LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND...
>>77537494
I AKU, SHAPE SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS
>>77537516
WITH MY GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS
>>77537494
Why does he throw Jack in the future?
>>77537630
because the main character is a samurai and can only slash up robots since this is a children's show.It's better than being stuck on a boat
>>77537494
I INTEND TO PLEASURE MY FRIEND'S TITTIES
>>77537670
I would fund a remake of this show with drug money.
>>77537670
Man, I still have the pilot on DVD somewhere. I'll need to rewatch it sometime
>>77537548
I RAISED ONE OF THEM UP, AND LAID THE SMACKDOWN ON ALL THE JABRONIES
>>77537630
Because he could.
>>77537516
UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE AMOUNT OF CUM!
>>77537863
Why was he so based?
>>77540458
He is Jack's buddy that is why.
>>77537630
So Jack would be in a place where Aku already took over Earth, had minions, was was already supreme leader. Don't ask about aliens, though.
>>77537494
I, GANON, THE EVIL SHIFTING MASTER OF KORIDIE UNLEASHED A TERRIBLE FACE.
UNTIL A PESKY PLUMA WEILDING A MAGIC SQUADALA STEPPED FORWARD TO EAT AN OCTOROK
BEFORE THE FINAL LAMP OIL ROPE BOMBS WAS STRUCK, I FLUNG HIM INTO THE SEVEN KOOPA HOTELS WHERE MY SPAGHETTI IS DINNER.
NOW THE KING SEEKS TO RETURN TO GAMELON AND UNDO THE MAMA THAT IS LUIGI TO YOU MARIO! [wheeze]
PINGAS JACK
PINGAS JACK
WA CHACK!
PINGAS JACK
PINGAS JACK
WA CHACK!
PINGAS JACK
PING PING
WA CHACK!
PINGAS JACK
PINGAS JACK!
WA CHACK!
I miss Jack, and those comics didn't give me any satisfaction
