys. Does that count?
>>78282721
No...aren't the...shit, what are they called...the Ainu? I think those are the original japanese.
>>78283291
What's even worse is that the Japanese folk monster called the "mud spider" is probably a conflation of the purseweb spider native to Japan, and the Ainu, who used to live almost entirely in dugouts. Gotta kill 'em all, or those ground-dwelling monsters will getcha!
>>78282825
Children are stylised to be as cute and non-threatening as possible, and that means squishy and marshmallowy. Little girls don't have curves, no children do. Even when they gain weight they just become soft rectangles.
Lilo is also family oriented (motherly) towards Stitch. So she's fat, stumpy and wears a floral muumuu. Given the context of the movie it may also be a visual direction inspired by a love of Elvis.
>>78283114
Nope.
>>78282860
Who is the best character designer on Earth and why is it Chris Sanders?
>>78282825
the question is why they're drawn like infants
i mean this isn't chibi, this isn't superdeformed or stylized.. this is basically realism, plus or minus a few aspects, but realistic infants. It's a very odd choice.. though it kinda worked. The image of Nani cradling this tiny little thing in her arms was powerful, it just made no goddamn sense that said thing could walk and talk
>>78283616
He made lewd stuffs as well?
>>78283462
nah the tsuchigumo aren't the ainu, they're another tribe. I forget who, but it's a lot smaller and lesser known one.
but yeah they basically saw dirty-ass diggypeople and assigned them to be funnelweb werespiders. pretty awesome monsters though. whenever I include them in stories, the prejudice aspect is included.
Same with kappa really. some stories say they suck the blood of children through the anus, but in real life anyone who drowns gets a swollen anus, and people just used to drown kids a lot. so in-story it's more fun to imagine kappa are getting the blame
but yeah there were people there older than the ainu even. olllld as fuck folk who carved weird little statues.
>>78283691
>i mean this isn't chibi, this isn't superdeformed or stylized
It's definitely stylized.
Chris Sanders draws people, animals and robots as much more neotenous than in real life.
>>78282486
Everyone wants to defend hawaiians from their oppressors bringing their eevil influence like medicine and electricity and shit
nobody wants to preserve the good aspects of their culture like nudity and.. something. at least they preserve the music and dance and food, that shit we can all agree we enjoy. but you dont wear a goddamn top.
>>78283818
no, only young children. adults including teenagers get drawn with normal proportions. it's pretty bizarre. Nani is four times Lilo's height.
I mean there's facial stylization yeah (kinda creepy actually.. weird eyes and awesome monster mouths), and there's certainly some interesting anatomical choices (vertical nips), but in general it's not a proportional stylization, it's just plain drawing a baby.
>>78283729
Oh, anon. You have no idea. Unrelated note, but I didn't realize he was so handsome.
>>78282655
>That episode of South Park
fuck
>>78283853
His adults don't have normal proportions. Their heads are large, they eyes are huge and far apart, their chins are small, and their bodies are all very soft.
>>78283923
his eyes are narrow and far apart, nothing neotenous there
everyone draws heads large
small chins and soft bodies are just characteristics of women.
>>78282486
she has the same chinky eyes and wide nose, I think she's just some kind of gingerhawaiian
>>78283945
His eyes are larger than the characters noses or mouths, and far-apart eyes is a neotenous feature.
The chins are also small beyond reality, and for both genders.
>>78283616
His faces tho
>>78283516
>squishy and marshmallowy
That's kinda hot.
>>78283616
>Could have had Chris Sanders lion king
God, can you imagine "Can you feel the love tonight" with him in charge of Nala? Call me a furry if you want but that shit would have been so cash.
>>78284297
I thought he WAS in charge of Nala as one of her animation leads. Hence this face.
>>78284200
Too hot for Paheal.
>>78282620
>He says it every day! He calls me haole. He calls the other kids haole. He calls himself haole. Haole this. Haole that. Haole please! Bitch-haole. Haole are you crazy!? He says it so often it doesn't even bother me anymore. The other day he asks a student, "Can a haole borrow a fry?" and my first thought wasn't "Oh my god! He said the word! The H-Word!", no it was, "How is a haole gonna borrow a fry!? Haole is you gonna give it back??"
>>78282515
WHATEVER DAD
GIVE US SOME MORE FREE FOOD
AND SKATEBOARDS
>>78283523
Since there are no indigenous people in Japan then I take it they genocided them out of existence?
>>78284501
>And what did the teacher say to you, Mertle?
>"He said, 'Sit down, haole.'"
>>78284632
There are, but they rarely live in groups, and as of the 21st century pretty much never in their ancient ways. The Ainu are pretty much totally assimilated. Japan's world-class xenophobia means it's always paid to fit in.
>>78284501
perfect
>>78283616
His faces are terrifying
>>78283616
the fuck is wrong with her nipples?
It's like affirmative action, but for white people.
>>78282515
cowabunga dude
>>78283616
does she have breast tumors
>>78282547
That describes my time on Guam perfectly. It was never less than 90% humidity for 15 months.
>thinking there's such thing as a Hawaiian anymore
just gonna post some of Sander's art
>>78282486
Because, Disney.
>>78284839
Kinda like if we had aliens assimilated into our society via crossbreeding.
>You will never go back to a time where Hawaii was just islands that had local natives walking around nude before America had to ruin it
>>78282515
He who sticks his dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts
>>78283960
yeah pretty much this
>>78285535
>Everything there goes bouncy, bouncy!
>>78282486
Mertle > Lilo
>>78285847
I... hadn't seen this one.
>>78283616
If you're gonna draw one girl the rest of your life better make it a good one.
>>78286046
You're doing gods work anon, thank you
>>78285535
Don't remind me, I imagine Hawaii is just tanned white people being served by those brown natives. It's disgusting.
>>78283616
I wouldn't mind his art so much if all his female drawings didn't suffer from invisible high heel syndrome.
>>78286217
thought I had more somewhere. oh well. hope anons enjoyed the small dump
>>78282540
>its almost 2016
ftfy
>>78286386
Bodies are bretty gud but I can't get over those massive alien compound eyes.
>>78285386
hot
>>78283616
So much effort and dedication to producing lewd art, wasted on dem faces
>>78282530
>pineapplenigger
That's my new favorite slur.
>Decide to come to /co/ before bed and some dude is dumping Chris Sanders
Dear Diary, today /co/ wasn't a faggot.
>>78285535
To be fair I believe there was also a bit of cannabalism going on
There's no such thing as paradise
This thread is going places.
>>78287207
>not eating long pig
you will never taste the deadliest game, you sicken me.
>All those deleted post
Holy shit
Only the most savvy pedophiles clear evidence that quickly
>>78287374
heh
>>78283616
>>78282860
Sometimes I wonder if kids years ago saw Lilo and Stitch, Googled the guy who does the art, and got loads of lewds. So many jaws musta dropped back then.
>>78287374
What happened?
>>78287418
Beats me. Janitor must have deleted their stupid argument. IDK why he missed >>78286991 and >>78287116 though.
>>78287443
Because he was talking to himself
>>78287449
I thought janitors can't tell if samefag, only Moot and the mods.
>>78287468
I have no idea but even if he was talking to himself, the other guy's posts should have gone as well.
>>78287418
Somebody asked >>78287443 why he had a picture of little kids in swimsuits and he shit himself.
>>78287468
>Moot
>still existing
Dude...
>>78283853
Dude. Yeah they're babyish but he's not literally just drawing babies. Come on.
>>78287470
>I think a mod just cleared all of that guy's posts, but not the people that were responding to him
That doesn't make sense. Why not just delete all the off topic argument and be done with it instead of half-assing the thing.
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/78282486/#78287404
There's like 15 deleted posts. It seems like too much for one guy. There had to have been at least two. Nobody could samefag that much.
>>78287534
>>78287516
I think it was two guys but the mod was too lazy to delete everything because >leunpaiddoggy
>>78285535
So you can ruin it yourself? Haole pls.
>>78287516
It looks like they're doing that now, post by post.
But at first a bunch of them just disappeared at once like they just hit a "delete all posts from this IP" button or something
Can we please get back onto the thread topic?
>>78287584
You mean pedophilia isn't the thread topic?
>>78287596
Ostensibly it's not.
>>78287596
Not the real-life version, no. Only animooted kiddies.,
>>78287418
People were discussing about drawing kids bodies that by the way is part of the work of any illustrator that draws young characters.
Which R34 artist would you put in charge of a kid's movie?
>>78287596
Drawing kids that looks like kids is the topic.
>>78287626
Noill.
>>78287207
>of course in Mexico they were cutting people's heads off and rolling them down pyramids but that's always gonna happen
>>78287626shad
>>78287584
They've been allowed to for a while.
The end.
>>78287626
That, or Megasweet. If asians count I think Ooyama Mangetsu, Medaka Kenichi and Akiba Hideki would make a nice movie, their art is so pretty.
>>78287606
Tell that to the judge and see what they think
>>78287626
Suni
>>78287626
Noise.
>>78287534
>. Nobody could samefag that much.
Where do you think you are? Dressguy is not the only autist here.
Timestamps suggest it's mostly samefagging, given the 60+ seconds between posts,and the occasional newdag taking the bait.
>>78287404
>Finding out who did the art on a movie
Never happened.
>>78287639
Who thinks Aztec times were paradise?
>>78282486
Since pink undies became a thing.
>>78285685
I would have seen this movie if she looked like that. She looks fucking disgusting in the movie.
>>78287880
Chicano activists.
>>78287890
>He doesn't like musclegirls
>>78287890
I'm not huge on the art style.
>>78287626
Elton pot probably
>>78287636
THIIIIIIIIIS
>>78287934
That's clearly not why she looks disgusting.
>>78287952
Looks leagues better than what we got.
>>78287952
That's what my Aunt said. She wouldn't take me to see it because it was 'too cartoony', and it wasn't until ages later that I finally got to see that it was one of the darkest Disney cartoons to date. Sure, it has some lighthearted comedy in it, but it's certainly not a 'kiddie film'. The sequels are though.
>>78284453
If he could have turned it up a notch though.
>>78285847
I now understand the impilse that led inperialists to fuck the hell out of native women
>>78288278
Being trapped in a boat for months without seeing a woman surrounded by stinky men helps.
>>78287660
Do you want your movie actually getting done or do you just want him to have a mental breakdown a third of the way though?
>>78282586
All islanders have a pejorative term for outsiders. Source: I am an islander.
>>78287887
I miss panty shots being the norm.
>>78285337
There are. They're just inbred.
>>78282486
I can't be the only one who finds Lilo irresistably cute, can I?
Guys?
GUYS??
>>78291085
I like hernose
>>78285592
fuck this mademe laugh hard
>>78291085
>>78292101
I'm partial to her cutelegsmyself
All this Chris Sanders and no counterpart /aco/ thread?
>>78282515
Time for dicking
>>78282486
Trust me, OP: there's part-Hawaiians out there that don't look Hawaiian at all. Mertle may be one of those.
>>78287626
Simon
>>78282486
Ever since you could make money out of it.
>>78282860
>Chris Sanders
Any relation to bernie sanders?
>>78287626
Doxys has a really soft style that id love to see in motion
>>78292101
>>78295159
Not hereyest?
>>78297587
I really love almond eyes. They're great.
Lilo's gonna be a heartbreakerand a cockbreakerwhen she's a teenager
>>78298175
And a couchbreaker
>>78282547
>Go on a trip to Hawaii for my brother's wedding
>Wedding was called off
>His cunty former fiance stole my SD card with all my pictures on it because of it
>Birds don't give a fuck that you exist which is cool
But
>The place was one big sweltering butthole
>Full of Asians of all people
>Went into the less populated areas and discovered what I refer to as "tropical hillbillies"
>More white people with dreadlocks than Portland Oregon
>Get in a van with family to go to a beach
>Get told story of how one of my brothers had his shit stolen from his car at the beach we were going to
>I decide to take all my shit with me and just drop it near a relative on the beach
>Come back and the van was broken into and everyone had their shit stolen
>Lots of people were just huge pricks
>Had a friend who grew up in Hawaii
>He was a huge prick
>Everything suddenly made sense
Hawaii sucks dick
>>78298866
>One friend just went there for his belated honeymoon.
>He found out how wildly overated Hawaii is.
>His rent-a-car wasn't charged until after he returned it so he and his wife thought they had more money than they did and wound up real fucking broke.
>>78298973
they do that in the US also... so freeloading shitbags who keep the car for an extra day, get charged for that extra day. not to mention the deposit they hold on your account
>>78296547
Chris Sanders loves fucking black girls
Bernie sanders loves getting fucked by black girls
>>78287636
If Noill made a Disney film how much implied anal would their be?
>>78287887
Isn't that a bikini bottom?
>>78299339
I support both lifestyles.
>>78299517
>>78299517
ehhhhhhhh i got it
>>78282486
Affirmative action.
>>78298728
And a pelvis-breaker.
>>78298175
>>78298728
>>78301195
Maybe even all at once.
>>78298866
All the animals are cool, though. There's exotic shit everywhere.
>>78301696
This is an acceptable compromise.
>>78291085
She looks uncannily like my Hawaiian cousin. She even used to wear a dress very similar to that oneand would regularly sit with her legs splayed wide open.
>>78285592
Thanks for the keks m8
>>78282825
Everyone in Hawaii (AKA Pacific Wisconsin) is fat as fuck.
>>78287887
This thread needs more Mertle! Anyone saved the pics by subtrahend?
>>78301901
OH MY GOD IT'S SO BRIGHT.
>>78302033
Behold your goddess!
>>78301901
http://animefeet.blogspot.nl/2014/10/lilo-stitch-mertle-edmonds.html
>>78284200
That blonde girl is straight out of that one game.
>>78282515
They gotSAND IN THE POTATO SALAD!
>you'll never blow raspberries on these bellies
>>78283616
>>78283858
>>78285368
>>78285387
>>78285401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4
>>78285592
Godammit, Carlos.
>>78292752
>>78301800
>>78303498
lol just how fucking new are you
>>78303531
>ahhh, quit enjoying things! Reddit ahh!
>>78303958
>>78303531
guys stop laughing at stupid shit on an imageboard you're making me sperg out! I'm going to call you Reddit!
>>78303958
>>78304143
Nobody said anything about reddit.
And stop samefagging.
>>78282825
>Even the white ones.
Nigga where have you been?!
>>78303022
Oh I'd blow something on those bellies...
>>78299539
Looks more like panties to me. The other girls all had white, and pink is a typical panty color.
>>78307616
Is this an actual cartoon?
>>78308827
Dude, there is an URL in the pic!
Here's hoping they have shark powers, like sharp teeth to bite through stuff in mermaid form.
>>78308827
It's going to be and it'll be damn good
>>78287626
bigdead is pretty great
either him or KindaHorny
>>78301793
You are one lucky Anon.
>tfw someone else starts a Mertle thread so i don't have to
>Treat Sanders online store like any other online store
>Wait for sale or bargain prices
>They never happen
>Nimue is out of stock and kiskaloo out of print
>Never get to buy them
I don't care if I have to eat noodles for a month, I'm not missing out on his stuff again.
You don't understand Hawaii at all, neither of them are haoles
>>78282586
Honkeys are haole, chinks are pake, japs are kapena, I think. You don't hear those as much anymore.
>>78313867
>>78313187
Just hijack this one.
>>78283822
Pineapple on pizza is based.
>>78310613
>>78308827
>>78307616
>new mermaid cartoon
Time to ready my dick.
>>78285592
Fuck
>>78314894
Kill yourself.
>>78287653
Fuck off out of here.
Mertle's a fucking halfie.
Her dad ditched her Mom and her when she was a baby.
Thus she's developed a deep inferiority complex based on the fact that she doesn't look Hawaiian
>>78283516
I've seen some pretty shapely nine year olds. It was kind of disturbing.
>>78319940
On average, girls begin puberty at ages 10-11 and it is not uncommon for it to start at 8-9. With hormonal disfunction they could be born fertile.
kek that girl from the sia video looks like a chris sanders drawing
>>78320043
Goddamn, I just got flashbacks to when I started hitting puberty in, like, 4th grade.
>>78321782
Are you a boy or a grill?
>>78322188
kek
>>78301696
>>78320764
>>78320955
is this simon
>>78282486
How bad is gringo? Some brazillians said it at a bbq and I started cheering and shouting like I loved it and they looked embarrassed and they kind of slunk away.
>>78324627
I don't see it as bad but I also don't see any problem with gaijin as the words by themselves just means foreigner/outsider to me
>>78324576
it's too bad that Van is taking a break from drawing, cause he needs to do more with them, a friend of mine commissioned some stuff based on that from another artist, but I can't post it here cause 1.) it's very NSFW 2.) it's of a very fetishy nature and 3.) it's not done yet, still got another 2 or so parts to order for it
>>78324873
>it's too bad that Van is taking a break from drawing, cause he needs to do more with them
Has it occurred to you that posts like that are WHY he's taking a break?
>>78322041
agrill
>>78324627
It's kinda like Jew. It depends on the inflection and the context.
>>78324904
rude much
>>78324964
Overly defensive over getting called out on your excessively thirsty bullshit much?
>>78324904
>>78325183
Did you have a bad day, anon?
>>78325280
No, I'm just sick of seeing Kooky pop up and say the exact same thing every time someone posts a pic he likes. I wish he'd put his name back on so I can filter him like the rest.
>>78322188
Ja, ist gut.
>>78302033
>>78324873
too bad yeah
if i could draw that well, i'd be drawing tits and hips all the damn time.
felt like drawing them together.
>>78324916
Post tits or you'll be dismissed as a fat neckbeard posing as a gril.
>>78320043
I'm pretty sure girls can't ovulate until they have pubic hair and that's the primary sign that they're fertile.
>>78282586
Natives are hilarious.
"Grrr, I hate the white man so much he ruined the paradise we had before he showed up when we didn't wear pants and practiced cannibalism. But I'll gladly take the white man's welfare check."
