ITT: Weird shit that actually happened in comics
>a giant sentient whale is a member of the Green Lantern Corps
>>78062845
>Animal Man
Is this from 52?
>>78062845
to be fair, a giant sentient planet and literally math itself is also a member of the Green Lantern Corps
>>78062845
He's not even one of the big ones.
>>78062927
A box is a green lanter corp
That's really not weird at all. It's a corps made up of species from all over the fucking universe.
>>78062845
The entire Silver Age.
>>78062845
John Constantine clones himself, and puts all of the bad parts of his soul into it, so he can get rid of them, and fuck with a lord of hell.
I personally think this was John's best con, I even like it more than Dangerous Habbits.
Other Hellblazer ones, John meets the twin he killed in the womb, John meets the Lord of the Dance, John fights, and kills, an imaginary dream whale, one of John's friends turns into a fictional character and is taken away by Winnie the Pooh, and the list goes on.
Fucking Hellblazer man.
>>78062845
I fucking love comic books.
>>78062845
Whales are sentient. They're not known to be sapient, which is a different order of intelligence. They may be, I don't know. I'm not a freakin whale biologist.
>>78063088
I fucking want you to go back to reddit and/or tumblr
>>78063202
jokes on you, im from 9gag
>>78063160
>Whales are sentient. They're not known to be sapient
This.
Also the same can be said about Hal Jordan.
>>78062927
>math itself
>Dkrtzy Rrr
>A living, intelligent mathematical equation Dkrtzy RRR sometimes used its power to enter and erase the brains of its enemies. This was a controversial topic on OA. The mathematician Timph Rye discovered Dkrtzy RRR after theorizing that willpower could be formulaically derived
what the fuck
>>78063067
He also got drugged and was taped sucking a dog's dick.
Superman became King Kong. or is Silver Age DC cheating?
>>78062927
and a sentient smallpox virus
Deadpool once killed every character in the Marvel universe including Ghost Rider somehow
I would actually like to see some animated movies based on the DPKM novels
Starman won Starfire in a game of Twister.
>>78063331
My normie radar is going off the charts!
>>78063067
The clone also raped his niece.
Jamie Madrox fought Robert Lee and Longshot is a clone of his own son.
Also, Banshee didn't come back which is probably the weirdest thing about X-Factor. I mean, come on, he's one of the oldest characters. You'd think they'd bring him back but I guess that's a no.
>>78063331
he kills Thanos, Silver Surfer, and Galacticus. this entire series was just showboat normie strocking.
The Spectre had a Christmastime teamup with Santa Claus and Charles Dickens
also the Spectre used to be a Green Lantern
>>78062921
Last Days of Animal Man. A mini depicting a possible future for him and the DCU.
>>78063647
no, the spectre used to be Hal, who was/is a green lantern.
>>78063647
Darkseid tries to kill Santa in every Christmas
>>78062845
Sapient, the word you want is sapient.
>>78063267
So he's like an intelligent theoretical concept? Like how the brooms in Fantasia are walking brooms?
>>78063067
Yeah, and he ended up hollow after doing that, so he had to merge with... hobo Aliester Crowley?
And the clone ended up being one of his villains.
The Joker overpowered Darkseid
>>78063274
Did he blow the dog or did he fuck it? I can't remember which happened.
>>78063267
This ones better.
>>78063316
How new are you? Silver Age covers always cheat.
>>78063088
If you can't tell the difference between a medium and a genre then you clearly don't love the medium.
>>78064293
indiean get out
>>78064293
These are comic-only things though, and there's plenty of insane shit in non-superhero comics.
Infinite canvas.
>>78063755
same diff
>>78063318
Wasn't the sentient virus a yellow lantern?
>>78064526
That's Despotellis
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Despotellis_%28New_Earth%29
Leezle Pon is sentient smallpox GL
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Leezle_Pon_%28New_Earth%29
>>78063826
When he had the powers of Mister Mxyzptlk, mind you.
>>78063647
You forgot to mention that the villain in that story was Scrooge, Anon.
>>78062927
yeah but this isnt even a space whale
>>78062845
That's not even the weirdest Green Lantern.
They have a sentient swizzle stick.
and a fucking BOX.Lantern B'oxx is baller as fuck
>>78064861
B'ox a best
>>78063067
I just wrote 2000 words analyzing the lord of the dance issue, im going through the entire series issue by issue, it's going to take a while.
>>78064899
I-is that a baseball bat?
Was B'oxx the leader of a group of delinquents before he was a Green Lantern?
>>78063250
That's mean, Hal is at least as smart as a canine, perhaps even an octopus or a gorilla.
Ben Grim was Blackbeard.
>>78063067
>>78064943
On John Constantine's 40th Birthday, he pissed on the Phantom Stranger's shoes, and the literal Lord of the Dance invited fucking Swamp Thing to his apartment, where he then grew weed for the lot of them.
>>78065178
The Phantom Stranger was briefly a rapper, shilling the real-life trade release of one of Etrigan's comics.
>>78065257
i fucking love Ennis
>>78062845
>ITT: Casuals
Really, a space whale is your definition of weird?
You clearly don't read many comics, my friend. Star Trek and Douglas Adams have already run that idea into the ground, outside of comics.
![All-Star-Section-Eight-2015-005-006-e1446035334716-600x619[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OPDZA2L.jpg "All-Star-Section-Eight-2015-005-006-e1446035334716-600x619[1].jpg")
Have you got all twenty issues of Ennis and McCrea ?
>>78065354
I will soon. Don't bop the preorders, DC.
>>78065178
The first Vertigo issue, amd one of the last times John is happy during Ennis' run. I love the issues of that series where John is just fucking around with his friends.
>>78065257
The New 52 is all the dreams of a drunk and passed out Sixpack
>>78065354
All star section eight was so damn good
Bat-Ape and Bat-Cow are things that existi honestly think Bat-Ape is a cool concept and should be used more
>>78065302
I don't see you posting any examples of *your* definition of weird. How do we know that YOU aren't a casual?
>>78062845
Mogo, A sentient planet is a Green Lantern why not a whale?
I also think Daffy Duck is canonically a Green Lantern is he not?
Filename says it all. And by weird I mean hilarious because prior to this, Roy Harper's life was already fucking wacky, depressing, and kind of stupid
>>78064943
You the dude who does the things on sequart?
>>78065641
Well, he was in that one Lego game. That DD episode was GOAT.
>>78065665
Is that Cheshire he is banging?
>>78065791
Yeah. He ran out of babies from her.
>>78065791
yep
>>78063852
Looks like the comic writer got his inspiration from calculus. That looks like a formula for the derivative of a function t = f(x).
You could probably solve that on paper.
>>78065791
Yes. They were both on Deathstroke's bullshit Titans team alongside the Tatooed man, Cinder, and probably someone else I'm forgetting. It was fucking terrible and the only Titans run I'd honestly say is worse than Lobdell's
>>78065902
Who wrote that shit again? I kind of enjoyed the retardation.
>>78065665
>>78065951
Eric Wallace. Here's more retardation from that run
>>78065951
Eric "Literally Doesn't Write Comics Anymore" Wallace
>>78065974
If you ever wondered what happened to Ryan Choi, here's what happened
>>78065836
>>78065819
>>78065902
Haven't read a single Teen Titan anything, got most interested with the Red Robin, Wonder Girl, Bunker, Kid Flash, etc team, I think I could fuck with Slade running the TT however, where do I read these issues?
That looks like a pretty normal sized whale to me.
>>78066006
>>78065974
>>78065665
>Bringing this up again
You are a terrible person anon
>>78063267
I love comic books
>>78066029
>I think I could fuck with Slade running the TT however, where do I read these issues?
There was a storytime a few days back. It's on the archives. Here's what you should read for Titans
>NTT
>John's run (I liked it, but others don't. It's controversial)
AND AVOID EVERYTHING ELSE
>>78066057
I know. Here we see Roy Harper smoking dead children
>>78066063
See >>78064293.
>>78063852
The GA Captain Marvel adventures are fucking bonkers.
>>78063202
>>78063088
Yeah, you clearly don't belong here, on the comic book board, what with your love of comic books! That wouldn't make any sense!
>>78066103
>>78066127
See >>78066106.
>>78066106
See: a mental health professional for your autism.
Without comics as a medium Superheroes couldn't exist in the way they do today.
>>78066103
>Art is actually good
>No copy paste
>got wasted on this
Sometimes i wonder if god hates us
>>78066155
Prove it.
>>78066161
Yeah, fucking HI-FI did the coloring on this.]
Also Deathstroke's team of Titans beat the JLA, or at least forces them to retreat (Not on this page, but later. It's part of a dumb plot for Slade to get kryptonian DNA so that he can help power someone's machine to bring his son back to full health and make him immortal. It's fucking retarded
>>78066181
Well currently we're using an imageboard to post about them, so it would have to be a visual medium. Film didnt have the effects for any of the mad shit they did, which means that it wouldn't be nearly as similar and graphic art is pretty much the only way to tell a story with pictures. Ergo comics were necessary to the development of batshit insane superhero concept.s
>>78063647
Green Lantern used to be the Spectre, you mean.
Grant Morrison was killed by a werewolf.
>>78063788
How is that the same thing at all
>>78063160
Blame Optimus Prime for confusing everyone when he advocated rights for pigs.
>>78065859
>>78063852
Actually makes sense in a crazy sort of way
>>78066252
That's not proof. I'm going to need you to travel to a parallel universe without comics, and show us what superheroes are like sans comics.
>>78066359
Sup Grant, have you find the Omniverse yet ?
>>78066103
So start here?
>>78062927
dont forget a smallpox virus
>>78066371
Kill yourself faggot
>>78066405
Sure, go ahead. Since you've probably never read Young Justice, you won't be too upset with what happens to certain characters. Also, do pick up NTT, it's being collected via trades now and it's pretty good. It's the definitive run of the Titans, for better or for worse
>>78066442
Wow, rude.
Who hurt you?
shut the hell up mutha fucka
>>78066029
Literally what you just said and what you just expressed interest in reading are considered the worst of the miserable slog that Titans has to offer.
There is an actual talking horse god in marvel or at least the show
Not sure what it's named, let's make some.
Thorse?
Norse horse?
>>78066322
He also advocated murdering prisoners of war, so, you know.
>>78066451
Appreciated, thanks for the recommendations.
>>78066506
But the Death of the Family action with Arsenal, Starfire, and the Titans was a fun romp.
>>78066560
Beta Ray Bill. His name is Beta Ray Bill.
>>78066560
>In Marvel, or at least the show
The Marvel show, you mean? Bill isn't a horse or a god.
Dr Doom was trained by a universe killing living god.
Said god came to visit Latveria with his new aprentice and destroyed the entire nation because Doom was a loser who didn't take over Earth.
So Doom teams up with the FF and after Reed sacrifices himself, the god is sealed in a box, Doom maries sue and ushers in utopia on earth.
Five years later pregnant sue asks Doom if he is finally happy and with tears in his eyes he says yes.
And then it turns out all that was an illlusion the God put in dooms brain just to fuck with him.
Then he, and I am not making this up.
Turns his blood to acid, and his skin to stone, then throws him back in tine where he is eaten by dinosau sharks.
And then it gets MORE metal.
Turns out, Doom survived that and lived for 65 million years from sheer HATRED, and then it turns out he was the new Aprentice all along, who uses his new 65 million year mastery of time and space to kill the evil god, then he just goes home.
>>78066560
>He's never witnessed the glory of Beta Ray Bill
>>78066029
>>78066577
>Death of the Family
>a fun romp
Listen, I can't judge you... Only God can do that. But you're certainly making me judgemental.
>>78066598
He's literally Thor with the the body of a horse, and the head of a horse.
If I'm wrong, what is he?
>>78066560
>actual talking horse
>talking horse
> horse
You know... he is not a horse.
>>78066649
Different anon, but if nothing else the Red Hood and the Outlaws portion of Death Of The Family was fun, if entirely pointless.
>>78066560
Only the GOAT character in the Marvel Universe, you uncultured swine
>>78066616
Doom holds a grudge like a motherfucker.
One of the best things about doom in any incarnation. He is willpower incarnate.
>>78066683
he's some kinda alien cyborg
>>78066459
>>78066371
>>78066181
>>78066153
>>78066106
>>78064293
>>78063202
Oh, you're an idiot. I gotcha.
>>78066560
This one's going to fuck you up even harder.
>>78066683
This should bring you up to speed
>>78066294
I can see where he's going. Someone came up with a thought experiment that described willpower, and part of that experiment had willpower.
The brooms had strength because the apprentice ordered the set of brooms to move water. If he had ordered them to do something requiring willpower, they might have qualified to become a green lantern.
While the apprentice had to used magic to give the brooms physical strength, the part of the thought experiment (specifically the equation) already existed abstractly, so it could have an abstract quality such as willpower.
It's still a stretch.
>>78066683
Body of a horse? What are horses like where you live? He's a cybernetically modified alien. His hammer was a gift from Odin, it lets him mimic Thor's power.
>>78066593
That name is far better than Thorse.
>>78063750
Jonathan
>>78066560
That's Beta Ray Bill and he's not a horse you simpleton.
>>78066442
>>78066481
>>78066771
Quit being butthurt and post more weird shit.
The Spectre met God, and God turned out to be an insane cannibal.
>>78066560
>he doesnt know about Beta Based Bill
>>78066823
I live inasgardwhere horses have humanoid bodies
Wow, turns out this horse guy is actually pretty rad. Beta ray bill, huh.
You learn something new every day
Not a big marvel fan so excuse my knowledge.
Is this guy (toaa) as strong as hulk or can hulk beat him? It's said he's the strongest there is
>>78067044
Horses don't have humanoid bodies in Asgard, they have horse bodies. Occasionally the odd extra set of legs.
Bill barely even visits Asgard.
>>78067079
That's God. As in capital-G-the-one-who-created-everything-including-the-writers-and-us God.
>>78067118
So why is he dressed like Thor? And why can he lift the hammer? I thought Thor was the only one strong enough to lift it
>>78067079
"Hulk am strongest there is" is just kind of something Hulk says, you can't really trust it. And he means physical strength, anyway.
The One Above All is your basic God-like Lord over all type entitiy.
>>78067151
>So why is he dressed like Thor? And why can he lift the hammer? I thought Thor was the only one strong enough to lift it
See >>78066803
It's pretty much a synopsis of his backstory
![[Screams Geometrically].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/41JsI7K.jpg "[Screams Geometrically].jpg")
>>78067079
Maybe.....
In all seriousness though. I'm pretty sure that Hulk can't beat someone with functional omnipotence.
I'm sure you're baiting, but this triggers me almost as much as people who think Franklin Richards is the most Powerful Mutant.
He's #5 at best.
>>78067079
He's God. Capital G God.
>>78067151
He can lift the hammer because he's worthy. Lifting Mjolnir isn't a matter of strength.
When he and Thor first met they fought, and he managed to get Mjolnir off him and geet the full Thor treatment. Later on they dueled again, but he gave up his victory to save Thor's life. Thor recognized him as a brother in arms, and Odin made him another hammer. He became an honorary Asgardian, even fought beside them as Ragnarok.
Think he hooked up with Sif for awhile too.
>>78067151
I already said here: >>78066823
Anyone can lift the hammer if they are worthy. Bill was worthy, when he gave the hammer back to Thor, Odin gave him another for being such a cool dude. The outfit comes from the hammer.
>>78067158
Oh, that's like finding out Bruce Wayne is the 2nd richest man
>>78067190
>I'm sure you're baiting
I'm pretty sure that they're making one of those "joke" things that used to be more common here, back before "bait" became a big boogeyman.
>>78067190
What? Franklin is literally omnipotent. He speaks, and the Universe listens. Who do you think is stronger, Wanda? She's only as powerful as she is because of her magic. Same as Jean Grey and the Phoenix Force.
>>78063067
>John meets the twin he killed in the womb
I could never tell if that was literal or metaphorical.
>>78067221
No, it's finding out that when someone has "more money than God" they are actually limited by how much money exists because they aren't God.
>>78067151
Back in the day, Thor was just a normal human who had the power to transform into the Norse God Thor. Donald Blake was a doctor, found the hammer, and being a good doctorly person, was able to lift it and was turned into Thor. Alternatively, anyone else worthy was turned into Thor, so they were basically Thor in all but human appearance, like the armor and personality. Blake would carry the hammer around as a cane in his normal life.
This was later retconned to Thor having amnesia and HE transformed in Blake, so he would think that Thor was the mask, so his enemies would think Thor was the mask. Turns out no, he's straight up Thor and like Odin wanted to hide him from his enemies on Earth.
AGAIN RETCONNED Now he's just straight up Thor, the Asgardian god, no human persona anymore.
Since everyone is asking questions, can iron man make a toaa buster armour? He beat hulk and one of my friends said he made one for thor
>>78067252
>What? Franklin is literally omnipotent. He speaks, and the Universe listens. Who do you think is stronger, Wanda? She's only as powerful as she is because of her magic. Same as Jean Grey and the Phoenix Force.
I can name a few mutants who are either on par or stronger based on feats.
Hyperstorm
Legion
Marquis of Death
Jaspers
Pic related.
Clyde Wincham is a mutant who was fighting his alternate future self named the Marquis of Death.
It was an extra-dimensional battle where both sides conjured up duplicates of top tier characters.
Clyde was creating Thanos (with a functional IG), Odin and Galactus (who Adult Franklin is revered to control).
As retaliation, MoD brought out Mistress Love, Master Hate, and fucking Eternity - Cosmic Abstracts.
The scan is from the 562 - 569 Fantastic Four Arc "Masters of Doom" IIRC
Franklin's powerful, but people act like he's the only heavy hitter. I can explain the others if you want.
>>78067347
Wait, Thor was a normal human before? And how come hulk picked up his hammer once, is hulk worthy?
>>78067362
he is but a man
So is Franklin still a kid or is he from the future and an adult and whats going on with Franklin
>>78067362
No.
>>78066560
>>78067079
>>78067362
I love you, 1.jpg Anon. Please don't ever stop.
>>78067414
But didn't he fight Thor to a standstill in the avengers? Is this a weaker armour maybe?
>>78067443
He's demonstrating some next-level trolling.
If he knows who TOAA is, then why the flying fuck is he asking these questions?
>>78065974
>Based Hot Pocket
>>78067418
Future Franklin needed Young Franklin's help with some Cosmic Entities. Celestials and Galactus IIRC.
He fucked off after he was finished.
>>78067374
I wasn't considering Hyperstorm, since he's from the future, but Legion hadn't occured to me. I had always considered Legion and Franklin on par, with Legion getting kinda the shitty end of the stick.
Hadn't heard of the Marquis or of the other, though, who is Jaspers?
>>78067480
Because it's funny.
>>78063067
I literally just read this for the first time earlier today. I kinda saw it coming, but at the same time, I give them the benefit of the doubt because this is kind of old. Also, I'm not really liking this guy's run as much as the one before it.
>>78067480
That's the beyonder
And you call me a casual
>>78067405
Hulk only made the hammer budge a bit because he's that strong, unless you mean Red Hulk, he cheated by being in a no-grav environment.
>>78067414
MCU Thor is nothing compared to 616 Thor. Black widow could fuck him up in that universe.
>>78066161
Same thing happened with Amazons Attack, fucking waste of Pete Woods.
>>78067443
Hahah you guessed right
You guys took that beta ray bill bait like stds to a hooker
>>78066683
You are correct. He is a thorse.
>>78067571
Cry For Justice's first couple issues had fantastic art, that was a crime
>>78067519
Mad Jim Jaspers is a Mutant-Hating British Man. Captain Britain had a nasty encounter with both of his incarnations.
Long story short - Jaspers is an insane Reality-Warping mutant. His Earth-238 version (though weaker than his Earth-616 main version) was able to create a monster called the Fury.
The Fury is a nigh-unstoppable reality-anchored conceptual being tasked with killing all Superhumans IIRC. After 238 Jaspers died, it went after his stronger 616 Counterpart.
It was an even fight until the Fury tricked 616 Jaspers by throwing him into "no-time" or some shit - a plane of existence with no reality for Jaspers to manipulate, from there the Fury could kill him with ease.
I'll explain why I think Legion is stronger next.
There was that one time Spiderverse happened, Fucking up Mayday's character to the point where the original writers had to come out and say It was a load of shit, giving Spock a way to come back with no payoff whatsoever, and killing off a ton of cool spidermen that got about a nuthair of play time.
>>78067571
Reminder that the man who wrote Amazons Attack is writing for the Titans
>>78067405
Back when he was first created in da 60s. So its really dumb cause now 50 years later I can't personally be sure how it went down, but research says he was always Thor. It was my understanding that at first he was Donald Blake, a doctor(Jane Foster was his nurse), who went to Norway and found the hammer. Then its said that he was always Thor, his consciousness placed into Donald Blakes body to teach him humility, by Odin. Then its said he knew he was Thor all along, he was just playing.
At least now they say all of that stuff never happened and he's just been Thor, the god. But his early stuff is kinda all over the place.
Hulk didn't turn into Thor for 2 possible reasons: 1)Thor was Thor, not Donald Blake, so you can't turn into Thor since theres already Thor.
2)He is literally just that strong. He is able to lift it by sheer strength alone, bypassing the worthiness tester.
It is possible in several stories that he is worthy. Like Superman did that one time, he couldn't at first. Then realizing the stakes, he knew that the hammer was his only chance to save the universe but he also knew he couldn't pick it up before. So he gave into the humility that there are things even he can't do and Odin was like, you got it dude, and then he beat Krona's face in with Mjolnir and Cap's shield.
Its all about humility when wielding the hammer.
I'm a wolverine fan. Can anyone who knows more about him explain why he doesn't have electricity power's in the movie???
where's the sentient penis lantern?
>>78067664
Because hes not retarded?
>>78067664
beside 1.jpg guy,
is adamantium conductive? Could we use wolverine like a battery?
>>78067683
Only object big enough to fit your moms vagina
>>78066006
DON'T WORRY THEY RETCONNED THAT
During Convergence it turned out Ryan Choi was hiding inside Ray Palmer.
During the events of Convergence, when their city was isolated from the universe, Ray Palmer for some reason gained the ability to grow his hand to gigantic size (plus started hearing a voice inside his head)
It turns out Ryan was alive all along, the voice inside Ray's head was Ryan talking to him, and the hand growing power was actually Ryan's size/mass being shifted through Ray's body.
>>78067680
Jamie Braddock would be good if his powers weren't limited to a specific radius and if he wasn't bat shit insane.
How about Proteus?
>>78067641
Will he bring back the Bees?
>>78067614
As for Legion - he is literally the strongest Mutant - Bar None. No one fucking comes close.
He's the only mutant who literally generates more and more powers - uncontrollably. Rogue stated as such in X-Men Legacy 247-8 when she absorbed some of his powers while they were in Paris.
His most recent appearance was at the end of Simon Spurrier's ruin of X-Men Legacy (vol 2.). In the final issue (#24), Legion fully integrates a personality called "The Weaver".
The Weaver allowed David to exist outside of traditional Time and Space while casually reversing the Global damage he was causing with his previously-fractured mind.
Most shocking of all was pic related - where he literally broke the fourth wall and told us (the readers) not to be sad with what he would do next.
If you didn't know - Legion has currently wiped himself out of existence, with only Blindfold (Ruth Aldine) ever aware of his existence.
Reality and Causality restructured themselves to account for his non-birth, with everyone else not even knowing who he was.
There was also the time where one of Legion's personalities - Moira, threw the entire 616 Universe (including Franklin and Clyde), into a box. It's important to note that Moira was a psychic antibody, created to respond to Dr. Nemesis's probing of Legion's mind.
This means that Legion's subconscious casually locked the entire 616 Universe into a tangible box.
Moira would then take the rest of reality, and mold it into the Age of X Universe. Until Legion reabsorbed her and fixed reality.>>78067614
>>78067204
Going further on this, there is multiple characters who were worthy and Odin gave them a hammer of their own
>>78067745I was actually answering his question about Jaspers. Then I saw the other post and remembered that Jaspers and Jamie were not the same person
>>78067789
But but my knockoff Darkseid is the strongest mutant
Even tho he got his ass beat by Vin Diesel
John Stewart became a Guardian with all the powers of one and joined the rest of them. He lost his powers overnight when Emerald Twilight happened and joined the Darkstars (GL lite) afterwards. This was never mentioned again by anyone.
>>78067789
You also forgot to mention that good ol' David caused the Age of Apocalypse by going back in time and accidently killing his dad. That was a fun 90's run.
>>78067745
Surprisingly, Proteus isn't THAT powerful.
He can warp reality, but his range is limited to his line of sight IIRC. He's not even planet level.
His only trump card is his body possession as an energy being. However fellow reality warpers like Legion, Franklin Richards, Clyde Wincham/Marquis of Death, Jaspers, and Jamie Braddock can causally deal with him.
Hell, even Nate Grey (X-Man) could do it without much effort, as he can also become an energy being.
>>78067151
Anyone could lift the Mjolnir as long as you fit its requirement or as Thor and the others like to put it...
"Worthy"
>>78062845
How is it any weirder than the fucking planet that's a Green Lantern.
>>78067919
Like all characters it depends on who is writing it. There's a run, either the original X-Factor or Xcalibur, where he turns all of London into a 3d-vertex style dimension.
>>78067896
Eh, I left that one out because any reality warper could theoretically manipulate time.
Don't get me wrong, that's still an insane feat - David casually traveling through time.
But against guys like Franklin and Clyde, I needed to pull out all the big guns.
>>78064589
Is there one for every collor?
>>78062845
Carol Danvers is raped by her son from the future who impregnates her with himself. Still canon.
Tony Stark dies, the Avengers kidnap a teenaged Tony from a parallel universe and bring him into the Marvel Universe to become the new Iron Man and CEO of Stark's corporation, he's so annoying that they send him back and get another random alternate universe Tony to take his place, whole debacle is never mentioned again. Still canon.
Satan is behind all drug trafficking in NYC in Marvel. Because it happened in Punisher where that kind of shit isn't suppose to happen, fans are so pissed that Marvel pulls a "that never happened, let's never acknowledge it again" retcon on the whole thing. No longer canon.
Punisher gets surgery to become a black man. Goes over so poorly it's drooped mid-story arc with no resolution and never acknowledged again. Current canon status unknown, but presumably unlikely.
There is an actual Thor frog. I can get past beta bill but this? Let me guess, genetically engineered frog fighter?
>>78067971
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. That's actually a pretty impressive feat.
I forget how truly insane Marvel's Mutants can be sometimes.
>>78067976
Legion traveling back in time gave us AoA and the amazing follow up during X-Force.
Franklin gave us Onslaught and Planet X.
I think David wins.
>>78067988
>Get past Beat Ray Bill
Get the fuck out and never come back you faggot, Beta Ray Bill is awesome.
>>78067978
Unfortunately no, and Despotellis is dead
Nah, I believe theres just Leezle Pon and a yellow. Possibly a red but I'm certain of green and yellow.
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>>78068034
Nobody likes Onslaught. Not that he's the worst character ever, but like Stryfe - he's a product of his time.
I loved AoA and I've heard good things about X-Force during that time.
>>78062845
Aunt May was a herald of Galactus called Golden Oldie. This happened so that Galactus could find more Twinkies.
>>78068046
He is a warrior horse. What's so special? He's just a weaker horse like version of Thor. Thor actually beat him of I recall correctly
Now wonder his name is beta
>>78067789
>>78068034
Legion's a nice guy, he fixes his own continuity and ties up loose ends himself. No other character takes care of the readers like that.
>>78067988
I think it's just Thor's pet and that's it
On balance this is probably one of the least-weird things to happen in Jim Woodring's comics but undoubtedly a shoo-in for the medium as a whole. And it's a lovely-looking page, anyway.
>>78067614
Oh! Captain Britain! That reminds me - I'd also forgotten about Jamie Braddock! I also typically think of him as Franklin's equal, but I guess he might be stronger since I think he also does some multiversal shit.
>>78068107
She was also Galactus' aunt once.
>>78068096
And just think, if Wolverine had stayed dead as was originally planned, we never would have seen Onslaught.
>>78064001
I belive he meant ti ask if it was cheating to post silver age in a weird moments thread since... you know, most of it is weird moments
>>78068173
Wow, Thor has a pet horse and a pet frog that speak and both have hammers and dress like him?
AHAHAAH no more marvel for me
>>78068107
Storytime please?
>>78068189
Meh, Jamie's interesting.
He visualizes his powers as a set of "Quantum Strings".
Pic related.
Jamie bends and pushes said strings to manipulate reality.
I don't think Jamie's ever shown anything on the scale of the others, he's more like Proteus instead with his limited range.
>>78068159
He was a true hero.
Legion's still my all-time favorite Marvel Character.
I'm so exited for his upcoming FOX show (yeah you heard me).
>>78068224
And made Uncle Ben the Silver Surfer in the same story.
Not the weirdest thing but it was something I didn't know I wanted
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>>78068229
Holy shit..... I forgot about that.
FUCK.
Based Logan would've died a metal death, and the world would be spared of Onslaught's incredibly contrived plan to rule existence.
>>78068257
It's also the animal version of Thor in the Spider-Ham universe
>>78068372
Spiderham?
>>78068405
It's a universe where every-character (Super or not), is some sort of Animal.
Peter Parker is Peter Porker the Pig.
His alter ego is Spider-Ham.
See where I'm going with this?
>>78068141
>weaker
>>78068188
>dreams sure are weird, huh???????
To be quite honest, the dream segments of Jim never entertained me.
>>78067642
It was explicitly stated that Odin made a special exception for Superman. "According to my research." Don't just Google shit, if you're gonna talk about a book read the book.
>>78068372
Wait I'm wrong
>>78068461
But pork is a word created by human English speakers, why would he call himself that?
>>78067715
I dunno, it's magnetic.
>>78068474
>arguing with 1.jpg anon
You stupid or also in on the joke?
>>78062845
There is a sentient math problem that's in the corp.
>>78068575
Just stirring the pot
>>78068575
Who is 1.jpg guy? He sounds really cool!
>>78068275
I really hope that show is good
I might be a bit salty if he doesn't have an accent and will be very salty if he doesn't have the hair
>>78067984
He wasn't her son from the future, he impregnated her with himself in order to escape the reality prison he was in or... whatever.
>>78066984
what the fuck?
>>78068475
They're not actually all dream stories. This one is, though. I respectfully disagree, I prefer the Jim stuff to 70% of the Frank stuff any day. Mebbe it's 'cause my first exposure was through Jim volume 1, so I was predisposed to his Jim material. Woodring, David B, and Jesse Reklaw make the best dream comics out there, very tricky to do well.
Regardless of the fact that "dreams are weird, huh?!" Woodring has the ability to turn his into entertaining stories. They capture "dream logic" in a way better than , say Inception ever did. Different mediums so apples and oranges but I think the comparison still stands.
>>78067984
Teen Tony was around until Heroes Reborn. The current Tony is a mix of teen Tony and original-but-dead Tony created by Franklin.
>>78068671
More like a guacamole
>>78068275
>>78068654
Legion of all people is getting a Fox show? I'd actually watch that.
Along with Blink in DOFP, there's some of the more obscure mutants leaking in (or at least the ones who aren't mainstream).
Still mad about Exiles getting canceled, but I'd love for Morph to show up somewhere.
>>78067789
To add on.
Legion had thousands and thousands of powers. Though I think Spurrier retconned it so that many merged, leaving hundreds of personalities - with more on the way.
Name a power - and he probably has it in comic canon.
For example, let's say Legion's fighting Vulcan.
Vulcan has the power to absorb and manipulate all forms of energy, Legion has a shit ton of counters.
Legion can do the following:
>Telepathy - One of the powers David can consciously control. With it he can mindrape Vulcan. His TP has canonically shown to be stronger than his Father's (Professor X at his peak) - and that's lowballing it.
>Space Manipulation. - The Origamist is one of Legion's personalities. A Giant Fat sumo wrestler who can completely control the fabric of space. Warp Vulcan into a black hole, or compact space around him to the point where he's crushed into atoms.
>Time Manipulation.. - Time-Sink (Pic Related) has complete control over time. Uses it to throw objects/people into earlier or later points of time. He can also loop people withing a fixed point in time IIRC.
>Adaptation. - Endgame (Pic related) can completely control his physiology in order to perfectly counter his opponents attacks. He's very similar to the Mutant Armando Munoz (or Darwin) in that regard. As a rogue (free from Legion's mind) personality, he once turned his entire body into Wood to render himself immune to Magneto's direct control.
And worst of all? Legion probably has Vulcan's OWN power somewhere in the clusterfuck that is his head. He's the perfect counter to everyone.
HELP!
Why did Sony take away his web making power? Now he has to use webshooters to sell toys to kids.
It sort of takes away "whatever a Spider does"
I hope the mcu will do it justice
>>78068704
Read Ostrander's run on the Spectre, all of it
But to actually answer your question, he's going around and trying to figure out what his actual mission is and what God is, and Ostrander gives a wide variety of theological answers.
>>78068774
I loved Exiles but damn, it just got worse as it went on.
I still haven't finished New Exiles and the series that came after that
Spock Punched Wolverine
>>78068706
Even focusing on his non-Frank work, I just like _everything_ else he does more than the faux dreams.
The kids hanging out with The Spirit of Drunkenness would be a better example of something "weird" to post in a "weird shit that actually happened" thread, IMO. Since the dream is presented as a dream within the comic, it doesn't qualify for the "actually happened" bit.
>>78067988
Anon, there isn't a frog that's thor. There was a man that was magically turned into a frog, that lived among frogs in central park and was accepted into the frog clan in the frog town and they give him a frog name, he then aided the frogs in their war against the rats. Then at a separate occasion Thor was turned into a frog and Puddlegulp was able to lift Mjolnir. After Thor turned back into a human his goat busted off a piece of Mjolnir and Throg turned that into the hammer Frogjolnir.
Saying "there is a Frog Thor" doesn't give due credit to the bullshit that is Frog Thor.
Who thought a superhero called Stilt-Man was a good idea in this day and age? And what's up with the mullet, bro??
>>78063489
Is that much later on? Isn't the clone in hell?
>>78068948
Also Lady Stilt-Man
>>78063852
I fucking hate Calculus
Not being hard mind you,
But wasting an entire semester in Calculus 2 doing the same shit but backwards
>>78064943
I love that issue so much.
>>78068878
>Racism really
Jump in lava
>>78066263
He would have wanted that.
>>78063852
I love Sivana
Guy Gardner memorized the chemical formula for alcohol so he could recreate beer with his ring and get drunk for free. It only lasts as long as he is concentrating on it.
>>78065859
It actually looks more like the function f(t) is this:
f(t) = (a-b)^2 * (sqrt(t+x)).
The dt/dx just means derive though like you said.
It's still dumb as fuck.
>>78069006
Lemme guess, it was sequences and series you hated the most wasn't it?
>>78068684
Didnt she end up leaving with him after the fact and the Avangers didnt try to stop her or give a fuck
>>78062845
>sentient
The whale didn't need to be sentient for the ring to work. Bzzd, the Green Lantern fly, was just a regular ass fly from another planet. The ring bestowed sentience on him when he was chosen, his greatest fear was losing the ring and going back to normal
>>78068948
Daily Reminder that Stilt-Man is canon in the MCU.
Didn't Red Hulk become the Ghost Rider once?
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>>78069241
Y-You mean Sapience?
All living beings have sentience.
