You are in charge of directing the coming MCU Christmas Special. How do you do it?
Special restriction. By contract, Robert Downey Junior and Samuel L. Jackson can only appear for 5 minutes, or you'll blow the budget.
Wait, which hero will be the token Jew to talk about Hanukkah?
>>77617734
Isn't Jessica Jones Jewish?
Nick Fury as Santa, cameo-ing at the end.
Have it be about D-day trying to get to this big X-mas party, but can't leave his house cause the aliens from the Avengers are outside. Guest stars keep dropping in.
>>77617734
Luke Cage.
>>77618028
>D-day
Who?
>>77618046
Bakka, Luke Cage is there to talk about Kwanza
>>77618311
He can't hog Black Panther's business
>>77618344
Glad no one takes that holiday seriously
>>77618079
D-Man.
Fucking spell corrector
>>77618531
I fucking hate autocorrect.
The Special' main plot will be about Vision, about to live his first Christmas and wondering all along what is actually the true spirit of Christmas.
>Robert Downey Junior can only appear for 5 minutes
There will be a running joke about everyone asking "where is Tony" and People keep telling he is about to be there. Several time, the audience will be fooled into thinking he is finally there, but every time, it will be something else: some dude from Fed-ex bringing a package, that T.V. dude from Iron Man 3 who cut his beard the same way Tony did, Stan Lee, a trash can.
When Tony finally arrive, everyone cheer and applaud for 1 minutes; he soon has to go to help Santa deliver presents.
The true Christmas happens when both JARVIS and Ultron agree to sit on the same table and dine peacefully wit the rest of their friend. On that moment, to be just there passing an happy time with his family, Vision finally understand the true meaning of Christmas.
>Aunt May Got Run Over By A Reindeer
>>77618531
A new character, just for the show. Quick, find an actor to play it.
>>77618605
You mean Uncle ben?
>>77618311
>>77618344
Luke Cage, War Machine, Black Tiger and Heimdall all have to fight to decide who has to talk about Kwanza. They all try to lose on Purpose.
THor ask what is the point of all this. Thor also try to mention several time how Christmass started as a Pagan holiday that celebrate the winter solstice but he kept being interrupted every time.
