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>>77990522
first for Heir to the Empire sucking
>EU-Free Edition
I see this thread going places.
>>77990600
It's got me wanting to play Rogue Leader, that's for sure...
>>77990522
Thrawn will return
it's only a matter of time
>>77990579
:^)
So when he all but inevitably shows up on Rebels, what should they do with him?
Trying to start this thread off with discussion rather than shitposting.
>not calling it Empire of Space Babes Edition
New interviews with the TFA cast with an interviewer who probably posts here regularly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjWHpwihkZw
>>77990722
He goes full jobber?
>>77990722
Have him job hilariously to Sabine. While she's blinded.
>>77990722
Show off just how much of a mentally fucked up person he is (Thanks Aura Sing!). Also, have him hilariously fail because in the new canon he's just a murder-happy fuck up.
>>77990522
OP pic made me sad :(
>>77990722
>So when he all but inevitably shows up on Rebels, what should they do with him?
make him as incompetent as possible just to piss off mandofags
>>77990722
Sabine gives an uninterrupted rant about how Boba Fett is appropriating Mandalorian culture. When she finishes, he disintegrates her.
>>77990722
it should be a two parter.
In the first episode, he totally overpowers the Rebels and captures Ezra and Chopper
in the second episode, he holds off the Rebels attacks with ease. It looks like he's about to make a clean get away when Ezra and Chopper break out, attack Fett, and he totally gets jobbed in a humiliating fashion.
>>77990788
This pic reminds me of how I'm still waiting for that so-called 'droid revolution'
The thread with a bad title had no shitposting, no waifu spamming and was just slow.
That's how this is suppose to be. OP, starting shit up for no reason.
>>77990522
>EU-Free Edition
Quick, post EU
>>77990882
OKEE DAY
R8?
>>77990882
>>77990909
>>77990906
>that pic
>EU
Kylo Ren isn't a cyborg confirmed
>>77990924
7/10, your emitter is triggering me
>>77990882
Okee day
>>77990973
Uh...
>The model ship Luke is shown playing with in his home in ANH flies over Mos Eisley in the new ending of ROTJ for a couple seconds
pottery
>>77991015
You know what?
I'm glad that the new movies aren't overstuffed with AAA movie stars like the prequels were.
>>77991081
All of them were relatively unknown at the time though.
Lee and Jackson are the only real standouts, which is no more than Guiness and Cushing in ANH alone.
>>77991156
and McDiarmid and Neeson
>>77991040
I have come to hate that model ship.
I blame the Rogue Squadron game.
>>77991202
McDiarmid is in no way a AAA, and Neeson wasnt that big at the time of TPM at all.
The Prequels casted relative unknowns, much like the OT, and the ST.
>>77991015
It really shouldn't surprise me as much as it does that people have been speculating "Who Kylo Ren is" under the mask, when we've known for months, and the actor's identity was never hidden, but it kind of still does. People have a powerful desire to form headcanons and speculate, even when the truth is right in front of them.
>>77991081
Yeah, but I honestly think that Driver could be one of the best actors of the new cast, including the veteran actors.
>>77991081
>overstuffed with AAA movie stars like the prequels were
I'm counting Liam Neeson, Christopher Lee, Samuel Jackson, and MAYBE Ewan McGregor. And Ewan was still fairly fresh when he was cast.
>>77991202
McDiarmid's career is full of stage roles, for the most part. His film roles are all minor except for Sheev.
FUCKING STORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FREE GALAXY
>>77990882
Okee day
>>77991294
I agree. They just confirmed that Snoke is "just" 7 feet tall and the Plagueis theorists are using that to support their theory. As if Abrams and Kasdan would ever use a prequel character as their main villain.
>>77991015
He kind of looks like a white Zuko without the scar.
>>77991394
Plagueis isn't a prequel character. He's a pre-prequel character. Even Legends had him die during the events of Episode I. Who knows when the new canon killed him off?
The thing that nobody seems to remember is that PLAGUEIS IS DEAD. You don't come back from that in Star Wars. You can come back from ALMOST dead, like Maul, or Vader, but Sheev killed Plagueis and he would have made damn sure Plagueis was dead.
You have been given control over Disney's new "Revised Edition" of the Prequels. You may make any change you want, but must follow the following criteria:
>It must follow the same general outline of the original movies, so as to not clash with canon.
>Jar Jar stays.
>You need at least ONE new original character that will sell lots of toys.
What changes do you make?
>>77991330
And Natalie Portman.
>>77990522
>EU-Free Edition
So... short, shit, and shallow?
>>77991527
Please Anon, let's leave your sex life out of this.
>>77991527
>Actually being mad about the joke/bait OP post
Come on
>>77991514
Her entire career at that point was a handful of preteen roles in the early 90s, most of them secondary characters. Leon the Professional didn't make that big a splash, anon. She had zero star power when she was cast in The Phantom Menace.
>>77991514
Portman wasn't shit at the time.
>>77990722
>Have him be running with his crew from clone wars+han solo
>They are running a smuggling mission for Jabba
>have some reason for why the rebels need the cargo
>in the end have him just barely beaten by Kannan and Sabine working together
>>77991510
>Eliminate Phantom Menace
>Clone Wars begins as first movie
>Stretch out clone wars and some borrowed plot from the series over the length of the three movies
>Anakin loses body parts over the course of the trilogy, slowly losing his humanity along with them
>Have him go bad at the first act of 3rd movie
>New character is a han solo-esque rogue who will be killed off in the third act of final movie
>>77990973
>>77991015
This is what Driver said about Kylo Ren.
>“We tried to not think about that as much as possible. And not try to think of him as being bad, or evil, or a villain. Something that was more three-dimensional. He’s more dangerous and unpredictable, and morally justified in doing what he thinks is right.”
Sounds very intriguing to me.
>>77990924
>ribbed for her pleasure/10
>flared at the base for anal safety/10
>>77991779
You seem to know a lot about dildos.
>>77990722
>tracks down the Ghost crew on an Imperial contract
>gradually ambushes and easily incapacitates them one-by-one
>finally has them all tied up in the Slave I's hold, gets ready to fly out of there
>turns on the engine
>the rumbling knocks over a can of oil, blinding Ezra
>engine turns off
>goes back to the hold to check up
>Ezra's outstretched legs trip him
>he hits his head on Chopper and is instantly knocked out, knocking off the restraining bolt he put on Chopper
>Chopper frees the crew
>everyone goes home
Disney-brand pottery
>“Jar Jar is not in the movie,” Kennedy says, to hoots from the audience. “Ewoks are not in the movie. Harrison insisted on it.”
>“It was in my contract,” Harrison says – probably joking. (Probably.)
Based Ford
>>77991510
Updated cgi.
That's it really.
>>77991891
I'm not counting at least ONE new toy-whore character...
>>77991569
What sex life?
>>77991576
I'm legit mad. Or, since it's settled down to a dull ache, I suppose bitter might be a better word. I had hope for the nuEU, and so far it's all been pandering shit, with a few mildly interesting bits (such as Imperial Sherlock, and Vader being badass). And I can't get over how generic Rebels is. I actually miss George. That's how dire this is. The Force Awakens trailer has not hyped me. I am unhyped.
>>77991510
Phantom Menace: Obi-Wan goes into town, Qui-Gon stays with the ship and radios in frequently. This focuses the overall movie on Obi-Wan, as it should, and does a better job setting up Obi-Wan's relationship with Anakin and setting up Obi-Wan as the deuteragonist of the overall saga. Qui-Gon still gets his Chosen One bits in over the comlink.
Attack of the Clones: Cut parts of the arena battle to tighten it up. It's too fucking long.
Revenge of the Sith: It's good as-is.
>>77991981
I've missed George since Rebels began. He's great when he's got a good team to help him sort the good ideas from the bad, and he has this delightfully inventive sense of ADVENTURE to everything he does.
Under Disney, I feel like we're losing that.
>>77991887
Wouldn't be surprised. I mean, Ford, Fisher, -and- Hamil -DID- put up a fight to ad-lib a good deal of dialogue because they didn't like how Jorge wrote it all clunky.
>>77991981
You know.
Your short, shit and shallow sex life.
>>77992067
I will add that Dave is certainly trying very hard to keep it. Rebels started weak but has become a very respectable effort.
It still feels like Disney is just limiting it too much. I hope Bill Wolkoff becomes more of a staple writer and Saul Ruiz becomes more of a staple director, because Brothers of the Broken Horn and Future of the Force were the first time I really felt like Rebels was finally up where it should have been all along. It would be a shame for them to remain occasional treats instead of regulars.
Likewise, I hope Michnovetz gets to write more episodes. He really knows what he's doing.
>>77990722
Make him a notorious badass in-universe who doesn't quite live up to his own hype, but is still an awkward combination of extremely competent and extremely unlucky. Have Sabine fangirl over him because dammit she needs to display emotion at some point. Friendly to any other bounty hunter except IG-88. Very talented, able to go toe-to-toe with any of the Ghost Crew, and able to hunt them easily wherever they go, but nothing flashy. Make him practical, have him fail in plausible foreshadowed ways, and maybe one joke scene of Kanan beating him while blind. It's becoming a tradition at this point.
Everyone seems to demand that Boba become a joke loser now out of spite for 90s Boba. I want them to reconstruct him into a better character.
>>77992558
>Friendly
Nu Canon Boba is anything but friendly.
He's a fucking murderous psycho who shoots anything and everyone on his way to a bounty. Seriously, dude is fucked in the head thanks to his broken upbringing.
>No Disintegrations
Turns out, the order was needed.
>>77992636
>Mandalore!
>Fuck Yeah!
>>77992701
Damn. I'll miss him being bros with Dengar and Bossk.
>>77990722
MAKE
THIS
CANON
>>77992747
Blame Aura Sing. Its mostly her fault. And Mace I guess?
>>77992806
>1st panel
Self defense.
>2nd panel
Self defense.
>3rd panel
... probably self defense.
>>77992835
>Killing Jawas
>Self-Defense
#Jawalivesmatter
>>77992790
Ugh. I still remember when this wasn't even considered canon in the old EU.
>>77992835
"It was totally self defense, officer. He said 'please, I'll do anything!' Anything includes trying to kill me, so I was preemptively defending myself."
>>77992897
:)
>>77993013
>learned lightsaber combat
>from Cad Bane
>>77993013
Pffft, the new stuff has this beat.
>>77992790
Same to be honest, family
>>77990882
OKEE DAY
>>77991981
Agreed with everything you said. Why can't the nuEU grow some balls already. It's okay in places but it feels like flashy fanfiction in most instead of telling stories not weighed down by having to be star warsy (which basically means it has to copy the OT) which is what rebels and most of the comics have been doing. Especially battlefront. And TFA is going to be the biggest offender in terms of nostalgia fan-wanking.
Can we just let go of the OT having to overshadow everything and just tell a good story that's fresh and exciting, hell George would've at least made it fucking original and set it apart. TFA feels like the OTs extra limb rather than the beginning of a new trilogy.
> learn to let go SWfags
> let the story progress naturally rather than shoehorning old actors and landscapes etc. back in for muh nostalgia.
> Lucas should have never sold to Disney I knew they'd take everything special about Star wars and shove it down a blender.
>>77993043
Bane?
>>77993043
Shit, I'd watch it. Boba and Bane have once again busted out of prison. Boba wants to improve his melee combat due to his intense hatred of lightsaber-wielding force-sensitive douchebags.
>Cad Bane teaches him lightsaber combat
>bounty hunter karate kid
Reminder that Boyega is a diabolical shit poster.
>>77993114
No, fuck you
>>77993162
>lightwhip
My nigga
>>77993185Hothead
>>77991510
Not a one.
Acutally I'm lying maybe a throwaway line to Clone Wars but I don't think it would be necessary. Ahsoka has left by this point and Satine is dead. Both have moved on.
>>77992067
The budget's murdering the show. The Hondo and Sabines ex episodes were so painfully obvious filler. It just put me off the show because it feels like a cheap generic cartoon.
It may be good occasionally but it needs less episodes otherwise season 2 will look weak as shit with all this bad filler and I don't think much of the show as it is.
I like some characters but Kanan is so fucking whiny and inept for a grown man with decent combat skills and experience.I actually like his comic because his personality fits his 14 year old self better and muh clone wars.
Ezra is young so I can tolerate the way he behaves most of the time but he looks intentionally like Aladdin which I can't get over.
I don't know if anyones noticed but the shows animation, in terms of character movement is very exaggerated and cartoony in contrast to tcw. There's no reason for it either if these guys worked on the other show. Sometimes characters will move a certain way or do something that looks unrealistic and cringy. That coupled with the bland art style makes the show seem very immature visually.
I feel embarrassed to watch it. Nowhere near even the standard of quality set in TCW season 1. They need to put more money into this show. They've got enough manchildren drooling over it why not raise the budget!?
>>77993106
on the upside, we still have the original films, Clone Wars, and the old EU. It's pretty much the biggest fictional setting there is, unless you include entire companies universes (such as all DC, and all Marvel).
To my mind, Disney bought the rights, but not the soul. Disney under Star Wars is little more than a reboot. The original and true Star Wars ended when Lucas sold it and stepped away. Not flawless logic or thinking, but it works for me.
It also allows me to leech some enjoyment from the new stuff.
>>77990882
>>77990946
No, you're right. This is totally not EU.
>>77993510
Jesus Christ, forget the virus, Jar Jar looks like he's jacked up on some Blue Shadow Cokespice right there.
We've gone from arguing about PT vs OT vs ST to old canon vs new canon.
Jesus fuck, who cares?
>>77993534
I'm still sad that the only concept from that villain circus that I liked at all was the Trandoshan. I can't get into the others, almost like they were designed specifically for me to root for Vader to murder them one by one.
>>77992806
>>77992701
Who had the great idea to make Boba Fett into the shittiest bounty hunter in the galaxy?
Goddamn, this book is awful.
>>77993602
A bunch of autists with too much time on their hands.
>>77993602
Everyone else, obviously.
>>77993602
You want us to go back to arguing PT vs OT? What do you want?
We could always go back to waifu posting.
>>77993162
>>77993711
Well I for one can always appreciate a good lewd Twi'Lek
>>77993644
You know how Star Wars writers handle these things as extremes. There will never be a middle-ground practical Boba Fett like we had in ESB. He was the most badass mando in galactic history in-between trilogies, and now he's a pathetic, bloodthirsty jobber.
Looks like the First Order has invested in better armor.
>>77993711
>delicious
I do hope we see more Pantorans soon. They were pretty nifty. Probably my favorite blue people unless the Terrelians suddenly get a ton of lore.
>>77993803
>stormtroopers getting back up
My whole world has just been turned upside down. I don't know what reality is anymore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny59kjNfuZA
>>77993493
Amen to that. The soul is what I feel they're missing. They've got the aesthetic, the actors, the music but it's missing what made all six movies special along with the EU. Which is to tell exciting stories at #1 priority which is what lucas did, if you focus on the SW aspect too much you lose something, which is why he was the best man for the saga, with fanboys and corporates in charge it's lost that edge. It's about letting your experiences and films you've watched inspire you to tell a story in the SW setting like GL. And the EU writers then expanded that horizon but kept it fresh.
. Sure there was some crazy shit in the old EU but such is the cost of allowing creativity. Without courtship of princess leia the nightsisters wouldn't exist etc. But like you said. There's years of stuff good and bad to go through so I'm not bothered. And I feel optimistic there will be gems to be found in the new EU among the mundane stuff so it's cool.
>>77993803
>>77993803
Holy shit. And that's not just a standard rifle. Fucker just got up from a bowcaster shot to the chest. I hope that's not just limited to that advertisement. I'll gladly accept FO troopers having piss-poor accuracy so long as they get to be hardy walls of beefcake this time.
>>77993880
Actually it looks like a shoulder hit, but still, dayumn!
And he doesn't crawl into that corridor for cover, no he keeps shooting.
>>77993602
Nice change from PT vs OT I think. I mean I like both. And I like the old EU as well as the new but it's too empty and pandering atm for me to compete with the old one.
>>77992701
Good. I hated the Space Clint Eastwood of the EU. He's a bad guy, not an anti-hero. That bullshit came from the 90s when all the comic book bad guys joined the heroes.
>>77993106
>TFA feels like the OTs extra limb rather than the beginning of a new trilogy.
Oh, so you've seen the movie already?
>>77993843
>but it's missing what made all six movies special along with the EU. Which is to tell exciting stories at #1 priority which is what lucas did, if you focus on the SW aspect too much you lose something, which is why he was the best man for the saga, with fanboys and corporates in charge it's lost that edge
You're the biggest fucking idiot if you think the prequels are more exciting than a JJ Abrams Star Wars movie.
>>77993459
>very immature
>Star Wars
>>77993803
SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
>>77994076
>Lucas is not corporate
Seriously?
>>77993803
They're also pretty good in close combat now.
>>77994205
where did he pull that thing from anyways?
>>77993493
>The original and true Star Wars ended when Lucas sold it and stepped away.
It ended when Lucas made the prequels, you underage faggot. But at least he has nothing to do with the new trilogy. Thank god.
>>77994240
It's an attachment for the arm.
>>77991489
>you don't come back from that in Star Wars
>laughingrevans.jpg
>>77993803
Wait, Stormtroopers are no longer a joke?
>>77994205
Well that's just gay as hell.
>>77994383
Apparently its from a Verizon commercial, not the movie.
>>77994404
Whats wrong with the enemy soldiers being a valid threat? Makes the heroes defeating them more, well, heroic.
I've been thinking a lot about this image, I really want more infinities comics like this.
>>77990882
Controversial statement: Jungians are kinda cool, Jarjar just ruined them before they had a chance.
Discuss.
>>77993745
Hear, hear!
>>77994425
No, I mean the arm-blade that can block lightsabers.
I'm fine with stormtroopers being a threat now, but the idea of them being able to go against a Jedi hand-to-hand like that is just wtf.
When did Jedi become common enough that this would somehow become standard issue? I thought the Jedi were still really rare in this age, rare enough that stormtroopers would probably try to just overwhelm them with blaster fire instead of trying to fucking duel them.
And I was GLAD when the new canon got rid of all the old lightsaber-immune materials. TCW showed us that electrostaffs can block a lightsaber, but only with the electrified parts; the center part that's not electrified is just as choppable as anything else. That feels RIGHT. The idea that a lightsaber can only be stopped by other energy weapons feels RIGHT.
This just looks dumb. Even if that's supposed to be an arm-mounted electrostaff or something, it looks dumb.
>>77993459
>even the standard of quality set in TCW season 1
But the first season of TCW was shit outside of the clones episodes. Rebels had a much better and concise first season
>>77994532
Gungans* rather
fuck posting from a cellphone.
>>77994532
Not controversial. Gungans are cool. Jar Jar was just a fuckup.
>>77994543
>implying Finn even knows how to use that lightsaber properly
>>77991993
It's amazes me how often people thinking they can improve the prequels demostrate utter blindness to the most basic plot points and themes of a movie literally made for 10-year olds. Like, why Obi-Wan cannot replace Qui-Gon as Anakin's father figure.
>>77994571
He died as he lived: Actually competent.
>>77994543
Finn isn't a Jedi (yet) and this is the first time he actually uses a lightsaber in combat. What do you expect?
>>77994637
>Like, why Obi-Wan cannot replace Qui-Gon as Anakin's father figure.
He could have easily replaced Qui-Gon. You're just a close minded fanboy.
>>77993745
That a fact?
>>77994571
I'm not as crazy about that scene as I was when I first saw it. Tarpals' last line delivery sounds off, and it's such a shame that his sacrifice gets wasted by Grievous just getting traded back for Anakin.
Still a badass Gungan, though. Tarpals was what every militiagung should strive to be.
>>77994637
Not the same guy, but why can't he?
>>77994717
>He could have easily replaced Qui-Gon
He couldn't though
The whole point of Obi-Wan's character in Fallout 1 is that he's the doubter who doubts shit and says sarcastic things
>>77994637
Oh, I didn't forget that at all.
My idea was that Obi-Wan would MEET Anakin on Tatooine and, being Obi-Wan, not think much of him, but then Qui-Gon, over the radio, would be like "hang on, wait, go back".
Qui-Gon would guide Obi-Wan through all this shit over the comlink, with Obi-Wan occasionally complaining, reinforcing the master/padawan dynamic already present in the film.
This comes across to Anakin in Obi-Wan's interactions with him, as Obi-Wan keeps answering Anakin's questions with "my master said so" and the like. Despite this, Obi-Wan has some measure of respect for the boy, and this comes across as well, from time to time.
Finally, upon reaching the ship, Anakin meets this mysterious father figure who's been managing the whole Tatooine thing by proxy.
Everything else after that happens as before. The reason we send Obi-Wan in is not to have Obi-Wan replace Qui-Gon as Anakin's father figure: it's to foreshadow both their friendship and their conflict, and to make Obi-Wan the center of the film. As it stands, having Qui-Gon dominate the middle makes it unclear who the protagonist is supposed to be. This fixes that.
It also makes things a bit more tragic on the Qui-Gon front: by limiting their interactions even more, Qui-Gon becomes less real and more ideal in Anakin's life, the father figure he never had and never will. Anakin can project more onto him as a result.
>>77994076
>You're the biggest fucking idiot if you think the prequels are more exciting than a JJ Abrams Star Wars movie.
No. You're an idiot if you're excited for a movie by JJ after his Star Trek reboot. Which was technically competent (save for shitty fight choreography), but very much... average. There was nothing especially terribad by ST standards, but nothing particularly awesome either.
>>77992558
>Everyone seems to demand that Boba become a joke loser now out of spite for 90s Boba.
Awuh?
>>77993711
Reminder that Chuchi is technically George Lucas' daughter.
>>77994796
Because a central part of Obi-Wan's character is how he failed to walk the line between being a mentor and a brother to Anakin. Qui-Gon, on the other hand, immediately and perfectly filled the father-figure role for Anakin, so when he died, it foreshadows Anakin's deep fear of loss that would eventually corrupt him.
The way the Prequels and Anakin are written, Obi-Wan needs to try and fail to fill Qui-Gon's place.
>>77993162
So if he pushes for it, it will be canon canon.
>>77994899
I'm exaggerating. It just feels like so many people actively want him to be a complete fuck up in order to better match his faildeath in ROTJ and/or to bully mandofags. I just want a middle ground between loser and Mary Sue.
>>77994848
wow, this would not translate well to film
>>77994924
Chuchi isn't a Papanoida. She's just a friend of the family.
>>77993162
Can this even work?
>>77994924
No, Papanoida's children are based on Lucas's kids.
Riyo Chuchi is not one of Papanoida's children.
>>77994972
Can't Abrams just get Temuera Morrison back as Boba for the ST?
>>77995049
What if he doesn't wanna come back?
Kidnapping is generally frowned upon.
>>77995049
Age difference between him and Solo would be through "humans from different planets" shit.
>>77994992
There's gotta be a way, dammit.
I guess a simpler solution would be to have both Jedi go into Mos Espa, on the logic that the Trade Federation wouldn't dare come here and Panaka should be able to hold down the fort on his own.
Then we get Qui-Gon's father figure stuff and Obi-Wan's cold sarcastic stuff all at once, and Obi-Wan gets to stay at the center of the action where he belongs.
Actually, that's probably the best way to do it. Send in both Jedi, leave Panaka with the Queen, and let both Jedi be themselves in Mos Espa.
>>77995049
Boba is ded m8
>>77995088
Morrison is 54 and Ford is 73.
Boba Fett, in the ST, would be about 62 years old.
I think Morrison could play 62 without THAT much difficulty. A little makeup to add about ten years and he's golden.
And for all we know, Han could be older than Boba.
>>77993745
>>77994762
If you could get your own Twi'lek slave girl, what color would you like it to be? What height? What build? How old?
>>77994796
>Not the same guy, but why can't he?
Obi-Wan is doomed to fail Anakin as a master, therefore their relationship cannot be too good from the beginning. I think we have enough people accusing Anakin of being an irredeemable asshole already, imagine what it would be had Obi-Wan been potrayed as a good teacher, and not as a man who decided to train a kid whom he did not trust despite being unqualified as a mentor out of his sense of obligation.
>>77994848
Hm, that in principle can work. Sorry for badmouthing you.
>>77995180
Clones age twice as fast as normal people. By the time of the OT he was biologically around 40. By the time of the ST he should be around 100 biologically.
Reminder that Han will die in ep 7
>>77995082
The mental image is funny
>>77995225
Boba doesn't. Remember, he ages at a normal human rate.
>>77994924
>>77995154
He's Schrodinger's plaything, neither alive nor dead until they say for sure either way. Aftermath suggests he may be alive, though if so he's ditched the armor he wore in RotJ (but Filoni suggests he probably has a whole bunch more of it in his ship).
>>77995180
Han was always portrayed as being ~10 years older than Luke and Leia, so 34 or so in RotJ. Boba would be 36 in RotJ.
>>77995225
Boba was an unaltered clone. No accelerated aging.
>>77995254
*insert Hutt joke*
>>77995221
Yeah, I'm trying to find some way to center the action on Obi-Wan but preserve the themes and relationships.
Currently, I'm up to >>77995098
Because I realized that yeah, like >>77994992
said, my idea doesn't translate well to film.
Sending both Jedi in might get a little clumsy because you're adding a whole other person to the ground party, but it might be the only way to properly keep Obi-Wan involved in the action without compromising Qui-Gon's relationship with Anakin.
>>77995225
Jango's one condition to being cloned for the army is that he got a normal clone as a "son."
>>77995259
Aftermath suggests he is dead, anon. Sure, we don't know how well a sarlaac can digest things, but it can be assumed that biologicals like flesh get destroyed much easier than synthetics like armor.
>>77995254
BBW Twi'leks really do need to be more of a thing.
>>77995225
Boba has no growth acceleration. He ages at the normal speed.
But yeah, my math was slightly off. He'd actually be about 66 by the ST.
>>77995201
Light purple/lavender, anywhere between 5'4'' and 5'10 (though past that is okay), slight hourglass, and early adulthood.
>>77995354
Dengar's interlude suggests he thinks Fett could still be alive, since it's 3 months later and yet he falls for the "look, it's Boba Fett!" trick.
Also, not officially canon but JW Rinzler sat down with George and he did say that Fett did survive after all.
>>77995201
>Blue
>6'10"
>Frank Cho's She Hulk build
>29 years old
r8 me
>>77995394
Dengar might not have known that Boba went into the sarlaac, though. Everyone that was on the sail barges were either shot, strangled, blown up or went into the sarlaac. Only the main heroes survived, and unless they ran into Dengar and told him about it, I doubt he would know.
>>77995354
So we won't get Boba blowing up the salaaccount anymore? The more I hear about Aftermath the more I put off reading it.
>>77995455
Sarlacc, fuck you spell check.
>>77995201
>color
red
>height
6 feet
>build
slender with a slightly big bust and waist
>how old
somewhere ranging between 25-35
>>77995446
I think that he'd know simply because the death of Jabba would be a huge fucking deal and he'd probably know that Fett was there, given that he was at Jabba's palace earlier, presumably with Slave I.
>>77995455
The story is fine. Get the audiobook, I've heard that the writing style is supposedly a lot easier to deal with there, but I never really had much of an issue with it. Aside from the prose (which does shift as the story progresses), the worst thing about it is that it contains about four fakeout "deaths" that end up not actually killing people.
>>77995201
>color
grey-blue
>build
slender, but sturdy
>age
born in 4 bby
>height
9.2 meters
>pic related
>>77995534
Boba could have been out on a job or simply traveling at the time Jabba died as well.
>>77994256
You're a fucking moron
>>77995406
Fetish b8/10
Perfectly fuckable, mind you, but the fact remains.
>>77990522
>>77990579
Huh? Since when did people start thinking the Zahn books are shit?? I haven't paid any attention to SW for the last 10 years or so but I didn't know I was that out of touch. Damn.
>gettingtoooldforthisshit.exe
>>77995794
Plenty of people still like them, don't worry.
>>77994838
>Obi-Wan's character in Fallout 1
>fallout 1
What?Degenerates like you belong on a crossbtw
>>77995700
So?
>>77995201
>red or blue
>5'8-6'
>stacked, curvy, fit, qt, any of these work
>early-mid 20's
>>77995794
>Huh? Since when did people start thinking the Zahn books are shit??
Since they stopped being canon.
>>77995794
it's just my unpopular opinion. I think the whole clones thing was fucking retarded. Also I'm just not a fan of Zahn's writing style.
>>77995794
OP's trolling. This entire thread is shitposting, dude.
We had a nice quite thread not too long ago because OP forgot Rebels in the title. NO shitposting at all
>>77995921
>we had no shitposting because it was me and three other guys just circlejerking the ENTIRE time
You ruin every single thread. Just fucking leave.
>>77995970
I'd rather have circle jerking than constant bickering over nothing. The same tired arguments. You know what, fuck you
>>77996053
Fuck you, you piece of shit. You always come in the thread and complain and bitch and moan when people have discussions. When people disagree on subjects and discuss them, you construe it as shitposting, when really, it's just conversation.
People like you keep trying to act like you own the fucking thread, and it makes it not fun.
>>77995921
>OP's trolling. This entire thread is shitposting, dude.
Ah, OK. Sometimes I forget where I am.
>>77996132
Fucking this. Wannabe thread police, pls fuck off.
>>77995201
Blue or green, probably at least 6" shorter than me, with a medium, curvy, busty build. Younger than me by a few years (late teens-early twenties)
>>77996053
I'm with this guy.
Sick of that other guy insisting that "x is shit" counts as discussion, and anybody who disagrees is thread policing.
>>77996559
In this case, the 'x' in x=shit is you fucking guys.
>>77996559
>>77996053
But aren't you those two guys who keep insisting that Darth Vader is a good comic and that anyone who disagrees with you are just butthurt EUfags?
>>77996559
Awww, baby wants the thread to be his safe space.
>>77996684
peace
>>77996684
Bye. No one will miss you.
>>77996684
Fucking finally. Don't come back.
Disney announces the next comic mini is about Kyle.
How hard will you fellate whoever made the call?
>>77996708
I was watching clone wars and I'm at the episode where there's some force dad and his light/dark kids and it is so fucking stupid.
>>77996852
They would never be able to walk straight again
>>77994512
What if Tarkin kept his word and spared Alderaan?
>>77997017
Too bad. Shut up and enjoy your canon.
>>77996852
this hard
Ever wonder why Tarkin didn't just shoot Yavin and let the moon be destroyed in the explosion?
>>77997133
I'm enjoying most of it so far but that part is garbage and pointless.
>>77993803
You know those storm trooper guys you always liked?
Yeah, they are shit. You have to but the NuTrooper stuff if you want to be one of the cool kids.
>>77994205
>JJfags will defend this
>>77997199
What's wrong with it?
>>77997199
/tv/ pls go
>>77993803
>chewies bowcaster shoots red
What kind of shit is this
>>77996708
i demand more pictures of the greev
>>77997199
I don't like it that much, but any trained force user would simply get around that by force pulling them to the ground for a quick finish.
I think the fact stormies have vibroblades now is indicative that lightsaber wielders somehow became a meneace again.
i.e. lukes failed jedi academy.
I just want Thrawn back
>>77995201
Blue is the way to go.
>>77997199
You must be pathologically retarded.
>>77997230
It shot red in the OT nigger.
>>77997315
And you shall receive. He's biding his time. Waiting to make anartisticreturn.
>>77994205
I prefer a proper electrostaff to a glorified tonfa.
>>77997363
Did it? The video games must have blurred my memory.
>>77997373
I personally think a long knife would have been best.
>bayonet
>>77997378
Everything shot red in the OT.
Actually, have they ever explained the different laser gun colors?
>>77997392
I'd actually be onboard for that as well.
>>77997144
Because planet busting guns are kind of stupid to begin with. Or because blowing up the planet might have just sent the moon barreling off in some direction that they couldn't easily follow given that they had just created an asteroid field. Or because blowing up Yavin wouldn't have destroyed the moon but all the debris would have fucked up the targeting systems. Or because it's a literal range issue with the Death Star moving at full speed and not being in range for the laser to blow up the moon. Or because there was something on Yavin they didn't want to blow up. Or because there may have been a reason the laser couldn't fire for 15 minutes and it was prudent for THEM to be hiding behind the planet. Or they didn't give a shit because the rebels couldn't do anything anyway. Or they wanted to give them time for an evacuation so they could find more rebel bases.
>>77993759
>He was the most badass mando in galactic history in-between trilogies, and now he's a pathetic, bloodthirsty jobber.
Just like he was in the movies and the cartoon.
>>77997610
Well, in the OT, he doesn't really do much of anything. In ESB, he proves himself a brilliant hunter, and is perceptive enough to find Luke following him and the stormtroopers in cloud city, but he doesn't excel in any action scenes. In RotJ, he's got those alien dancers charmed, but he fails miserably and dies in the put of carkoon fight.
So for some reason, kids these days only want him to be seen as a bumbling loser with a crippling weakness against blind men.
>>77997682
He relies on his senses and is a little clever. But the fact that he's willing to work for Jabba should give you some hints on his character. He's wasted potential.
And he doesn't have any girls charmed. They're paid to be there of course they're gonna treat Jabba's enforcer/bodyguard well.
Boba was only some epic badass int he minds of fans.
>>77997682
>kids these days
It's a funny give and take we've got now. Darth Maul and Boba Fett, two characters with more style than substance. Except all of Boba's added substance is a thing of the past. Maul is the new Fett, brought back after falling into a pit and getting a significantly greater development after the movies.
So you can look forward to the next reboot in 40 years when TCW isn't added to the new new canon and Maul remains an edgy karate man who got cut in half by a padawan despite having the high ground.
>>77997199
I don't like the design of the weapon either, though strictly speaking Finn seems to be stormtrooper and the other guy is obviously as well. So similar training would result in similar skill, the only diffrence being the weapons wielded by both parties.
It looks stupid, sure, but if you follow the internal logic of the setting and the plot as far as we know it's right.
>>77997720
I think the dancers are given a stronger motivation than money.
>>77997144
If you fire that beam into a gas giant there's no guarantee it'll explode quickly or efficiently.
>>77997876
>that Rosselito series with Leia being Rancored so much she gets a giant gaping twat
>>77997850
>but if you follow the internal logic
People do this far too much in this thread to justify stupid shit.
They don't seem to understand that something can make sense in context and still be a dumb idea.
>>77997877
All the time they spent building and researching it, I feel like they should have known exactly what would happen to a gas giant.
>>77997936
IIRC, in the old books, the Death Star only ever fired on two planets, Alderaan and Despayr, both rocky terrestrial worlds. I don't think they ever managed a successful weapons test on a gas giant.
>>77997953
>Despayr
Heh.
>>77997144
Because a gas giant is so much bigger than a normal planet, that unless the Alderaan shot was at the small faction of full power, it wouldn't have exploded like a bomb - disintegration likely would have taken half a day, enough time for the Rebels to evacuate the moon.
>>77997909
Which is why I said the whole thing looks stupid.
>>77990722
If he does show up I hope it's in his holiday special get up or in his all white proto-armour. Personally I'm hoping to see 4-LOM and Zuckuss, since the EU wipe they haven't done shit
>>77993386
Seriously? Did you forget the part were the movies were terrible, even by movie standards?
You wouldn't even get rid of the cringe-inducing romance segments?
Are you a genuine prequel apologist? Can you even handle this much rhetoric?
>>77995201
Geez, and people wonder why more women don't post here.
>>77996647
Darth Vader is good though. It's just that the EU was better.
>>77993991
What's wrong with a bad guy being a nice person.
The only thing worse than
>Bad guys should be evil
are
>All bad guys should have some sort of sympathetic motivation
Damn it people can't bad guys just be whatever.
>>78000981
We'll probably because nice people by definition don't hunt and kill people for money.
>>77997392
>we will never see a vibro-bayonet charge in the movies or nuEU
>>77995201
Green.
5'3
Slim.Preteen.
>>78001142
Technically soldiers do if you wanna argue about what they really do, but I don't wan to so lets not and just say that IRL mercenaries could be nice people.
I mean I genuinely don't think it would be a stretch to assume that in real life there's some assassin or something who kills people for money, but who's otherwise perfectly nice and non-violent in everyday interaction.
>>78001187
Most SW guns aren't long enough to be spears anyway, except that sandtrooper rifle I think?
