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Oh, honey, no.
>>78235531
sorry anon i know it hurts
>>78235477
Why
>>78235477
Oh dear
>>78235551
Complete pain
>>78235557
yup
Hold off on the pastas till the end mates.
>>78235618
go ahead
>>78235581
>That variant
Fuck you, FUCK YOU
>>78235658
No idea why
>>78235477
This seriously looks like a Last Days Of... cover. Not a Battleworld type cover.
>>78235547
what's wrong with Hulk's face?
>>78235976
Bagley got lazy
>>78235952
>Doctor Banner
>>78236071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj26N10Ymlg
>>78236057
>>78236073
>Killed 616 Hawkeye
>Somehow he's in the new universe after event.
>>78235991
>2 hulk 2 furious
Really ?
>>78236109
Bendis hates clint
>>78236124
agreed
>>78236130
>>78236143
I want to imagine 616 Peter fucked Ult. Gwen
>>78236170
Does he also hate Punisher?
Because he makes Punisher absolutely nuts in this.
>>78236224
Is that 616 hulk?
>>78236221
atleast spiderincent exist but that ultimate peter
>>78236221
That's 616 Peter?
>>78236234
it gets worse later
>>78235767
>Mfw snake Waifus are gone
>>78236252
no idea.
Here we go boys
>>78236396
>>78236407
>if we split up the panels into smaller panels nobody will notice these lazy three panel pages!
>>78236073
>Emma smilling
kek
>>78236520
lazy
>>78236492
Doesn't 616 frank wear body armor? How did a thrown knife into the chest at close range kill him
>>78236788
Bendis forgot
last issue
>>78237078
Did she find out he was gay?
>>78237197
perfect edit
>>78235991
>>78236294
>>78236560
I'm amused by how this book is promoting books from a dead line. Especially books that utterly fucked the universe over at that, like Ultimatum.
>he was paid for this
is over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE0_KrqNgiQ
the end
>>78237417
Thanks op, re-reading the whole thing for free again and still feeling like I want my money back.
This was the most mindnumbingly boring thing I've ever read and I skipped the middle three issues tbqhwy senpai
>>78237458
20 saved for food or a bus passes.
>>78237002
>>78237078
>people somehow know miles even though he isn't a part of battleworld whatsoever.
>They're willing to listen to him although he webbed them all up.
So, they all went and beat Doom or something? Who all is still alive? Is Ult verse still around, but just not having any stories done from it?
I haven't been keeping up and I'm so confused.
>>78236985
>>78237002
Can someone tell me what's wrong with Miles role in Utimate End? He's being portrayed as a responsible, mature and caring teenager in a way Peter hadn't been portrayed since well, never. He's also showing his skills as a leader, something Peter never got to do in a serious way with the X-Men or Avengers (Slott portrayal of leadership was laughable like that issue where Norman comes back).
Is it because he wasn't created by Stan Lee or Peter David back in the day? Miguel was a forgotten C-list character that never got the spotlight in the franchise he was created after the 90s ended, just like all the other Spider-men were. Ben Reilly was not like Iron Man or Captain Marvel who are A and B list respectively. His only role in Spider-man books outside of the clone saga was always that of the partner or the sidekick, he was never an important character until now and conversely his most important stories always happened to be in death. I bet Stan Lee would not have had any problem with using Miles if he was allowed.
So why the hate for Miles? I don't understand.
>>78237599
While he's hasn't hit Mary Sue territory quiet yet, he's gettin there....
>>78237636
venom blast.
>>78237354
The Heart
Now you can post your pastas.
>>78237636
Invisibility.
>>78237573
Ult U is dead, but characters from it got folded into new 616. Mainly those who didn't have an important 616 counterpart.
>this super small story time of 5 issues because of all the two-page spreads
i have never hated bendis more than i do now.
![1447311157526[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YgacYhn.jpg "1447311157526[1].jpg")
>>78237978
Brian Michael Bendis is a gateway writer of the worst kind. He's a bad storyteller, with a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive double pages and WORDS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the writer himself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of his core make him a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable tumblr faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look smart, the unending Bendisspeak, boring personalities, the whole quipping faggotry and everything about his stories fuels their escapist fantasies, while the retconned character backgrounds, emphasis on his waifus, and overall preachiness of the writer make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average redditor and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes redditors and tumblr retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Bendis is basically THE writer to attract the most hated comicbook fanbase known to /co/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to shitpost the fuck out of this writer and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Bendis thread (excpet for story times so we can see the trash for what it is) ever encourage /co/mblr to show their faces here.
>>78238014
>tfw we don't get the superior 1610 jessica drew because the main one got a costume change and is pregnant.
this world is cruel and unusual.
>>78236756
ow the edge
>>78238078
Sad world.
>>78238138
yup
One issue's worth of story crammed into five issues, and the climax off panel.
Why did I read this?
>>78238938
>Why did I read this?
"Because FUCK YOU."- Marvel
![1447687596651[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/35QYdFB.jpg "1447687596651[1].png")
>>78238026
Typical anti-Bendis brigade. You guys are the worst of the worst. Always crying because Marvels best writer is reinvigorating comics with his top selling stories. I bet you guys are the same idiots crying about the X-men too. Well too bad, his X-men run is highly praised everywhere else like reddit, and will go down as one of the best. Issue 600 took old and boring characters and reinvigorated them into a new progressive age. You guys need to catch up instead of staying stuck in the past.
And there is nothing you can do to stop the Bendis train, lol.
>>78239050
In a nutshell
>>78237306
So, they removed all the Ult characters who aren't coming back on this page? That's kinda lame.
>>78235860
Kek Spidey spazzing out.
>>78237387
Who's the girl?
I'm still wondering
>What happened to 616 Mysterio since he was locked in the jail
>What ever happened to Peter and MJ
>Why didn't Harry come back to life
>What happened to Ult Venom
>What happened to 616 Galactus/Cap/Thor
>>78240179
Agreed
>>78240297
Bombshell, Bendis confirmed that she was one of the characters who'd survive about...four months ago? It was a long while back.
>>78237151
>>78237306
>>78237322
>>78237340
>>78237354
>>78243480
>>78243485
>>78237519
Bendis does not give a shit about continuity.
>>78237369
Well Spider-Milf is back, that's something I guess.
>>78245438
Pretty much.
>>78245577
This
Bump for pain
>>78235477
Thete is poetry in the team that started the Ultimate Universe, ending it all,
>>78237369
>>78237387
>>78237417
Peter Parker's days are officially numbered.
>>78235598
I like how the Miles "toy" has absolutely nothing interesting to it.
I may be overthinking it, but looks like a subtle satire on the character.
>>78236170
Why does he hate Clint? Noticed he loves to kill him.
>>78248921
I don't see how it's any different than 95% of the other Secret Wars toy parodies.
>>78248951
My bad. For some reason I remembered other covers with some features like weapons and better-looking articulation.
>>78235908
>The powers that be just can't afford to keep experiments like this
Yup, just a little 4th wall breaking right there
>>78248944
No idea why. He try to make him Ronin.
so much reaction image potential
>>78235980
is that fucking groot thor
>>78235620
Scott facing the wrong way, and not Daredevil.
>You had one job Marvel...
>>78249002
There are other recent action figure variants, that are drawn to have articulation and accessories similar to Marvel Legends or Marvel Selects, but all the Secret Wars toy parody covers have the same lack of accessories except Star-Lord who has a removable helmet.
>>78248921
>>78249002
Nah. You're just overthinking it, The Miles variant is really no different than most of the other variants, or even the real-life figures. Certain ones had accessories other than a shield but none of the Spider-Man figures did.
>>78250544
Actually the variant Secret Wars figures that had accessories were:
Wolverine (claws)
Thor (hammer)
Deadpool (multiple weapons)
Daredevil (club)
Falcon (Redwing)
Falcon, Daredevil, and Wolverine had similar accessories in the actual figures, so that's expected. For unknown reasons, the Secret Wars #7 Magneto variant cover, the #8 Doom variant, and #9 Iron Man variant are missing the weapons that the original figures had.
>>78237078
>Luke Cage
Couldn't help himself and I love it.
>>78237165
wtf is going on with SW boob window? It's appearing, reappearing and then going straight up wonky here.
>>78250233
Perfect
>>78250233
Yeah but that's Ultimate Cap talking
Bump of pain
>>78255492
Thank you
Ultimate End #5 to second printing in February. Shows the power of outrage.
>>78258587
Oh fuck.
>>78258587
CBR had this whole article saying how Miles' mom is back. Of course people would fall for that shit.
>>78259318
I just don't understand.
This answered no question, gave no send off, Miles just literally appears in the end and they have a fight off-panel. A fight that is incredibly important, apparently since the fucking Secret Wars keep getting delayed, to their flagship title. Nothing was fucking solved. Nothing was sent off. It was all nothing.
>>78259318
>>78260965
Stay mad
/co/- 0
Benis -100
>>78235581
This is the smuggest thing I've ever seen.
>>78261208
Edited for accuracy
>>78261050
Yes, negative 100 sounds about right.
>>78258587
Why
>>78260965
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nigga, do you even know who your talking about? He's the master of Marvel, the king of comics, the future Editor-in-Chief. He has 2 shows based on his creations, Powers and Jessica Jones, and someday Mile Morales will be the next Spider-man in movies or TV.
Sorry mate, but Bendis is the King of Marvel. Those on Team Bendis will guard any and all storylines created by Bendis, or expand on it. I mean look at this shit >>77869998 →
Once he finally runs Marvel, we will enter an era of Bendis continuity. As long as there's a franchise with a movie or TV show, it won't be safe from Bendis Continuity.
He' the future Editor-in-Chief of Marvel, and the other writers at marvel know it. The ones that aren't with him are off doing Star Wars.
>>78235581
This smug piece of shit actually thought that this trash was good enough to make this variant cover. Jesus Christ marvel is dead.
>>78258587
>>78259302
>>78259318
>>78260965
>>78261335
Second prints don't really mean much, it means that if there are stores that sold out of it right now, they might reorder and get a second print.
Now, if it goes into third, fourth, etc prints, that's when it shows there's major demand (Ms. Marvel #1, Edge of Spider-Verse #2)
>my waifu Ultimate Jessica Jones is dead
I hate this earth
>>78235581
Is that supposed to be bendis? I mean it was Millar and Hickman who made the Ultimate universe any good
>>78264336
Did she even show up after that whole bit with trying to find Spidey's secret identity?
>>78261595
Agreed
>>78261595
He didn't ask for it, the artist drew it and asked him if it was okay, he accpeted. You might find it hard to believe but a lot of people in Marvel respect and even praise Bendis inclusing the EiC.
>>78235721
What sound is suppose to be fabooom anyway?
>>78236073
How strong is frog Thor?
>>78264594
It's Bendis. And he's there mainly because he launched the Ultimate line (Ultimate X-Men wasn't out till four months after USM's debut) and stayed with it till the end unlike Millar who bailed for Hollywood and Hickman who bailed for Avengers.
