>Eminem was friends with Barracuda
More interesting is that the PMRC apparently took a hit out on him
>>78266546
Makes sense to me
>>78266395
We don't talk about that "special".
Archie vs The Punisher at least had the decency to be good.Now, Trump Meets The Punisher on the other hand...
>>78266786
>Now, Trump Meets The Punisher on the other hand...
You have my attention, anon. Did it really happen? Was it insane?
Are you in for this?
>>78268112
I will start anyways.
>>78268164
>Eminem/Punisher
>still no D12 comic
>>78268112
Please no
>>78268234
>>78268112
ah, Van Lente. Always up to something kooky.
>>78268266
By the way, does anyone have a good recipe for a dip with creme fraiche as base? I need to use it up and don't know what to do with it and I don't want to eat it with a spoon.
>>78266395
>Tipper Gore puts out a hit on Eminem
Now we need a modern version where Alexis Kot puts out a hit on Nathan Edmondson and the Punisher has to save him.
>>78268292
what's up with those faces on Eminem and >>78268164 this security guy? Security guy is especially jarring because all the rest of the bodyguards are drawn like everyone else.
>>78268399
>>78268234
...wait why'd Frank shoot the guards if he was after Barracuda?
>>78268460
>>78268526
They didn't pay their taxes
>>78268460
So...how does nobody notice if he got a vest on? Or did Slim just put rubber bullets in his guns and everyone's too stupid to check?
>>78268526
Cause Eminem is such a bad mother that all of his crew are criminals
>>78268538
>>78268442
A celebrity's face is their brand. When most celebrities sign the licensing deal for their brand to be used in media, they likely have clauses in contract for any involved artists to trace/use photos of their face instead of freehand drawing, so that the celebrity's appearance is promoted accurately and preventing human error from tarnishing their brand.
Can't say when the security dude is about, though. Maybe Eminem just really wanted his favorite security bro in the comic.
>>78268579
>so cold he has to wear a winter coat
>still wearing a belly t-shirt underneath
Comics
>>78268538
Why didn't he just shoot them when they were unconscious?
>>78268579
>>78268601
Are you seriously questioning the 'Cuda? Obviously he's wearing the coat for STYLE. As if he was ever cold, you fucking bitch ass nigga.
>>78268646
>>78268602
this is why I know you're not a real nigga
>>78268655
>>78268646
He does explicitly say he's freezing his nuts off.
>>78268671
>>78268674
That's a figure of speech, cracka boi. Homies tend to hyperbole.
>>78268646
So wait, the Parents Music Council forked out the cash to hire a hitman to kill Eminem?
Eminem is seriously overestimating how much people care about him.
>>78268579
Isn't Barracuda supposed to be missing some fingers?
>>78268579
Wait ALL of Eminem's bodyguards had a criminal record? I find that extremely hard to believe
>>78268694
Can you think of a more fitting IRL villainous group to do just that?
Censors gonna censor. By hook or by crook.
>>78268714
Not ALL of them.
Just the ones Frank killed.
Because reasons.
>>78268714
Besides what kind of excuse is that?
>YOU KILLED MY HOMIES
>Yeah, but they all served time for smoking pot
>Ah, that's make it OK then
>>78268583
How about Barracuda? His face looks photorealisitc too. Someone Eminem really hated?
>>78268691
>>78268713
That's special Eminem canon.
>>78268266
>Barracuda casually mentions being a murderer for hire and overthrowing governments
>Eminem doesn't bat an eye and believes everything he says
>Is later surprised when he finds out Barracuda is a hitman
Eminem is pretty dumb isn't he?
>>78268792
He's surprised that Barracuda would go after him, an old buddy.
>>78268808
So he knew he was a murderer but didn't care, got it
>>78268655
>The sound effect for the bottom panel is literally F A M
>>78268828
Well of course, Eminim is a hardcore ghetto thug.
>>78268777
Eminem saves the day, but...
>>78268928
...since he's such a gangsta, Punisher can't let him go unpunished.
THE END
>>78268928
So Eminem just kills Barracuda? Just like that. I guess this takes place in the Eminemverse.
Also, why the fuck does killing Barracuda and trying to kill you make Eminem a criminal? YOU were trying to kill Barracuda, and he thought he was defending himself from you.
Your priorities really are out of whack Frank.
>>78268942
>And then Frank went to kill the entire Parents Music Council and Eminem was happy, no longer caring that his homies were killed because they served time for smoking pot.
>The end.
Did Eminem seriously aprove this crappy story?
>>78268855
Shaking my head to be honest.
>>78269022
Eminem had input on the story, the whole thing was likely his idea. Eminem deals with dead people all the time, don't you listen to his music man?!
>>78268942
That ending gives me serious anxiety to look at, being stranded in water is a huge fear of mine
>>78268646
How did a Religious group even get Barrucada's contact information?
>>78268646
Wouldn't Eminem's body just float back to the surface?
I thought the PMRC was only active in the 80's.
>>78268991
>So Eminem just kills Barracuda? Just like that.
Well Frank assumed Barracuda was dead in the Ennis' run the first time around. I see no reason he can't survive this if he can survive shark infested waters.
But were his palms sweaty?
For added fun, have Eminem sound like he is voiced by Nathan Vetterlein, the voice actor or TF2's Scout.
>>78268928
The Punisher of all people should know self-defense isn't a criminal act.
>>78268991
>So Eminem just kills Barracuda? Just like that.
If you don't see a body, he's not dead.
