/co/ what does Megan Fox have to finally win you over as April O'Neil?
Be a good actress.
Yellow Jumpsuit.
And try to move away from the incredibly, INCREDIBLY overused trope of "Unappreciated reporter wants real scoop but keeps getting given crappy assignments."
Cowtits.
>>78214971
Always wear the sexy teacher outfit.
I mean I won't watch the movie but I'll probably jerk off to the pictures and that's just as good as winning me over.
>>78214971
>Megan Fox gets a divorce and is suddenly hot again
How about not looking so obnoxiously sexy to the point that she's ugly as hell?
Oh, and this >>78215011
>>78215011
>>78215022
Wasn't the April O'Neil from the 90's movies also this stuff?
>>78215043
She's probably back on Michael Bay's
>>78214971
>>78215043
She must stick Mikey's toe in that incredibly cute crotch.
>>78214971
>>78215043
>>78215182
>>78215043
>ass so fat you can see it from the front
Zipper-scraping erection achieved.
That fucking hand...
>>78215311
fuck can't unsee
>>78215311
ruined
>>78215311
Is it part of the movie?
>>78215311
You're a liar if you say you wouldn't because of that.
>>78215311
I thought the turtles were suppose to be the mutants.
She quits.
I wish I had that body.
>>78216039
Better hope the personality doesn't come with it.
>>78215311
weird angle maybe?
>>78215022
What's up with this yellow jumpsuit? Why is she wearing it to begin with?
>>78214971
She won me over the first movie. I jerked off to the thought of her putting they thumb up my anus
>>78214971
there is no way she will be a good april I am just hoping they finally make a TMNT porn parody so we can laugh about how porn april is more real then megan fox
probably by being a better actress and stop dressing like such a greasy gutterslut.
I'm kinda hype for the new movie, but it's literally just for Bebop and Rocksteady and potential Krang
Can you post something more embarassing than this?
>>78216131
can they even do one with tmnt?
![475121603[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ruicry5.jpg "475121603[1].jpg")
Turn into Saoirse Roisin.
>>78218237
POTAYTO
>>78214971
Sit on my cock and ride me until my eyes roll back into my head.
>>78214971
Some thing most actresses need to do, learn how to fucking act.
I'm 27 years old and the only actresses I can stomach are up there in their 70s-80s.
>>78218197
>>78216131
You have no idea.
>>78215062
>How about not looking so obnoxiously sexy to the point that she's ugly as hell?
Are you totally gay, or just really gay?
>>78219458
I know of april o'neil but she never did porn as april o'neil it does not count
>>78219335
that was garbage I mean like an axel braun porn
>>78214971
Learn to act.
>>78215043
You can see almost everything. Holy shit.
>>78214971
Ugly right hand.
2/10
>>78219471
Megan Fox isn't hot, you've been tricked into thinking she is.
>>78219600
You're insane.
>>78214971
FLUFFY HAIR
FUCK, IT CAN'T BE THAT FUCKING HARD!
I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THEY STILL TEACH HAIRDRESSERS HOW TO DO PERMS
JUST GIVE HER THE SAME HAIRSTYLE AS IN THE CARTOON, AND 80% OF THE JOB WILL BE DONE!
JUST
FLUFF
HER
HAIR
UP
JEEZ!
Start looking and acting like April, instead of Megan Fox doing the boring "sexy girl acting". You know, walking somewhere at a kind of fast pace, and talking kind of quick and breathless in lieu of tension/excitement, and being perky and sassy and sarcastic and sighing and rolling her eyes good-naturedly at the antics of other characters whilst carefully standing still with her tits and ass highlighted instead of doing literally anything of value. I'm so tired of the sexy girl """acting""" formula.
>>78214971
Do porn.
>>78215062
Lol like your lonely ugly ass ever gets girls
Must feel pretty shit when all you ever get cast for is eye candy and even that is almost gone now with that botoxed up face of hers.
Olivia Thirlby was robbed
>>78219600
This man speaks the truth. The first transformers movie, hottest chick around. Then slowly people realized she isn't that hot. I mean i would jump her given the chance but that's cause I'm a fat Italian with a stupid high sex drive.
>>78221113
Diminishing returns, basically.
>>78221113
Mario?
>>78214971
Die on screen.
>>78220684
>>78221537
More like a less hairy Ron Jeremy... So yah Mario
>>78215834
Megan Fox is not attractive
She looks like a generic pornstar who happens to have weird hands and feet
>>78215311
screw you anon
