Guys
This one's actually decent.
>>78186402
wait isn't that the exact same pose they made for another movie poster, except with sunglasses shopped on
>>78186402
I see the CGI hasn't improved at all
>>78186579
>implying 8yo's have a discerning eye
>>78186471
Yes.
>the first Alvin and the Chipmunks movie came out almost a decade ago
>>78186471
They use the same ones all the time.
>>78186402
Then I'll watch it online.
>>78186402
>it's coming out the same day as Star Wars
Poor_little_chipmunk.mkv
>>78186402
David Cross deserves better.
>>78186950
>he doesn't know how movies work
Chipshits the sequel came out when Avatar did and because Avatar was sold out people went to see other movies. Same shit's gonna happen with this one because of Star Wars.
>>78187011
If I went to the movies and Star Wars sold out I sure as hell wouldn't bring my kid to see Alvin and the Chipmunks, I'd probably go home and show them the original Star Wars movie
It's opening same week as Star Wars.
So the studio doesn't think it is.
>>78186402
>David Cross isn't Dave
This series started off on a sore foot.
>>78187704
Holy shit that's like a cry for help
>released the same day as star wars
>its going to be a bloodbathrip star wars
>>78186402
Even if it's somehow decent, I still want it to fail with every fiber of my being. If Star Wars can't stop this, then nothing can.
Doesn't matter.
This Friday, it will finally end.
We will finally be free.
Now we just need to cancel the shitty cartoon and we can all forget this abominable franchise ever existed.
>>78191991
Seriously, how stupid are they to release Star Wars the same day as Chipmunks 4? Like holy fuck does Disney WANT to lose money?
>>78192246
They've given up, they know Star Wars has no hope of making any money, so they're putting it out on the same day as a cinematic juggernaut so they can write it off and go "oh well the public doesn't want to see Star Wars anymore" and now they're no longer obligated to keep making Star Wars movies.
>tfw I have to take my nephews to see Star Wars because I couldn't get tickets in time for Alvin and the Chipmunks
They say they forgive me but I know deep down they're hurting.
>>78192805
You fucked up man. Try to sneak them in, that's what I did for chipwrecked. We had to sit on the stairs but it was worth it.
>>78192805
You've had like three months to pre-order tickets, there was a big "BUY TICKETS NOW" link on chipmunks.com, what is wrong with you?
>>78186402
CGI has produced some great movies (most Pixar, Tangled, WiR, Frozen, the list could go on).
But why is there no CG/Live-action hybrid as good as Mary Poppins or Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
>>78192892
I could ask my friend who works at the theater just out of town (the one nearby already has people fucking camping out) but he stopped talking to me after we got in a Facebook argument over the Squeakquel
>>78192936
I had to work that day! How was I supposed to know that Chipmunk fanboys had enough NEET-bucks combined to crash the fucking ticket sites within the first hour.
>mfw corporate had us mark down the Thanksgiving and Christmas merchandise early at the store I work at in order to make more room for the Chipmunk isle
>>78193156
>not skipping work to secure tickets to the opening weekend
Some Chipmunk fan you are. Just kill yourself. You're done here.
>>78193315
>implying I wasn't trying on my phone
They kept directing me to that fucking Star Wars site, as if it new full well how hard that shit is going to bomb.
>>78193291
Dude, I work at the Alamo Drafthouse and they're making us stay late on Thursday for the "early" showings of Road Chip. It's not enough to just premiere on Friday like every other movie, no you need to start showing it at 7:00 PM the day before and then keep having showings until fucking 1:30 in the morning. Holy fuck. I'm going to be stuck cleaning up after all these fat nerds until 4 AM all because of this stupid fucking Chipmunk movie.
Ok, for real this time folks.
What's the indisputably BEST order to marathon the Chipmunk movies before it comes out?
I want to have a firm grasp of the series' overall lore.
>Captcha asks to choose North American ground rodents
>>78193798
Chronological order. People will tell you about the machete order which sounds good, but in practice it fails because it screws with significant parts of Simon's role.
>>78194161
And don't worry about AAAALLLLVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks. It adds some insight into the characters, but you can skip it if you're pressed for time and still enjoy the experience.
>they're going to florida
>not having the road trip be to new york so they could do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSeWwx6DGuw
>>78186962
he's not in this one
>>78186402
Movie is completely worthless if it doesn't have any BELLY DANCING.
>all these newfags
Looks all of you babies who grew up with the crappy CGI movies. The only true canon is The Alvin Show.
>>78194455
Look, we get it. The new movies were disappointing to the diehard older fans, and I respect that. In a lot of ways I agree, they weren't as good as the original. But for fuck's sake man, it's been 8 years, let it go already. The Chipmunk universe has moved on, it's time you did too. These movies aren't "literally the worst thing ever" like you TASfags insist. Jason Lee didn't rape your childhood. There was a time and a place to rant about the changes to the canon and the "soulless" CG but it's time to move on, for the good of the fandom.
Sorry. Pizza toots!
>>78193448
>cleaning up after manchildren in fursuits
>watching loud cringey teens roleplay scenes from Chip Wrecked
Some anon from a /v/ cringe thread mentioned the time he nearly got molested from a hambeast in a slutty chipmunk suit when the Sheratan he was working at was hosting ChipCon a couple years back.
Dude, call in sick.
You do NOT need the hours that bad.
>>78194419
Sure it looks modest by today's standards but that bellydancer suit sent many a kid spiraling into puberty.
>>78192246
At this point, I think that Disney's just using it to launder dirty money.
Not like anybody's gonna pay attention to it.
>>78186402
Too bad the marketing team isn't writing the actual movie's script.
>>78195438
Well nobody's paying attention to Tired Old Space Movie #7 so I think Disney will get away with it
>>78186950
>Poor_little_chipmunk.mkv
Uh, so which chipmunk is it being surrounded by larger, human boyswith all involved being naked?
>>78195918
Theodore.
Pushin', cushion.
>>78196064
Dang, I'd watch that (assuming it was all consensual);maybe Alvin and Simon would even pitch in.
>>78193448
>Dude, I work at the Alamo Drafthouse and they're making us stay late on Thursday for the "early" showings of Road Chip. It's not enough to just premiere on Friday like every other movie, no you need to start showing it at 7:00 PM the day before and then keep having showings until fucking 1:30 in the morning. Holy fuck. I'm going to be stuck cleaning up after all these fat nerds until 4 AM all because of this stupid fucking Chipmunk movie.
You're going to be stuck cleaning up because of Star Wars. They just happened to shove Chipmunks into your schedule.
Chipmunks doesn't have 7PM sneaks either. That shit is Friday only. That's a god damn rare occurrence now. Every fucking movie has 7PM sneaks.
>>78196340this entire thread has gone over your head dude
>>78196340
>>78196427
I just realized. I just came angry from /v/
Good thing this is an anonymous image board
>>78192188
Nice Pasta.
>>78196340
>he hasn't cleared his Thursday schedule for the "Sneak Squeak"
>>78186402
holy fucking shit it's the exact same fucking pose except this time they have poorly shooped sunglasses
>>78192892
>chipwrecked
was it really worth it?
>>78197422
Well which one was your favorite faggot?
>>78186402
>Boys on the Hood
Sounds like a gay, automobile-related pornography.
>>78186402
So are the chipettes in this?
>>78197478
None, because they're all horrendous movies. Please tell me you don't actually look forward to, watch, and enjoy this garbage.
>>78197422
Are you actually defending a chipmunks movie?
>>78197822
meant for>>78197478
>>78197795
>not looking forward to the most anticipated movie of the year
Road Chip is going to make $2 billion, screencap this post
>>78197885
Don't bother with this nigger, /tv/ told him to hate them and he's too pleb to see the genius himself.
