That was the jingle for the popular segment, "Anon's Diary", excerpts of which we like to read each week.
Let's get straight into it
I'm going to have an observation about something that, while creative and well meaning, is ill informed. I sure hope no sanctimonious atheists don't overreact and pick apart everything I say.
If moths had eyes would they 'appier?
How do they know they're not dead?
A caveman hunting for food, but not before he styles the 'air on his head
What would last longer in dinosaur times? A blind man didn't stand a chance
Not with all those rocks about
I'd rather be a blind moth
It would be spiteful to put a jellyfish in a trifle
Well I'm gonna make an actual valid point, but not word it as best I could and while I try clear up the confusion I hope no fat fuck talks over me until he convinces everyone he's right and I'm wrong and then immediately change the subject not allowing me to prove him wrong.
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>>77670418
O HOHOHOHOHO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?
JESUS BLOODY MARY PFHAHAHAHA
You're telling me you have a point? Well you have to list three other similar points to support so the other athiests and I can have a right giggle
>>77670392
Did Karl actually think moths had no eyes?
Did Ricky and Steve actually just go along with that, believing moths are eyeless animals?
>>77670392
This fucking destroys me every time.
>>77670310
>sanctimonious atheists
you sound like a butthurt religiousfag
>hurr he dun beleb wut i beleb
>HE BAAADDDDDDDD
>>77671333
It was part of his diary where he wrote down news stories or something. I don't remember heres the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d1WiQ1_wRs
>>77671545
nope
>>77671545
You're a gentleman and a scholar, sir.
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>>77670418
>>77670611
Karl Sympathizers are cancer.
He's an idiot and an asshole. If you agree with him, you're probably an idiot and an asshole as well.
Also, samefag much?
>>77671794
Here's your (You)
fat, sanctimonious attention-whoring twat with a face like a fucking rat
>>77671901
He introduced Karl to the world. He can be as much of an obnoxious cunt as he wants.
>>77670310
So, I been thinkin, Superman, aight? Now 'e's and alright bloke, innit? Goes out an 'elps people when they need it. 'cept, what if they don't need it?
>karl, what do you mean?
Well, like, if they're callin' him up for just regular stuff. stuff he shouldn't be botherin' with. "oh superman, me plumbin's on the mix again". 'e's a busy man, that. can't be goin' in and fixing' plumbing all the time.
>Karl, I don't think fixing plumbing is something Superman would do.
>Does superman even know HOW to fix plumbing? He's more of a fly-and-punch sort of man.
>Yeh, but maybe Clark Kent knows how.
Listen, all I'm sayin' is, Clark can fix his own plumbin' then if 'e knows 'ow. Don't be callin' up Superman.
>oh my god
>Rick, do you think he...
>Karl, do you not know who superman IS?
... red trousers, flies around, x-ray eyes, innit?
>oh Karl...
>>77671901
>fat
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>>77670611
Yes, that's the fucking joke, you oversensitive shitmunchers.
They're doing it because it makes for funnier segments. Sure, they could just accept what Karl actually meant and leave it at that, but then Karl wouldn't have to explain it further and the show would be shit.
So they incessantly pick apart everything he says to force him to say more, hence making the show funnier.
Do you genuinely believe these are real conversations they have every day just hanging out?
http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/23/karl-pilkington-wont-be-reuniting-with-ricky-gervais-or-acting-ever-again-5521332/
>Karl Pilkington won’t be reuniting with Ricky Gervais, or acting, ever again
Oop.
>>77672553
>Thankfully this doesn’t mean he’ll stop getting up-close-and-personal with animals and indigenous tribes for various TV shows.
Phew. That's all I really want from him.
>>77671333
>Did Karl actually think moths had no eyes?
You do realize this is all FAKE right?
>>77672779
>it's all merely an act! karl is a master actor playing a role
>>77671333
Ricky and Steve, especially Ricky, aren't as smart as they think they are.
Ricky once said Gorillas don't have opposable thumbs
>>77672272
10/10
>>77672779
What is this, /asp/?
>>77672916
My brother seems to think so after following his Twitter for a while. At least to an extent.
karl sometimes makes some interesting philosophical arguments desu. he kinda reminds of pic related
actually w/ the way he talks about his parents i wouldnt be surprised if some kind of psychosis ran in his family
>>77672916
i cant tell if that makes him more or less genius
>>77673566
Shit, never made this connection before, but I can kinda see it. Maybe if Bill wasn't so depressing.
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>>77673359
have you ever seen Ricky's stand up? He tells a lot of the same jokes as he does in the podcasts.
>>77671666
>Reddit Wolverine
>>77675379
kek
>>77673038
Yeah, but Ricky is the dumbest person in that room.
>>77675284
That's cause he steals everything from Karl
