If you were forced to marry and spend the rest of your days with one of the Kankers, which one would you choose and why?
Marie, without question.
>>78060029
I don't think there's gonna be much variety in this thread.
>>78060029
Lee. She has ambition and drive where as the other two are just lazy.
>>78060029
May seems like the most tolerable.
May would be happy with being a housewife, I'd go for her
The only correct answer is Marie.
May. Fucking adorable and doofy.
Wouldn't it be more fun to have all three around?
>>78066472
oh god no, it'd just be the ending to their first episode but all the time.
>>78066472
Like a Big Love sort of deal?
Might be fun, imagine all your kids running around
Would have to say May, my memory of EEnE might be a bit foggy but I think she was the less violent of the three.
On the other hand, fucking Marie would probably be like wild Tasmanian devil sex, leaving both parties involved battered and bruised but wildly satisfied.
Marry Lee
Fuck Marie
Kill May
May of course.
>>78060029
May, I could kill her and get away with it. Lee and Marie have too much fight in them to go out without questions.
>>78071479
>canadian flag
huh?
>>78072882
Don't get it myself really, just a cute image of May that gets posted around here on occasion. I assume it either because EEnE was made in Canada.
>>78073129
forgot to add "or because of that one episode with the Canadian squirt guns". but that probably isn't it.
![CQBGFH6WwAAClEO[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3qgyOkM.jpg "CQBGFH6WwAAClEO[1].jpg")
>>78060029
Marie Kanker obviously.
Blue haired badassed QT?
>>78066472
Only Titeuf could pull that off
>>78060029
>forced
>>78060935
The only correct choice.
>>78060719
>>78060935
>>78062057
>>78073264
>>78074069
As much as I love her Marie doesn't strike me as good wife/mother material, and she's gonna age really bad
>>78060029
May and here's why
Everyone says Marie however Marie is fickle and will leave you as soon as something better comes around, Lee is ugly as sin
May however seems to be the nicest of the three and is definitely the most intelligent,also I see her growing some huge tits when she's older
>>78072882
canadians are weird
>>78075810
>and she's gonna age really bad
That applies to all the Kankers
>>78076209
May a cute! A CUTE!
>>78072882
>>78073129
EEnE is partially canadian.
>>78075810
I dunno man, judging by that none of them would really suit. They're abusive, agressive, don't follow hygene norms and possesive. Wouldn't really want my kid to have a mother like that anyway. SO I at least went with the one that's the most attractive, has the coolest attitude and doesn't have a voice that makes me want to rip my ears out.
>>78077115
post more May
>All these May lovers
Best choice.
>>78077820
And then they all ditch them when they learn of the 12 inch python Ed's packing
>>78077820
the labels kill me
I want to get pegged by all of the kankers.
>>78060029
May desu
Just going to leave this here.
http://pastebin.com/iZCrWVaW
>>78077115
Interesting how May is the only one who brushes her teeth
I'm loving how everyone in this thread is seeing the appeal of May
Keep the May coming
Thread needs moreLee appreciation.
>>78080541
Only things I can say about Lee is that she is probably into cars and bikes and would probably be open to some freaky shit in bed
>>78060029
Marie
Not explanation needed
>Naz would just get fat again the moment the ring is placed on her finger
I'd probably have to pay to get Marie's teeth done, but it'd be worth it after that.
>>78080541
Lee is too overbearing, crass and imposing. She probably reminds a bunch of anons of their own mothers.
>>78082894
Yeah, sounds like mom
>>78082894
>overbearing, crass and imposing
That's why she's good.
>>78082229
>Lee is that she is probably into cars and bikes
You will never have to take your car to the shop.
>>78080541
My fucking nigga
all this shit taste in this thread is unbeliviable
>>78082229
You're thinking of Marie
yellow hair is the smartest one so yellow hair
>>78060029
I feel bad for anyone who chooses anyone but May, and hope for their sake that it's not the choice they'd make if this actually mattered and wasn't a hypothetical.
>>78085553
What if I just want to be violently dominated?
Marie. Lee if she ends up with a huge rack.
Lee:
-- you will never have to go to get your car fixed
-- will do anything in bed and she's stronger than you are so no fears of hurting her
-- will tell you "you got the biggest pecker I ever sawon a white boy"
-- you will see her fucking guys on redtube with upload timestamps coinciding with when you go to work
May:
-- will love you in a shy, childlike way and pretend to be a housewife
-- butterfly kiss blowjobs
-- will steal from you instinctively
-- will be found being shy and virginal with some other guy the minute your back is turned
Marie:
-- you must be this tall to ride, enjoys pain during sex
-- knowledgeable about drugs
-- you will find yourself being dragged into her latest convenience store armed robbery
-- will leave you for a butch lesbian who actually treats her like a girl
>>78085588
Marie is more likely to end up with a gigantic ass and absolutely no tits.
>>78085595
>all three will cheat on or leave you
Why even pick any at all? That sounds like fucking trash.
>>78085607
>more likely
Base don nothing, really.
>>78085634
>That sounds like fucking trash
You expected storybook ending from trailer skank larvae?
>>78085652
I'm mostly just going based on what feels right.
May seems more like the kind of person to have big tits anyways.
>>78085563
Well it's different if it's your fetish. Anyone who wants to wear the pants at any time in their relationship should probably opt out of Lee or Marie, though.
>>78077113
>doesn't have a voice that makes me want to rip my ears out.
>ignoring that high-pitched screeching and cackle
>>78085668
Why would I have a shitty fetish like that?
>>78085667
I feel that Lee would be the one with big tits. Also kind of tall and pretty strong and aggressive.
>>78077113
>They're abusive, agressive, don't follow hygene norms and possesive.
>>>/a/
>>78085704
Lee has both.
Obviously.
>>78085607
May is the one who will have the huge ass. Lee would get the tits and Marie will just be petite but still curvy. That's what makes the most sense to me, anyway.
>>78085727
Either way I see Marie having the smallest chest.
>>78085727
This is most peoples' canon and I don't see a problem.
>>78085749
>I see Marie having the smallest chest.
No, that's May.
>>78085697
Which shitty fetish? Being dominated or wearing pants?
>>78085823
Wearing pants.
Who even wears pants in this day and age?
Wait, isn't Marie the mechanic? Or is it Lee?
>>78085375
Marie strikes me more as a scene/raver she would be the one you go to if you needed to hook yourself up with some ecstasy or lsd before going to a weekend long music festival.
Lee as more of a redneck/outdoorsy type that you would have fun taking camping or shooting or just hanging out while working on your car.
May would be a bit of a homebody but with interests in comics and movies and sci fi.
Which Kanker is most likely to be intopegging?
>>78085834
I don't know but anyone who does is asking for a bashing.
>>78085588
>Dem child bearing hips on May
>>78085862
Lee
>>78075810
They all age like shit.
>>78085964
Yeah, but what about ages 20-50?
>>78085839
Did any of them demonstrate mechanical knowledge on the show? Marie feels like the best fit for that sort of thing being Double D's counterpart, but Lee would also work since she has some of the better traits of the Eds mixed into one character.
>>78085979
You don't fuck grandmas? what are you? gay?
>>78085964
Those are old people though. With few exceptions, old people generally don't look remotely good. Marie turned into a whale though.
>>78085964
Old people do tend to look gross. That's a normal depiction of an old person.
>>78084736
In the end, all men are just looking for a mom with benefits deal in a partner.
>>78085862
>>78085928I want a fapfic about this now.
more may pls
>>78076209
>>78076298
>>78071479
>>78085588
>>78085475
Man people really know how to draw a cute ass May.
>>78060029
Both Lee and Marie :^)
Gonna marry May then
>>78078083I had a semi-lucid dream about this onceI tried to spread my legs, but they fell off and started floating around.
>>78060029
Can't help myself plus I imagine the sex would be very angry.
>>78076209
>>78085588
>>78088959
Wait, the Kankers have human-colored tongues? Why am I just now noticing this?
>>78085997
In the Valentines Day episode, Eddy tricks Marie by saying that there's an abandoned car Axel behind her while Lee has no reaction. So I think Marie's probably the one more into mechanics and vehicles
>>78090058
Doesn't everyone in EEnE have differently colored tongues?
>>78060029
Why do artists tend to forget that Lee is a Tricylops?
>>78090865
I thought so, but in that gif their tongues are pink.
>>78090910
>Eddy growing up to be a fucking giant
>Edd not wearing his hat.
Grown up Ed and Marie seem about accurate though
>>78090945
Because it was for a single frame gag in a finale movie.
>>78090986
Maybe they laid off Jawbreakers for a while?
>>78091046
His dad's arm was bigger then his entire body. He's got the genes to get huge.
>>78090945
One off joke
>>78091074
>lee's eyes
how the hell did i miss this?
any frames with double d's hair or is that something we'll never see?
>>78090910
I still don't know what's going on with Eddy's abs.
>>78090910
>double d winning this much
>>78091072
His bro was pretty huge too, although not as monstrous as their dad.
>>78091046
Adult Eddy should ideally be a fucking giant just like his dad is.
>>78079113
I liked that way more than is reasonable
>>78060029
this is a surprisingly hard choice, while we're at it, what would be everyone's choices if Nazz and Sarah were added to the potential choices
>>78085588
really hope Bigdad draws more of them in the future, next time he streams if I get the chance I'll have to suggest that
>>78090910
that's one of the few things about how Vampiremeerkat draws everyone as adults that I don't like, Marie becoming fat just feels wrong(especially when it's the sort of fat that's 90 percent head and gut fat), overall though I'd say of the EEnE girls he draws Sarah is clearly the best(although his rendition of May is a close second)
>>78091540
The Kankers aren't looking that hot when they get older. Maybe Sarah and Nazz, but not them.
>>78060029
Marie without a question.
I've dated a girl who was basically May, and lemme tell you, it gets intolerable to be with a girl that stupid for too long.
And Lee's just not my type.
>>78085834
>not sliding your legs into a freshly ironed pair of khakis
>not letting the warm heat curl around your thighs as the soft cotton blend strokes its way past your knees to your ankles
you fucking plebs have no taste
>>78060935
have to agree
>>78091880
>it gets intolerable to be with a girl that stupid for too long
Elaborate
>>78060029
All three. Would be interesting at the very least.
>>78091914
There's only so long that boning alone can carry a relationship.
She was the one who took my cherry, so I stayed with her quite a bit longer than I should have otherwise, trying to make myself like her more and more.
Then we had a pregnancy scare when a condom broke, and after that point it became more and more clear to me every time we were together that we couldn't talk about shit because she was just dumb as bricks. You can't carry a conversation with that kind of person.
>>78092081
I meant that you elaborated on how dumb she was.
It couldn't have possibly that bad.
>>78092138
Carrying a conversation with here was like talking to a 3rd grader.
I found out after we broke up that my brother's Nickname for her was "Cow-eyes" because she always jut had a blank, empty look in her eyes, and I can't honestly contest that it was accurate.
>>78092241
She smiled and laughed a lot, even in inappropriate moments?
>>78091540
I'd say either May or Nazz. They're both fairly nice, and Nazz may be prettier but I don't think our personalities would mesh well. Sarah would probably be the prettiest but she's such a spoiled brat that getting involved longterm would be like castration.
>>78091881
Take it to >>>/d/, pantsfag.
>>78092241
I dunno, third graders can be pretty smart. I wouldn't fuck one though.
>>78085662
You'd be shocked.
Not everyone remains a shit.
Just depends how desperate someone is to get out.
Reminder that Marie covers one eye to hide that she needs an eye patch. What were the theories behind this again?
>>78091540
>I liked that way more than is reasonable
So did I.I'm still hoping that anon does one about Lee or Marie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCMIYAjHiH4
>>78093740
How do you think Lee got the third eye?
>>78093867
She got it soshe could watch people change without them realizing
http://strawpoll.me/6234699
>>78060029
Marie is my waifu so this is pretty easy.
>>78093740
there was one really good fan fic(that's now unfortunately been deleted by the author) that had Marie have a Lazy Eye to explain it
>>78094083May, cause she seems like she'd be the gentlest
>>78094097
>cause she seems like she'd be the gentlestI picked Lee for the exact opposite reason.
marie a shit
>>78091540
Holy fuck that pic
>>78091540
I hate that artstyle, it just doesn't fit with EEnE characters
>>78095664
It works even less on the male characters.
>>78091540
Marie got really fat in that deleted Kankers scene from the "Eds as old people" episode.
I for one prefer Sarah
>>78097112
Why?
>>78060029
>fuck marie
>marry may
>kill lee
>>78097968
>All this shit taste
>>78097987
>allowing lee to to live
Do you think the Kanker Sisters like to pass the time by tying one of them up to the ceiling and DP-ing her with strapons? I like to think so.
>>78098186
You mean as practice for when they do it to the Eds?
>>78060029
Marrie because she's a qt that digs nerds.
>>78098200
No, just for fun.
>>78101083
>You will never lick Marie's jawbreakers
>>78060029
One thing that I never understood about Marie.
Lee and Eddy are both the leaders of their groups and share a love for money
May and Ed are both complete dumbass who are into weird and disgusting shit.
What the fuck do Marie and Edd have in common?
>>78101220
Most attractive of their respective trio.
>>78101220
The brains of their respective group
>>78060029
Not my favorite but May seems like she'd be fun to be around.
>>78076209
May I say that Mang May is best May? You may not attempt to find a better May.
>>78101220
Uhh... Head shape?
>>78101220
They're the horniest.
>>78102038
>You will never get raped by a horny Marie
Why even live?
>>78101083
>candybar jawbreakers
what the hell?
>>78104799
Its just a bunch of jaw breakers stuffed into a bar like container
>>78101652
Lee was the brains. She was also the leader and the muscle. The other two were redundant.
>>78106959
Going by that she's also likelythe best in bed.
>>78093845
>>78061153
You make a good point. I'm kind of torn between Lee and May. I think Lee and myself would either butt heads a lot or really get along, and not much else in between.
>>78060029
The only real option here
>>78111177
those quad-dubs are law, Marie is best
>>78111177
>>78111327
>>78111177
>>78111327
>>78111474
Why the fuck does punk trash like Marie stir up so much excitement in me? What possible biological explanation is there for me to be attracted to untrustworthy, cackling-insane, adventurous broads like her?
>>78111637
Deep down we all want a bad girl.
probably the ginger she seems like the strongest of the three and i'm a weak man
>>78090910
>EVERY NIGHT
My fucking sides, holy shit
>>78101220
For some reason a lot of people say that Marie is smartest and most rational of the three but I don't see it.
>>78098152
>Not allowing Lee to live
>Not killing May
Why do you guys hate lee so much? can't handle girls that are actually compotent?
>>78060029
just came to post this
>>78091114
Yeah his hat is knocked off during his damage frames on one of the EE&E games on cn.com
iirc his head is basically bald with just three hairs
>>78091931
The best answer.
>>78113842
he feet should be uglier
>>78115722
her feet should bewrapped around my D
>>78113868
Not at all canon.
>>78079113
Daily reminder that this is the best kanker fapfic so far.
>>78094083
>marie
shit taste
>>78060029
I hated them so much, they ruined every episode they were in.
>>78060029
I pretty much already did choose Marie Kanker. But somewhat sweeter.
Though we aren't yet married.
>>78074069Now post the futa version.
>>78060029
I know it's the meme answer, but Marie.
Considering their personalities are just three different flavors of gross, uneducated trailer trash, I'm at least going to get the one that's actually attractive.
>>78119483
How is she similar to Marie?
How is she different?
>>78101220
Maybe the opposites attract idea. Edd is a goody two shoes while Marie is a bad girl.
