>Agents of GODDAMN IT HYDRA Edition
Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight with a brand new episode.
>"Many Heads, One Tale" (Nov 17th)
Dangerous facts about the ATCU are discovered by the team; Ward's plans to take down S.H.I.E.L.D. do not go as expected.
>Where can I watch the episode?
http://nowwatchtvlive.com/2011/07/watch-abc-live-abc-channel-online-from-usa-abc-247/
http://tgo-tv.com/watch/channel/3.html
Both of these were recommended in the last thread and should be streaming the episode.
>What else do I need to know about the show?
Agents of SHIELD is now in its third season. InHumans, more comics shit, good character development are just a few of the new perks.
>I've missed an episode!/ I have no idea whats going on but im going to post anyways!
Good news! We have a handy dandy pastebin located here:
>http://pastebin.com/RLge8rQH
There's lots of neat things in there like previous discussions, episode guide and some other goodies. If you're just joining us or missed a previous ep, Netflix has both Season 1 and Season 2 available for watching! If you live in another country, you might be shit out of luck. Sorry bros.
Archive moe is gone, will try to fix up our pastebin a bit, now we'll be getting archives from desustorage
>>77531756
Brett approves
Upcoming Eps:
(No Ep next week, ABC nukes everything for Thanksgiving)
"Closure" [Dec 1st]
> Ward's campaign for revenge brings the S.H.I.E.L.D. team to their knees, and Coulson proves he will do anything to settle the score
>"Maveth" [Dec 8th]
???
After that the show will go hiatus till goddamn March. Yeah March.
Agent Carter premieres Tues, Jan 5th from 9-11, and then after it'll air all the way through till March 8th where AoS returns. (total of 10 eps)
>>77532052
Ah, Agent Cowtits, my waifu returns!
>>77531653
>plans to take down SHIELD don't go as expected
>everyone expects Ward to fail
Would be amazing
>>77532052
>don't really care about Agent Carter
Oh well. At least we still have 3 episodes.
>>77532378
Agent Carter is still better than the reruns everyone else gets
>nowwatch live link doesnt work
>channel 3 freezes constantly
Anyone know if theres a stream that doesnt suck or do I just gotta suffer for talkback?
>>77532858
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
works well for me
>>77531756
Dp when?
THUNDERBOLTS WHEN?
>>77531756
I'd quake that ass
It's Time.
>before show spokesmen
>"will Fitz Simmons take the next step"
Subtle.Who /justflash/ here?
so we gonna get The Brotherhood of the SHIELD tonight?
>>77533729
I /justflash/ here
>Hydra's greatest treasure
WHATS IN THE VAULT/CO/?????
Reminder Hydra did nothing wrong.
Already a healthy dose of Based Ward.
This is what happens when you fight Wendigos.
Man Ward is great at murdering people.
>>77533795
Kraken Helmet
Grass Cutter
Satan Arm
Hive Parasites
the list goes on
>>77533729
everyone?
i need my a.o.s fix after getting all pumped up watching flash
What if The Sleeper is in the vault?
dat IRON CHEF OF HYDRA!
>>77533840
Satan's Claw
>>77533852
Kerafyrm?
Audio seems kinda janky, that just me?
>>77533795
Copy of the Zola program.
>Ward using that tray like a shield
Come on. He's Taskmaster.
Fuck this smug PoS ...
>>77533930
which one?
I want Grant Ward's Wild Ride to never stop.
>>77533883
More like Nazi super robot WMD
that axe...
nyah :3
>>77533930
Which one?
>Easy Mac
Tasty...
>>77532858
>>77533885
Stream 3 works fine here.
>>77533953
You mean Dreadnaughts?
the mob makes those and sells them to Hydra
>>77533878
Watch it turns into a scythe and ward is grim reaper
mac reminds me of lieutenant worf.
>>77533973
based Kraft product placement
>why don't you go deface a picasso or something?
Holy shit the episode is actually starting strong.
Coulson, you slick bastard.
Have they still not made that shotgun-axe?
>>77533994
Nah the sleeper is worse and pre dates the dreadnaughts. And since when are the dreadnaughts a thing in the MCU?
>Coulson playing the pussy and getting information
It's kind of ironic that Bruce was trying to do the same thing yesterday on Gotham but was getting cockblocked by Alfred
>>77534008
Oh man he totally is the Worf.
almost forgot about this.
What did I miss?
>>77533946
>>77533972
Lincoln.
Hydra thinks they're honeypoting Coulson but Coulson is actually honeypoting Hydra.
>>77534067
Bruce wasn't playing Silver, he was being a bumbling dumbass, and Alfred was right about her.
>>77533994
>mob
you mean AIM?
also
>330mb of personality
kek
>>77534077
Hailing Hydra
>>77533729
>>77533775
How is Flash? I was flicking through the channels and I saw who I thought I saw a gorilla and I got excited thinking it was Grodd.
Based Coulson
Extend one hand, but arm the other.
>>77534136
It was Grodd.
And Gorilla City.
>>77534077
Ward wants Hydra's secret Vault of ultimate nic nacks
Everyone is scheming
Mack thinks Coulson is letting pussy cloud his judgment
>>77534136
Imagine all the women being Simmons.
>>77534136
It was most definitely Grodd.
The Flash did an infinite mass punch and slammed Grodd through a breach in space-time into Earth 2, to a place known as Gorilla City.
>How is Flash?
Read that other sentence again.
>>77534136
>How is Flash?
>he doesn't knowIt was Grodd.And Gorilla City, and Zoom, and Reverse Flash, and King Shark, And Vibe.
does it trigger anyone else's autism that ward's affiliation with hydra was shoehorned in because of cap 2? it's hard to take him seriously as a character
>>77534225Can't forget Hawkgirl.
>>77534004
>Ward's only remaining family is his little brother and sister
>He becomes Reaper and His brother joins the Secret Warriors as Wonder Man
Imagine all the hate sex between Coulson and bobcut
>>77534236
it is nearly universally agreed Ward is much better as a Hydra Agent then he ever was as a SHIELD agent
>>77534236
Pretty sure it was planned from the start
Whenever I see this Brit all I think is Manlet
>DAMN THE YANKS
Oh hey it's that one dude from Scott Pilgrim.
How do people get in the big ship from the docked quinjets?
>>77534236
You're not autistic, you're straight up retarded.
I like his t shirt
>>77534269
comparing him to that, sure he's better now, but it just seems like a half-assed generic bad guy
>>77534272
i'd love it if this were true. anything to back that up?
>Dearest
>You're lucky you're cute
so who in everyone's camp is going to be a Brotherhood sleeper agent?
Who is this cutie
>>77534264
Does he keep his bionic hand on during or not?
>>77534337
Pretty much everything was planned from the start. All the Inhuman stuff was hinted at as early as episode 2
Holy shit, fucking Ward.
>>77534413
Dead.
>Ward flies commercial
>a known Hydra agent just boarding a plane
SHIELD hard at work everyone
HAIL FLYDRA
Crashing the plane!
With no survivors!
Ward is such a dick and troll.
>Not saying Hail Hydra
YA BLEW IT WARD
Goddamnit Ward
THANKS FOR FLYING GRANT WARDS WILD SKIES
Wait what.
>>77534413
The sitting dead.
WAS GOING TO MOSCOW PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>>77534253
I'd buy it. And damn I love HYDRA Ward so much, such an improvement from season 1
God dammit Ward... why do you have to be so fucking spectacular?
>>77534427
What's hate sex if you're not choking someone with a bionic arm?
Ward is best flight attendant.
>Thank you for flying with Hydra
Hydra has bad luck with planes, unless it's a tribflugel
>IT'S A WARD EPISODE
>>77534427
Well you got to use protection.
>>77534431
I've seen BTS stuff and they confirmed Daisy was planned from 2, but I've yet to see any confirmation that Ward was Hydra prior to mid-season 1
>>77534413
Ward
What do you think he whispered? Word for word.
>>77534427
He sets it to "stranger" and it gropes and grabs and generally does its own thing.
>>77534469
>>77534473
So she doesn't like to fondle his stump?
>>77534515
Hail Hydra
>>77534444
Quads speak the truth.
AIR HAYDRA
>>77534515
I am SHIELD's reckoning
>>77534225
>>77534169
>>77534196
Now I know what I'm going to binge watch this week, Guess I might as well ask while I'm at it, Hows Arrow?
Does anyone remember when Ward was the worst person on this show?
Fitz is too pure for this world.
Fitz is being such a fucking beta it's literally causing Simmons to suffer from autism
>stop putting me in a situation where I can't act like the victim
classic women
STOP DOING THE RIGHT THINGS
The plots for this episode are great
>Coulson performing a reverse honeypot
>Science buddies researching death cults
>Rest of SHIELD infiltrating their allies
>Ward performing acts of Ward on mooks
>>77534337
Logically speaking, it was written in S1. You don't half-ass scripts and shoehorn in a massive plot twist like that on the first season of your show without some forethought. Now, how they handled Ward after he turned Hydra, that's debateable. Personally I think they're a bit at a loss at how to keep him in the main story, but Brett Dalton's charm keeps the Grant Ward's Wild Ride train chugging along.
>>77534572
Don't bother
>>77534576
Season 1 before the reveal?
TCP PORTS SON
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
SAVE
THE
QUEEN
>>77534607
>Coulson performing a reverse honeypot
He's honeydicking her.
Limey Ward is best Ward
>>77534572
Glau was init for a while
>Godsavethequeen
>Damn the Yanks
He is really rubbing it in
>Hunter can't type
How old is he supposed to be? l was playing on computers in first grade back in the mid nineties.
>>77534611
Yep, when he was wooden as hell.
Oh. Arrow.
It's basically gateway Live Action /co/. It opened up everything being popular, but ultimately it's a CW show, with all the drama that entails. There were a few episodes adding hype, likeWildcat and Boxing Glove Arrow, but ultimately it isn't worth it now that Flash exists.
So /CO/, Ward, Grim Reaper or Taskmaster?
>>77534652
Fills me with pride.
>I'm MAD that you are such a KEK
Please don't kiss.
PLEASE
Who is the bigger c uck Fitz or Toyman on Supergirl?
>>77534687
Why not bullseye
Fitz really is the best actor on the show.
FUCK SIMMONS
FUCK HER
FITZ DESERVES BETTER
Fuuuuuuuuuuck me we're doing this ...
Wow, literally keked
poor Fitz
>>77534687
Disney taking back the guy from Winter Soldier being Crossbones and giving it to Ward instead.
IT'S HABBENIN
>>77534706
lol
OH FUCK WHAT
>>77534678
I think it worked well for the straight tough guy act, considering we barely knew shit about him till the reveal.
>>77534706
MOTHERFUCKER
>>77534706
2late
>I'm mad that you're so willing to help
and people wonder why red pill shit catches on
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Fitz finally stopped being a beta
FUCKING SLUT GET AWAY FROM FITZ
HAHA YES.
FUCK YES.
No Fitz, nooooooooo
aww come on, just fuck her on the table.
YOU DID IT FITZ
GIVE HER THE D
>>77534714
that's not how you spell trip but i agree
>>77534738
>>77534742
>>77534744
FUCK
It's like two siblings making out.
And of course NOW they find the solution.
>>77534712
Please, hes good but not that good
>>77534608
I just don't believe that when they created the character and wrote the first half of the season that they had the twist planned for him yet. i'm a /tv/fag and /co/ clearly loves ward so I'll just look into it on my own
>>77534771
So, hot then?
>the ATCU are the ones creating inhumans
AAAAH-HA-HA
>>77534272
>>77534337
The Winter Soldier would have been fulling written and probably even shot by the time AoS started.
Winter Soldier: Filming in Cleveland concluded on June 27, 2013.
AoS: First episode aired September 24, 2013.
So they knew at the most only a few episodes in.
However, they didn't tell Brett so he played good guy Ward 100% straight
Oh man, the ATCU are the Inhumans.
>Cup of tea
>O Bollocks
>>77534824
Lannister please go.
Fitz and Simmons hits way too close to home for me. Except I made the mistake of not kissing my Simmons and now I'm just broken and alone. I should have just gone back to playing Star Wars Battlefront after Flash, I don't need these feels right now
>IT WAS ME PHIL, I WAS THE INHUMANS
>>77534784
He loves killing and fucking with people like bullseye though
OH FUCK, MASTER PLAN IS A GO
Atta boy Coulson.
Looks like Lash is considering being Hydra's Inuhman agent.
And good shit son of coul!
Hahahahaha
Fuckin completely justified and right Paranoia
Based Coul shutting shit down
>NINETY NINE NINETY NINE NINETY NINE
That fucking midwestern accent jesus Christ.
inb4 Madame Hydra
This is the best twist.The militant anti-Inhuman agency is actually the Inhumans.
>>77534771
>two siblings making out
>>77534823
I believe there was an interview somewhere that said the decided to do it shortly before Cap 2 (or maybe once cap 2 had finished wrapping) and they just dropped it on the cast.
I definitely know Dalton had gotten told about it before the rest of the cast, so when they did they table read they were all shitting themselves
>>77534656
HE'S FUCKIN' HONEYDICKIN' THAT BITCH!
Rosalind sucks
>>77534861
Until he kills a guy with a paperclip or impossible shots I'm skeptical
COULSON KNEW
Double reverse keking, bravo Son of Coul bravo
>>77534871
all successors of nick fury end up going to the "nick fury was right" school of tradecraft
>>77534891
nah they're just creating the demand to warrant their agency's existence, ya know like the DEA
>AMERICAN COMMERCIALS
>coulson learned something from ward
>>77534435
To be fair, it wasn't an American airline. The writing on the wall was in Russian and he was previously in South America
>>77534684
This season's been pretty fucking nuts.
With the success of Flash's craziness, Arrow's started taking more risks.
We've had Lazarus Pits, magic, shrinking - hell we just had a fucking Constantine crossover.
>>77534937
>prescription drugs
>bother your doctor about this product
for fucking real?
>>77534835
>However, they didn't tell Brett so he played good guy Ward 100% straight
They told him in the episode where Garrett is introduced.
>>77534931
Well they are also weaponizing their employees who are all probably being picked up by HYDRA
>>77534576
Funny thing is that he had a legit excuse for being such a wooden uninteresting character up until the reveal: it was his cover.
>Phil not taking this shit
>that smug grin
>>77534835
even with that timeline I'm not sure if it's feasible that the writing staff knew, especially if the actor didn't. there was probably an NDA in effect
>>77534901
thanks for info. I'll look into it. i still need to pick this show up on dvd for the commentaries
>>77534952
>We've had Lazarus Pits, magic, shrinking - hell we just had a fucking Constantine crossover.
It's DC, magic was going to come in sooner or later.
>>77534474
>I've seen BTS stuff and they confirmed Daisy was planned from 2, but I've yet to see any confirmation that Ward was Hydra prior to mid-season 1
Listen to the Marvel podcast for the show. The 50th episode one from the other week goes over a lot of it. It's like 38mins long.
>>77535053
alright I'll check it out thanks m8
based son of coul
STABBED THROUGH THE HEART
>>77534901
There were interviews back around winter soldier where the staff for the show explained that yes, they knew, and stuff was written so they were basically in a holding pattern until the twist could happen.
Also they were clear that most of Ward's actions (sleeping with May, jumping out of the plane to save Simmons, and so on) were calculated attempts to ingratiate himself.
AND YOUR TO BLAME
>>77534687
He'll end up becoming an inhuman and becoming taskmaster.
She's betraying Gideon
TURN HER TO THE LIGHT WITH THE POWER OF CYBORG DICKINGS SON OF COUL
>>77535102
YOU GIVE SPIES
YOU GIVE LOVE
>>77534684
ASIAN MAGNETO
>Gideon Malick revealed
game over, SHIELD is on your ass now hoss
OH JESUS FUCK INHUMAN HYDRA AGENTS
Mark Motherfucking Magneto Dasacos
MEXICAN MAGNETO
>>77535123
Chinkneto
MAGNETO!
Wait, does Fox have movie AND tv rights?
same character as in avengers confirmed
AW SHIT SON
>We're the same height
>having two magnetos
>>77535114
Wardmaster training HYDRA grunts is only a matter of time
>>77535118
A BAD NAME
CURLY MUSTACHE!
>>77535123
ITS PUSH ALL OVER AGAIN
THATS REALASIANMAG FUCKING NEATO
IRON CHEF GUY IS XORN!!!
>>77535046
Arrow spent the first couple seasons going for the Nolan SUPERREALHEROES angle.
Then Flash came along and everyone realized that being stupid and unrealistic was fun as fuck.
Now we've got fucking Damien Dahrk using dark magic to control H.I.V.E. and an immortal Vandal Savage dragging DC heroes and villains through time trying to control the world.
>You were born to late, you'll never explore the oceans.
>You were born to early, you'll never explore the cosmos
>You were born just in time to see fucking King Shark, Gorilla City, a Green Arrow/Constantine crossover, and ATOM shrinking on live television.
>>77535141
>Mexican
he's Native American
>>77535123
Much better than scorch
>>77535186
fuck you, i liked pushi'm a horrible person
>>77535114
SHE WAS IN THE LIGHT, SHE WAS JUST BEING PLAAAAAYED!
>>77535219
It was an alright movie.
>>77534966
It was just three episodes before the Hydra uprising, so the vast majority of good guy Brett was without the actor knowing
WE BOOMERANGS NOW
>>77535203
Gotham is still better at going off the rails into crazy land
Also goddamnit fitz tech
holy shit it IS the iron chef guy
>>77535173
>Purple Man shenanigans this weekend
I cant fucking wait
Not Jason Stattam to the rescue.
She honeydick him, women always win
Because of course the parking lot does that.
We Serpent Society Now
>>77535258
>planning to watch Marvel's Rape Culture presented by tumblr
>Space Chad was HYDRA
Hydra is Illuminati Confirmed
>Hydra is ancient
We the Shield now?
>HYDRA is the NASA death cult
goddamnit the reveals are real
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER
That was a penis
FUCK MAN
>....okay.
I fucking love ward
They are going to send Negro Sonic thru the portal
Can't wait for space killer to kill the fat because he don't need him.
Ward is nonplussed.
>WE'LL RETURN IN A MOMENT
oh just, you know, the reason hydra exists nbd
Immortal Leonardo Di Vinci coming out of nowhere to save Coulson and co. as an eternal enemy to Hydra when?
>>77535332
Fuck yes, now Simmons' choice is made for her and she won't want him anymore.
INHUMANDRA
so what the fuck is going on. has there ever been alien shenannigans in the comic with hydra?
who's mr skeletal gonna be