How can one god be so unworthy?
>male
>straight
>blonde
Tsk, tsk. He's probably racist Nazi as well.
>>77526886
>feeding wteback kids
>consorting with veterans who fight for Israel
>defending fags
>disrupting the ecological balance
>robbing nuns of the virtue of work
Fucking communist gods
>>77526886
>literally Two Thors One Hammer
>>77526886
Ah, JMS Thor. Such a lovely circle-jerk.
>>77526886
Why do they keep spelling 'strength' like that?
>>77526982
>straight
not a thing for Assguardians
>>77527850
>JMS Thor
Those scenes are from Jason Aaron's Thor.
>>77527911
Presumably whoever made this edit is shit at spelling.
I'm assuming it's from Illuminated Comics, since he is historically horrible at spelling and his edits are always filled with seas of typos.
>>77527926
>would you let thor pound your asshole
I wonder if he'd cuddle after
>nun referring to a pagan idol as a god
They really need to send an Inquisitor on nuns. Can't trust women with any responsibilities.
>>77528074
Hercules might consider it. Thor however is only interested in woman.
>>77526886
higher marvel excutive powers
>>77526886
Nick Fury said so
>>77527850
That's Aaron Thor you nimrod
>>77526886
Because contrived plot device so that the PC police can make a female Thor so that people who don't read comics can buy a comic or two and then never read them again.
>>77526886
No reason really.
But maybe the writers are going for a "you were doing those great deeds just to get the hammer back not out of the kindness of your own heart", which would be bullshit.
