Look at what I found on bendis tumblr.
>>78183960
Cute.
Kawaii
>>78183960
O T P
T
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It's the cover to issue #3.
>>78183960
Secretly everyone is a Bendis fan. Sure people here like to feel they have superior taste by calling him shit, hack or whatever they want. They feel better knowing their current indy darling is way better than the top dog at Marvel because it somehow validates the comics they are reading and that's fine.
And yeah the things people complain about Bendis are true as well. He likes to write for trades with slow pacing arcs and his characteristic dialogue. Not to mention putting the stories over any kind of continuity fans want to be acknowledged.
But it's also true that what he does is exactly what Marvel needs. He actually puts some effort in trying to change and advance these characters. You people always criticize his changes because you don't want your characters to advance that fast. Maybe if a change is teased and slowly build then in ten years you will accept it but Bendis doesn't have ten years. He wants to move forward himself not wait until his grandsons do the job for him. You hate him for that but it's what Marvel need. His stories also appeal to the readers. He writes what they want to read. Compare Guardians of the Galaxy against Inhumans. Both had the same number of variants but Bendis still won because he writes the team of Guardians people are interested in reading, accuse him of waifuing or whatever but people accpeted Kitty as Star-Lord because Bendis sold her to them in the first issue. He also put the Avengers on the map and some might say he did it by using gimmicks and events but he was the one who dared to pull these gimmicks and events, and they worked. People liked it. Bendis does know what people want. /co/ of course has other ideas, and most likely those ideas would send Marvel into bankruptcy again.
Bendis works, and /co/ loves him. All the hate messages are just the way they have to show their love. And this proves it.
>Kamala's parents when she brings home a negro
>>78184246
>posting this rant in an otp thread
>>78184246
Yes
>>78184246
I think I've seen this post previously.
Many times before.
On 4chan.
This post.
>>78184288
Is it even possible to stone Ms. Marvel to death?
I so fucking called it. They gave Bruno his own girlfriend so they can have Miles/Kamala power couple, and Bendis feeds his ego.
>Date white girl
>NAZIS
>moves to brown girl
Miles is kinda learning his lesson, but I'm not sure muslim is the way to go either. He might never learn.
Bendis literally said he shipped them. SO all you haters can expect to see more
>>78184246
Holy fuck these Bensis pastas are tiring.
>>78184246
See, Anon? I told you it flows better without the link.
But Miles is so booooring.
I don't hate Miles for any race related reason. I hate Miles because it's Bendis' excuse to do even more stupid shit.
>>78184662
Tiring?
>>78185104
Yeah. You know, the way the pastas are written.
Coolio
>>78184246
Brian Michael Bendis is a gateway writer of the worst kind. He's a bad storyteller, with a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive double pages and WORDS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the writer himself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of his core make him a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable tumblr faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look smart, the unending Bendisspeak, boring personalities, the whole quipping faggotry and everything about his stories fuels their escapist fantasies, while the retconned character backgrounds, emphasis on his waifus, and overall preachiness of the writer make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average redditor and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes redditors and tumblr retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Bendis is basically THE writer to attract the most hated comicbook fanbase known to /co/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to shitpost the fuck out of this writer and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Bendis thread ever encourage /co/mblr to show their faces here.
>>78185013
He was really promising. But he was so decompressed that there isn't one "good Miles Morales story" that anyone can point to and say it's why they like him.
>>78183960
>>78184067
>>78184140
>>78184246
>>78185477
Someone dosent agree with me so they must be trolling
>>78183960
I ship them. Fuck you Samfags. Dick Rider was better.
>Bendis wanted to write The Shadow.
Jesus Christ
>>78185752
The Shadow?
>>78184474
>Miles/Kamala
You mean Samala, right?
>>78184517
The Parker curse lives on
>>78185427
That and most of the book is just comparing Miles to Peter.
He may have Spidey-Sense but he doesn't have "Paranoid Nigga Sense" some black men are gifted with.
>>78186451
God, what a wasted plotline. Suddenly introduce Kate, suddenly make her family Hydra, suddenly solve it by throwing other superheroes at the problem. None of it progressed from choices the characters were making or obstacles to overcome.
Like, all the IDEAS were good, but I didn't know a thing about what people were thinking or why they were doing shit.
Can Bendis be stopped
>>78186514
>Suddenly introduce Kate,
Wasn't she there from the beginning?
Also the whole thing was rushed by the events, at least that's how I look at it.
>>78186514
That's Bendis in a nutshell, take a possibly interesting idea, meander on it for months then rush an ending. Fill with copypasted panels and redundant dialogue.
>>78186562
No, he's the new Quesada.
>>78186700
She showed up after the one-year timeskip of Miles not being Spider-Man that happened for no reason.
>>78186700
She was there from the time skip.
>>78185570
Someone supporting bendis this >>78184246
much must be trolling.
>>78187015
Go away whore
>>78187015
>I truly can't conceive people liking what I don't like.
>>78186811
She was there before but usually would only appear in one panel and just stare at Miles without talking to him.
So their whole relationship happened off panel and we were given zero reason to care about her other than she's got cousins in Brazil.
Frankly I'm more interested in them, do they just so happen to be in Brazil or are they descendants of Nazi Fugitives? Are they deliciously brown or Pure Aryan Goodness? DAMMIT MARVEL GIVE ME HYDRA WOMEN OF BRAZIL!
You can't stop the Bendis
>>78184621
From what I got from that interview I actually thought it was the opposite
>>78183960
Ms Marvel is Reed Richards now?
>impressionable young women are buying this comic in record numbers
>GET SOME BLACK DICK IN THEIR STAT
Fuck I hate American media
>>78188662
>Being this threatened
You're being a bitch.
>>78188662
See, this is where you are wrong
Ms. Marvel is fucking awesome. I cant even fathom the amount of shit it's getting on /co/
Its just like Captain Marvel, which got good reviews, and its one of the highest selling digital comics in the world right now and for good reason
>b-but its not MUH OTP!
lol fuck off. Nobody cared or knew who the Novas were before the movie. Consider actually having fun once in your life, thats what this run will be, fun. Since when is NOT MUH a valid criticism? They're basically taking a diversity couple and making it something better, there's nothing wrong with that.
She is being paired with Miles Morales because Its basically the exact same. Reinventing a A-list character into a badass black teenager who can TOTALLY beat Peter (we saw that in Spider-men) which is also selling well and everyone is enjoying it aside from you /co/ntrarians. Why is that exactly?
>>78188662
So how is this any better or worse than white dick?
>>78188998
White dick doesn't get gunned down in the streets.
>>78188912
I don't have a problem with Ms. Marvel but don't tout the same digital sales claim that Marvel uses to justify Squirrel Girl. There's little concrete proof either is selling digitally. It seems more like an easy way to justify keeping a low selling title for other reasons (which is fine). Other than that, I agree with you.
>>78184246
I will never forgive his dialogue.
>>78189029
>ignoring the white kids shot by police officers
Saw at least two in the last six months
>>78189124
>Agreeing with pasta
Spot the retard
>>78188998
It isn't. It's just sad to see a positive character for both young women and Muslims like Kamala ruined in order to make Miles look good
How will Sam react to this?
>>78183960
More "progressive" pandering bullshit
>>78189416
He won't. The potential love triangle between Sam, Kamala, and Miles won't be explored until a writer completely separate from Bendis and Waid takes the relationship to task.
>>78189514
Why?
>>78189545
Simple: Writers don't tell each other what they're doing.
Bendis will write Miles/Kamala without caring about whatever goes on in ANAL Avengers, and Waid will write Sam/Kamala without worrying about what goes on in Spider-Black. You won't see an actual examination of Sam/Kamala/Miles unless a third writer gets a chance to write a story of the three, or if Marvel mandates one of the two writers to make up a story about the whole thing.
And then we'd just get a crappy story that just leans more towards one of the two, depending on the writer, rather than a more balanced story.
>>78189668
I bet Benis will overthrown SJWaid
>>78188475
Nope
>>78186562
Bendis?
>>78189700
People are throwing around the term sjw so freely that it's lost all meaning
>>78189668
There's no one that neutral on Marvel. All Team Bendis writers will go for Miles. All other writers will choose Sam to screw Bendis.
Not to mention there's not a single writer at Marvel that can write good romance.
So this makes sense now
>>78189436
Both of them are minorities. You could argue "progressive" no matter what happens you faggot.
>>78189715
That's just Bendis trolling, I bet the opposite will happen in the book
>>78189700
Nah, Waid probably has as much clout as Bendis does, or else they wouldn't have put Waid on the flagship title.
>>78189749
They can always bring in a guest writer, of course.
>>78183960
please god no, Kamala and Sam are the OTP meant to bring balance back to the force
>>78189749
see >>78189765
Bendis has already said he's talked with Ms Marvels writer.
>>78189787
You people think everything Bendis says is trolling until it happens.
>>78189813
In this case I actually do think he's trolling
I think this is the first time I think the guy is ruining is the girl.
Kamala's too big a personality for bland Miles.
Do they bring Ganke and Bruno and make everything awkward?
Because I'd be in.
>>78190360
Miles is a great straightman to other people's ridiculousness.
>>78190468
Goldballs is in the new Spider-Man book too.I bet you he becomes Bombshell's boyfriend.
Sam BTFO!
>>78187619
>I don't know what pasta is
>>78189746
Ugh ... it is true
Thankfully everyone uses it in a tongue in cheek manner and we are actually winning the war for diverstiy and equality
>>78189765
Nah they mean Peter.
>>78191358
the issue literally showed her with a spider-man a few pages before this one and you think its referring to Peter
>>78191358
She's not on a team with Peter though.
>>78191358
>Implying Peter has time to hang out with a random muslim when he has a global company to lead and all the mature adult pussy that comes with that.
>>78191471
A global company represented by spider-mans rock hard abs
>>78191423
She wishes she was
>>78191413
Don't ruin my headcanon anon.
Bendis is super obsessed with his own Jewishness. He is not going to have Kamala/Miles be a thing. Miles is going to date a Jewish girl after one issue of Kamala/Miles teasing.
He got stressed out by X-fans. You think he doesn't know how much fire he would be playing with when it comes to a Muslim character?
>>78188912
Him being able to beat Peter is dumb. Peter is A) Extremely experienced, and B) Basically the counter to half the marvel universe. He punks Mr. Fantastic, Iron Man, The Hulk, whoever he's gotta.
>>78188912
>Its just like Captain Marvel, which got good reviews, and its one of the highest selling digital comics in the world right now and for good reason
>She is being paired with Miles Morales because Its basically the exact same. Reinventing a A-list character into a badass black teenager who can TOTALLY beat Peter (we saw that in Spider-men) which is also selling well
[Citation needed]
Pichelli's Kamala is a qt
>>78188912
>Ms Marvel
>getting shit on /co/
The only way that's going to happen in reality is if Bendis gets his fucking hands on it
>>78191822
He's so obsessed, he had Kitty marry a goy when that's badly frowned upon by Jews.
>Traditional Judaism does not permit interfaith marriages. The Torah states that the children of such marriages would be lost to Judaism (Deut. 7:3-4), and experience has shown the truth of this passage all too well.
And no, Quill isn't jew.
>>78188912
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Great post anon.
Guardians of the Galaxy is fucking awesome. I cant even fathom the amount of shit it's getting on /co/
Its just like the movie, which got good reviews, and its one of the highest selling comics in the world right now and for good reason
>b-but its not MUH GUARDIANS!
lol fuck off. Nobody cared or knew who they were before the movie. Consider actually having fun once in your life, thats what the run is, fun. Since when is NOT MUH a valid criticism? They're basically taking the gotg name and making it something better, there's nothing wrong with that.
Its basically the exact same for Kitty Pryde. Reinventing a C-list character into a badass renegade which is also selling well and everyone is enjoying it aside from you /co/ntrarians. Why is that exactly?
>>78194281
this pasta again
>>78194281
>Kitty Pryde. Reinventing a C-list character
But Kitty's been extremely prominent the last decade and a half. It's not really reinventing. It's giving her new clothes and a couple of guns.
>>78194281
Kitty Pryde is B-List the Guardians were C-List before the movie Kitty Pryde was way more prominent than them.
>>78194281
kek, this pasta seems to always be more successful than the other ones.
>>78194281
Giving people shit for not liking the present godawful iteration of the Guardians, when they read the genuinely good version previous, is some real dumb shit.
Popularity != a measure of quality
>>78195889
It's pasta retard
>>78184246
Thank you
>miles is boring as fuck, no one gives a shit about muh black spiderman but they can't get rid of him since their sjw fanbase who don't read anything but ms marvel and squirrel girl will call them racist and boycott them or some shit
>have to force him together with fan favourites like ms marvel so people have a reason to buy his shit
>it wont work, people will cool off from her once miles sucks all the fun out of her, she'll be sidelined and miles will be forced onto another fan favourite character to ruin them in an endless cycle
>this will continue until this whole sjw rainbow skin quota bullshit fad ends
>>78199510
Miles being pushed is pretty much solely because Bendis is a huge faggot. For once it's not really about tumblrfags
>>78199510
Miles sells the same as Kamala if not more you dipshit
>>78199510
>rainbow skin quota bullshit fad
>ending
you are so not ready for transhumanism
>>78199642
He seems to sell a few thousand less as of the latest time he actually had a book.
>>78189416
There is "meet cute" and then there is this, which is such a bad first impression that both character should be at least mildly antagonistic toward each other for the rest of their lives.
>>78199691
I'm pretty sure he was selling more for most of his run
>>78201410
Concurrently yeah though technically speaking Ms Marvel's # 1 debuted higher than Mile's relaunched #1, then for 9 issues Miles books sold higher than Ms Marvel books released the same month but lower than her books of the same numbering. Which means absolutely nothing.Honestly they're probably about the same amount of popularity and sold roughly the same
I hope this actually happens
>>78201697
I wonder how much will his new ongoing sell now that he's on 616
>>78199510
...
Ugh
>>78184409
This post? On 4chan? Is that where we saw it?
>>78201978
Benis pls go
>>78194281
>Since when is NOT MUH a valid criticism?
Holy shit THIS
Every time I want to talk about the awesome new line up the DnA fags start crying about muh GotG
I mean for fucks sake, Venom is in the team!
VENOM!
