How does a pizza place that only serves broccoli pizza even stay in business?
>>77526185
>Located in Cailfornia
>Stays in Business
Choose one.
By serving customers with different tastes than yours.
>broccoli pizza
>bad
You have to be 18 to post here
nigga broccoli on pizza is fucking delicious
>>77526185
That looks damn tasty.
>>77526185
Vegans.
>>77526275
>vegan
>cheese
>>77526185
San Francisco
They could be an independently wealthy stock broker-turned-pizza maker with money to burn.
on san francisco?
one word: hipsters.
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>>77526283
>>77526317
So is this like.. Cheese made from oils?
>>77526337
I guess.
>>77526231
But a pizza place is supposed to serve all tastes.
>>77526185
Fucking old hippies and hipsters man.
Even a vegan pizza place would offer more than one topping. There is something shady about this establishment.
Fuck you OP, now I'm hungry.
>>77526283
They have Vegan cheese and Vegan gluten free dough.
>>77526337
It's cat sick; from a feline fed on a diet of soy milk.
>>77526337
Vegan cheese is made from rice.
>>77526365
There are lots of businesses that are able to sustain themselves by catering to a tiny bizarre nichejust look at american comic books[/spoiuler]
broccoli pizza sounds awesome
>>77526185
have you never eaten melted cheese over broccoli?
you are missing out, it doesn't even need tomato sauce
>>77526185
A place near me only makes three kinds.
All three have goat cheese.
1 San Francisco + vegans = profit.
>>77526185
It's probably one of those flash in the pan "artisan" places that goes out of business six months after opening.
>>77526185
Loyal vegans/vegetarians who vomit at the idea of a pepperoni being near their food.
>>77526489
>>77526287
Would this shit fly in San Fransokyo
>>77526185
Is broccoli the only topping?
Because I'd kill for a chicken and broccoli pizza right now
>>77526337
Shredded Government cheese packaged for hippies
Onion rings + corn = perfect pizza
>>77526522
Would this shit fly in San Fransokyo
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>>77526185
Because it's a joke in a kids movie.
If it had just been a regular pizza they ordered then it wouldn't be funny.
But PIZZA WITH BROCCOLI! BUT KIDS DON'T LIKE BROCCOLI! OH NO! HOW FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was just a joke in a kids movie. Don't overthink it. Move on with your life.
>>77526522
>San Fransokyo
That is still one of the dumbest fictional names i've ever heard
>Let's smash together two names that have nothing to do with each other! Yay, multiculturalism!
>>77526185
That does look really fucking good.
>>77526185
Patreon or some other type of hipster welfare.
>>77526489
vegans don't eat cheese
So in Japan was this green pepper pizza? because that's an even more traditional topping
>>77526553
I literally never noticed that giant screen playing Fix-It Felix Jr. before.
>>77526185
Chicks with all that metal in their face look gross. I find it strange that it's infected our toons too. Future generations will laugh at hipsters as we laugh at hippies or terrible 80s fashion and hair.
>>77526185
Because liberals are masochists who will eat the most unappetizing dreck as long as it keeps their egos properly inflated.
>>77526553
This looks way more like sf than Tokyo. I live in sf and been to Tokyo several times.
>>77526185
Broccoli on pizza isn't too bad, but I've had hemmorrhoids that looked more edible than that.
>>77526185
It doesn't. It's actually a front for a local mobster to hide money behind a legitimate front. It doesn't even have to make cash and someday he can just burn it down for the insurance money.
>>77526665
>we laugh at hippies
Literally only conservatards to this
>>77526185
Hipsters
>>77526630
Are green peppers the universally accepted "gross food" in Japan? I've heard that before.
>>77526622
Who's saying that's cheese on that pizza?
>>77526185
Eh, I've worked broccoli into pizza before and had it turn out okay, but it can't be JUST broccoli and it sure as shit can't be fucking uncooked like in that screenshot. Otherwise you're just eating raw broccoli and bread (which is still OKAY, but you can't really keep pretending that what you're eating is actually "pizza" at that point)
>>77526923
I would have thrown in some ham or bacon.
>>77526411
The fuck does gluten have to do with veganism?
>>77526622
Can anyone offer a satisfying explaination of why veganism isn't completely fucking retarded?
What the fuck is gluten?
>>77526317
At least post the good fake shit, senpai
>>77526749
No I'm pretty sure everyone still laughs at filthy hippies
>>77526990
They hate flavor in their food.
>>77526981
Apparently its an in thing now with veganism. I don't know I'm not a vegan.
>>77527003
Something something in flour and flour based products.
>>77526881
Yes
>>77526990
>satisfying
Not to you no so why try?
>>77526981
Nothing directly, but people who are into dumb food fads rarely stay into just ONE dumb food fad for long. It's kind of the same thing that happens with weird sex fetishes; you've probably noticed how furries never stay JUST "a furry" for more than a year or two before they start branching out into the six-dicked centaur unbirthing stuff.
>>77527003
Hippie boogeyman made up to scare children from eating grain based foods because big bread is in cahoots with the gubment to make you have diarrhea because they're evil and shit.
>>77526565
>>"Yeast of Edin" is based on a bakery located near Pixar Studios. It only serves one kind of pizza each day, and broccoli is one of the toppings
>>77526574
>>set in an alternate future where after the 1906 earthquake, San Francisco was rebuilt by Japanese immigrants using techniques that allow movement and flexibility in a seismic event. After the city was finished being rebuilt, it was renamed San Fransokyo due to it being a city with Japanese and American architecture combined.
>>77526185
How can someone buy a plastic pizza ?
>>77527140
I'm trying to be open to other points of view.
>>77526185
Watch it again: It's a pizza place that just does one kind of topping a day.
>>77526990
Makes some people healthy and gives them less stress?
>>77526704
i feel like its trying to combine tokyo athetics with SF's bullshit landscaping that hill looks like a fucking 70% slope
>a vegetable
>vegan gluten free hippie boogie man enemy tumblr food
Why has this thread gone so far down a /pol/ hole?
>>77527255
>less stress
How?
>>77527255
Tell me more. Why is cutting out absolutely all animal products necessary?
>>77527298
My brother is vegan and he does it because he can't stand all of the hormones and artificial chemicals that go into animals and dairy products.
Then again they put shit-loads of chemicals into fruits and vegetables too and yet he's totally fine with it so I don't get it.
>>77527352
Sounds like some bullshit he read on the internet.
By attracting the hipster crowd. I bet you could make even more bank by serving kale pizza
>>77527292
Well they don't have to worry about eating red meat and stressing out over stereotypes like red meat gives you cancer, makes you fat, all that jazz.
And as anon >>77527352 said some people can't stand hormones and chemicals and stuff in their system so giving that up makes them feel better and healthier, thus less stress.
>>77527298
It depends on what Vegan you are. There are different kinds.
http://vegetarian.wikidot.com/types-of-vegetarians
Me personally I can't do it because I love bacon and pork too much to give it up.
>>77526704
>>77527264
That's the idea: San Fransokyo's official backstory is that after the 1906 earthquake, Japanese immigrants were the ones that spearheaded the reconstruction process and brought so much of a Japanese architectural aesthetic to the city that they decided to rename it.
>>77527264
For what it's worth Japan is like 99% slopes
>>77526185
Does anyone have a screenshot of the Japanese version that shows natto instead of broccoli pizza?
It's important to some people that they not be a part of something they see as a problem even if that doesn't mean making any real difference. Factory farming is a pretty terrible practice and I can understand not wanting to be a part of it.
>>77526749
I'm a bleeding heart liberal, and I laugh at hippies. They had a very Republican attitude of "fuck you got mine" retreating from society into communes instead of trying to fix it.
>>77527209
>set in an alternate future where after the 1906 earthquake, San Francisco was rebuilt by Japanese immigrants using techniques that allow movement and flexibility in a seismic event. After the city was finished being rebuilt, it was renamed San Fransokyo due to it being a city with Japanese and American architecture combined.
I know the city's history, doesn't make it less dumb because the two names have nothing to do with each other, mixing them only diminishes their value to each country if anything
>>77527437
Is eating red meat in moderation really that hard?
>>77527437
>Well they don't have to worry about eating red meat and stressing out over stereotypes
Now thats just retarded.
>>77527444
>laughingracists.jpg
>>77527554
To some people yeah.
>>77526990
Different people have different moral compasses, and for some people the satisfaction of "doing the right thing" (for them) outweighs the benefits of eating meat.
Truthzone: I've been vegan for 15 years now. It compliments my world view, and it's absolutely a token gesture, but so is "please" and "thank you," yknow? The bottom line is, it works for me.
>>77527443
WW2 must have been a nightmare for the city
>>77527489
Now you're just bitching for the sake of bitching.
>>77526365
Louis' Lunch serves hamburgers exactly 1 way and have been in business for 120 years, so the idea is not without basis. They are also massive faggots however and throw you out if you ask for ketchup
>>77527577
>different moral compasses
Alright moral dealy. Got it. That makes sense enough.
>>77527459
veganism as 'X is a superfood you NEED!' fads are pretyy bad for the places that grow the crops, since the land gets grabbed from people that relied on it to produce the food they eat, and the industrialized farming methods put out so much food that the crop is devalued to worthlessness, locally, and traditional families are now stuck with fields worth less than the clothes off their back. The only choice they have left is starve or give in and work for the foreign farms for exploititiveley low wages
>>77527271
Because it's on 4chan? Not really sure what you were expecting anonymous. Several years ago a man named Moot was too much of a lazy pussy to just throw the /pol/smokers out on their ear so he gave them a "containment board" and then neglected to contain jack shit.
>>77527555
Never said it made sense. Me I'm going to keep on eating bacon scallops and three meat pizza.
>Kids in cartoons hate broccoli
When will this meme end? Broccoli is delicious and I knew this even when I was a kid.
>>77526218
hahaha, but fucking seriously though dude
>>77527581
You said it as if your explanation addressed my point
I'm not bitching, it's an irrelevant detail that doesn't really affect the movie, i'm just saying it's dumb per se, what does the name of a christian saint have to do with the capital of Japan? Just call it New Tokyo or whatever
>>77527580
even in our world there were plenty of japanese-americans that willingly enlisted with the US army
>>77526704
Looks more like the Chinatown part of SF to me. Japantown didnt really look like this, which was a little more grounded than slopey
>>77527708
the average white suburban family is terrible at cooking vegetables and doesn't add any kind of condiments or seasoning unless they're going off a recipe that tells them to.
There's also a certain nocebo affect, kids are pretty susceptible to believing what they think kids are supposed to believe
>>77527708
Your taste preferences change as you get older, favouring sweet, energy-filled food when you're growing. Most kids don't like broccoli because it DOES taste bad to them
>>77527209
Oh, I thought this was an AU where the gooks won WWII
>>77527867
also adults are demonstrably less sensitive to bitter flavors
>>77527977
/ck/ is our wife so it's okay if we have some crossover threads every now and then.
>>77526303
Also pandas.
>>77526485
Where do you live?
I'd fucking kill for a place like that, how's the quality?
>>77527003
Gluten is a protein found in wheat and other grains. It's what helps the dough stick together and give bread it's chewy texture. Some people can't eat gluten (those with Celiac disease) because it makes them feel ill and causes physical damage to the intestinal lining and triggers an autoimmune reaction.
Other people don't eat it because it's trendy or they're afraid of it due to misinformation. Gluten free products are noticeably more expensive and generally less satisfying to taste.
The superior pizza is jalapenos and pineapple
>>77527444
I feel like I almost get it, but I'm not quite sure why.
>>77527867
>Favouring sweet energy filled food
Example Energy drinks then because they don't taste sweet at all.
>>77528634
>Jalapenos with pineapple
>sweet with anything hot
shit taste.
What cartoon has the tastiest looking pizza?
>>77526185
If there are only two or three vegetarian or vegan places within a certain number of miles, they can have a local monopoly of the veggie munchers.
>>77527708
The idea of broccoli being gross mostly stems from an era where most Americans just boiled it in a pot like most other vegetables. Today, most people that cook know how to handle broccoli.
>mfw steamed broccoli.
Fun fact: George H.W. Bush hated broccoli so much, that while he was president, he had it banned from the White House.
>>77528759
TMNT
>>77528770
>an era where most Americans just boiled it in a pot like most other vegetables
Why was post-WW2 American food so vile? Look at an American cookbook from the 1950s and you will see some nasty shit.
>>77528770
My mother used to put all her vegetables in water, and boil it until it was mush, and then drown it in margarine. Everything tasted completely like margarine.
>>77528728
Not enjoying sweet and hot. You sound like a terrible person I hope I never meet you
>>77528516
>Other people don't eat it because it's trendy or they're afraid of it due to misinformation. Gluten free products are noticeably more expensive and generally less satisfying to taste.
Fucking hell, that's true. Recently a buddy of mine thought he might be aceliacHe had some kind of mystery condition going on and they couldn't quite diagnose itso for about a week he tried to go gluten free. I remember him buying a bottle of gluten-free beer and finding out and paying near double than the rest of us did.
>>77528822
The basic function of cooking, is to make food safe to eat. This includes decontaminating rancid food. Hell, Cilantro only exists to cover the flavor of spoiled ingredients.
>>77526317
San Franstinksco...
Why did she or her mom order broccoli pizza when she knows she doesn't like it?
>>77528910
She probably just ordered pizza and that's what they gave them because they only serve one kind of pizza.
>>77526553
I've been to tokyo and san fransisco both were unpleasant after 2 week of being there.
I'm a New Yorker and the concept of a vegan pizza is like the most haram thing ever. Pretty sure you'd be shunned from society for that outside the city.
>>77528910
You sound like you never had a mom. Are you by chance an orphan?
>>77528954
When I was in new york, I got a big huge single slice of paper thin pizza with only cheese on it. There was pepperoni which was not ready yet and for an extra ridicoulous amount of money anchovies.
I'd eat pizza with Riley.
>>77528941
San Francisco used to be better. for all the shit it gets for hippies and that stuff, they're mostly gone now. they got priced out by tech. that's what everyone hates. tech is doing the same thing to San Francisco that it did to the rest of the Bay. the pretentious assholes came in with the tech money.
>>77526185
Libtards
>>77528954
>muh new yawk
>muh pizzuh
You liberal fairy faggots charge $8 for a slice so thin the paper plate it's served on has more calories.
Just go to New Jersey, that's where all the actual Italians live anyway.
Broccoli pizza trikes me as someone trying to pretend they are eating health food by attaching something healthy to something fattening. It's like ordering large fries, but a diet cola. People do this shit everywhere. I'm sure everyone knows at least one person that avoids the dark meat of a chicken like the plague, because they think it is more fattening than the white meat, but the person doesn't avoid beef or pork.
>Congratulations San Francisco, you've ruined pizza. First the Hawaiians, and now you.
Anger and whoever wrote that line can suck an actual dick. Hawaiian a best.
>>77529125
Pizza isn't as terrible for you as you think. It's made with cheese, bread and tomato with some spices.
Provided you use all natural ingredients you could eat pizza a few times a week in a sensible and nutritious diet. There's a reason in the U.S. it can qualify as a vegetable.
>>77529175
I would add jalapeño, and raw onion, and crushed red pepper.
>>77526298
>They could be an independently wealthy stock broker-turned-pizza maker with money to burn.
you mean money launderer
>>77529083
Oh yeah absolutely. It feels more fake there than being in los angeles.
Despite the attitude they want people to believe in san fransisco, tourists are not very welcome. People in LA were actually really nice, I had a nice student give me directions and walk with me around the museum.
>>77528969
My mom wasn't a bitch.
>>77529175
Truth hurts doesn't it, faggot.
>>77529181
I know. I've been dieting, and have lost 30 lbs in the last couple of months. I haven't avoided anything that I like to eat, I just count the calories, and stop before I have too many in one day. A whole frozen pizza turns out to be about 1000 calories. I could easily eat two of them and still be under my daily limit, provided it was the only thing I ate that day.
>>77529205
yeah but seriously fuck LA. nowhere is worse than LA except Fresno.
>>77529227
Sounds nice.
>>77526365
Business isn't always about appealing to everyone with everything at once
Sometimes it's about tightly targeting a specific niche market, capturing their loyalty, and isolating them from other consumers to remind them of why no one else's money matters to you but theirs.
It's just like r/K selection theory with animal parents. A mouse raises a large litter, a whale raises one closely-monitored offspring. Quality and quantity.
>>77529265
Don't forget Bakersfield
>>77529175
If he said "first Chicago and now you" I would have started a shitstorm.
>>77529420
There's still people in Chicago?
>>77529083
>Lived in Bay Area
Man it sucked growing up there. Fuck the techies. The asshats that "design" apps are so pretentious. I met one, still can't figure out he can pay child support and alimony on that kind of money...
>>77529265
>>77529405
In the great war that is NorCal vs SoCal, Fresno and Bakersfield are the desolate no mans land in the middle.
>>77529545
North Bay, motherfucker. Fuck Silicon Valley.
>>77529545
i love it here, but there's no way in hell i'll be able to live here.
maybe the tech bubble will burst and they'll all go away.
yeah, right. and maybe LA will stop stealing our water.
>>77526275
>>77526303
>>77526489
>>77526543
>>77526589
>>77526672
>>77526990
Only you /pol/ niggers could turn a thread about fucking pizza (which ain't vegan no matter how you slice it) into shitposting about "muh librul veegin hipstuh boogeyman"
Go back to reading breitbart and eating your fucking nasty Carl's jr, please
>>77529660
I feel that. I grew up in Marin, and love it more than anywhere else, and I've been plenty of other places, but the cost of living there is fucking absurd. In the neighborhood I grew up in, the cheap houses are 900 grand.
I came here to say that San Diego a best, all other major California cities a shit
A SHIT
>>77530141
Oh please, you don't even have Disneyland.
>>77530175
we're close enough to Disneyland to enjoy it without the actual terribleness of actually having Disneyland
>>77526185
Ever have a shrimp and broccoli pizza? So damn good that it shouldn't be legal.
>>77530175
does Anaheim even have anything else
>>77530262
It has Disneyland, so it doesn't need anything else.
>>77530141
San Diego is the only good city in SoCal, but it's still in SoCal, which means it is inherently horrible. the smog blows into your yard.
>>77530262
no.
>>77527724
Thats true but America still put Japanese-Americans into internment camps and there were no-no boys who took jailtime instead of signing up for the US army to fight against their homeland. The ones who enlisted spat on those who refused to fight.
>>77527708
THIS.
I don't even cook broccoli too much, I eat it raw (after washing) or steam it slightly to keep it crisp. Its fucking delicious.
>>77527577
>compliments
>>77530141
>San diego
Spot the mexicanGood choice fellow mexican
>>77530744
Get out of here Montoya. He knows what "complements" mean. He just misspelled it.
>>77528643
Slope is a slur for asians
>>77529420
fite me m8
>>77529448
No they all drowned when they fell face-first into their pizzas.
>>77531240
>You will be fat
If you eat pizza to get thin then you are not eating pizza correctly.
>>77530972
Haven't heard that one before. Is it because of their slanted eyes?
>>77527708
>>77530554
You niggas are nuts. Broccoli is disgusting no matter how you cook it. If you put it in a recipe it will taint the whole meal.
One of my favourite things about this board is how whenever broccoli is disparaged in any way, the fucking Broccoli Defense Force springs up out of nowhere and aggressively defends it.
It's bizarrely hilarious.
broccoli pizza is pretty good tbqh
>>77527607
>look up this place
>patty is "medium rare" but looks like fucking raw patty
>only onion, tomato, or cheese
>white bread
>staff gets offended if you ask for anything else
I swear the only thing that keeps this place in business is the tourist appeal of "muh furst burgur"
>>77531240
>Not "Chikah-go Deep Dish Pizzer"
>>77529738
Are you mad?
>>77529738
>>77529738
>muh /pol/ boogyman
You are just as bad.
>>77532132
> In episode 10 of Burger Land, the "no ketchup" sign is visible hanging in the restaurant and an informative caption pops up to read "Yale students who try to sneak in ketchup are asked to leave."[11]
>>77532132
>white bread
>>77528177
Bellingham, Washington.
It's the kind of cracker-like crust I dislike, but otherwise good.
>>77532132
>british "food"
>>77526749
>only conservatards to this
Are you fucking kidding
Nobody likes smelly goddamn freeloading hippies. The only cool hippies were all musicians and they're either dead or not hippies anymore because being a hippie is fucking stupid.
>>77532132
I thought ground beef was unsafe to eat raw.
>>77532132
looks good tbph
>>77526185
I like broccolli, brocolini, baby broccoli, kale, chard, mustard greens.
Fight me, wigger.
Sausage is the best Pizza topping and everyone loves it.
>>77533435
>kale
you're wrong there
No one is going to dispute you on the rest though.
>>77532132
>order burger from Louis' Lunch
>ask for it to-go
>go to car
>ketchup on supply
>turn on camera
>pour that shit on there
>dead stare at the camera while eating it
Someone who lives close needs to do that.
>>77533435
I don't even know what any of those other things besides the broccolis and kale even are.
>>77533334
Pork is unsafe undercooked. Beef isn't a problem until it smells.
>>77526185
What's the difference between yogurt and the East Coast?Yogurt has a living culture.
>>77532132
I have had one. It was a really long wait because it was packed. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't worth it.
>>77531656
That's a totally unfair reading of the situation.
Incidentally, have you tried the broccoli lately, it's delicious. Have some.
There's LITERALLY nothing wrong with eating broccoli.
>>77533842
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_meat#Food_safety
Maybe they grind it fresh on site so that cooking burgers medium-rare is safe.
>>77533988
That episode really made me want to eat broccoli.
Is that weird?
>>77534036
Of course not. But it doesn't belong on pizza. Pepperoni is the one true topping.
>>77534522
Not at all. Made me want to as well, especially when they dumped all that cheese on them.
>>77534522
With cheese melted on it?
