Would you drop a lifelong friend/lover if you found out your brother was a billionaire tech philanthropist?
>billionaire
Not anymore
>implying her brother won't bone her first and tomorrow discover he's her brother
>>77752665
Considering that in comics brother relationships last a lifetime while lovers last with luck a few years...
Yeah, totally.
>>77752686
well to be fair he's already canonically spied on her getting undressed, in the shower, and boning Peter so.
>>77752685
He certainly seems to have money still, I don't see him as poorer, or at least he hasn't shown it
This doesn't really seem like an either or situation. Mary jane could definitely have both a lifelonf friend/lover and a billionaire tech philanthropist brother.
>mary jane as tony's sister
That sounds incredibly dumb.
>>77752665
>found out your brother was a billionaire tech philanthropist?
Wait.
What.
>>77752665
>brother
Wait, did they retcon MJ to be Tony Stark's sister?
>>77752736
apparently Marvel doesn't agree.
>>77752756
>>77752762
>>77752765
screencap it now bitch, it'll happen
>>77752765
>>77752762
step sister
>>77752756
>>77752762
>>77752765
I wouldn't put it past marvel to let Bendis do it
>>77752665
>the cover actually has the anti-Spidey speech bubble
Man, they're really hoping to get angry people to buy this.
>spiderman logo on a balloon with a red strike across it
What a piece of shit cover. Whoever made this could not spent fucking 5 minutes to think of a better idea to represent the theme that putting this fucking lazy ass symbol and Mary Jane holding what it looks like a piece of flat cardboard that kinda resembles Iron Man's mask.
I think superhero stuf is pretty much the same shit in both camps, but man fucking Marvel slouches in the art bad and constantly.
>>77752765
>>77752762
During Gillen's run, it was revealed that Tony was adopted. MJ is going to be a major supporting character in Tony's book, and the reveal of who his biological parents are is going to be one of the big plot points.
People are using this to assume that his parents are MJ's parents, thus making them brother and sister. Which I doubt, considering MJ isn't jewish and there's no way Bendis doesn't use this is an oppurtunity to make Tony jewish.
>>77752816
What does Bendis have on Marvel?
>>77752828
well that didn't take long >>77752836
>>77752828
That's the Marvel method for ya.
>>77752838
>there's no way Bendis doesn't use this is an oppurtunity to make Tony jewish.
who's assuming now
>>77752828
Duh. They're pretty much shameless about it now.
Didn't Brevoort say that Uncanny Avengers will make people, especially x men fans, incredibly angry soon?
>>77752838
>Which I doubt, considering MJ isn't jewish and there's no way Bendis doesn't use this is an oppurtunity to make Tony jewish.
>implying he won't make MJ Jewish too
>>77752913
>Didn't Brevoort say that Uncanny Avengers will make people, especially x men fans, incredibly angry soon?
Yeah I think he said issue 4 or 5 would make X-fans furious
>>77752873
>>77752913
The sad thing is that it's going to work. I've skipped the first three storytimes here and will just skim through the next one to see what Bendis is doing with MJ, but it still baffles me that people who aren't happy with this will still pay for it when they can either pirate it or just ignore it.
>>77752913
>Cable joins Uncanny Avengers
>killed by end of issue
>>77752964
I think the people who buy shit they know will make them angry just don't realize that piracy is really easy or consider not buying it, they're the types who will keep picking up a book even if they hate it
>>77752838
>MJ is going to be a major supporting character in tony's book.
Why? No seriously why? That makes absolutely no sense.
>>77753032
They need to keep sales as high as possible because they need to convince everybody that Iron Man is Marvel's premier hero, and what better way to do that than cannibalize angry Spider-Man fans?
>>77753032
Angry spider-man fans will buy it if MJ is in it
>>77753057
Do they really think we read spider-man for MJ? she's been shit thanks to Dim Slutt, Spider-man is just a generally better hero than Tony.
>>77753072
this anon is wrong.
>>77753032
Because nobody else had any plans for her (people have said that Slott doesn't want to do anything with her if Marvel won't let her get back together with Peter, but I don't know if that's true). I'm hoping Bendis will take the opportunity to have MJ realise how petty she's being by completely cutting Peter out of her life, but my hopes aren't high.
>>77753088
>this anon is wrong.
Characterfags will buy anything with their character.
>>77753057
They could've just told a good story. You don't need to cannibalize other franchises to do that.
>>77752964
So when is Marvel going to run out of bridges to burn?
>>77753098
Really I heard he actively was trying to keep her away from Peter and therefore shit.
>>77753100
they will but I wouldn't say spider-fans necessarily will, retards will who for whatever reason buy something they're mad at, but I say as a Spider-man fan I won't be buying it for MJ, I just have been enjoying the current IM book, and Spidey has been great too. I do think it's a retarded idea though.
>>77753088
>this anon is wrong.
Nope. Characterfags will buy it no matter how angry they are. They'll bitch and bitch but they'll just keep reading.
Marvel counts on it so info will spread and more will hear about the book, and it hasn't failed them yet.
>>77753102
Telling a good story requires effort. Taking popular things from one series and putting them in another doesn't.
>>77753119
Not any time soon.
>>77752665
Tony will be her lover.
>>77753102
>They could've just told a good story.
That's a tall order for modern Bendis, anon
Plus we all know that quality=/=sales, and Marvel has proved over and over that they make dollars when fans are pissed
>You don't need to cannibalize other franchises to do that.
No but they want to boost Iron Man and they already know Slott Spidey will continue to sell no matter what so they have no reason not to
>>77753136
are comic fans really this retarded? and it has worked but from the people I talk to at my LCS as well as most of /co/ it seems like people are finally growing out of that and dropping what they get angered by.
>>77753142
Nah, Marvel wants muh diversity, they'll be pushing that boring Arab Princess scientist for a while before tony even looks at a white girl again
>>77752836
Lol get madder, peterfag
>>77753119
Probably never? Half of their reader base is like an abused spouse who will keep giving them money no matter what they do and the other half just doesn't give a shit
>>77753098
>Slott doesn't want to do anything with her if Marvel won't let her get back together with Peter
>all along this time, Slott was fighting the good fight
I... I dont. know what to say, anon. I just dont know anymore.
>>77753098
I feel like Slott has just been ruining Peter's old love interests just to push his OCs.
>>77753134
You're fan of Peter and not fan of MJ, right? That means you're not target group.
>>77753164
>are comic fans really this retarded? and it has worked but from the people I talk to at my LCS as well as most of /co/ it seems like people are finally growing out of that and dropping what they get angered by.
Yes. Look how all Roguefags started buying Uncanny Avengers like little good drones. Tbh, it's easiest to do that with X-Men and their hyperloyal fanbase.
>>77753174
I thought Slott wants to pair Peter with his OC?
>>77753212
Actually I am a fan of MJ (when not written by Dam Sloth) I just don't see the point in buying something you actively don't like, again I have been enjoying Ironman and ASM, so I'm willng to see where this goes.And man, maybe where I go isn't the norm then because most of the people I talk to drop a book the second they get irritated by something.
>>77752665
>Thing you don't like
>Buying it
>Giving it any attention
>Not glassing Slott
>>77753098
>I'm hoping Bendis will take the opportunity to have MJ realise how petty she's being by completely cutting Peter out of her life, but my hopes aren't high.
Well if anyone can make Marvel do that, it's Bendis. He seems to get whatever he wants;
>>77753032
No one was using her so Bendis took her up
>>77752855
>>77753167
Meh I don't care about hating on spiderman or whatever, I just think its a pretty lazy design.
It's borderline kindergarden. Can't believe someone is getting paid to do this, in a big company endorsed product. I get that people churn out these comics as fast as possible but man, it just feels uninspired.
>>77753439
yea that's definitely true
>>77752964
Mate, Marvel fans are battered housewives. The worst are the X-fags, biggest case of Stockholm syndrome ever.
>>77753230
Which one?
>>77753560
Tell me about it. I am lucky, there's couple of muggas I give fuck about. And two of them aren't showing up so fuck Marvel.
>>77753596
Silk. Rolled eyes hard at her "we have to fuck each other or we'll die" power.
>>77753560
>The worst are the X-fags
I'm ashamed that I used to consider myself an x-fag. Seeing the way other x-fags have been acting lately is pitiful.
>>77752665
> found out your brother was a billionaire tech philanthropist?
Explain. Please don't tell me Tony's real parents are the family Potts...
>>77753618
>Silk
You mean the character that he dropped immediately after Spider-verse, isn't going to appear in ASM, and was handed off to another writer to do whatever he wanted with?
Peter has multiple new love interests in ASM and none of them are Silk. Slott even introduced a new asian love interest.
>>77753098
I hate bendis with a passion nowadays, but perhaps old memories of ult spider-man will make him take pity on us and give slott the finger
>>77753032
Bendis can do whatever he wants.
>>77752838
> oppurtunity to make Tony jewish.
No.... NO.... NOOOOOOOOOO!
Please god no. He already was making green cars, isn't pro war anymore, isn't really a Stark, all sorts of other bs...Just don't make him a god damn kike too!
I want off Mr. Shekels wild ride.
So MJ and Tony are siblings now?
And why would that stop her from being with Peter?
>>77752843
see >>77736337
Bendis does whatever he wants, whenever he wants.
>>77753847
Because Peter lives dangerous life.
Meanwhile Tony goes to hotel room of batshit insane woman assassin who ends up trying to kill him.
>>77752665
MJ cut Pete out of her life over a year ago, and they haven't been together for seven years.
> another hot redhead working for him (even if she's his sister)
Tony is already rock hard
>>77753952
>MJ cut Pete out of her life over a year ago
Because she suddenly couldn't cope with the danger being associated with him put her in, but is apparently okay with working closely with Tony even though it's only a matter of time before she gets targeted by one of his enemies.
>and they haven't been together for seven years
Because Quesada thought his idea of Spider-Man was the right one. I'm well aware that they're not getting back together any time soon, but I don't have to be happy about it.
>>77753102
>They could've just told a good story.
Literally every stupid thing they've done could have been prevented if they'd just done their fucking jobs and told a good story instead.
Daredevil goes off the deep end and becomes a villain? It's actually totally believable that he'd do this considering the ENTIRE IDEA OF SHADOWLAND WAS LAID OUT IN BENDIS'S RUN! But nope, they went with LOLDEMONPOSSESSION! instead.
Tony convinces Pete to reveal is identity on live television which results in Aunt May being hospitalized? They could have actually let the old bag of bones die finally after being 80 years old for almost 80 years. This would cause Peter to move in a new direction, having to get over the death of his mother figure and one of the most important people in his life. It also turns out that he was going to be a father. But did they do that? Nope! They decided to have the Devil heal the old bitch and retcon decades of continuity because reasons.
All these stupid, nonsensical, controversial decisions and directions they made could have been avoided if they'd just told good stories, but they'd rather piss you off than do that.
>>77752756
But it is something Bendis would do.
>>77752966
Cable dies every five minutes so it won't be that.
>>77754284
Let's see then. Rogue can die, possibly mercy kill by ninja Inhuman.
When is Gambit announced to come? Maybe he and Rogue will break up. Again.
>>77752964
Well it works since they keep doing it and they keep selling.
But yeah I guess people are too dumb to pirate shit.
>>77754315
>Rogue could die
Do X-fans really care that much about her?
>Gambit and Rogue break up AGAIN
I doubt that's it.
Anon, you're not thinking big enough. What's the one thing that could really piss off X-fans?Scottwaswrong
>>77754340
>Do X-fans really care that much about her?
I'd say she's one of more popular girls.
>I doubt that's it.
Dunno, throwing ideas.
>Anon, you're not thinking big enough. What's the one thing that could really piss off X-fans?
Rightfags don't have numbers. Even Emmafags hate Rightfags.
>>77754376
Well then we're both not thinking big enough.
What if Wanda goes No More again?
>>77754400
Rogue accidentally touches Psynapse and becomes Inhuman?
>>77754434
There never were any mutants at all?
>>77754459
Mutants are aliens and Inhumans are next step in human evolution?
Mutants are Skrull all along?
>>77754472
Maybe it's none of these things. What ifChuck Austenis coming back?
>>77754499
Let him ruin Uncanny Avengers, then. X-fags would be happy that he writes Avengers book, desu.
>>77753032
>That makes absolutely no sense.
Why? It's a shared universe for a reason.
>>77753662
let me guess, Xfag?
>>77752762
What philanthropy does Tony Stark actually do? The closest he does to that is when he occasionally funds the Avengers and one can look at that as more along the lines of paying for a place to hang out with his friends.
>>77755534
He's got Resilient.
>>77755534
Depends on the run. Some days he's 2010s Bill Gates, some days he's 1990s Bill Gates. I'm pretty sure there's been at least one run which claimed Tony stole all his designs from someone else, which I guess makes him 1980s Bill Gates, too.
>>77754340
She's one of the top 5 most popular female X-men of all time and we all know the male X-men don't count unless they're Nightcrawler Wolverine Cyclops Gambit and uh.... Adam Xtreeeeeme.
>>77753621
I can't tell if we're just that bad in general or the crazies on our side are just that vocal.
>>77754951
not even, but as a spiderfag I empathize with the xfags
>>77755726
Did you ever see Stormfags?
>>77752728
He had to sell the Avengers Tower.
>>77755735
I think we all can emphatize with everyone at Marvel. I mean which character or franchise is living the best times right now.
>>77756075
pre secret war I would have said deadpool, but Im not sure whats going with him now, lost track
>>77756075
The Avengers books are the best they've been in decades.
>>77756075
Everyone in limbo that managed to gtfo? Eg Legion.
>>77756090
Deadpool is another tragedy waiting to happen. The writing is/will be good in the main book but he certainly won't be happy soon enough.
>>77756120
That's a very low bar anon.
What's this about Bendis making Characters Jewish? Has he done that before? I know he likes Kitty because of "muh tribe".
>>77754340
make scott gay
that'd be kind of hilarious
>>77756090
Here is the list of Deadpool books currently getting released:
>Deadpool by Duggan
>Spider-man/Deadpool by Kelly
>Deadpool/Cable by Niceiza (Mini)
>Uncanny Avengers by Duggan
>Deadpool: Bad Blood by Liefeld (Graphic Novel)
>Deadpool: Mercs for Money by Bunn
>Gwenpool by Hastings (One-shot + 3-part Howard the Duck back-up)
So, yeah, it's a pretty amazing time to be a deadpool fan.
>>77752964
no, the angry fans will talk about it online, and others who don't follow comics regularly and don't really are about contnuity will get curious and pick it up.
>>77756142
Ultimate Peter always used jewish slang but he was never explicitly stated to be jewish.
>>77755665
She WAS one the most popular X-men. But since they uglied her up for the movie, ditched her flying brick and southern accent and rogue thief boyfriend. And put her on magneto's dick, made her a super bitch without the powers that make that forgivable and endearing, and ditched the cajun...
She's one of the most disliked now.
>>77756134
They still cleared it!
>>77753206
Did you read Renew Your Vows? I honestly think that if not for Quesada, Slott would do a decent married Peter/MJ.
However, since Quesada's no married Spider-Man mandate stands, Slott tries to shoe-horn in his female characters. I will say that I think he legitimately dislikes Black Cat for some reason.
>>77756134
>Inhumans shit in one
>Teen drama shit in the other
>Miss America in the last
Only New is probably decent. The rest are quite the shit.
>>77754315
rogue becomes an inhuman
>>77756293
also meant for >>77756120 and >>77756213
>>77754472
mutants are faulty inhumans.
Rogue gets the power to fix them
![Jaime-Lannister-GIFs[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Q6BObB0.gif "Jaime-Lannister-GIFs[1].gif")
>>77752686
>>77756182
oh fuck.
I'm not american, and when I read that I thought it was just new york slang that had incorporated jewish slang
>>77752665
> Found out
How do you not KNOW these things about your own brother?
>>77756369
Nah, Jaime knew he's banging his sister. This would have... DRAMATIC REVEAL!
>>77756295
Long lost sister of Medusa and Crystal.
Then Johnny keks Medusa with Rogue.
>>77756160
Thanks for updating me, I feel bad for other marvel fans but I suffered through Way and was rewarded with NOW!pool and this.
Marvel can not be that stupid to make MJ Tony's fucking step-sister. No fucking way.
>>77752665
Jesus, MJ will bone all of the Marvel universe soon.
> Poor old ex Peter.
>>77756479
New York is first stop for immigration/refugees ( plus the whole jews and the media thing) so alot of stereotypical New York slang is Jewish slang as a result.
Not a fan of the pressure point techniques. Bit too much 60's Fung Fu or James Bond karate chop for my liking. What annoys you?
>>77757261
>House of M
>Laughing Red Skull.avi
>>77759275
>Was that a tickle?!
>That was your deltoid... Might not have /hurt/, but you won't be using that arm for the next few hours.
>Mutant Leader gets bodied in the next few minutes
It was so dumb. Cool, but dumb. Batman shivved. You saw. You saw!
>>77756873
What are you, thick? There is a Bendis-bug controlling Marvel. Do you even know what a Bendis-bug IS? Bendis is like a virus; He doesn't know how badly he fucks up characters. All he knows is retcon, fag, multiply. Without sanity to stop him, he'll CONSUME the Marvel universe. But do you think he'll stop there?
WRONG. VIRUSES. DO. NOT. STOP.
Once he's finished with all the popular characters he'll infect the rest of the Marvel cast until comic books and canon are nothing but a broken husk of forgotten dreams...
>>77760197
What hasn't he taken over?
Inhumans, Captain Marvel, and Black Panther are surely on Marvel and Bendis' list of things for him to do.
>>77760244
Hulk, Thor, and Captain America?
>>77760244
I guess i'm the only one here who watched Wreck it Ralph lately
>>77760244
>>77760197
At least his Moon knight run is not acknowledged in any way shape or form
