>GRANT WARD'S WILD RIDE HAS NO END Edition
Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight with the second half of Season 3!
Ep 16: "Paradise Lost" [Apr 12th]
S.H.I.E.L.D. hunts for information on their dangerous new enemy, and a shameful secret from Malick's past is exposed, threatening to destroy his Hydra legacy.
* Agents of SHIELD has been renewed for a 4th Season! *
>Where can I watch the episode?
http://streamfare.com/abc.html
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
Both of these were recommended in the last thread and should be streaming the episode.
>What else do I need to know about the show?
Agents of SHIELD is now in its third season. InHumans, more comics shit, good character development are just a few of the new perks.
>I've missed an episode!/ I have no idea whats going on but im going to post anyways!
Good news! We have a handy dandy pastebin located here:
>http://pastebin.com/RLge8rQH
There's lots of neat things in there like previous discussions, episode guide and some other goodies. If you're just joining us or missed a previous ep, Netflix has both Season 1 and Season 2 available for watching! If you live in another country, you might be shit out of luck. Sorry bros.
Archive moe is gone, will try to fix up our pastebin a bit, now we'll be getting archives from desustorage
By the way we got the title for the missing ep, just the finale still
Ep 17: "The Team" [Apr 19th]
Agent Daisy Johnson must call upon the Secret Warriors for an inaugural mission that will leave no member unscathed, and S.H.I.E.L.D. learns more about Hive's powers, forcing them to question everyone they trust.
Ep 18: "The Singularity" [Apr 26th]
The team reels from its losses as Hive continues to draw Inhumans to his side; agents Fitz and Simmons get a lead that could stop the maniacal Inhuman forever.
Ep 19: "Failed Experiments" [May 3rd]
Loyalties are tested and the S.H.I.E.L.D. team must seek a decisive resolution to the looming Hive threat.
Ep 20: "Emancipation" [May 10th]
In the aftermath of the events of Captain America: Civil War, S.H.I.E.L.D. feels pressure to reveal their involvement with Inhumans. But with the stakes higher than ever and Hive growing stronger, the team is tested in ways they could never anticipate.
Ep 21: ?????? [May 17th] (2 Hour Season Finale)
It’s a showdown a season in the making as S.H.I.E.L.D. takes on Hive. With Hive’s master plan finally revealed, the team must spring into action. Who will live and who will die?”
hi shield bros
>>81751144
Hello.
>>81751019
Oh fuck, I almost forgot.
>GRANT WARD'S WILD RIDE HAS NO END
Aw yeah, baby.
>>81751019
Damn, I guess I'm going to have to watch this tomorrow or later tonight. Wanna catch the Red Carpet Premier.
streamfare isnt working help
>Agents of SHIELD has been renewed for a 4th Season
huh? I thought this show bombed or something?
Is it actually worth watching?
>>81751783
>huh? I thought this show bombed or something?
I was under the impression that it has retained a pretty much steady amount of viewers for a while now, after the early major drop.
It's not perfect, but it's okay.
>>81751783
Yes
Anybody else watching the Real O'Neals?
>>81751783
Its just the first half of the first season that sucks.
Even if those episodes do a decent job of giving each character context.
>>81751019
The closest we'll ever get to a reappearance of Red Skull.
>>81752323
>Its just the first half of the first season that sucks.
And a bit of a drag in the middle of the second season.
>>81752323
Eh, there's a variety of mediocre to shitty episodes spread out throughout season 2 as well, but overall, it's been solid. The good episodes definitely outweigh the bad though, and season 3 has been almost entirely stellar.
>>81752137
this is the exact scenario I would eat someone's ass.
NONE OF THE STREAMS WORK HELP
>>81752568
It's kind of unpredictable whether or not a stream will work or not. I've got no problems, but I've got 2 adbocking extensions up an running, and these stream sites usually have really invasive ads.
>>81752647
Not to mention that alot of streamers are just streaming from home and have to deal with home network connections.
Please let the Real O Neil's fall into the black pit that is cancellation
>>81751019
Excuse me what is this image?
>>81751019
The Inhumans movie is scrapped. What now?
>>81753142
Seriously this. The whole joke of this show that a catholic family has a gay kid.
>>81753197
The latest patron to make his way through Grant Ward's Wild Ride.
So apparently Whitehall is coming back in flashback form?
Barnes And Noble is where you buy Japanese figures. Or so I'm told.
>>81753197
>>81753197
I don't get it either. Wonder Woman is DC.
I swear if we get politically interrupted again this week...
>>81753221
>delayed =/= scrapped
AoS never mattered anyway
We're on.
>>81753364
>>81753379
There was no election today so we ah be good
>Daisy and Lincoln meet Straya Ward
Time for HiveWard's wild ride!
>>81751019
That blonde woman has some nice titties.
So that was a flash back?
>>81753222
HEY GUYS I AM GAY AND IT IS MY ONLY CHARACTER QUALITY, EVERYONE LAUGH
>>81753221
The Inhumans movie was never going to have anything to do with the AoS inhumans plotline, so I don't see why that should matter. The movie was going to be about Attilan and the Royal Family. The AoS plotline is about the nuhumans.
>>81753479
ZA WARDRUDO
Oh shit, laser hand confirmed?
>This hand of mine glows with an awesome power!
WE HIVE NOW
HAHA TIME FOR HIVE
Time to let the world burn away
>>81753535
>>81753221
They'll just have to roll the plot into AoS.
>>81753221
Black Bolt et al. become part of the supporting cast of AoS, and maybe get a spin-off TV show.
Rip Gideon
>>81753674
>Black Bolt et al. become part of the supporting cast of AoS
I just puked in my mouth a little. I love this show and I love the Inhuman Royal Family, but the last thing I want is the two intermingling.
So is Gideons brother gonna be the inhuman daisy goes to see?
>>81753762
Considering inhumanity is genetic, that'd be pretty weird.
can't watch the stupid stream anyone got an alternative?
It's cute how Simmons thinks GMOs makes the epitome of Evil Corporation.
Hail Hydra
>>81753811
A tv
>>81753811
Try this: http://www.time4tv.com/2013/08/abc.php
Oh hey Whitehall
Based Ward was just on the red carpet stream of CW, bringing the puns.
Lol Ward's at the Civil War red carpet.
https://youtu.be/EWPCBqi94Xw
>illuminating
Illuminati confirmed
Malick daughter wants dat hive tentacle.
So Gideon is gonna die trying to get one over on Hive because he never got Fitz's speech right?
>>81753995
Almost undoubtedly.
>>81753990
Just like my Japanese animus
>>81753995
Maybe he get's killed after screwing him over
I just tuned in, what did I miss?
so Hive's a pile of flesh-eating dustmites?
his brother went through the portal, didn't he?
>>81754070
Some Malik flashbacks. He's showing doubts about Ward, cause he's scared he'll kill him in the future.
>Hive kills Gideon because he's too much of a brown nose now.
This place looks familiar. Is this a reused set from Season 1?
>>81753995
>Fitz's speech
Which one?
>>81754136
Don't forget reanimating. They also reanimate flesh.
>Yard full of landmines
>british pretty boy
So is this the start of Paranoia Hunter who will tragically die like Chocolate Ward
>trained agents
>won't know how to disarm a mine
Gideon's brother was one of Hives hosts.
Hes gonna tell the inner circle that gideon threw his own brother in the portal to silence him.
It's great that Malick is scared. You take a strong man all his life, you give him a power unlike any he's ever felt before, and then you take it away and watch as he truly knows what fear is.
So, this is how landmines work?
The weight doesnt set off a primer?
>>81754268
Te one about trying to change the future. We are just puny third dimensional beings.
>>81754282
Aussie
>>81754343
Ah right. He thinks he can still stop it.
>>81754268
The one about time being an illusion, and that things having "not happened yet" is just a factor of our consciousness. They can't change the future, because it already "exists" so to speak. So when they saw the future, it's just what's going to happen.
>>81754333
in movies at least it's always the release.
>>81754333
Depends on the mine. Hollywood loves the delayed ones.
>>81754268
The "time is just movement along a 4th dimensional axis and thus the future is immutable because there is no such thing" bullshit even though it is explicitly not true in MCU and violated even in AoS.
And probably not true in the real world either actually.
>>81754396
>even though it is explicitly not true in MCU and violated even in AoS
Huh?
>>81754438
They have explicitly changed the future before.
>>81751019
Thank me skeltal
>>81754500
When?
>>81754500
When?
>>81754500
No they never did.
>what you deserve
WE FULL HIVE NOW
SQUIDWARD
WARD
HAIL HYDRA
Fuckin Aussies
>going full Hive
YEAH BOY
YOU'RE A SQUID NOW
>>81754627
Raina? What did they change that she saw?
>>81754594
Fucking kek it works so well. I need big nose edits
>>81754627
But they never changed the future then. All of Raina's visions came to pass.
>>81754660
kek
You're locked in here with ME
>>81754627
All of her visions came true.
Chun Li vs Jimmy Lee from Double Dragon! Ready? FIGHT!
>>81754660
YOU'RE A SKELLY NOW
>giving this blatantly untrustworthy, butthurt Australian guy powers
>not knowing he's going to outright betray you the first chance he gets
>>81754781
Here's hoping its a fake crystal.
It's a shame Madame Hydra never kept the squid-head after being resurrected by Hive.
>>81754781
I'm guessing it's not an actual crystal
>>81754781
>implying the rock isn't fake
>>81754781
SHIELD deals with lesser evils to beat greater evils all the time and a crazy Australian is less dangerous than a civilization killing ancient evil
>>81754781
>>not knowing he's going to outright betray you the first chance he gets
Who's he going to betray? Dude has no allies.
Damn Iron chef's got moves.
>Mulan is on Once Upon A Time
>Not played by actual Mulan
>>81754870
You underestimate the amount of sheer shitposting power he'll have if they give him what he wants. They'll want Hive to stop HIM.
Iron chef is serving this ass whopping ice cold
>>81754847
Least we have Madame Hydra in Contest of Champions...
Why didn't he just rip the iron out of her blood?
>actually getting kicked in the nuts in a spy fight
IS THAT AN INFINITY STONE
OOGA CHAKKA
>>81754996
He's just Asian Magneto, not Real Magneto.
>>81755011
Looks more like a Doctor Strange thingy.
>>81755044
Why would Doctor Strange have a Kree thingamabob?
Oooh Lincoln's dark brooding past.
>>81754955
So do we now have Aussie Ward?
>>81755098
In the MCU science /is/ magic!
>>81755098
I'm missing parts of the episode because of this shitty stream. What did they actually say about this object?
>He's a Hive
So close.
>>81755167
That it was Kree technology, and no idea what it actually does.
>a parasite
Sold his own brother out.
Like father, like son.
A DEALS A DEAL
>Ward still having to deal with shitty brothers
The mindgames are real
Oh shit
FUCKING SQUIDWARD
Wait wat
what???
Welp there goes the eye candy
NOT THE OUTCOME I EXPECTED
Ice fucking cold Ward
FATE HAS BEEN DEFIED
I love how Sqiudward still got the WARD flair.
And she got the tentacle alright..
Woah wait what's going on?
SquidWard just kissed of death his niece.
Oh shit
I thought Ward was tonguing the girl for a minute
Squid-Ward is RUTHELESS
Stream skipped right when they kissed. I'm guessing he poured a bunch of Hive juice into her?
NOW THEY WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER.
FOREVER
FOREVER
>>81755519
He ate her face.
>>81755566
I'm pretty sure he ate everything, just started with her face.
does anyone actually care about this daisy/lincoln bullshit?
>>81755681
Not in the slightest
Lincoln that's not the same as domestic abuse.
Lincoln, never go full Pym
>>81755681
I don't hate it since there's actual depth to their relationship but I'd prefer more Daisy/Mac buddy cop times.
>>81755681
Still better then Arrow relationship stuff.
>>81755713
that's what i thought
>>81755681
Not even remotely.
WELL, that heartfelt look into Lincolns past was...pointless.
>>81755681
Nope, but at least she's with a white guy so I suppose I shouldn't complain. The only relationship on this show that hasn't been shit is Fitz and Simmons, but even then she's a whore.
>>81755745
hurr durr
>>81755681
I miss when we were speculating Simmons would go full villain and Daisy/Fitz would be endgame.
>>81755743
word
>>81755745
Literally nothing about Arrow is good or even watchable, so that's not saying anything.
Should have went for the plastic hand Coulson
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>Someone on our team is going to die.
IN SPACE. How do leave out the most important part!?
>throw a bad actor with PK into a cell
>don't have anyone watch him
This is bad guy tier stupid.
CRASHING THIS PLANE
>call them in
What, the 2 other people?
Cause isn't their team only a team of 4, right now?
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF HIS PLAN
We SECRET WARRIORS now.
>lets call in the only person with a Cross necklace that we know
Brilliant
HAHA
TIME FOR SECRET WARRIORS
>>81755906
THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE, BROTHER
>secret warriors initiative
>>81755846
It went TOO Batman, which is saying something for a hero who started as a blatant Batman ripoff.
>Secret Warriors Initiative
I don't think they really needed the "initiative" part, but hey, at least we're finally getting that super-team action that they've been hyping up all season.
>>81755886
Well this is SHIELD we're talking about so par for the course I'd say.
>>81755913
>Daisy
>Lincoln
>Gay Melter
>Yo-Yo
I mean, there might just be some we haven't been introduced to yet, but yeah.
>>81756091
Nope, preview showed them all and it's just those four.
>one of them is not what they seem
it better not be the lightning dude
>Revelation that will completely shatter SHIELD
Again?
>One of the Secret Warriors is not what they seem.
Seems we have a dirty mutie in this group
Ah, It is a "special episode".
I left it out of the synopsis but the actual press release mentioned "SECRET WARRIORS UNITE" in an all new ep of Agents of SHIELD above the regular blurb
>Secret Warriors Initiative
Neat.
I mean, They arent going to get Nova on the show, despite the corp being established, and literally none of the other members exist in the MCU yet
But, like, neat. I guess
>>81756136
They could at least invite Deathlok. Did they ever get him back on his feet after the pre-Age of Ultron experimentation thing?
>>81755996
That's only the start of that show's problems. It's just shit. Felicity and Diggle are the rotten core that killed it, but everything from horrendously embarrassing fight "choreography", bad music, bad costume design, bad actors, and bottom of the barrel teenage fanfic quality writing are to blame. They haven't done a single thing right since season 2.
>>81756091
>>81756136
tfw no one ever brings in Deathlok anymore
Probably gonna be Gay Melter. Daisy and Lincoln are to important to the plot, Yo-yo is an actual comic book character.
>>81756091
>And Melt-Man, with the power to, melt.
>>81756226
nova was in the new warriors, no secret warriors anon
Also, checking the cast list for the following ep, Singularity mentions Bobbi and Hunter are back so kek
>>81756256
FUCK I'm retarded
>>81756230
Giving Felicity Oracle's...everything is basically what killed it for me.
BARGAIN BASEMENT AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
>Malick just showed up on the red carpet for Civil War
>Ward there earlier
happening
So did Hive Ward change the future, or did Malick just see a death in the future and guess the time wrong?
>>81757093
Guessed the time wrong is usually how it goes.
Still waiting for Manifold and Druid. Also I think that Australian guy might be Hellfire.
Fucking Aussies.
>>81757093
Guessed the time wrong.
>>81757347
They'd probably save Druid for Season 4 to tie-in with Dr. Strange.
I missed tonight's episodeTFS was streaming DS3.How was the episode?
>>81759076
>How was the episode?
Great. Very Malick focused.
Hope those ABC links work for the Jimmy Kimmel show.
>>81755681
No, it's what Skye Ward would have been if Ward didn't go evil
>Secret Warriors Initiative
I remember some anon posting his cringe script, that included matt saying to luke & jessica and others "I'm here to talk to you about the Defenders Initiative".
I was laughing then, it felt like I was reading a 6 year old writing a script, but now, after what inhuman ward just said? kek, I just don't fucking know anymore...
So did Straya Ward end up dying?
I watched the first episode after they came back from break, but haven't watched since. Does it get better?
Who else hyped for the sexy hispanic avengers?
>>81762284
Mainly Elena though.
>>81762284
Her VFX were legit better than Flash's and both Quicksilvers'.
I freaking loved the mirage at each step, for some reason.
>>81760698
It's still SHIELD, makes sense they'd keep some of the protocols for naming and stuff.
Maybe all their proposed teams are 'initiatives', dumb as that sounds.
>>81756136
what happened to multiple-chick?
Poor Gregg. Kimmel kept asking him questions about whether he was going to be in any upcoming MCU films, and every time it was like Clark's heart sank as he tried to dance around outright saying "no".
>>81762305
Elena Fuckin' Rodriguez
>>81755681
No, but mainly because I hate Lincoln.
>>81759870
except fangirls still go crazy over ward and literally no one cares about lincoln
>>81763091
>that time he awkwardly asked the Avengers cast if they would ever come on Aos, and they sheepishly said "maybe"
Poor Clarkel
>>81760698
I'm almost positive they're going to have them get called the Defenders of the City by either the newspaper or the big bad of Defenders.
anybody got an upload?
>Double-crossing Aussie guy
No honour. Don't make a deal, and then break it. Inhumans are cunts.
>>81767339
Meltrosexual and Yo-yo are decently likable but Lincoln and Daisy have been cunts lately.
With all that talk about an Australia IsHuman, I was totally expeting Gateway Junior to be the guy.
And then he showed up on screen and was white.
>>81753944
what time in it?
>>81754996
He could telekinetically control any non-living thing, sounded like. So nothing that's part of a living body, but seeing as he could get Coulson's hand, it probably does include clothes.
Clearly this means the smart move would have been for May to fight him naked.
![tepepe[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iHAEOH2.jpg "tepepe[1].jpg")
>>81769029
>tfw Straya Ward and Limey Ward will never have a beer together, then get into a bare-knuckled slobber-knocker.
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MiYmB9O.jpg "large[1].jpg")
Nary any puns, but here's a nice shot of Brett at the Civil War premiere.
>>81755681
I'm ok with it since it seems like they could actually date each other in real life (although Chloe Bennet's real boyfriend is twice the Chad that Lincoln is).
>>81769721
https://youtu.be/EWPCBqi94Xw?t=2641
>>81751783
Grant Ward saved the show.
Ward? More like Bored.
Fucking yawn.
>>81752323
lies
Out of 10, how would you rate this episode?
>>81769029
Eden Fesi's name was already shown as the Inhuman kept in stasis by the Australian delegate to the international meeting a few episodes ago, "Inside Man" iirc. SHIELD recovered him after she was found out and forced to turn him over, but you don't see him, just his file.
>>81777941
8/10
