Which one do you think will have a better life?
Probably Lee because of her determination and leadership qualities.
She might even be able to escape the poverty the Kankers were raised in.
>>77549076
This
Who cares? The show is gay.
I bet with their Mom never being around, and their odd sexually precocious nature and conflating love with physical aggression and force, somebody raped the shit out of the Kankers.
And uncle or their landlord probably.
>>77549790
I thought they had the same dad with different moms
I want to taste one of those god damn sandwiches they made
>>77549815
Reverse that, same mom different fathers.
the one with the scientist husband.
>There are theories the Edd's fathers had a one night stand with the Kankers and the Kankers want to fcuk their half brothers.
Would any of them realistically end up with one of the Ed's? Only one I could believe happening was Ed and the blonde since they were the most similar (idiots).
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>>77549830
>>77549890
mary and Edd makes more sense, opposites attract.
>>77549875
That theory means fuck all since the only information about his parents we have is that Double-D's parents is they are possibly neat freaks.
>>77549890
I can see Eddy and Lee since they both share the same "take charge" attitudes.
>>77549890
Eh, both don't have much chance at love, so I feel they'd just settle after a while.
>>77549923
No I meant THE EDD'S as a group, not Edd himself. Dork.
>>77549875
That sounds like a fanfic.
>>77549890
>dead kids trapped in limbo
>ever changing the status quo
>>77550022
If they're dead kids trapped in limbo, where do they buy jawbreakers from?
>>77550045
Satan
Jawbreakers is the devil's heroine.
>>77549890
All three end up with the Eds. Deleted scene from the "Eds as old people remembering their childhood" episode had them married to the Kankers.Marie got really fat
>>77550022
>I can't abide by the idea that cartoons are not the same as real life or I am afraid of normies judging me for enjoying children's cartoons
>I better just dismiss them all as the dying coma dreams of an autistic child to try and create deep meaning out of them.
>>77550114Got any pics?
>>77550114
>try to search for that
>find this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uq-8AIpye0
degenerate.
>>77550196
whatever floats your boat my man
>>77550426
I regret my decision.
>>77550450
Maybe a drawfag might help you out with what you wanted to see.
>>77550114
>>77550426
>mfw they showed that deleted scene at a con
>mfw a massive collective groan erupted from the audience when Marie came onscreen
>>77550560
Wait. Why?
>>77550172
>coma dreams
wrong show, anon.
>>77549912
>opposites attract
A myth, but I could see Marie forcing a relationship and Edd being too much of a wimp to cut her off. That would make sense.
>>77549925
>they both share the same "take charge" attitudes
Which is why if they ever do end up together, it'll end as quick as it started.
Ed and May may not be the only ones who "make sense". They're all realistic scenarios, but Ed and May are the only ones I can imagine being happy in a relationship. Maybe Edd and May, too. May is generally a better person than her sisters so she meshes well with the nicer Eds.
>>77549076
Her leadership will make her trailer park supervisor at most
>>77549898
I thought it was a hollowed-out pickle stuffed with ground beef, deep fried, and soaked with ketchup when I was younger.
As a kid, I never found it odd that they all had different fathers yet were still sisters. I didn't click to me until recently that they're only half-sisters.
>>77552075
That sounds like it could be exactly what those things are, and I'm slightly ashamed of how delicious that sounds to me.
>As a kid I liked Marie the most
>As an adult I like May the most
Am I the only one?
>>77553509
I'm kind of the same, but I liked Marie into adulthood and only recently started preferring May once I really thought about the type of girl Marie is. She's still the most attractive, though.
>>77553751
I'm on the same boat:
The girls I dated in highschool and college were Maries.
My fiancee is a May
>>77549890
Honestly, I think the Kankers and the Eds would end up tired of each other with time but still stay together because scamming and what not.
Like it's fun (?) for a while and then it's just boring and painful.Just like in real life!
>>77555115
I think that's a general bit of wisdom that's been around in different forms since forever.
Play with Maries,
Marry the Mays.
>>77548972
Considering that the whole show takes place in Purgatory, it's a little too late to talk about a better "life"
>>77555249
Yeah, Maries are fun(Lees too I guess, never been with one) but if you're looking for a girl to raise your kids and cook your meals then a May is the way to go.
>>77551717
Lahey
>>77549331
nuh uh ur gay
>>77549815
other way around senpai, their mom was a trailer park whore
