>>>/co/gfg
Thanksgiving Edition
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>>77719601
>>77719698
>Next episode: Early 2016, "Weirdmageddon III" 1 HOUR SERIES FINALE
ALEX CONFIRMS THE SHOW IS COMING TO AN END:
http://shmalexsmirsch.tumblr.com/post/133619326491/goodbye-gravity-falls
SHOP AT HOME WITH MR. MYSTERY
NEW UFO on a String, Nacho Necklace, Outtakes, Diving Helmet
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqu1KOkjaPsbmNw-5gVV8msSUkyonwTwK
'POCALYPSE PREPPIN'
Rememberance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=herpO24u_Mg
Governor of America:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5eJlHsmFd4
Checkmate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv-8BezSb6s
How'd It Happen?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLiNy-TZZiY
>"Weirdmageddon Part II: Escape From Reality" 1080p WEBrip Download:
https://mega.nz/#!75JQAJqa!1nIIJUFgRj14qPXUqGR9CeluU9VQTbT4-34JBDjUZ3I
>"Weirdmageddon Part I" 1080p WEBrip Download:
https://mega.nz/#F!lUR0gDaI!-EwHSPmKfjUzbtkeG5TjmQ
Buy "Gravity Falls: Legend of the Gnome Gemulets"!
games.disney.com/gravity-falls-legend-of-the-gnome-gemulets
More Downloads:
http://pastebin.com/w0rkRNfy
Fanart:
Archive (NSFW): http://gravityfalls.booru.org
Draw Room (gfg): http://skycow.us/whiteboard.swf (Come jerk with us!)
Mysteries/Lore:
Decoding: http://themysteryofgravityfalls.com
More decoding: http://rumkin.com/tools/cipher/
Cryptograms: http://gravityfalls.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_cryptograms
Don't screw up the OP.
>>77740281
Only Alex could turn an episode about how Mabel should stop living in a bullshit fantasy world and grow up about how Dipper is somehow wrong for having aspirations outside of the realms of his possessive and self-entitled sibling. I'm impressed but also mad.
>>77740281
A FINE BREAD
What are you thankful for this thanksgiving /gfg/?
>>77740347
Dipper's feet.
>>77740281
>No Ford
Also, why is Wendy even there?
OP take the skycow link out of the header next time. the gfg room no longer exists.
>>77740347
Boybox.
>tfw no Pacifica's Guide to Shopping
>tfw no Pacifica's Guide to Fashion
>tfw no Pacifica's Guide to Parties
>tfw no Pacifica's Guide to Planning the School Dance
If there was a new season what are the episode descriptions?
>>77740281
>Pines family gathering
>no Ford
>Bill included
More proof Bill will be defeated by getting permanently trapped inside Ford's body. Grunkle Bord.
And I guess they're also adopting McGucket as their surrogate Grunkle since the last one turned out to be a dud. Hot damn.
>>77740347
A decent future
>>77740151
Pacifica looks good in a dress.
>>77740294
Guess I'll re-post this.
>>77740281
>>77740376
>>77740427
Maybe he doesn't want to spoil newcasuals.
>>77740367
>>77740392
These are the correct answers
>>77740294
>>77740459
That's real fuckin neato.
>>77740459
I can't see Dipper and Robbie ever getting along, but I wouldn't have minded them turning out like this in the show. Like they're always sort of antagonistic, but they hang out anyway because they don't have many friends to choose from.And then they hatefuck while arguing about who screwed up worse with Wendy.
gotta love Gompers
hirsch better resurrect wendip before he crashes this series
>>77740556
What's she saying in that picture? How can Dipper understand her?
>>77740531
>but I wouldn't have minded them turning out like this in the show
Boyz Crazy was a perfect in for this, I'm slightly disappointed it didn't turn out that way.
>No Ford
>Mcgucket
Ford gonna die, Stan will take McG in so he isn't homeless anymore
>>77740710
Is this Alex's way of showing what people deserve when they don't listen to their family?
>>77740710
>Implying Stan won't die
>Implying Ford forgiving him won't bring Stan back to life
>>77740710
i think after the destruction of bill, mcgucket won't be insane anymore. maybe because bill restores mcguckets mind because he needs info from him or something else.
>>77740556
I'm a WenDip shipper and I don't feel like the series needs to end with the ship being confirmed.
However, being a WenDip shipper, I'd much enjoy implication of the two trying it out the next summer.
Actually, come to think of it, what exactly WOULD be an ideal post-Weirdmaggedon ending, when it comes time for Dipper and Mabel to leave Gravity Falls and head back home? Obviously, an invitation or a desire to come back again the next summer is on the table. But what other details would there be?
Given the Weirdmaggedon and Stan's post-apocalyptic posse, it looks like Candy and Grenda are going to be staying to see the two go, despite their previously mentioned plans.
>>77740432
Yup.
>>77740784
We'll see their birthday party for sure. Mabel and Dipper blowing out their candles will symbolize that they're moving on and whatnot.
I feel like they'll come up with an excuse to have Candy and Grenda attend their birthday.
>>77740736
>implying Bill wont die by chance
>>77740556
Oh, he resurrected it a countless time recently, and crashed it completely
>>77740784
>I'm a WenDip shipper
Kill yourself
>>77740554
The real question is whether Gompers is participating in the oddpocalypse because he's evil, or if he's more of a chaotic neutral type who goes with the flow.
>>77740876
>I feel like they'll come up with an excuse to have Candy and Grenda attend their birthday.
Again, if they had any reason to stay, it would be because flights out of Gravity Falls have been cancelled.
>>77740911
Not yet. I wanna see how it ends.
>>77740911
At least wendip has had build up through the whole show, unlike padippica which came out of one episode and no interaction since
>>77740938
>>77740948
Kill yourselves
>>77740900
Which is a complete waste of time in an already cramped season.
Not to mention a complete waste of screentime for Wendy.
>>77740459
>>77740886
My theory:
>Bill casually drops that he's the one that fucked the perpetual motion machine since lel, entropy
>Stan dies to stop Bill
>Ford cracks, makes for the shack, the others go after him
>They catch up to him just as he cracks open the dice case, crying as he slumps over the desk with it in his hand, just holding it, hand shaking, unable to bring himself to do it because he thinks with his head, not with his heart, even though he knows its the only chance
>Ford tries to talk himself out of it, points out how risky it is and it might free Bill again, so on so forth
>Dipper replies: What kind of person would risk everything for their sibling
>Ford goes quiet and replies: Stan would
Dice rolls
>>77740965
Fuck off back to >>>/t/umblr and leddit padipfag
>>77741001
Why are WenDip shippers this delusional?
>>77740861
need to be bigger.
>>77740932
He's gonna fight giant true-form Bill
I WANT IT TO HAPPEN
wouldn't an infinity-sided die cut everything to pieces or be a sphere or not be able to exist or something
>>77741018
Spoken like a true padippica fag
>>77740994
>credits roll
>>77741038
Why
Gompers will easier stomp Bill
Not much of a fight, really
>>77741038
He's Bill's greatest ally, actually.
The whore gives him his whole body.
>>77740983
I love it.
>>77741040
Well it's faces were shifting so I don't think it needed to have an infinite number of faces to have an infinite number of options.
>>77741040
Only if all sides are in this reality at the same time. He smuggled it across dimensions so maybe most of the dice exists 'outside'
Like the Craps equivalent of an Elder God.
>>77741029
>>77741071
Gompers is no whore
Him and Waddles's love will prevail
>>77740886
>>77740994
I think both Stan and Ford will die forgiving each other (this will erase the future in which Ford dies due to heart attack). After Bill is defeated, the crew goes to their funeral. Also, Stan's grave is 4 inches bigger than Ford's.
>>77740776
>maybe because bill restores mcguckets mind because he needs info from him or something else.
I wouldn't be surprised if that turns out to be the case.
Bill was looking at Ford when he said "Maybe someone needs to come out of retirement", but he was flashing images of the Journals, which McGucket likely also contributed to.
With the third researcher theory seemingly debunked, McGucket is the most obvious choice of person to interrogate about the barrier around the town. Bill thinks all the Journals are destroyed, and he knows Ford would literally rather die than work with him.
But McGucket's a soft touch: he's easily intimidated and not nearly so proud or willful as Ford. If Bill were able to restore his memories, I bet he could get answers out of Fiddleford by threatening his family.
I have to say, though, I'd be a little disappointed if McGucket's mind got fixed without Ford ever seeing him in the state he's in currently.
anyone else hate mabel during the episode?
Didn't she care that friends and family outside the bubble were hurting?
Why didn't Dipper just flat out explain that their parents were probably gonna be killed if they did nothing?
So seriously, what the fuck was the point of the Mabel bubble? Gideon's job was to protect the bubble. So it couldn't be there for Gideon, that makes no goddamn sense. It's be like it you charged your kid with not letting a piece of cake get eaten and the kid's reward was...to eat the same piece of cake. What the fuck? seriously, it makes NO fucking sense why Bill even did that, the plot is illogical and nonsensical. Just because they wanted to draw a bunch of lol so randumb shit I guess.
>>77741291
Well I suppose she didn't actually know the apocalypse was happening since she had no memory of her encounter with Bill.
>>77741291
The fact Stan and Ford seemed almost completely absent from her fantasy threw me off, she only cared enough about her brother to include a version of him in it.
>>77741291
>anyone else hate mabel during the episode?
She's normally my favorite character but she was a bitch in this episode. I miss Mabel from earlier eps, where she sometimes did stuff, and seemed to give a shit about other people.
>>77741291
Because in her mind she wasn't choosing between helping her friends and family or goofing off, she was choosing between the perfect fantasy world or the grim brutality of reality.
>>77741291
>>77741297
I really feel like "Weirdmageddon 2" should have been a two-part episode. I can understand they were rushed for time, but I still think it would have benefitted greatly from being a two-part episode. The first part could be everything up to the trial, and the second part would be the trial and aftermath.
I just really wanted to see more of the collapsing Mabeland.
>>77741291
She didn't know what was happening.
Getting her out of the bubble wouldn't have fixed the problem or her being afraid and in denial.
>>77741343
>I just really wanted to see more of the collapsing Mabeland.
You mean more of Dippy Fresh, don't you?
>>77741343
I think my dick should be in two parts so I could fuck your mom in both the pussy and the ass lol
>>77741319
Because neither Dipper or Wendy told her what was happening
>>77741340
>Because in her mind she wasn't choosing between helping her friends and family or goofing off
The thing that rubbed me the wrong way was when they showed the end of the world wasteland and told Dipper he would be kicked out into, probably to die. Mabel was just fine with that happening and replacing Dipper with Dipper Fresh until he reminded her he personally did shit for her. Mabel showed no sign of being "hypnotized." She was just great with her brother dying and being replaced with a Pod Person who was absolutely nothing like him. I can't imagine Dipper doing the same thing to Mabel, even for a second.
>>77741369
Using 4chan for the first time, kiddo?
>>77740983
In case you didn't notice it, that drawing was actually in the show. I think it's in character for Robbie. Does anyone remember what episode it was though?
>>77741368
Actually, yes. Like people in these threads have been saying, the notion that Mabel would go so far as to create a new version of her brother is disturbing at best. He could have served as more than a running gag.
Plus, we never got a look at him in the collapsing Mabeland. That would have been cool.
>>77741369
That's gross. You should have wished for two dicks instead of one dick cut in half.
>>77741411
Mabel's a bitch.
She's only nice to people so they'll shower her with attention. She only really cares about herself.
It would have meant a lot to me if they'd spent 30 seconds explaining why Bill made the bubble, like "this bubble will draw and trap all of my potential enemies," or...anything. Dipper got this big exposition monologue towards the beginning that only told us what we already know, a few second to clarify what the point of all this bullshit was would be very much appreciated.
>>77741208
Calling it now
>both Stan and Ford argue who's going to sacrifice themselves
>Stan ends up giving up his life for his family and GF
>town people think Ford's the one who saved them
>gets a huge golden statue built ontop of the old town founder statue
>has achieved something to show for his life
>only the mystery shack crew knows what really happened
>only 1 Stan was ever in town, the other died in a car crash
>Ford writes Stan's legacy in his journal
>>77741411
>Waffle guard: "Prepare to be banished from this land forever!"
>Dipper: "Mabel! You're smarter than this! Bill has you hypnotized or something! Are you really going to let them banish me?"
>Mabel: "No! Of course not! That's my brother, guys! There's gotta be another way!"
Did we watch the same episode?
>>77740983
>>77740459
The one who requested the 3DS drawing, thanks a ton for it. These cute pics of them warms my heart. You're the best boybox.
>>77741438
>Sock Opera was better Weirdmaggedon II than the actual episode.
>Mabel realized that she wasn't caring about Dipper emotions and amended things with him at the end.
Requests¿
>>77741291
Looked like there was some form of mind control going on: when she snapped out of it with the hug, she mentioned about how she suddenly found the place annoying and saccharine.
I'm trying to fan-save it, yeah, because she was being a collosal cunt in this episode otherwise
>fuck everyone else
>all that matters is that I don't have to feel bad anymore
Mabel Pines, folks
>>77741476
Okay, so why the hell was Mabel actively fighting for Dipper to get kicked out during the courtroom scene (and totally chill with it, too) if she didn't want that?
This complain could have been solved if, if Mabel won, Dipper would agree to stay in the bubble with her with no further complaints. Instead, they said Dipper would get kicked out and replaced by Dipper Fresh if Mabel won.
Mabel proceeded with happily trying to win.
????
>>77741526
JUMBO GOMPERS FIGHTING GIANT TRUE-FORM BILL
>>77741433
>the notion that Mabel would go so far as to create a new version of her brother is disturbing at best.
That's something I've been wondering, I don't think Mabel ever created him. Remember when the chinchilla appeared and she said that Mabeland knows what you want before you do? I think the bubble did that with everything, it makes the inhabitant believe they want things that they don't and convinces them they created it. Hence why it stopped responding when Mabel wanted to leave. Things like Dippy were thrown in to stir the pot and further the divide between Dipper and Mabel.
>>77741431
Love God.
>>77741526
What kind of requests? Drawing? Writing? Singing? Dancing? Voice-acting? House chores?
>>77741526
Comic of this >>77740994
>>77741564
Right; that's another element of Mabeland that was never expanded upon entirely. It would have been interesting if, at a point during Mabeland's collapse, it was revealed more directly that the entire world was one living entity, and possibly another one of Bill's cronies from wherever he came from.
>>77741529
>I'm trying to fan-save it
I am too, but the episode did a shit job of making this and other things clear.
Oh, Mabel was mind controlled (even thought that wasn't made clear at all).
Oh, the bubble was intended as a trap for the protagonists (although it wasn't clear why the bubble even existed).
And so on.
>>77741554
She thought she was the Supreme Goddess of Mabelland. If she wanted Dipper banished she would have just let it happened, she instead wanted to continue arguing with Dipper and used her dictatorship to make him play along. She probably thought that if Dipper lost he would have been convinced to stay with her forever and she could just change the rules with a wave of her hand and then she and Dipper and Soos and Wendy could live happily ever after.
She didn't realize that she only created Megawaddles and the Tubular Duo and the rest was Bill's work and her control was an illusion. Mabel makes bad decisions when she doesn't have enough information to know the stakes.
>>77741526
Wendy sitting on Dipper's lap.
Despite the show of affection, Dipper is literally being crushed and can no longer feel his legs.
>>77740967
>in 2A, wendip shut down completely after only 2 episodes
>no cringey wendip obsession so far after that, and that's a good thing
>in 2B, the writer resurrected it again in a more cringey way
>making a meta jokes about it in RA, and taking a jab to the same-age headcanon in part 2
What the fuck do you want, Alex?
>>77741653
I almost wonder if "Roadside Attraction" was meant to be a 2A episode that never got produced in time to air in that season.
The lack of Ford really illustrates that point.
>>77741653
Clearly, Alex wants more WenDip
Alex is an addict and WenDip is his woman
>>77741526
Dippy Fresh version of this pic, i know its based on some other one but i forget what it's from.
>>77741526Dippy Fresh eating out Dipper
>>77741554
The episode was fucking strange. Yeah, Mabel acted egoistical before, but i don't think the writers or even Alex wanted her to go as far as to do what she did there. I bet there was some of mind control involved there, maybe Bill cipher was really present during the whole episode.
>>77741554
There's obviously some internal conflict, as she could've had the waffles kick him out, but wanted to make him see her side of things. Notice the Mabel Jury was speechless once Dipper started convincing her and didn't interrupt the hug.Only in a GF thread can you take talking about clone juries and guard waflles seriosuly
>>77741592
Nudes.
>>77741615
>although it wasn't clear why the bubble even existed
I genuinelly thought it was going to be related to "I want it to stay summer forever". What we got dissapointed me.
Ah well. Here's hoping for Paciffica-Dipper moments in the next epiosde.
>>77741777
>>77741713
>>77741641
>>77741615
>>77741529
>>77741564
Good job guys. You are restoring my faith in this show.
>>77741830
>Ah well. Here's hoping for Paciffica-Dipper moments in the next epiosde.
There will be one.
They will awkwardly reference her hugging him once and agree to never speak of it again.
Also Mabel thought that she was going to lose Dipper and that convincing him to stay in Mabelland was the only way for them to continue being together. As soon as he said he was going to go home with Mabel instead of being Ford's apprentice they made up.
>>77741880
No. Don't. I need this, anon.
Let me hope, at least.
>>77741526
stancest
>>77740281
Probably all of you already noticed about this but I´m gonna post it anyway
So, people noticed Hectorgon was on fire in the Fearamid dance scene, presumably as a side effect of Pyronica shitting/vomiting him back out.
But nobody's pointed out yet that Pyronica was doing the fucking Charleston on the dance floor.
>>77741880
She'll drag him off into a closet and there'll be 30 seconds of straw at the bottom of a milk shake sound effect, while Wendy and Mabel avoid each others gaze.
Stan'll high five him once he comes out and it will never be spoken of again.
>>77741673
And Alex only implied "maybe doing a research in his basement or something" related to this.
Remember, wherever this episode going to be put, it'll never change the course of the story.
-Gathering allies and Final battle
-Funeral
-Birthday party
-Town farewell and epilogue
In one hour?
>>77742155
44 minutes, minus intro and credits.
>>77741134
BIGGER
>season 1 and 2A
>Alex hypes the show up for its lore and mystery elements
>season 2B
>Alex says the mystery and lore elements aren't important, it's about the characters and emotions
lol
>>77742155
There's no way this isn't going to be a clusterfuck.
>>77742188
I'm hoping for no commercials
>>77742188
2 intros and 2 credits. We're missing 2 end cards so it's just going to be 2 episodes aired back to back.
>That Aladdin reference
>Full song includes "No one tell us no, or say we're only dreaming... I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far, I can't go back to where I used to be."Lore
"
>>77741208
I forget, what's the significance of his grave being four inches bigger?
>>77742188
>You forgot the fact that they will trim the intro
>Or maybe that they will change it with a more triumphant one.
>>77741943
>Pyronica corruption through vore
The show will be dead before this can be explored.
>>77742146
I feel like it should have been after "The Love God", since that could have had some set up for Dipper's brief resurgence in his thing for Wendy. Hell, it could even be placed right after "Into The Bunker" for a more direct continuation of the WenDip story.
>>77741471
Nope.
>both Stan and Ford argue who's going to sacrifice themselves
>while they were arguing, Soos already did it
>>77741641
This, like the mind control explanation, requires fan guessing. This isn't genuinely played as a subtle piece of art that requires interpretation. Even with genuine plot holes and mistakes, fans can ALWAYS justify anything, but we shouldn't have to.
>>77742286
What about the person to the left though?
>>77741948
>dipper came out from the closet
>woah, kid, why is there suddenly a lot of cash in your pocket?
>>77742225
>Unless they decide to turn it into a one hour movie at the last minute.
>>77741526
Alex and Emmy in the Star Wars pose over the corpses of Manzi and the Nedroid guy. JUST version of Alex to replace Vader optional
Favorite /gfg/ moment?
>>77742326
>I... I earned it
>>77742118
They didn't do a full nude version, if I recall correctly. The only other one I have saved from that thread has her wearing underwear:
https://my.mixtape.moe/ngzzlu.gifForgot my link.
>>77742322
Anyone you want it to be, anon. It could even be you.
>>77741526
Mabel Jury getting too affectionate with Dipper
>>77742342
The arrival of boybox our lord and savior.
>>77742342
>>77742358
Dipper won't stay in GF to be Ford's apprentice, but would he stay to be Pacifica's pet?
Would Stan sell him and write a fake letter to his parents?
>>77742342
Alex's one-night-only flockdraw visit. does anyone have the images? there was Lanky Kong, Wendy cutting the grass, satanic Mickey, and Mabel wearing a Pink Floyd sweater from what i remember
>>77742361
I'm saving this thread
>>77742318
They don't have time to explain everything explicitly, they already shaved seconds off the intro to get the episode to fit. You have to extrapolate off the information given.
None of what I said was a huge leap of faith or anything, it's all based on what is shown in the episode.
>>77742358
>is this some kind of magic closet? I need more, now get back in there!
>wait, wait, grunkle staaaaan
>>77742342
Who is this semen demon?
>>77740938
>>77740784
>I'd much enjoy implication of the two trying it out the next summer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuedZ1Y_dU4
After the knife-twisting from the Roach-Patrol-Wendy scene, we're probably not gonna get any more interaction between her and Dipper. The finale will focus on beating Bill and bidding farewell to the Grunkles, one way or the other.
Best we can hope for is leaving things open, but Hirsch might throw in narration of "We never did go back to Gravity Falls, but we'll always remember that amazing summer'.
>>77742424
>Stan sets up a sign and a velvet rope
>Women and girls line up to take a turn with the "Dip-spenser"
>"Dr. Medicine approved"
>>77742462
>We didn't go back to Gravity Falls the next summer.
>Instead, Gravity Falls came to us.
>>77742427
Some girl who wasn't sure where to get the download links for the episodes so she started taking pictures of herself and took photo requests I think
>>77742310
>put it right after into the bunker or Love God
>before NMM
Imagine how much candip shipper would be if that happened
>>77742118
Found it:
http://49.media.tumblr.com/dfac571ff07b72792a86a8650b2a7918/tumblr_nxbe33rJ5M1uggkc4o1_1280.gif
>>77742424
>Behold! The Sexy Wolf-boy! Part Boy! Part Wolf! ALL sex!
>He lets you blow him if you throw dollars
>Grunkle Stan, this has to be illegal
>Eh, you'll thank me once ya hit puberty properly. Know what I'm sayin', Pacifica! Good to see you; want to hire him for the afternoon as usual am I right?
>>77742496
Sounds fun. Wish I were there.
I'd have asked for a picture of her with hershoe on her head.
>>77742508
I assume "much" equals "mad"?
Because yeah, the only thing worse than killing one ship before sparking another is to kill two ships before sparking a third.
>>77742529
Yes please!
>>77742522
damn.
>>77742342
>Favorite /gfg/ moment?
When someone figured out the kolus totem poll by the shack was a MASSIVE hint not only for the Stan-twin theory, but that Stanley had taken Ford's identity.
Alex recorded this within a day or two of that thread:
https://soundcloud.com/shmebulock/soos-reacts
Pic related is from when Alex & Roiland got drunk and came to hang with us.
don't worry i'm just testing something
Will we ever see the unaired pilot in all of its horrifying glory?
>>77742655
I think the only way that would ever happen is if they do decide give Gravity Falls a proper blu-ray release.
>>77742655
Disney will hold onto until they want to milk out a special dvd. If they don't Dvd then we gotta wait for some guy to leak it.
>>77742621
Yeah, the loreposting in the weeks leading up to NWHS was definitely a high point for my time here
>>77742745Even if a lot of it turns out to have been bullshit
http://imgur.com/a/paeJA
Assuming they save the day an the offer was still on the table, should Dipper become Ford's apprentice?
>>77742778
That tends to be the case when speculating
>who is the true villain of Gravity Falls
Why did Alex try to bait?
>>77742655
Maybe only if the finale was terrible and people give Alex lots of shit he might
>>77742787
No. Do you really think Dipper wants to spend his years going on adventures in Gravity Falls? How ridiculous is that?
>>77742546
Nah, the candip shipper would assume the pamflet that dipper gave to her in the end is the sign of the new friendship between them, and a possible romance in the future because there are no one else to shipped him with right now.
Then suddenly NMM happened, do you think they'll despise padippica if RA was put long before NMM?
>>77742462
hat
swapping
>go to walmart for christmas shopping
>see obese neckbeard with gravity falls hat and star wars jacket
Which one of you was it?
>>77742787
Ford is more emotionally stunted than Dipper is and Dipper is twelve. An apprenticeship would be unhealthy as fuck for Dipper.
It'd be better if both the twins move in with the Stans, who reconcile and teach both of them their respective skills while they also go to school in Gravity Falls.
>>77742778
The thrid one was kinda right about Stan pretending to be Ford
>>77742803
GF is his attempt at mystery
>>77740932
Because hes a fucking goat. They dont have alliances. they are a force of nature.
>>77742522
Awesome! Thanks! Know who made it?
>>77742930
>Ford the scientist who can give Dipper actual qualifications isn't suitable because he has issues
>Dipper should stay with the person with more issues and less legitimacy
>Dipper should not have the things he wants and should give them up because his sister doesn't like skype calls
>>77742877
>77
I want them tojump into the bottomless pit together,with swapped hats.
then pop back out
>>77742896
wow, you finally made it to a mall. Tomorrow you walk again and make some friends.
>>77742787
Not without Stan around to keep Ford in check.
Setting aside the question of whether Dipper would have been happy with Ford's lifestyle (and day to day life without Mabel), D&MvtF left me with the distinct impression Ford might accidentally get Dipper killed someday. He's not great at assessing Dipper's limitation or preparing him for problems in advance. All through 2B he's been kind of negligent with the twins, handing out dangerous items and putting them in harm's way without making sure they didn't need help.
With Stan to remind Ford the kids are still young and in need of some protection, things would go much more smoothly.
>>77743026
Ikimaru's art is s h i t
![79e0c340db[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2r6UwSX.jpg "79e0c340db[2].jpg")
>>77743028
>>77743009
The episode was about Dipper and Mabel both putting away childish things so that they could "grow up together," like Dipper said.
Only problem is that Dipper didn't really have a childish fantasy.
>>77742896
Nice blog post, cunt
>>77743069
Putting Ford on a pedestal is pretty childish
>>77742994
>Jumbo Gompers will burst in and kill Bill and his cronies
>then he'll turn on the heroes
Madness
Pure madness
>>77743009
Stan has hella issues but his interactions with Mabel and Dipper are much more emotionally healthy than Ford's.
Can you imagine if Ford actually did adopt Dipper as an apprenticeship how his relationship with Mabel would work? Ford would be constantly picking away at the relationship, assuming that Mabel is 'holding him back' and he's just wasting time talking to Mabel he could be spend doing science.
>>77743120
>Multibear shows up
>Ultimate battle for the fate of the universe
What kind of part do you think she's going to play at the finale?
>>77743026>bottomless-pit freefall /ss/
>>77743069
Mabel didn't put away childish things. She didn't put away shit. She got to tie Dipper down and keep him next to her, away from his aspirations. She got her 'endless summer'.
>>77743135
>Mabel is 'holding him back'
She is though. Like she legitimately is. She's trying to stop him from being successful and something he'd enjoy because she is possessive and needy. It's ok to be sad about it. And she's a dumb kid. That's ok. My issue is how is has been handled by the writers. Constantly. Dipper is yet again portrayed as being in the wrong for doing nothing really questionable and has be bend over backward to placate his sister. Meanwhile Mable doesn't need to grow up or be a better person at all simply because she has a positive disposition. It gets to me that this continued right to the conclusion, I really like this show.
fuck this recent episode man. i've got a twin sister who is funny and everyone likes too, and this hurts to watch. this stuff in the flashbacks would happen to me.
feels so bad when that kid told mable "I can't believe *that* guy is your brother", that's what they told my sister too
>>77743069
>Dipper didn't really have a childish fantasy.
How practical would Dipper staying with Ford have been, really?
I guess, best case scenario, Dipper would have gotten a high school diploma via home schooling. And then he would have worked with Ford. No university degrees, but you don't need one for chasing cryptids anyway. As long as he doesn't want to publish his research, that's okay.
Where would they have gotten money to live off of, though? Ford's grant money couldn't last forever. And "Stanford Pines" is a known criminal with a lengthy record that will haunt him for the rest of his life.
Would Ford consent to selling his inventions, knowing the attention he would receive if he tried to patent any of his designs? Publishing his findings would also raise his public profile. Maybe Dipper's parents would help pay for Dipper's expenses as a kid, but that wouldn't last forever.
Fast forward 25 or 30 years, when Ford was supposed to die at the age of 92. Let's say he's kept himself and Dipper in comfort somehow all this time. Has Dipper miraculously become an inventor too, despite showing no real technical aptitude as a kid? Would he have started a family of his own, even though Ford likely wouldn't have approved of it? If so, how is Dipper going to pay his own family's way without any job qualifications in the real worldassuming he didn't hook up with a rich bitch like Pacifica, of course?
I mean, you can make up ways for it to work: dipper could become a bestselling novelist, or something. But in a lot of ways, following in Ford's footsteps would have been a retreat from reality. That wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing if you ask me (the real world tends to suck anyway), but I can see exactly why it would be a risky decision.
So what ship is endgame
>inb4 mabill troll
>>77743338
I just hope they make everyone useful and badass in the last episode.
There was a time when threads were kind
and their theories were new
and their lore, inviting.
There was a time when we were blind
And the ships got along
And the fics were exciting
There was a time...
Then it all went wrong
I dreamed of /gfg/ gone by
When hope was high, and ships worth shipping
I dreamed that Hirsch would never lie
I dreamed he knew what he was doing.
Then I was new, and unafraid
And trips were made and used, and wasted
No shitpost needed to be made
Like clockwork they were copypasted
But the Hack, he comes at night
With his show slowly degrading
As he tears up Manzi's heart
As he turns your ships to shame!
We spent 3 years upon his show
He filled our threads with endless wonder
He led us on, and now we know
He didn't care when 2b came
And still I dream for /gfg/
That Grav'ty Falls will come together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are clues that will not matter
I had a dream the end would be
Much better than this shit I'm seeing
So much that this show could have been
Now Hirsch has killed my /gfg/
Damn this general's gotten retarded
>>77743380
This assumes that Dipper being cut off from his family and society in favour of an apprenticeship with Ford is a good thing.
>>77743429
>"I can't believe that guy is your brother."
The proper response to that would be "get the fuck out of my face and if you ever talk shit about my brother I will never speak to you again."
>>77743494
Calm down reddit
>>77743435pinescest, duh
>>77743028
it was you, wasn't it fatty
I really don't understand what is going through the mind of someone who looks at Ford and thinks 'hmm yes this is a person that should be responsible for the physical and mental well-being of a child to the exclusion of all others'.
>>77743523
>Cut from his family
1. Ford is his family
2. Phones and the internet exist. Also you're acting as if Mabel wont be able to visit and Dipper will never be able to get time off for his family
>>77743592If you're going to word it like that, you could say that about 90% of parents.
>>77743435
Me?
>>77743567
Duh, indeed.
>>77743608
Severely limited access to his family and never in-person.
This is assuming Dipper's parents would even be okay with that shit and Ford wasn't talking out of his ass because he was excited to have a new daytime nurse.
>>77743453
has this been updated yet?
>>77742155
>Funeral
No one important is going to die.
>>77743622
Well yeah but Ford is even more so. I mean assuming the government is just gonna function as normal with this family after all these shenanigans, CPS would be all over his arse. "It's okay to give children crossbows, right?"
>>77742155
Maybe they'll do what Monk did and make the first half hour an intense resolution and the second an epilogue on the show.
>>77743453
Now this is hackposting.
>>77743338
>>77743444
when I first realized what the Weirdmageddon story was going to be, I really hoped all along for a background character army raid on Bill
>>77742778
I can't believe people actually believed Stan swapped bodies with his identical twin. What would the point even be?
>>77743775
>>77743794
I think that was two parallel theories getting mashed together, one where Stan is an imposter, one where Stan has a twin brother.
>>77740609
>Boyz Crazy was a perfect in for this
How so?
>>77742778
Most of it sounds a lot more interesting and creative than what we got.
>>77740983
cute
>>77744016
ur cute
>>77741943
This is pertinent information. Actually, this is the most significant thing that happened this entire episode.
>>77740983
Hey Boybox can you draw Dipper jerking Robbie off with a cum shot please?
>>77743453
wow manzi this is bretty gud. ya still need help tho
>>77743692
shit the only update I can think of is removing Manzi...
>>77740983
>Dipper making fun of somebody else for being spergy about Wendy
Can I just air a long held grievance i've kept to myself? I hate Bill. I hate him. He is the most annoying fucking cartoon villain that has ever existed. His voice is shrill and nasally,He sounds like fucking spongebob. He God mods like mad. He's just obnoxious and annoying. I am so sick of hearing about how great Bill is and sick of seeing the triangle fuckers carry on about him. Bill is nothing but Alex Hirsch's God mod OC.
>>77744288
Go to bed, Manzi.
Lets have some fun. Add your text. Lets make Alex say some funny things!
>>77744288
Your opinion isokay.
>>77744384
It's billshit
>tfw used to defend Mabel in these threads
>mfw WeirdII just made me realize how bad of a character she is atp
feels bad
>>77744333
>Alex
>driving
>>77743523
It's Dipper's fuckin choice. If he goes to CalTech and Mabel gets into Mexican Community Art College is she going to pull this fucking guilt trip shit again
Dipper needed to figure out he didn't want to be Ford's apprentice on his own not be forced by Mabel's literal daydream tantrum into persuading him
God I hate Mabel so much now I can't believe I'm agreeing with /gfg/
Can anyone explain why this ugly drunken little dwarf is getting universal praise for being a lazy little cunt? I really wanna know how the Hirsch lovers can keep on defending this little asswipe. He killed yet ANOTHER show. Notice a pattern of either cancellation or decline in quality of everything he touches? This guy is fucking cancer. Between his drinking problem and bringing that scraggly boney whore Manzi around the studio to annoy the shit out of the staff and voice talent how id Disney put up with this shit? Hope that one storyboard artist follows through with his threat and stabs him to death in the ball sack and i hope that skinny cunt Manzi gets AIDS from Charlie Sheen. What am i saying? That skinny whore is probably the one who infected Sheen. Keep trying to suck your way into showbiz slut. Again fuck Hirsch. And who cares if that Pans labyrinth spic likes you. Hes the fucking mexican M.Night Shaylaman. Hacks love hacks. Go fuck yourself midget.
>>77744471
This is a strange new twist to Manziposting.
>>77744471
FUCK YOU ALEX FUCK YOU YOU AINT SHIT I FUCKIN OWN THE VN BOARDS
>>77744471
>Hes the fucking mexican M.Night Shaylaman
Alex is Mexican?
Does that mean he gave Manzi a Dirty Sanchez?
Is that why she's so mad?
>Manzi literally begging for /gfg/ to fuck off and leave her alone and that she doesn't come on the board
>/gfg/ still blames every anti-Alex on her
wot
>>77744471
Woah, Manzi, don't be so hard on yourself. Let's talk this through, okay?
>>77742803
Why did Alex bait that Dipper would be feeling distrustful of Stan post NWHS and then absolve Stan in the first episode post
>mfw 77777777 has been "about one day away" for several days now
I need dubs
>Mabel will throw a tantrum of literal epic denial proportions if her brother tries to escape her side like in Summerween or Weird-II
>Mabel will also ask her disembodied brother if the demon possessing his body can wait until after she impresses the boy she met a week ago
>>77744521
Its a meme.
>>77744492
Is it so hard to believe maybe alot of people hate Alex now? That last episode was the most autistic shit i have ever seen. I was getting a headache from watching it. How can you expect people not to get angry? Season one was gold. Pure solid gold. Which makes me wonder what happened. Did someone leave the show after season one kind of like how Larry David left Seinfeld? Once the person with all the good ideas and stories left Alex was left on his own with all his anti capitalist sjw bullshit and moral lessons shit. And that's another thing,I am sick and tired of this loser lecturing to us all like he's some all knowing wise sage and its his job to educate and enlighten us. Attacking 12 yr olds on twitter because the little shits like shipping? He basically killed this show and raped its dead body.
>>77744617
Its not a meme when its true. And what the fuck is up with another hiatus? Will you just air your shit stain finale and end this torture you sadistic little cunt? Just dragging out our misery to the very end huh Alex? Seriously faggot why do you want to be hated so badly?
>>77744629
Matt Chapman left
I presume Alex's relationship with Ariel took a turn for a worse considering how fucking badly he's kicking Dipper's cunt in and how much he's striving to put Mabel on a pedestal and failing and throwing a shitstorm when the fans don't like it
>>77744629
Manzi, its time to stop.
>>77744629
>>77744654
Stop, my sides can't take it anymore.
>>77742342
the creation of japity falls
>>77744593
Hey, Summerween at least was justified, they were being chased by a monster. Leave it out of this.
>>77742383
I was in the thread that this was originally posted in.
I haven't laughed so hard at a GFG thread.
>>77744756
Dipper wouldn't have been in a bad mood and ticked off the monster by slamming the door if Mabel hadn't kept harassing him about going when he clearly didn't want to
>>77744689
Oh I got more. And what's this shit with trying to make him into a ladies man? Look at this fucking hook nosed,pointed chin having,balding four foot tall faggot. Like Manzi was a catch? She looked like fucking Andy Dick in a blonde wig. What woman would want a obnoxious little drunken commie? The fucking retard can't even drive. CAN'T EVEN DRIVE! The fucking loser has to get rides everywhere. Oh and one more thing,how long do you think it will be till it comes out the faggot was fired for being so drunk at that awards show? Bank on it. He was completely sloshed.
>>77744666
But Chapman didn't left after Season one, he also wrote NWHS and Society of the blind eye.
>>77742204
This
>That season one and 2A finale
>the most serious thing I've ever seen in American animation
>IT DOESN'T MATTER GUYS, YOU WANT MORE MABEL? LMAO.
1000000000000% RAGE
>>77744808
Like i said. Fuck this midget bitch. I hope you get stabbed in your man twat Hirsch.
>>77744806
All 2A
2B onward is without him and 2B is an abortion
>>77744787
Him being fired certainly makes more sense than just walking away from this
>>77743435
Stan o' War
>>77744787
You post that pic, he looks manly in this one.
>>77744875
OF COURSE IT DOES. Granted it was probably very polite and courteous but He was fired none the less. That fucking tumblr post was so transparent its pathetic.
Future prediction. Alex Hirsch is exposed as a pedophile and Disney admits they fired him for touching a kid on a studio tour.
Alright, so, so far
Ford, the "competent, steadfast, smarter" twin:
>Actively chose to make a deal with the most evil being in Gravity Falls
>Needed to be rescued in nearly every major outing he's been on
>Created tons of unnecessary drama and tension between the family during a moment of crisis
>Refused to tell either twin about the true important of the snowglobe, which ultimately resulted in Bill's evil plan working
>Got defeated and captured barely in hour into the final boss fight
Meanwhile
Stan, the "dumb, greedy, incompetent twin"
>Single-handedly built a fucking Stargate to save his brother using only a third of his brother's scattered notes and finished it in a fucking day when found the last parts
>Loves his family unconditionally and did everything he could to keep the drama to a minimum even it was clear it was out of his hands
>Had the foresight to copy ALL of his brother's notes down so even though Bill destroyed the journals they still have all the information they need to defeat him
>Raised a rebellion with the surviving citizens of Gravity Falls and is currently beating back Bill's minions with them
I mean, I ain't tryin' to be a hater, I love both characters, but for how Ford's been acting towards Stan and the way he's been treating him he's really coming up short when you stack the two together.
