Think of any cartoon series.
Got it? Okay...The cartoon's theme song is now done by /co/'s most hated singer Phil CollinsWhat's that? Theme's instrumental? Not getting out that easily, Phil's replacing everything with all-drumsHow does it sound to you?
Phil Collins did nothing wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aJ2Vh_e2dQ
>tfw i actually like phil collins
>tfw i liked on my way
>tfw one of the songs i sing while walking alone
honestly it's not that bad, but jonsi is better
>>77551706
who the fuck hates phil collins
I don't hate phil collins
should I?
>>77551706
I watched Tarzan for the first time yesterday and I like the music. Looking up Phil Collins just now I also found several songs I recognize as ones I enjoy.
>>77551706
Since when does /co/ hate Phil Collins? I don't really care for his work except for the Tarzan soundtrack which is pretty rad.
>Peanuts
It's objectively worse but how would you even improve the music from Peanuts. It's literally perfect.
Phil Collins is the best.
And the Bojack Horseman theme would be lucky to have his voice.
Fuck man. I was actually listening to the best of Phil Collins, and the Tarzan OST the other day. Phil Collins music pretty comfy music.
>>77552318
>Bojack Horseman theme with Phil Collins' vocals
>Hated
Nigger it's one of the best disney soundtracks. The feels are real when you listen to it.
>Soft rock version of Star VS theme
>>77551706
>Hated
Why? How? By whom?
>>77553270
The Star vs. theme is abysmal, not even Phil Collins could salvage that.
OP confirmed for shit taste in music.
>>77551706
Phil Colins doing Beast Wars.
YES!I love Phil Collins, so this is perfect for me.
Hey, I don't hate Phil Collins.
Well, his solo stuff is meh, but I loved his work with Genesis.
>>77553377TELL ME WHY THIS IS THE LAND OF CONFUSION
>>77551706
>Disney's Hercules
>that fuck-as-awesome montage during that >>77551944 beat
bring it the fuck on
>>77553392
Yeah, that.
And Invisible Touch.
>Thinking Phil Collins is close to the worst soft rock singer
>When Michael Bolton, Bryan Adams, and Peter Cetera still exist
>>77552031
Doug
>>77553392
Disturbed's actually-pretty-good cover of that song made me realize how much their singer sounds like Phil Collins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV4oYkIeGJc
>there are people who think Phil Collins Genesis is better than Peter Gabriel Genesis
>>77551706
>tfw like Phil Collins
>>77551706
>/co/'s most hated singer
I thought he was the world's most hated singer.
>>77553459
Did you just insult Peter Cetera?
>>77553583
Did you just defend Peter Cetera?Early Chicago is good. 80s Chicago and solo is garbage.
Phil Collins Duck Tales would be pretty baller, right?
>>77553607
Hey, hey, HEY!
"You're the Inspiration" is the greatest love song ever written, and I will not have anyone insulting it!
"Glory of Love" is good too.
>>77553663
>>77553511
I won't go that far but I will say that up until We Can't Dance, Collins-Era Genesis is very underrated. Even that album's not entirely terrible, just lots of bland with some decent bits.
Now if you want some real shit-tier Genesis, you go with Wilson-Era Genesis. Poor Ray, he was just not a good fit for the band at all.
>>77553663
I remember seeing "Glory of Love" on a list of the Top 20 Worst #1 Hit Songs
I 100% agree.
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Stop hating based Phil
>>77553843
If I told Patrick Bateman that Duke is half a good album and half Phil Collins Is A Sad Dad Diary, would I be murdered?
>>77553897
Yes. Unless you said it seductively and asked him for gay sex. Then he'd be too turned off to murder you.
Phil Collins is alright, I absolutely loved "You'll be in my Heart" one of my favorites from the Tarzan soundtrack.
>>77551706
I like Phil.
https://youtu.be/jpdqMz11L0s
> Phil Collins singing 'Rescue Rangers'
I'm ok with that.
I'd kill for him to sing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwoXARqonns
>just realized I am ready for a new Phil album, and most likely buy it when it comes out
>Superbook
Yeah, both openings seem like they're his speed. He couldn't possibly make 'em worse.
Not /co/ related but I always found it funny that donkey kong country just had a phil collins song thrown in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tffqG3zRLQ
>>77551706
go to bed Trey and Matt
Gather 'round, everyone. I'll tell you why I hate Phil Collins
>Be in fourth year of high-school
>Me and a buddy both get into that years drama production
>It's Disney's Tarzan
>Aw yeah, that movie was the shit
>Friend gets to be Prof. Porter, I get Clayton
>5 months of rehearsal
>Great at first, lots of good people in cast and crew. I even manage to make a few new friends
>Then it kicks in
>5 days a week, 3 hours each day of rehearsal
>Everyday, part of it is specifically set aside for musical numbers
>Bunch of tone-deaf actors trying to sing
>Someone misses a cue
>retry
>Someone forgets a line
>retry
>Someone screws up a line
>retry
>retry
>Retry
>FUCKING RETRY
>5 months of this shit
>Sometimes I went to bed with Son of man stuck in my head
>God Almighty, end it please
>It's over, we did moderately well
>tfw both me and my friend now fucking hate Phil Collins
>Friend told me he once heard a Phil Collins song on the radio while driving and slammed on the radio power button like it was instinct
That's why I hate Phil Collins.
>>77558898
You sound genuinely autistic.
>>77559417
Why?
>>77558898
Oh, yeah, rehearsals can make anybody hate music. I had to do a song and dance with Motown's Greatest Hits, and now I can't stand anything from that label. The start of "Get Ready" is enough to make me leave the room.
And my group didn't even do the damn routine - it got canceled a week before we were supposed to perform it.
>>77551706
OP instead of using Phil Collins you should have said Randy Newman.
>>77553663
Boco STFU
>>77558898
This is why I have the entire sound track to Spamalot memorized, except I was the asshole who had to keep telling people to do it over and over again.
>>77551706
>Wander Over Yonder
>>77563450
>Trying to imagine a haunting melody as he scats the non-lyrical part of the chorus
It hurts.
>Cyberchase
desu that can go either way, but I'm not getting my hopes up.
WHATEVER YOU DO
>>77551706
>Spectacular Spider-Man
I swear, thinking about this show never lets me down.
It's real weird!
Fuck you, I'm picking my own most hated musician and no, there's no way Aphex Twin could make Spectacular Spider-Man's theme worse.
Ed, Edd & Eddy Theme
Good luck Mr. Collins.
>>77570597
how do you hate aphex man
dude's done every style of electronic music there is there's got to be something for you in there
>>77559417
Because he has a legitimate reason to hate Phil Collins and his musical body of work?
What's this new "Phil Collins sucks" meme you're trying to start?
