oy vey
>>78277208
Yes. We get it. You hate the Jews and you wish the Nazis won. The joke was never funny, and if it's not a joke, then you're an egdelord faggot.
Enough already. Goddamn.
Songbird Jewish!?
>>78277208
Ok, I recognize all of the obvious ones but who the hell is that guy behind Billy? Not the Thing, but the guy who's head is near his crotch in the picture,
>>78277376
Seriously, this is all I'm getting from the picture. That, and "Oh god, I hate her shitty Cagebolts hair"
>>78277376
Her name is Melissa Gold.
it must suck to be gay and jewish
>>78277376
How do you not know that?
>>78277208
You're a week late, couldn't you get out of family commitments?
>>78277395
Sackman.
>>78277452
Also a hellspawn.
>>78277412
>hating delicious spiky hair Melissa
Leave, and don't come back until you've acquired taste.
>>78277208
Why doesn’t Bendis just get them all with Kitty and Ben kicks out the other Guardians and just makes the real Jews in space comic?
I admit, when I learned that Moonknight is a jew, I was kinda confused. No way a jew would be this crazy violent and unstable. It just doesnt suit him at all
>>78277208
MOON KNIGHT IS JEWISH?
Reminder that the only reason anyone gives a shit about Hanukkah is that it falls close to Christmas
>>78277776
>>78277506
He's the son of a rabbi you fools
Wait wiccan isn't wiccan?
>>78277776
yeah, kosher
>>78277452
>>78277467
And a mutant
>>78277208
So there are literally like, a dozen, not even "literally dozens!" of Jewish Metas in the U.S.?
Given the existence of other national cadres, I can only assume Israel has quite a few, anyway.
Ever been any comments about them getting in tangles with Arab and Palestinian Metas?
>>78277917
no, he's just shit at picking names
he was the Asgardian until people pointed out that the gay kid was called the Ass-guardian
>>78277917
He was Magneto's grandson
>>78277987
wait if QS and SW aren't his kids anymore are they not Jewish?
>>78277917
>>78278054
The Kaplan's are still Jewish, and he's their son but also Wanda's kid. It's magic bullshit, it how he and Tommy were reborn to different families even though they twins.
Wait isn't Iceman Jewish, why no appearance?
>>78277208
>black and asian kid
>jews
okay
>>78278227
You didn't read the story.
>>78277208
Which supervillains are members of the Tribe?
>>78277208
>ywn hear Adam Sandler rewrite and perform a superhero version of the Hanukkah SongNorman Osborne...not a Jew
>>78278227
Black people can be Jews, and it's a Jewish tradition to go to Chinese restaurants/buffet's for Christmas.
>>78278227
It looks like they're just in some random Chinese restaurant, I doubt the waiter in the background is any more Jewish than those kids.
>>78277285
IT'S A MEME YOU DIP!
>>78278375
>>78278361
>>78278227
A villain ruined those kids Christmas, thing was like "I'm gonna save your Christmas". Blond kid says "aren't you Jewish thing?" Thing says "we Jews got our own Christmas tradition
>>78277208
Why is it okay for Jews to celebrate Hannukah but not for Christians even to say "Merry Christmas" out loud?
>>78278493
>Why is it okay for Jews to celebrate Hannukah
Here's the thing. Nobody actually celebrates Hanukkah fully. It's the most insignificant holiday in the Jewish calendar. Most families I've seen (Including my own) do the first 3 days then forget completely because they stop giving a shit
>>78277452
Wiccan shouldn't even be Jewish anymore. Not only it's forbidden to be gay in that religion but Wanda isn't the daughter of Magneto so he doesn't have jewish decendency.
>>78278148
This is so unrelastic
as a Latino Powerman would be asking him if he's really a devil worshiper.
>>78278148
When the fuck did Wiccan turn into Sasuke Uchiha?
>>78279367
He started drinking Skrull protein shakes and turned swole.
>>78279401
>Skrull protein shakes
Is that a sex thing?
>>78277208
DUDE JEWS LMAO
Kill yourself
>>78277208
>dan slot says spider-man is jewish
>he is never at the Hanukkah parties
What the fuck, I didn't know Moon Knight was a Joo.
Once again, /co/mblr takes the bait.
slightly unrelated question. I'm confused, hasn't Christmas almost become a generic holiday that even the nonreligious celebrate? I think the only reason i'm second guessing myself is that people always bring Christians up along with Christmas.I guess it doesn't matter; Christmas isn't event a Christian holiday to begin with
>>78277452
it's not so bad
>>78277208
GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT
THIS IS NOT A HARD CONCEPT GOYIM, you light 1 (one) Candle extra on each night of Channukah, one on one side, then on the other.
YOU DO NOT, LIGHT ALL THE CANDLES THROUGHOUT THE HOLIDAY, NOR DO YOU LIGHT THEM ALL ON ONE SIDE. AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE THE SHAMUS TO DO THE LIGHTING NOT YOUR FUCKING MUTANT POWERS.
>>78277980
not that I know of, but Israel has it's own national superhero, Sabra
How many Jewish heroes does DC have anyways? I know Ragman's Jewsih, but not sure who else
>>78279593
He doesn't like being around kids unsupervised.
>>78277506
why when he can just make all the current characters jewish?
>>78277208
I didn't know Chewbacca was jewish.
>>78278211
good question
maybe he identifies more with his dad's side?
dude christmasis evil, happy hanukkah!
>>78278536
my family does the whole eight days, but it really is a small holiday. you light the candles, eat fried food, and give the kids some gelt. the only reason it's so notable in popular culture is that it's so close to Christmas, and nobody wants their kid to feel left out.
>>78279804
He's clearly circumcised.
>>78279254
he was born to a Jewish couple though, and raised within the religion.
>>78279912
Honestly I'm surprised Passover doesn't get more love, since it's close to Easter and is a holiday that actually does mean something. Plus Passover feasts are fun as fuck.Also it's a great excuse to eat matzoh
I love being Jewish. Where my jew bros at?
>>78280003
I wish I could gas all of you.
>>78279280
Snerk.
>>78279978
Agreed, seders are the best. But there are way more Christmas specials on tv then there are Easter ones, so we get more Chanukkah specials as compensation.
I remember the Rugrats Passover special as being really good though.
>>78279920
On that topic, am I the only one who's really glad Ben Grimm is circumcised? The idea of someone having to pull back a foreskin made of rock makes me cross my legs and shudder at the mere thought of jagged edged orange rocks scraping against a fleshy purple cock head.
>>78280003
there seem to be at least a couple of us in this thread
>>78280073
...thanks for that lovely mental image
>>78280003
Right here
>>78280059
>I remember the Rugrats Passover special as being really good though.
I remember them also doing something for Hanukkah. Looking back, they're one of the few shows that actually did that
Really? They expect me to believe that Moon Knight kept up with jewish traditions just cause he's born on a jewish family?
>>78280107
yeah, I remember having their Jewish holiday specials on VHS
But not many shows did, yeah. I can think of Rugrats, Arthur, and the Magic School Bus, but not any others.
>>78280167
Yes, because he was named after a jewish man.
>>78277708
There's also the whole thing with him and various non-jewish gods, that always struck me as odd.
>>78279765
>goyim
Crawl back into your oven Yid. We just got the natural gas working.
>>78279791
Al Rothstein
Batwoman
Also Felicity, but /co/ hates her.
>>78277708
>>78277776
Fun fact: Moon Knight's creator Doug Moench often used names of people he knew in real life for characters. At a comic shop he frequented, one of the employees was named Marc Spector (great name). Doug used the name for MK, only to be informed by the real Marc later that he was Jewish. That forced Moench to learn more about Judaism and the Middle East, not wanting the character to come off as false.
>>78280375
also Harley Quinn, Hal Jordan, Micro Lad/Leviathan, Martin Stein, and Ragman, from the top of my head
plus some Watchmen characters, but they don't really count as DC
>>78280167
Isn't the dude, like legit crazy with multiple personalities? Maybe one of them keeps up.
>>78277868
Bendis or Moon Knight?
>>78279802
Even Kamala?
>>78280003
My paternal Grandma and Grandpa are hardcore jews but I don't practice Judaism because of my dad marrying a Catholic and some angry shit happening.
>>78281087
You aren't a real jew because your mother was not a jew.
Marc isnt devout jewish, he just respects his fathers religion. Theres a couple old stories that touched upon it
>>78279765
ironic jewposting is still jewposting
>>78277208
Can we finally drop marvel
>>78280573
Hal is only ethnically jewish because of his mom. He is not a practicing one and probably more Catholic going by the Green Lantern Darkseid Wars issue.
>>78277208
Every religion is a cult.
The fedora meme won't change my mind about it.
>>78281821
This.
How's it feel to be a goy, guy?
>>78277208
>Songbird
>Jew
Wow I didn't know that. I just assumed a female clown that used to hang out with a hippie was white trash.
Samsquanch is a dirty jew?
>>78283642
She is white trash.
>>78277208
>blaming Jews for your small penis
>>78283119
That's good.
>>78283642
>>78282195
If your mom's a Jew, your Jewish too. That's just how it goes.
>>78289544
It's an absolutely nonsense thing that it gets to be both a race and a religion.
>>78279791
Superman desu
I wish latkes were easy to make, every time I try to make them it always ends in disaster.
>>78279791
Batwoman
Colossal Lad
Hal Jordan kinda
>>78282195
He didn't know what to do in the Catholic church so he's probably not a practicing anything
Why practice at all when you know every god is real and you're in YHWH's good graces anyway because he was your boss for a while?
>>78277452
>>78279254
Cry me a river. A third of all israeli men suck dicks, so we're way past that
>>78277467
WTF when?
>>78280073
Don't worry, his penis head is a rock too!
>>78283590
I'm not your goy, bubbeleh!
>>78283679
>Jewish
>white
>>78279706
this was bait?
is /co/ seriously triggered by something tame in /pol/ standards?
>>78290327
Wiccan and Speed are reincarnations of Wanda/Vision sons, which in turn were fragments of Mephisto's soul.
>>78277208
>kid in the back between Kitty and Ben
>"Kitty, get your snatch out of the bagels, oy vey"
>>78279733
4 of the leading religons of the world have a celebration by december, and also yule and kwanza.
hence we use the terms happy holidays
heck, even if you're a fedora wearing fag you can celebrate newtomas
>>78277285
Sup reddit
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>>78277208
Didn't you guys know? Jewish people are the chosen ones. Chosen to be superheroes. that's why such a disproportionate amount of them are Jewish.
>>78279464
>He's been sucking off Hulkling for years
Take a wild fucking guess
>>78289544
Well yes, because you get your Jewish soul from your mother. It's what orthodox Judaism believes.
So even if Hal is nonpracticing according to Jewish beliefs he still has a Jewish soul. Which means that theologically what he does matters.
>>78290704
>2015
>Still calling people "Reddit" or "tumblr"
>>78277208
>lighting the candles wrong
GOYIM GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78291792
John Oliver please go
>>78280459
You have redeemed this thread with your interesting trivia
>>78290740
Now I'm really starting to notice what
>>78279765
was talking about. The candles are always being lit straight across
>>78292426
aren't they supposed to be lit from right to left? that's how my family always does it
>>78280573
Harley Quinn is Jewish Catholic. She's Jewish by blood but is Catholic.
>>78277208
What the hell is that clayface abomination behind Wiccan with the dead white eyes?
>>78279791
Shouldn't Bruce Wayne be technically Jewish since Kate is his cousin?
>>78294203
That depends if Martha and Thomas were Jewish themselves
>>78294246
I'm pretty sure Martha was the connection to the Kane family, so he is ethnically Jewish.
>>78294326
unless they're second cousins, and Martha's mom wasn't Jewish
>>78293820
The person I quoted said you're supposed to light one candle on each side, working towards the middle.
>>78290531
He's a demon, a jew, and a fag. And on top of it all, he leans towards the flamer side of the gay spectrum.GAS THE KIKES. RACE WAR NOW.
>>78291792
Your filename literally says tumblr.
Fuck off
>>78294926
yeah, but I've only ever seen it done from right to left. probably people from different parts of the world have their own traditions, that's how it usually is.
>>78279791
Ted Kord I think?
>>78300196
one of those cases of probably Jewish, but never confirmed. Especially since Nite Owl is Jewish (at least according to Wikipedia), and he's based primarily on Ted.
